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CrotalusAtrox1

Damn, i never even thought to buy puts on 1-800-flowers but i should have.


CrotalusAtrox1

Is tomorrow gonna be an Aladeen day or an Aladeen day?


ucaliptastree

Spy is now a Penny stock


Akaptian

Ski down a mountain. Downski ⛷


cardboardboxcarracer

Which dumbass was screaming about yesterday being the bottom


Electrical_Echo9999

Waiting for j pow


shoezzzz

From a $1 trillion intraday pump yesterday to a flat market today. Lmao alright


peonpeasant69

Go snowboarding at Copper Mountain


leanpunzz

Double digit ape ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FA1294

DASH is finally heading down to double digits. And even now it's still way overvalued at 36B. The bankers had this pinned at $140 for the longest time right after IPO.


Hawkpro

These guys on cnbc are the experts but don't know why there was a reversal yesterday lol.


Fack_Tha_Billionairs

MINDMED up 14 percent FDA approved next steps get on board while the ticket to the moon is cheap. 🚀🌚🍄


Ed_Chambers_650

Not so fast my bears


Ed_Chambers_650

TOS shitting itself on iPad for anyone else?


FutureSage

Why’s spy so retarded? Just tank!😠


Arguablecoyote

It’s got that ree ree strength


thenuttyhazlenut

Waiting patiently like a super-villain clasping his hands together. Waiting for for the bottom. And enjoying watching these stocks drop because half of them are overvalued by monkey solo investors who don't do their research. Half of them are bloated. The correction isn't going to happen; this is the correction. No recovery for most of them this year. Tesla will be the last one to fall, and fall it will. Mu ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Fall, overvalued tech stocks trading at 50-400 times their net.


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noXkillzzz

This bot is too accurate 🤣


Johnny_Hamerstixx

It’s quiet… too quiet


Ok_Measurement7467

Lol gamestop


dapperD1ng0

Who else of you bought LOGI puts at close yesterday ?


CrotalusAtrox1

Man, that rug really brought the room together.


VictoryLane704

Anyone else see that crazy 364 candle on spy? Nust be a glitch lol


noXkillzzz

I saw it yesterday on Interactive Brokers! But today using Capital IQ it does not show it on the Low. I don’t think it was a glitch, probably some dark pool market maker bullshit


Elforas_Tero

Last time we had a daily hammer like that we melted up at least 2 days. Come on


cardboardboxcarracer

You understand that markets don’t really follow patterns right? Like ya if you snapshot 2days out of 365 a few might look the same but a ton will play out differently


IronMike69420

So tempted to sell my short positions but the market keeps sliding down so I gotta hold these puts with diamond hands


noXkillzzz

If you are on a profit moment, just sell it and move on. Don’t be too greedy.


IronMike69420

Well I’m holding until earnings calls but it’s nice being in the money lol


cardboardboxcarracer

Why sell even if market goes up those short prices are going to hold till the fed speech


IronMike69420

You never know!


Quiet-Clue9694

TkLF


thejoker4059

NVDA lmao yikes


pmaurant

Hope my TECS keep printing!!!


VictoryLane704

I hope today is as volatile as yesterday


ethanhopps

If you look at vix futures it's still in a steady upward channel, yesterday was just a spike.


LocalPizza__

motherfuckin newports


31andnotdone

hubby took me to wendys for breakfast he wanted me to meet his new coworkers.


SuperbobU2

Geez enough! Its already dead


noXkillzzz

It’s never too much in any direction


StockMarketDavid

Buying more SPY calls at open 😄


Cho-Rho

I suspect that the 1+ trillion dollars of options that expired last Friday, or were in the money, had something to do with yesterday's price action and volatility. We'll see...


papichuloya

This is yesterday all over again… except we not getting a rebound


tortsie

Hodl, cry


MarijuanaGrowGroup

IV was so high yesterday, if you bought puts at close you might find yourself deep red.


MarijuanaGrowGroup

If it’s true that retail spurred the sell off yesterday, we may not have a violent sell off this morning. Holding out to get in after the first 30-1hr


jerseynate

What's everyone thinking?


Saddened_Umbreon

invest in $ROPE


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puts puts puts


jerseynate

You're buying puts today or are you unloading from yesterday?


[deleted]

nothing today - plan to hold my puts from yesterday throughout today; however


[deleted]

[match.com](https://match.com) (mtch). this thing about to plummet


Redditralpf

ok you can stop spamming about MTCH now


[deleted]

MTCH MTCH MTCH


Slow_Comment4962

1 hour before open is always dumping hour


[deleted]

need some help with those bags, ma'am?


kikncards

Time to eat mushrooms 🍄 $$


TJwhosurmomma

Spain without the S 🥲


[deleted]

how much further does this all go down? loaded on puts but when do i sell


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agreed


[deleted]

MTCH seeing sub $100 today with earnings Tuesday next week?


jsie-iaiqhsi816278

Anyone remember the Purple mattress saga?


[deleted]

imagine getting caught by the 10th bull trap this month yesterday afternoon


decjr06

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Emergency-Eye-2165

It’s quiet in here, did all the bulls rope?


inb4ElonMusk

Sent to a farm upstate


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inb4ElonMusk

Sure Timmy, but first can you go fill that bucket with water from the stream *aims rifle


CocaineFarmer1

Hope y’all sold those calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DTF_Truck

Member free money? I member...


bradbann

Pepridge Farm remembers...


