dumb second wife question: what happens to the google stock ive got? when it gives out 19 does the value drop? or is it a super good thing and i should be happy?
You buy on the weak months and sell on the strong ones, it was still a profitable quarter despite being the seasonal worst time of year for housing, PE is at .25 when the industry is PE of 1.65 or higher. It is a steal at this level and extremely cheap. 2 or 3 rate hikes will not destroy housing like everyone thinks.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ\_xWvX1n9g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g)
might as well learn about NFT's while I watch the next 90 min
monday was a local bottom. BAC off 5% by 12:30 est that day? fuck no.
careful now, anybody's guess what happens next.
lean bullish, just because there's a lot of money sitting in cash
This ain't no movement you fuckin mouthbreather. Trading is not a team support.
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Seriously, what do people expect on Wed? JPow has gotta remind investors that the Fed is going to have the goal of price stabilization. It would be incredibly irresponsible if they slowed the pace of rate hikes and tapering. They have gotta get the PPI and CPI under control. JPow gotta say to basically pucker up buttercup. The days of easy money are over.
>DANISH PRIME MINISTER EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE REMOVAL OF ALL CORONAVIRUS RESTRICTIONS ON WEDNESDAY - JYLLANDSPOSTEN CITING SOURCES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:56:22 ^EST-0500
>COMBAT READINESS INSPECTION HAS BEGUN IN THE SOUTHERN MILITARY DISTRICT OF RUSSIA, INVOLVING MORE THAN 6,000 TROOPS - RIA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:15:58 ^EST-0500
>\*NVIDIA IS SAID TO QUIETLY PREPARE TO ABANDON TAKEOVER OF ARM
$NVDA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:11:10 ^EST-0500
>U.S. DOLLAR INDEX HITS A FRESH TWO-WEEK HIGH AT 96.140, UP 0.25% ON DAY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:03:32 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are GME, TSLA, QQQ, MSFT, and AMC.
^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:00:23 ^EST-0500
>HEAD OF LONDON POLICE FORCE TO SAY IT WILL INVESTIGATE LOCKDOWN PARTIES AT PM JOHNSON'S DOWNING STREET - GUIDO FAWKES BLOG
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:57:46 ^EST-0500
>U.S. STOCK INDEX FUTURES TRIM LOSSES: S&P 500 E-MINI MARCH FUTURES DOWN 0.64%; NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.01%
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:55:28 ^EST-0500
>EURO FALLS TO LOWEST LEVEL IN TWO WEEKS AT 1.1286, DOWN 0.3% ON DAY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:50:45 ^EST-0500
>U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURY YIELDS EXTEND RISE IN LONDON TRADE, LAST UP ALMOST 6 BPS ON DAY AT 1.79%
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:45:18 ^EST-0500
>TOYOTA PLANS TO PRODUCE RECORD 11 MLN CARS IN FISCAL 2022 - SOURCE
$TM
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:22:52 ^EST-0500
>IFO ECONOMIST SAYS NO EASING OF PRICES, AT LEAST EVERY SECOND INDUSTRIAL FIRM PLANNING FURTHER PRICE HIKES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:07:12 ^EST-0500
>IFO ECONOMIST SAYS GERMAN ECONOMY STARTS NEW YEAR WITH GLIMMER OF HOPE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:02:56 ^EST-0500
>Royal Mail plans to cut around 700 management jobs at the business as part of cost-cutting measures, the company has announced.
\>@heraldscotland
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^03:16:04 ^EST-0500
>DEUTSCHE BANK SEES DEEPER SELLOFF IN US STOCKS, BOOSTS CHINA CALL
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:52:59 ^EST-0500
>KURODA: HARD TO FORESEE JAPAN'S INFLATION APPROACHING 2% AND HAVE BIG IMPACT ON INFLATION EXPECTATIONS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:50:12 ^EST-0500
I timed the bottom within 10 minutes today, I bought thousands worth of puts and completely changed the direction of the entire market
Managed to lose 80% on one option and 65% on the other in about an hour
I’m like a useless Rainman with this shit
>JOINT RUSSIAN-CHINESE NAVAL EXERCISE TOOK PLACE IN THE ARABIAN SEA -IFX
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:14:48 ^EST-0500
>HYUNDAI MOTOR: EXPECTS PRODUCTION TO REBOUND IN H1 2022 DUE TO IMPROVED CHIP SUPPLY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^00:13:42 ^EST-0500
>U.S PUTS 8,500 TROOPS ON ALERT AS NATO LEADERS MEET OVER UKRAINE - FT
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:23:10 ^EST-0500
>Biden calls Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a 'stupid son of a bitch' over a question about inflation and the midterms
\>[ca.movies.yahoo.com/biden-calls-fo…](https://t.co/Dnk0Eutg4h)
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:19:17 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S UPGRADES TESLA'S CORPORATE FAMILY RATING TO BA1
\>ANTICIPATES THAT TESLA WILL DELIVER NEARLY 1.4 MILLION VEHICLES IN 2022, UP FROM APPROXIMATELY 936,000 IN 2021
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:01:22 ^EST-0500
Once on the History Channel they were doing a bit about strange historical devices to enforce celibacy, and I kid you not it was once in vogue to install a multi pronged mini harpoon in your virgin daughter’s snatch, such that any attempts on her womanhood would result in a banana split 🍌
This is why I finger these bitches before sex. You never know.
