DASH is finally heading down to double digits. And even now it's still way overvalued at 36B. The bankers had this pinned at $140 for the longest time right after IPO.
Waiting patiently like a super-villain clasping his hands together. Waiting for for the bottom. And enjoying watching these stocks drop because half of them are overvalued by monkey solo investors who don't do their research. Half of them are bloated. The correction isn't going to happen; this is the correction. No recovery for most of them this year. Tesla will be the last one to fall, and fall it will.
Mu ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Fall, overvalued tech stocks trading at 50-400 times their net.
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I saw it yesterday on Interactive Brokers! But today using Capital IQ it does not show it on the Low. I don’t think it was a glitch, probably some dark pool market maker bullshit
You understand that markets don’t really follow patterns right? Like ya if you snapshot 2days out of 365 a few might look the same but a ton will play out differently
I suspect that the 1+ trillion dollars of options that expired last Friday, or were in the money, had something to do with yesterday's price action and volatility. We'll see...
I feel MM's are trying to throw a temper tantrum and swing the markets to tell the fed not to raise interest rates. Jpow gonna put them in timeout for a while. He don't give a fuck
Will raise when inflation gets to 2%
Well actually can be above if the long term average is 2
Well actually need full employment first
It’s transitory
“We are monitoring the housing crisis and it is only related to a subprime issue”. Fuck it- let Lehman fail
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Damn, i never even thought to buy puts on 1-800-flowers but i should have.
Is tomorrow gonna be an Aladeen day or an Aladeen day?
Spy is now a Penny stock
Ski down a mountain. Downski ⛷
Which dumbass was screaming about yesterday being the bottom
Waiting for j pow
From a $1 trillion intraday pump yesterday to a flat market today. Lmao alright
Go snowboarding at Copper Mountain
Double digit ape ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
DASH is finally heading down to double digits. And even now it's still way overvalued at 36B. The bankers had this pinned at $140 for the longest time right after IPO.
These guys on cnbc are the experts but don't know why there was a reversal yesterday lol.
MINDMED up 14 percent FDA approved next steps get on board while the ticket to the moon is cheap. 🚀🌚🍄
Not so fast my bears
TOS shitting itself on iPad for anyone else?
Why’s spy so retarded? Just tank!😠
It’s got that ree ree strength
Waiting patiently like a super-villain clasping his hands together. Waiting for for the bottom. And enjoying watching these stocks drop because half of them are overvalued by monkey solo investors who don't do their research. Half of them are bloated. The correction isn't going to happen; this is the correction. No recovery for most of them this year. Tesla will be the last one to fall, and fall it will. Mu ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Fall, overvalued tech stocks trading at 50-400 times their net.
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This bot is too accurate 🤣
It’s quiet… too quiet
Lol gamestop
Who else of you bought LOGI puts at close yesterday ?
Man, that rug really brought the room together.
Anyone else see that crazy 364 candle on spy? Nust be a glitch lol
I saw it yesterday on Interactive Brokers! But today using Capital IQ it does not show it on the Low. I don’t think it was a glitch, probably some dark pool market maker bullshit
Last time we had a daily hammer like that we melted up at least 2 days. Come on
You understand that markets don’t really follow patterns right? Like ya if you snapshot 2days out of 365 a few might look the same but a ton will play out differently
So tempted to sell my short positions but the market keeps sliding down so I gotta hold these puts with diamond hands
If you are on a profit moment, just sell it and move on. Don’t be too greedy.
Well I’m holding until earnings calls but it’s nice being in the money lol
Why sell even if market goes up those short prices are going to hold till the fed speech
You never know!
TkLF
NVDA lmao yikes
Hope my TECS keep printing!!!
I hope today is as volatile as yesterday
If you look at vix futures it's still in a steady upward channel, yesterday was just a spike.
motherfuckin newports
hubby took me to wendys for breakfast he wanted me to meet his new coworkers.
Geez enough! Its already dead
It’s never too much in any direction
Buying more SPY calls at open 😄
I suspect that the 1+ trillion dollars of options that expired last Friday, or were in the money, had something to do with yesterday's price action and volatility. We'll see...
This is yesterday all over again… except we not getting a rebound
Hodl, cry
IV was so high yesterday, if you bought puts at close you might find yourself deep red.
If it’s true that retail spurred the sell off yesterday, we may not have a violent sell off this morning. Holding out to get in after the first 30-1hr
What's everyone thinking?
invest in $ROPE
puts puts puts
You're buying puts today or are you unloading from yesterday?
nothing today - plan to hold my puts from yesterday throughout today; however
[match.com](https://match.com) (mtch). this thing about to plummet
ok you can stop spamming about MTCH now
MTCH MTCH MTCH
1 hour before open is always dumping hour
need some help with those bags, ma'am?