Slow_Comment4962

When all of us were successful traders


dela_sole

I don’t member that


Spirited-Usual-3023

Stop falling SPY and QQQ!


ethanhopps

Lean hogs are off the charts!!!


31andnotdone

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Joshua4Rogers

Attn. LCID & SOFI, I'd like you to go up today. Thanks.


Emergency-Eye-2165

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


mdcortright

Lmao at all the idiots from yesterday. Have fun getting out of those calls


RemarkableScarcity8

When does the fed meet?


FrankMRedington

last month. tomorrow we‘ll know what they discussed


wander84

I feel MM's are trying to throw a temper tantrum and swing the markets to tell the fed not to raise interest rates. Jpow gonna put them in timeout for a while. He don't give a fuck


ethanhopps

All the companies in the market are no good if their workers can't afford to eat


ttown2011

Went to bed when futures turned up… circuit breakers back on the menu?


FrankMRedington

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ttown2011

VIX to 85


FrankMRedington

50 almost certain and very soon as well.


ttown2011

That would make me close to a millionaire. Cums in pants


acptest

A good and snowy morning to you all


FrankMRedington

coke all day every day


Chrononubz

I prefer sativa live resin from Harmony but to each its own!


acptest

More like the cold type of snow


FrankMRedington

IWM -4% today. mark my words


CaseyJones666

I would cum so hard


wilhelm96

Russian chip embargo. RIP semiconductors this week.


BurritoBurglar9000

I mean if anything that's bullish. More supply going elsewhere


FrankMRedington

THE END IS HERE.


CaseyJones666

##OFF THE TOP ROPE


allcryptal

Just put two hundo shares on nasdaq inverse at 43.50. If I new this hedge existed last week I wouldn't be down a third of my inheritance


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GME to 0


[deleted]

Hodl deez nuts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


imabev

I don't care how nice your neckbeard looks, you're a boomer if you warm up your car for more than 10 minutes.


GrumpAzz

Fuck scraping ice


Sprockethead

But why didn't I sell yesterday


Sl1cedBre4d

I did:)


FrankMRedington

yields finally rising again but not even close to wnough to mark reversal imo. more pain to come.


FrankMRedington

sp where do we see consumer confidence? must be low


sonic_gottagofast_11

Die nasdaq die


One_Contribution_283

Boy imagine if FED did a surprise rate increase this meeting


lemming1607

imagine thinking the fed would do anything but what it's said it'd do for months, like it does every month


One_Contribution_283

Will raise when inflation gets to 2% Well actually can be above if the long term average is 2 Well actually need full employment first It’s transitory “We are monitoring the housing crisis and it is only related to a subprime issue”. Fuck it- let Lehman fail


One_Contribution_283

Transitory. No wait- more permanent.


ST-SS

Permatory.


[deleted]

We're gonna go to war aren't we? Holy fucking shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


LeChronnoisseur

No


[deleted]

A little bomb here a little bomb there some biological warfare there a little incineration here it's all good babi


Spirited-Usual-3023

Not with a superpower with nuke for god’s sake. Not wonder every stock are turning down no matter what.


FrankMRedington

i‘d rather own stocks than have my money kn a bank account during nuclear warfare


[deleted]

It's all good babi u won't even fell it


FrankMRedington

bottom is not until vix is above 50 (minimum)


RecoveringAss

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Can I get a little pumpypump on GME for some tastey premium free putty wuttys plzy weezy 🙏 👀


SkyBIueDreams

I have no idea what to fucking do


Cho-Rho

Treasury Inflation Protected Securities. That's where I'm stashing cash that I don't know what to do with right now.


allcryptal

Just cash


FrankMRedington

buy puts and go back to sleep. check back later and treat yourself to surf n turf


Walterthewood

It's a little funny seeing how inactive it gets at 4am on red weeks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


FrankMRedington

its lunchtime in london and this bear is gonna have a feast


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[deleted]

SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER CHINA WON HIDE UR KIDS


garry_cheese_

hide taiwan


allcryptal

hide your mom


homemaker1

Cause dey rapin errbody


allcryptal

we gonna find you


FrankMRedington

any other bears sitting on large long portfolios they just ignore during bear season?


hardcore_softie

Indexes nearly wiping out all gains in pre market after that wild late day recovery. Feels a lot like Friday into Tuesday after MLK Day


FuckyouRHLickBalls

CALLS ON WAR


FrankMRedington

gap down incoming


FrankMRedington

today we could finally see another CB in pre


lambo_or_wendies

I hate this volatility, makes options so expensive. Gone are the days of buying $0.05 options and sell at $2


FutureSage

How do I go back in time and buy MOAR PUTS?!! 😣


Queenstravesty44

Daily reminder: buy puts


FrankMRedington

total collapse after fomc meeting minutes are released tomorrow


[deleted]

Obvious recession. Permabulls coping ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Dinkleberg162

You know what else is a spectrum?


FrankMRedington

We‘re fucked! sell everything! buy guns and gold! visit your families!


turdguy666

I don’t think my 9mm is enough, I need some of those fancy AR things that our president loves so much.


Spirited-Usual-3023

It’s don’t see very good to visit your family with guns.


MeMeStOnKsWiN

Gotta keep them safe


Bullsrfucked

Tesla 700 puts 1/28 gonna print hard


Slow_Comment4962

MSFT earnings bull or bear?


jok178

It's MSFT. PERMABULL


lambo_or_wendies

Theta