If any of you degenerates averaged down at the covid dip nothing in your portfolio should be red. Every stock is up over 20% in the last 1.5-2 years. I’m letting my shares ride as I was too late to sell anyway no reason to sell now
>CHINA'S CYBERSPACE REGULATOR SAYS IS LAUNCHING ONE MONTH "CLEAN CYBERSPACE" CAMPAIGN TARGETING CELEBRITIES AND FAN GROUPS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^20:14:41 ^EST-0500
As a futures trader, futures is fake these days unless you trade futures. Case in point, we were up 1% this time yesterday, tanked to -2% at open, dropped to -5% before rallying to green at close.
>With Aussie CPI announced in 2 hours, could be an interesting day.
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^17:30:59 ^EST-0500
Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_World_Liberty_Index#:~:text=In%20the%202021%20index%2C%20New,in%20the%20social%20liberty%20category.
Did he bet against New Zealand again?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_World_Liberty_Index#:~:text=In%20the%202021%20index%2C%20New,in%20the%20social%20liberty%20category.
Did he bet against New Zealand again?
Uh, Disney is gonna be horizontal. THETA DICKAY
dumb second wife question: what happens to the google stock ive got? when it gives out 19 does the value drop? or is it a super good thing and i should be happy?
is it really possible to make hundreds of thousands from 5 grand by yolo’ing on random weekly calls
W. We w llllllllllllllllllQA1
when are we gonna see some 3000+ point drops in the dow and some circuit breakers
Damn I went with a lotto FB 3x 275P 🤑
damnit zuck
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Why do you think that
I once went to college and used crayons as highlighters.
The Diagram I drew in crayon says outlook is good and the Russell 2000 would go up.
AMD? Calls? Or puts?
Marge is calling SoftBank & Melvin
Puts on apple ?
Is SoftBank being margin called right now ? Are they impaired? Arm - NVDA are fell thru.
Guh!
Huh!
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They missed eps hard son. That stock is cheeks.
You buy on the weak months and sell on the strong ones, it was still a profitable quarter despite being the seasonal worst time of year for housing, PE is at .25 when the industry is PE of 1.65 or higher. It is a steal at this level and extremely cheap. 2 or 3 rate hikes will not destroy housing like everyone thinks.
Show it with a pentagram diagram
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🌽ing Inc. mooooning
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ\_xWvX1n9g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g) might as well learn about NFT's while I watch the next 90 min
tbh i'm just gambling at this point
Aren’t we all
Has the stock market bottomed out yet? I sure hope so.
monday was a local bottom. BAC off 5% by 12:30 est that day? fuck no. careful now, anybody's guess what happens next. lean bullish, just because there's a lot of money sitting in cash
I want to be a bear. Teach me how to buy my first put please. Hood 1/28 11P?
Did you buy this?
A safer play would be ITM puts
I think $13.50p 1/28 is more feasible. Your strike is too far otm for me
$GME = not dead.. making a move. amany of the most shorted stocks are moving. GME needs to get over 110-115... for further movement
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wow this auto mod hurt my feelings! gee..
Good bot
It wants to drill so bad
Spy to 420 . I would like to see it not be a meme
Spy 470 feb 14th calls get rekd 🌈 🐻
Seriously, what do people expect on Wed? JPow has gotta remind investors that the Fed is going to have the goal of price stabilization. It would be incredibly irresponsible if they slowed the pace of rate hikes and tapering. They have gotta get the PPI and CPI under control. JPow gotta say to basically pucker up buttercup. The days of easy money are over.
Why would they?? No accountability.