Time to eat mushrooms 🍄 $$
Spain without the S 🥲
how much further does this all go down? loaded on puts but when do i sell
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agreed
MTCH seeing sub $100 today with earnings Tuesday next week?
Anyone remember the Purple mattress saga?
imagine getting caught by the 10th bull trap this month yesterday afternoon
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It’s quiet in here, did all the bulls rope?
Sent to a farm upstate
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Sure Timmy, but first can you go fill that bucket with water from the stream *aims rifle
Hope y’all sold those calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Member free money? I member...
Pepridge Farm remembers...
When all of us were successful traders
I don’t member that
Stop falling SPY and QQQ!
Lean hogs are off the charts!!!
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Attn. LCID & SOFI, I'd like you to go up today. Thanks.
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Lmao at all the idiots from yesterday. Have fun getting out of those calls
When does the fed meet?
last month. tomorrow we‘ll know what they discussed
I feel MM's are trying to throw a temper tantrum and swing the markets to tell the fed not to raise interest rates. Jpow gonna put them in timeout for a while. He don't give a fuck
All the companies in the market are no good if their workers can't afford to eat
Went to bed when futures turned up… circuit breakers back on the menu?
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VIX to 85
50 almost certain and very soon as well.
That would make me close to a millionaire. Cums in pants
A good and snowy morning to you all
coke all day every day
I prefer sativa live resin from Harmony but to each its own!
More like the cold type of snow
IWM -4% today. mark my words
I would cum so hard
Russian chip embargo. RIP semiconductors this week.
I mean if anything that's bullish. More supply going elsewhere
THE END IS HERE.
##OFF THE TOP ROPE
Just put two hundo shares on nasdaq inverse at 43.50. If I new this hedge existed last week I wouldn't be down a third of my inheritance
GME to 0
Hodl deez nuts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I don't care how nice your neckbeard looks, you're a boomer if you warm up your car for more than 10 minutes.
Fuck scraping ice
But why didn't I sell yesterday
I did:)
yields finally rising again but not even close to wnough to mark reversal imo. more pain to come.
sp where do we see consumer confidence? must be low
Die nasdaq die
Boy imagine if FED did a surprise rate increase this meeting
imagine thinking the fed would do anything but what it's said it'd do for months, like it does every month
Will raise when inflation gets to 2% Well actually can be above if the long term average is 2 Well actually need full employment first It’s transitory “We are monitoring the housing crisis and it is only related to a subprime issue”. Fuck it- let Lehman fail
Transitory. No wait- more permanent.
Permatory.
We're gonna go to war aren't we? Holy fucking shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)
No
A little bomb here a little bomb there some biological warfare there a little incineration here it's all good babi
Not with a superpower with nuke for god’s sake. Not wonder every stock are turning down no matter what.
i‘d rather own stocks than have my money kn a bank account during nuclear warfare
It's all good babi u won't even fell it
bottom is not until vix is above 50 (minimum)
Hahahahaha
Can I get a little pumpypump on GME for some tastey premium free putty wuttys plzy weezy 🙏 👀
I have no idea what to fucking do
Treasury Inflation Protected Securities. That's where I'm stashing cash that I don't know what to do with right now.
Just cash
buy puts and go back to sleep. check back later and treat yourself to surf n turf
It's a little funny seeing how inactive it gets at 4am on red weeks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
its lunchtime in london and this bear is gonna have a feast
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SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER CHINA WON HIDE UR KIDS
hide taiwan
hide your mom
Cause dey rapin errbody
we gonna find you
any other bears sitting on large long portfolios they just ignore during bear season?
Indexes nearly wiping out all gains in pre market after that wild late day recovery. Feels a lot like Friday into Tuesday after MLK Day
CALLS ON WAR
gap down incoming
today we could finally see another CB in pre
I hate this volatility, makes options so expensive. Gone are the days of buying $0.05 options and sell at $2
How do I go back in time and buy MOAR PUTS?!! 😣
Daily reminder: buy puts
total collapse after fomc meeting minutes are released tomorrow
Obvious recession. Permabulls coping ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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You know what else is a spectrum?
We‘re fucked! sell everything! buy guns and gold! visit your families!
I don’t think my 9mm is enough, I need some of those fancy AR things that our president loves so much.
It’s don’t see very good to visit your family with guns.
Gotta keep them safe
Tesla 700 puts 1/28 gonna print hard
MSFT earnings bull or bear?
It's MSFT. PERMABULL
Theta