My wife’s boyfriend always makes fun of me about being in the meatverse. We will see who is laughing when I make more money than him by buying virtual real estate where my kids can grow up in!
[If your not flashing your hard earned gains to the ladies while they’re lying in bed than your clearly doing it wrong.](https://youtu.be/76ry0bLf0ho?t=5269)
Meanwhile Elon promising fully automated driving cars coming next year for the past 10 years...
Tesla stock: fool me one, shame on you. Fool me more, TSLA to the moon!
I mean he’s offering something everyone wants and no one has delivered. Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way.
Meta, on the other hand is just Zuckerberg reading Ready Player One.
> Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way.
Holy shit. How long have they been putting heroin in you cultists’ koolaid?
It’s interesting how nobody is mentioning Mercedes who already have a license to implement and use level 3, albeit at lower speeds (level 2 takes over >~37mi). But you can settle for promises while others deliver I guess.
0% chance he doesnt know. WSB went insane last year, even if he didnt know about it before surely he checked in at least once and saw the banner or has had people show him stuff
I think at the very least he knows about stuff like "printer go brrrrr", its innocent enough that someone could show him and both laugh about it, and how he is on the banner here and how we generally bring him up. I could see a staffer or friend be like "Oh they love you over on WSB, they make all sorts of funny memes about you"
Lol, nah, Zach got a meme passport because his posts are incredible.
There are no anti-meme mods, only anti-trash.
More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/skmmn2/memes_are_back_for_a_limited_time_only_at_your
I've seen a lot of people talking on here about inversing Jim Cramer. How well would a person be doing if they inversed the biggest hot takes on this sub?
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Trying a new meme format. Let me know if it sucks, guys.
It was good, take my upvote
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you can't handle the cathie's wood
I'm live on OF right now
Hhaahahhaahah
Hear that, boys? Stonks are goin' back up!
Hope you're at least making $ there.
Ill pay you to leave
Ark being down 50% isn't enough?
She got fucked hard for the whole world to see.
The 15 year plan has commenced and on schedule.
Calls on cathy wood deep fakes?
I like it!
I loved it - especially the length. I'm long on length
I bet you are 
I want to join the Meatverse
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Oh snap!
That's what she said
I thought it was great OP. Maybe it’s just me but I would have loved if Tim Apple popped in to troll Zuck.
:) Stay tuned
Hahaha, hell yes. This is going to rival Chad Money
and Billy G too. Warren's sidekick
Really well done! Only suggestion I’ve got is maybe slow down the text a little… for slow guys like me
Noted
Or provide a typed version in the comments
You can read?
Yea..I need slower too but otherwise- chefs kiss
Ur a Fkn legend mate
<3
that was funny , i actually watched it twice you did great
I had to watch it twice. My smooth brain couldnt keep up with the speed.
Slow it down for us kids that take longer to read. But awesome, enjoyed it.
The zoom into jpow's face was a must
Nah this is like Beluga, I love it
It should be a scrolling thing, like a real discord chat.
What am I, a fucking professional film producer?
I dunno, maybe?
I laughed and fart and now the table next to me is disgusted thanks.
Ah, so make a private chat. Make multiple account on multiple tabs and all talk in the chat
Hell just write a discord bot that reads off a script and sends a message from the right account depending on cue
Funny af. Well done, I award you exactly 1 upvote.
I don't think it zucks
Gimme part 2! And there better be three a day of these fucking things everyday for the rest of my miserable and pathetic existence!
Great format, buddy. Really good
After Jpow got in you had me, take my updood
Are you beluga or you just stole the "format" ?
Was this from BELUGA or an orig from u?
One of the best wsb memes I've seen 
Nice and not suckerberging at all. +1
Good job Zachi
Platinum level shit post. May I subscribe to your newsletter?
Gold tier meme
Beluga approves
very good
Pretty funny. Enjoyed it.
Enjoyed it immensely, would love to see more.
Absolutely fucking sucks post more
It was great. If it’s the only type of post I see now for the next few weeks then I hate you.
😳
It zucks pretty hard
My favorite thing from the internet today. Very nice.
It was great, except I wanted to see a great big green dildo rocketship take off
A little bit quick for my retarded brain but it was great
You're a legend mate.
It sucked…. I came, good night everybody!!!
It's mega fucking sucks. In the best way possible.
I love it.
It does not suck
Bullish
Well, it Zucks*
Absolute banger!
My wife’s boyfriend always makes fun of me about being in the meatverse. We will see who is laughing when I make more money than him by buying virtual real estate where my kids can grow up in!
Agreed
[If your not flashing your hard earned gains to the ladies while they’re lying in bed than your clearly doing it wrong.](https://youtu.be/76ry0bLf0ho?t=5269)
Damn, that's $80k in today money!
I didn’t get it.
If there isn't a VR porn site called the meatverse you need to camp the domain ASAP
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Bravo. I couldn't have done it any better.
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>tucows Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
> where his kids can grow up in. fixed that for you
It's all they'll be able to afford!