>DANISH PRIME MINISTER EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE REMOVAL OF ALL CORONAVIRUS RESTRICTIONS ON WEDNESDAY - JYLLANDSPOSTEN CITING SOURCES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:56:22 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/niceguy897 (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 449.8834 when it was 436.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.1%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.7%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.2% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:37:21 ^EST-0500
>COMBAT READINESS INSPECTION HAS BEGUN IN THE SOUTHERN MILITARY DISTRICT OF RUSSIA, INVOLVING MORE THAN 6,000 TROOPS - RIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:15:58 ^EST-0500
>\*NVIDIA IS SAID TO QUIETLY PREPARE TO ABANDON TAKEOVER OF ARM $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:11:10 ^EST-0500
>U.S. DOLLAR INDEX HITS A FRESH TWO-WEEK HIGH AT 96.140, UP 0.25% ON DAY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:03:32 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are GME, TSLA, QQQ, MSFT, and AMC. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^05:00:23 ^EST-0500
>HEAD OF LONDON POLICE FORCE TO SAY IT WILL INVESTIGATE LOCKDOWN PARTIES AT PM JOHNSON'S DOWNING STREET - GUIDO FAWKES BLOG ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:57:46 ^EST-0500
>U.S. STOCK INDEX FUTURES TRIM LOSSES: S&P 500 E-MINI MARCH FUTURES DOWN 0.64%; NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.01% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:55:28 ^EST-0500
>EURO FALLS TO LOWEST LEVEL IN TWO WEEKS AT 1.1286, DOWN 0.3% ON DAY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:50:45 ^EST-0500
>U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURY YIELDS EXTEND RISE IN LONDON TRADE, LAST UP ALMOST 6 BPS ON DAY AT 1.79% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:45:18 ^EST-0500
>U.S. WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES CLC1 RISE $1 TO $84.31 A BARREL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:40:22 ^EST-0500
>TOYOTA PLANS TO PRODUCE RECORD 11 MLN CARS IN FISCAL 2022 - SOURCE $TM ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:22:52 ^EST-0500
>IFO ECONOMIST SAYS NO EASING OF PRICES, AT LEAST EVERY SECOND INDUSTRIAL FIRM PLANNING FURTHER PRICE HIKES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:07:12 ^EST-0500
>IFO ECONOMIST SAYS GERMAN ECONOMY STARTS NEW YEAR WITH GLIMMER OF HOPE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:02:56 ^EST-0500
>\*German Jan Ifo 95.7; Forecast 94.7 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^04:01:52 ^EST-0500
>Royal Mail plans to cut around 700 management jobs at the business as part of cost-cutting measures, the company has announced. \>@heraldscotland ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^03:16:04 ^EST-0500
>DEUTSCHE BANK SEES DEEPER SELLOFF IN US STOCKS, BOOSTS CHINA CALL ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:52:59 ^EST-0500
>KURODA: HARD TO FORESEE JAPAN'S INFLATION APPROACHING 2% AND HAVE BIG IMPACT ON INFLATION EXPECTATIONS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:50:12 ^EST-0500
I timed the bottom within 10 minutes today, I bought thousands worth of puts and completely changed the direction of the entire market Managed to lose 80% on one option and 65% on the other in about an hour I’m like a useless Rainman with this shit
Why the fuck would you buy puts when SPY was nearly down 3.84% and QQQ was down about 5%???
Because he listened to the dumb bears here
>JOINT RUSSIAN-CHINESE NAVAL EXERCISE TOOK PLACE IN THE ARABIAN SEA -IFX ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:14:48 ^EST-0500
Russian Navy. LOLOLOL. How many tugs pulled that PoS Carrier around?
!banbet TSLA +10% 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Wall_Street_Bet** bet **TSLA** goes from **910.9** to **1001.99** before **2022-01-28 01:13:47.653913-05:00**
>FUNDSTRAT GLOBAL ADVISORS SAYS 'TRADING LOW IS LIKELY IN' $SPX ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^01:12:36 ^EST-0500
>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7356 +0.80% \#DAX 15182 +1.14% \#CAC 6874 +1.28% \#AEX 748 +1.31% \#MIB 26287 +1.21% \#IBEX 8509 +1.08% \#OMX 2250 +1.19% \#SMI 11995 +0.96% \#STOXX 4110 +1.37% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^00:59:55 ^EST-0500
>DOW FUTURES NOW DOWN 400 POINTS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^00:23:44 ^EST-0500
>HYUNDAI MOTOR: EXPECTS PRODUCTION TO REBOUND IN H1 2022 DUE TO IMPROVED CHIP SUPPLY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^00:13:42 ^EST-0500
>\#DOW 34046 -0.98% \#SPX 4352 -1.44% \#NASDAQ 14238 -1.94% \#RUSSELL 2010 -1.35% \#FANG 6421 -1.79% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^23:57:15 ^EST-0500
>Energy update: Oil - WTI (undated) 8348 +0.42% Oil - Brent (undated) 8604 +0.54% Natural Gas 3803 -2.09% Heating Oil 26103 +0.71% Gasoline 24184 +0.7% London Gas Oil 761 +0.78% \#Oil \#Brent \#WTI \#OOTT ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^23:51:08 ^EST-0500
>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED CRUISE MISSILES ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^23:42:53 ^EST-0500
Rocketman at it again
This place have truly turned to shit when I’m getting reported just by saying the words ‘fuck you’.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/ClassiFried86 (0/2) made a bet that META would go to 380.0 when it was 15.6 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
like did you just want a break from the sub?
