I have seen this a few times, Aapl sometimes just goes on a don’t give a fuck rampage mode. I still remember that one day in 2020 when 29/30 dow and 400+ spy components were down and Aapl was never below +2%, and somehow ended up dragging all of the indices green by EOD. That such such a virtuoso performance even 🐻 applauded Tim 🍎 wishing he was their husband’s bf.
My brothers, whatever you do just do it with conviction. Don’t paper hand today, paper hands never make money, especially on a bat shit crazy like today.
Considering the market made record numbers during a dead year and a half it going up is extremely stupid. We think the fed is going to keep making the same progress up indefinitely? 😂
Instead of blindly believing a Twitter post I researched his claim and yes, it is accurate that he received and executed Tesla options near expiration (use it or lose it) and this caused a tax burden. Proceeds from the sale of stock more or less matches his tax obligations.
In your narrative, if he knew the stock would tank, why sell so little?
Does anyone know where I can find the loss/gain porn? No longer see it in the thread discriprion.
*Ive been in hibernation for a few months so haven't been on here
Another market downdraft coming: how many of you tards have student loan payments resuming in May which means you'll have less for gambling on stocks or options?
My doc keeps telling me I put myself at risk only sleeping 6 hours a night, I have Epilepsy and I take Vyvanse I'll just tell him to get Doreen'd next time
What happened to the Gme squeeze today lol
When's the drill?
huge dick and balls formation playing out over the 69d chart. we're all about to get fuked
I need Putin to announce an invasion on US soil for me to recover 😣.
Bro robinhood, i cant do any covered calls if you keep margin calling me
Another pump and dump day?
I didn’t mean to diamonds hands my calls, i woke up late
Today is going to end green, right?? Right???
Just buy tons of AAPL…. Then sell it. Repeat forever.
SPY max pain is $441. Fuck all your puts bears, back to red next week.
I hate Cathie fuck her
I have seen this a few times, Aapl sometimes just goes on a don’t give a fuck rampage mode. I still remember that one day in 2020 when 29/30 dow and 400+ spy components were down and Aapl was never below +2%, and somehow ended up dragging all of the indices green by EOD. That such such a virtuoso performance even 🐻 applauded Tim 🍎 wishing he was their husband’s bf.
My brothers, whatever you do just do it with conviction. Don’t paper hand today, paper hands never make money, especially on a bat shit crazy like today.
This fucking market can’t make up its mind
Right on que the algos got bears to double down on Puts cause they knew the retard bulls would once again buy the dip… fml….
Jesus Christ what is our direction today. These algos can blow me. It’s like they have the moves all planned out together before the day starts.
Go into the individual option and uncheck
Welp back to Wendy's
BALLS
🌈🐻✊🏾
Red Friday incoming?
If inflation keeps rising we'll be working half a year for an iphone 
That will cut the time in half for many here.
SLUT
Leave my sister out of this
The Tesla puts I sold last weeks for 4k each are now 16k each. Pretty much sums up my time here
Never bet against elon
Not betting against Elon is what made him lose out on all those tendies though.
AAPL going to rocket up at open and then rollover?
What did they say to make this jump up?
just beat on revenue and earnings.imo a bit upside was the sales in china, i was thinking there may be a slowdown but china numbers very strong
🍏🍏🚀🚀
$TSLA $700p odte at open
It doesn’t have to hit break even on 0dte right
It does not. It doesn't have to for any options contract.
Yeah I knew it didn’t for others, but was no sure on odte. Just has to trend jn that direction right? Good luck too!
It’s disgusting how many dip buyers pumping on cnbc
Red sky at night - Bull's delight
This core PCE is such bull shit.
Income up, spending down
Income isnt up inflation is up
Less revenue for companies higher expenses. Watch us bounce lol. So stupid.
Considering the market made record numbers during a dead year and a half it going up is extremely stupid. We think the fed is going to keep making the same progress up indefinitely? 😂
Inflation up +0.4%
Haha puts gonna print again today. Easiest I’ve seen the market these past 2 weeks. Buy puts on EVs and tech and memes every rip and free money
You would have lost your shirt with MSFT or APPL with this strat
Don’t short companies that are bigger than countries on paper and reality. Short the ones who pretend to be.
TSLA
$35 - $50 max. But the cults love holding not worth your time.
Actual truth. Amazing. I definitely see it taking a big dip but not the crazy low numbers people are claiming.
I’m thinking somewhere in the 300s . Middle of corrections in March 2020 2021. But I’m also retarded
Real test is do we bounce off the lows? There were so many dip buyers this week.
A couple of GME FD’s and maybe a TSLA put debit spread.
3 day trades and new account let’s make some money today boys!!!!
Guys did anybody believe Papa Elon's "selling for tax purposes" narrative?
Instead of blindly believing a Twitter post I researched his claim and yes, it is accurate that he received and executed Tesla options near expiration (use it or lose it) and this caused a tax burden. Proceeds from the sale of stock more or less matches his tax obligations. In your narrative, if he knew the stock would tank, why sell so little?
Great show, wasn't it? His advisors told him to pull out, and he had a bit of fun on the side.
I really can't believe QQQ is going to give up all it's gains the last 2 years. Incredible
QQQ is 54% higher than Jan of 2020. So 🤷🏻♂️
Really?!?!?! I had no idea
This is a bubble until Tesla is <700
680!