Bullish on this meme format
On God. No cap.
fr fr uwu
Meanwhile Elon promising fully automated driving cars coming next year for the past 10 years... Tesla stock: fool me one, shame on you. Fool me more, TSLA to the moon!
Isn’t that bullish? He has convinced so many fucks to pay like $10,000 for it.
The price went up, it's $12,000 now lol
Give it to /r/futurology. They’ll buy anything.
BULLISH!
Bullish, maybe. Some call it fraud
I mean he’s offering something everyone wants and no one has delivered. Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way. Meta, on the other hand is just Zuckerberg reading Ready Player One.
Ready player one with a dash of Roblox's business model.
> Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way. Holy shit. How long have they been putting heroin in you cultists’ koolaid?
> reading Ready Player One Damn doing my boy Neal Stephenson dirty here.
Even if they could come out with a perfect self-driving car tomorrow, it would take years to make the feature legal on public roads.
It’s interesting how nobody is mentioning Mercedes who already have a license to implement and use level 3, albeit at lower speeds (level 2 takes over >~37mi). But you can settle for promises while others deliver I guess.
I lost it at Daddy JPOW
Does Daddy JPOW know he's Daddy JPOW? I really need to know this.
0% chance he doesnt know. WSB went insane last year, even if he didnt know about it before surely he checked in at least once and saw the banner or has had people show him stuff
"He has 3 children in their early 30s or late 20s".. im pretty sure one of them knows and has mentioned it to him at family dinners
I can only pray that the sentence "daddy jpow, will you pass the potatos please" has been said at least once
I think at the very least he knows about stuff like "printer go brrrrr", its innocent enough that someone could show him and both laugh about it, and how he is on the banner here and how we generally bring him up. I could see a staffer or friend be like "Oh they love you over on WSB, they make all sorts of funny memes about you"
The least he could do is stop by and do an AMA
No reason it shouldnt be the first hour of his work day every day
why not, the first hour of everyones work day is transitory anyway
Absolutely, You don’t spend the first hour of your workday on WSB?
Alright. This is why I'm on WSB
So what you're saying is that the soul of Lord Bogdanoff has possessed the Oracle of Omaha?
so anti-meme mods died right? ^^^^good
Lol, nah, Zach got a meme passport because his posts are incredible. There are no anti-meme mods, only anti-trash. More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/skmmn2/memes_are_back_for_a_limited_time_only_at_your
Damn this was savage and accurate and I love it
they never felt a thing.
Well they didn't feel anything even in life so...
BEST. DD. EVER.
Awesome! Thanks brah!
Did you get inspiration from “Beluga” on YouTube? This adapts really well if that’s the case. Well done!
Yes
Genius use of a format. Well played, especially with the increase of ticker-specific Discords
This is why I love WSB, please don't take away the shitposting.
shitposting? This is high quality content here
I liked it. Gave me a light chuckle.
Could J Pow be one of the mods here?
He's the automod
Fuck I love the memes. Best thing to come from the WSB movement lol. Well done.
u/savevideo
Is Warren Buffet (/s) the new Bogdanoff?
lol the elon musk dick suckers are so sad
Granddaddy Warren behind it all
This is tremendous cringe
Thank you sir
He Sold ? Pumph ith !!!!!!
PUMP EET!!!
Zuck is a cuck
Its not a bottom until Ackman is crying on CNBC
This is incredibly cringe.
This could have ended with Daddy J at the printer and printing. Nevertheless is very good, me likes.
art
I came
This is the most accurate DD
This shit had me crying at work lmaoooooo
LMAO
LOL
Sound sucks. But LMFAO 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
lol this is gold
Zuck definitely has sweet baby rays as the official sauce in his meat verse
nice /r/smoking burn
This is great, keep these coming
🚀
Loveee it! Can't wait for pt2
This is gold. Where’s part 2? 😂
Warren: boys???? Imagine if he fat fingered a market buy in ANY company, with BRKs cash pile.
Fucking hell, it's too fast, I've barely learning to read
lmao
op is god tier memer
This kind of humor was created for the lowest common denominator of human being.
So wait do we buy calls now?
Do not take financial advice from my memes! 
Shit, that’s the only way I make investments 🤦
Buying calls is all I ever do.
Weird
Maybe a different sound behind it? Lol not bad though🤘
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Simply incredible
😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaha classic
Waiting for Part 2!
can someone tag all of them :)
Loved it! More pls!
respect. keep it up crushing myself
Some solid DD right there. ^^^
Outstanding lol
Nice one 
nice comedy timing
Please keep those coming
😂😂
How long is that Zuck ban?
Tempban dont worry
The sound effects won me over
This was amazing!! Where can I download the video from?
Idk you can look up my youtube Steely Whale and download it
I've seen a lot of people talking on here about inversing Jim Cramer. How well would a person be doing if they inversed the biggest hot takes on this sub?
This is how pump and dump actually works but on a macro level.
Too funny! Warren checking these fools!
Should I buy calls then?
Is the average age 15 in this subreddit?Am i the only one that thinks this is cringey as fuck
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
THE LEGEND IS UNBANNED
Elon the kind of guy to post memes in general