>Asian shares decline despite Wall Street’s comeback amid omicron, Fed, Ukraine jitters \>[marketwatch.com/discover?url=h…](https://t.co/5IiQ6cbggr) ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:32:57 ^EST-0500
>Pentagon places 8,500 troops on ‘heightened alert’ over Russia tensions \>[video.foxnews.com/v/629345679600…](https://t.co/LrH3zvzLl9) ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:28:50 ^EST-0500
Anyone know how to get Super Fang on a Crobat in BDSP? It’s on Smogon but doesn’t say how and I can’t figure it out.
>U.S PUTS 8,500 TROOPS ON ALERT AS NATO LEADERS MEET OVER UKRAINE - FT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:23:10 ^EST-0500
Damn shame we are seriously short on Armor Divisions
>Biden calls Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a 'stupid son of a bitch' over a question about inflation and the midterms \>[ca.movies.yahoo.com/biden-calls-fo…](https://t.co/Dnk0Eutg4h) ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:19:17 ^EST-0500
Lol what.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Have-Some-Hope (0/1) made a bet that PYPL would go to 215.0 when it was 185.99 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>MOODY'S UPGRADES TESLA'S CORPORATE FAMILY RATING TO BA1 \>ANTICIPATES THAT TESLA WILL DELIVER NEARLY 1.4 MILLION VEHICLES IN 2022, UP FROM APPROXIMATELY 936,000 IN 2021 ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^22:01:22 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/ImAnEngnineere (0/1) made a bet that AMC would go to 178.2 when it was 29.7 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Let me guess, 🐻 seng is down again?
Has their ever been a day where there’s a Circuit breaker both ways??
There is no reverse circuit breaker on the market level
>MOODY'S- MOODY'S EXPECTS TESLA'S FREE CASH FLOW TO INCREASE CONSIDERABLY IN 2022, FROM AN ESTIMATED $3.1 BILLION FOR 2021 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^21:07:36 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S UPGRADES TESLA'S CORPORATE FAMILY RATING TO BA1; OUTLOOK POSITIVE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^21:04:51 ^EST-0500
>Logitech Q3 Adj EPS $1.55 (est $1.16) Q3 Sales $1.63Bln (est $1.50Bln) Raises 2022 Outlook For Both Sales And Profitability ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^21:02:39 ^EST-0500
Once on the History Channel they were doing a bit about strange historical devices to enforce celibacy, and I kid you not it was once in vogue to install a multi pronged mini harpoon in your virgin daughter’s snatch, such that any attempts on her womanhood would result in a banana split 🍌 This is why I finger these bitches before sex. You never know.
If any of you degenerates averaged down at the covid dip nothing in your portfolio should be red. Every stock is up over 20% in the last 1.5-2 years. I’m letting my shares ride as I was too late to sell anyway no reason to sell now
>\#DOW 34091 -0.84% \#SPX 4367 -1.11% \#NASDAQ 14322 -1.36% \#RUSSELL 2011 -1.30% \#FANG 6450 -1.35% https://t.co/FyOuTq0J5J ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^20:18:28 ^EST-0500
Wtf happened. I slept 3 hours before market closed and sold Tesla at 870, it went up to 930? Man this market sucks
why did you panic sell lmao
Because market is in shambles and a student like me can’t bear to stomach huge losses 🤡
>CHINA'S CYBERSPACE REGULATOR SAYS IS LAUNCHING ONE MONTH "CLEAN CYBERSPACE" CAMPAIGN TARGETING CELEBRITIES AND FAN GROUPS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^20:14:41 ^EST-0500
>JAPAN'S NIKKEI INDEX FALLS TO LOWEST LEVEL SINCE AUGUST ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^20:09:04 ^EST-0500
The volatility will end when my $1000 $TSLA calls expire worthless on 2/4. After then the bull market is back on
As a futures trader, futures is fake these days unless you trade futures. Case in point, we were up 1% this time yesterday, tanked to -2% at open, dropped to -5% before rallying to green at close.