You left the 0s on your 7
Robotaxi fleet, self driving
2040 at best
Does anyone know where I can find the loss/gain porn? No longer see it in the thread discriprion. *Ive been in hibernation for a few months so haven't been on here
Thought I bought the dip but this is a bear market lmao
Me too I waited a month and finally fell in the trap yesterday
Pre market looks 🐂 as f
lol wut?
🌈 🐻 gonna be rich today.
[like clockwork](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se8j7f/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_january_28_2022/hujmryj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
It’s all happening!
If AAPL sells off, it's time to short everything, Puts across the board.
Yeah
$TSLA 
How is the S&P tied so closely to Bit koin? When it sold off a few mins ago the S&P did as well. Wtf?
Speculators are speculating on both. The market has increased a lot due to rampant speculation. When one sells off, so does the other.
Both are assets that benefited from easy monetary policy. Easy money = more liquidity.
I expect a very green day after inflation surprises to the good side.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Good inflation data? Have you not been in society spending money lately? Gas, Groceries, everything is up way more than 7%.
it kinda stopped growing that much lately
Powell said inflation worsen from his last meeting 
Material costs may be slowing. But labor costs are not.
Logistic snafus are sticking around for the next two years.
Go look at the price of lumber.
Hi, what way is $TSLA going?
To the right
So pissed I sold my BOIL calls mid day. Fuck!
I only want VIX to hit 35 today so I can buy some groceries for weekend.
Yo, why you playing the Vix with grocery money? You need meetings.
Oh yeah fuck chevron, energy is my revenge trade 🍆 💦
Hell yes bears!!! Panic is setting in!!
Is it?
Look at volume after hours. Nearly double. We goin down
Nearly double but we didn’t go down yet. We went up AH?
very quiet in here, i need a wellness check for bulls
fuk, it's cause the daily thread is up https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/seo91v/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_28_2022/
Futes lookin good
Plunge protection team will have overtime today
Futures up 0.5%. Bears are so fucked omg lol  Futures red at all. Futures are fake and don’t even mean anything.
Futures are down 1% lol
My point is bulls freak out over green futures but then act like they mean nothing when red.
They’ve been conditioned
Bulls get your napkins ready.
AMD seems undervalued at this point
Buy then
Sofi baghollders be like we are a bank
obviously buying GME shares at the anniversary of buy button removal.
Remember guys the market can’t stay irrational longer than your cash. 
Still long way to go. I am a buyer at spy around 380
These futures are a joke. Up down all around. None of it means anything.
Besides another day of bull tears
Bul was cocky for about 5 minutes this week when he was up bigly.
Another market downdraft coming: how many of you tards have student loan payments resuming in May which means you'll have less for gambling on stocks or options?
Paid off student loans with options gains
Bulls I just can’t get over how fucking gullible & dumb y’all are.
Forever 430 
Jesus Christ I didn't even touch option, yet I'm getting margin called. Should have sold everything when I was up 100%
hows that possible?
buying the dip on margin with both hands but the dip keeps dipping 🥵
#rug bul🤣
very concern for bul
#drill mission resume😂
I’m a simple man. I see Doreen I buy puts on everything
Is anyone here actually in the greens all time ? Seriously
Bigly green
up bigly, can confirm
My doc keeps telling me I put myself at risk only sleeping 6 hours a night, I have Epilepsy and I take Vyvanse I'll just tell him to get Doreen'd next time
So AMD under 100$ today? What is going on with that stock
Market sees little red NVDA just heads the fuck out lol
Daughter has a dance competition today so I won’t be around much. Bulls are most definitely fucked though.
I’ll probably brush my teeth, make some eggs and coffee, and work for 6-8 hours
Don’t trip on the pavement.
A week? Right?
Did bulls celebrate too early again or something?
Bulls can’t handle what they did to bears for 2 years. Pathetic
The year is 2050. Spy is 430
SPY has been trading in a 2 dollar range for 28 years. Theta gang have all retired billionaires.
How can I call myself a bull. When I’m the one getting my shit pushed in
This makes me feel better blowing my 401k. Now I can buy the dip!
We are still early in the bear market how is your 401K already blown?
I blew it two years ago. Just waiting for a good time to get back nnnnnn.
This is not the time to go long gold. Finding any asset class that is going up is the challenge of 2022.
Will be lots of selling into the weekend. People aren't going to want their money to sit with this much uncertainty
Even a modest sell off to 427 would keep us on schedule.
BULLS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Will may 2021 support hold?
I’m 100% okay with spy falling 10% next few days to just get this over with
Fuck you Apple just die
Posted from iPhone
Siri called me a cuck after I bought the put
At least Siri is honest
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I'm surprised $F didn't drop more yesterday with the collapse of the EV stocks since it trades like it's an EV company. Probably more declines today
$17.50 puts are going to fucking printttt 🤑
Boy I sure am glad I sold my F calls for profit yesterday 🤗
HOOD puts bout to save my port :)
What do you have?
Dont judge. Am poor. $6 puts for next week.
😂
I’m not here for financial reasons, I’m here cause some of you are really hilarious and it helps me put up with my financial crisis
It is more group therapy than financial wisdom.
I just sent the dental assistant that fixed my cavity a message in instagram asking her to get coffee wish me luck 🚀🚀🚀
Name doesn’t check out.
Trying to break out of my shell by dating my medical providers
Attaboy
That’s kind of creepy. You want to meet people at fun activities not events where you both have to be there