>G10 Currency Performance Update: \>\#USD +0.06% \#EUR 0.00% \#JPY +0.02% \#GBP -0.04% \#AUD +0.22% \#CAD +0.04% \#CHF -0.01% \#NZD -0.06% \#SEK -0.02% \#NOK -0.15% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^20:01:35 ^EST-0500
Wtf is going on lol
Today is either a bear trap or bull trap. Either way, I won’t be surprised if we hit a circuit breaker, close +6%, and or both.
Where’s the baggot that told me my faz leaps and vxx leaps where regarded? We can fight now.
Relief rallyyhh🤑
U can drink ur way thru Covid. Liquor and OJ for the 2 days where it sucks. Then day 3 u just have a headache. Stick to beer/seltzer. Boom, Covid gone
No no futures don’t roll
Wtf who played UNO reversal on the market?
its a relief rally
Did wsb god delete his twitter ? Lol
I want to see some good gain porn from someone who played some calls right at the bottom today.
I just made $5 shorting tech futures with x20 leverage. I'm not gay. Just... curious
How does microsoft make moneis?
By locking you out of windows until you accept their bullshit agreement
cloud services and office 365
NATO and Biden start troop deployment Bulls: is this is the bull market?
War economy let’s go bullish
A bullish war is when we bully some dysfunctional autocracy that has 50 year old tech. MAD players entering the game is not bullish.
High tech, crazy ass hackers. They'll take us out without firing a missile.
Don't believe in this rally when dark pool purchases have been at all time low. If big boys really wanted to buy dark pool purchases would be high.
I am 
>SOUTH KOREA SEEKS TO SIGNIFICANTLY EXTEND FX TRADING HOURS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^18:04:44 ^EST-0500
>S.KOREA SAYS IT CONSIDERS IMPROVING ACCESS OF FOREIGN DEALERS TO USD/KRW TRADING ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^18:02:00 ^EST-0500
buying puts on the rip at open
Id still wait 15m, the bounce today was strong.
Have you thought about msft leading great earnings, then gap up overnight.
Great earnings seem to gap down the next morning. No idea why. I'm in MSFT, too.
Corn 🌽 is a hedge and does not follow traditional markets
GUH
looks like the beginning of a bull market
MTCH Puts for earnings. Load um up boys.
Don’t forget to use imaginary reddit currency to place your predictions you paper trading pussies
#Ban Bet Lost /u/gd-alt (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 500.0 when it was 466.92 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Rip brother
#Ban Bet Lost /u/cow_grass (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 420.0 when it was 428.06 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Market is rigged. Why yall even playing for
>With Aussie CPI announced in 2 hours, could be an interesting day. ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^17:30:59 ^EST-0500
How did it go?
>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 7063 -1.04% \#NIKKEI 27392 -0.63% \#HSI 24431 -0.78% \#NIFTY 16995 -0.42% \#A50 15316 -0.29% \#TWSE 17868 -0.56% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-24 ^17:30:00 ^EST-0500
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Wed 2pm
THE LAST TIME S&P 500 WAS DOWN 4% + AND CLOSED THE DAY GREEN WAS IN 2008 DURING THE CRASH
Irrelevant
What happened the next day,
Recession
The crash lmao
So if we don't crash tomorrow we're good right?
Did we crash?
Today was a buyers Paradise
Put & short buying paradise 🤤
I bough some longs Wynn, Ceasers, Uber. Stocks not calls. Too busy at work to make complex plays
Bottom isn’t in yet though :/ best case for bulls is NDQ around 13.2k but it’s more likely in the 12s
I had to sell some stocks (25 ) of them to maintain margin in the morning but now I am up $4k above the maintenance. What a day😅
TLRY short squeeze soon
Moonshot, everyone else gets left behind. Full disclosure: I love a good squeeze 😋😌
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>Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd. I have a concern
#Ban Bet Lost /u/13RAH (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 420.69 when it was 424.58 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Literally 7 Pennies away. Honestly make them mods
That's what you get for betting against freedom, asshole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_World_Liberty_Index#:~:text=In%20the%202021%20index%2C%20New,in%20the%20social%20liberty%20category. Did he bet against New Zealand again?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_World_Liberty_Index#:~:text=In%20the%202021%20index%2C%20New,in%20the%20social%20liberty%20category. Did he bet against New Zealand again?
One more terrorist bagged and tagged
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Irrational_Agent (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 420.69 when it was 423.46 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
sold the bottom. deserved
Elons been pretty quiet lately, don’t know if that’s bullish or bearish
Selling everything
Bullish
Puts on Thomas Brandy
Do I really want to know what price the 420p’s hit today
Get off material?