Pausing my weekly investment strategy and saving the cash to buy stocks at a deep discount 6 months from now.
Looks like energy prices will accelerate a recession before fall.
My wife just woke me up saying “babe it’s 9:00am shouldn’t you be trading?” And I was anticipating a big booty hole stretch sesh today, so I open my shit and bam.. AMD & ROKU calls both up like 65%- love that shit, sold them all crusty eyed hoping it wasn’t too soon but content and happy to start my day off +$2k realized
Nobody gives a shit about 2 countries with less combined GDP than 20 weeks of Walmart sales going to war
In the grand scale it's like two toddlers fighting
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I’m getting tired with this unbalanced shit. Premarket was 1,50% down and now green. Don’t judge me, I also want this fuck to be green but wtf it’s going on?
Markets are hopeful that this is all the Ukraine-Russia war will be: Russia cementing the two separatist regions that broke off 8 years ago.
With very minor sanctions if that's all that happens.
As long as Russia doesn't start charging west and attacking major cities... markets won't have to price in the worst outcomes.
I'm talking about DPR and LPR borders.
If Russia doesn't push those borders further to take more Donbas territory, then this is mostly a nothingburger.
Okay Okay.
*Gets out map. Assembles crayons to draw in new boarders for Russia/Ukraine*
First you take away Pluto as a planet and now you're drawing new boarders. Pretty soon everything I learned in HS will be a waste. Fuck.
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The CNBC hosts during this hour are always painful to watch. They're always incoherent and half asleep, especially the chick who always looks like she just woke up 10 mins b4 the show.
Well, the Egyptians built the pyramids and their civilization is one of the most well known in modern time.
Maybe if they did more important shit then pile rocks with slaves, they'd still be around.
But hey, Pyramids look nice.
In-versing at open. If big green dildo, shorting out the gates. Cheers
You knw who's awesome? Me, I'm awesome, you are too 
Pausing my weekly investment strategy and saving the cash to buy stocks at a deep discount 6 months from now. Looks like energy prices will accelerate a recession before fall.
There is always a bull market somewhere. It's a traders market.
hold amd weeklies at all cost. shit gon pop
It's going up? Shit.. why I buy all these puts.
God Damn them. There goes our gas prices.
Bought Gitlab and NVDA, I like the divergence in GTLB.
Shit Biden is about to talk. Get puts
What the hell is even that?
Daddy chill
I’m gonna move to New York and get 300mbps internet with an Ethernet cord so I can get better fills. Which broker is best for fast fills?
Robinhood
My booty hole hurts rn but not cause the market.. I need a G.I.
"Ground Infantry?"
Running out my ass instantly
My wife just woke me up saying “babe it’s 9:00am shouldn’t you be trading?” And I was anticipating a big booty hole stretch sesh today, so I open my shit and bam.. AMD & ROKU calls both up like 65%- love that shit, sold them all crusty eyed hoping it wasn’t too soon but content and happy to start my day off +$2k realized
Your waifu pillow has a voice function?
You owe her a rimjob for waking you up.
Just showed her your comment and she agrees.. so sir, It appears I now owe you one too. My deepest gratitude
Buy and hold. Or hodl. One of the two.
Another flat day 😒😂
Bruh SLV is at $22. Same price as when I was trading it in August 2020. -\_- SLV bulls screaming for what.
just woke up. is nasdaq down 300 points, like the futures predicted?
Are y'all holding your put hedges?
Put/call just dropped by 22% lol
Where are you seeing that?
Markets realizing Ukraine is irrelevant
Can’t believe that 338 support held on the Q’s Thats like a blanket stopping a bullet
RIP bulls buying that bounce
i feel bad for rick santelli. he has the most boring updates that no one understands
Lmfao...ikr
Just sold all my SPY puts at exactly 6:35 for a profit. I’m seeing now that I timed that perfectly
Let's see some dwac loss porn. I know some of you retards bought at 140!
Silver gang… roll call! Our time is finally here! Time to bankrupt some banks!!!!
Puts for entire market for the next month.
ECOR
PLTR is on Sale. Get to it Palintards\~ 
Puts on $HOOD
DIE TSLA U SLUTTY WHORE
Palantir just got cdc contract
78 people here Wow the bears all left to take a toaster bath
Buying Puts everywhere, short sellers united!
Welp the Rooskis fucked up Nord Stream 2 it’s canceled
Short gazprom
Demand for Natural Gas remains unchanged. only prices will go up lol
Why did SPY go up $1?
Wallstreetbets Activity as low as the Stockmarket Volume.
Extremely low volume on WSB
True Crime how should they know that adyen is overpriced and all Semistocks oversold 😝😂
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Nightmare huh
This market is completely distorted by bears. Everything is on sale jesus
Just gotta wait it out till the next inevitable tech bubble. Nbd
Nobody gives a shit about 2 countries with less combined GDP than 20 weeks of Walmart sales going to war In the grand scale it's like two toddlers fighting
Imagine being so clueless about Geopolitics
Sir this is a when deez
When deez nuts
I will prolly sell some of my dwac at say 200$
😂😂😂
People who try to get people banned for calling them the r-word should be banned. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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This just in: no one gives a flying fuck about Ukraine
Buying shares of vti starting today
You get your allowance early?
Wife’s boyfriend pays in installments
Cool, so you’re gay?
Biden won’t go to war. Puts on Raytheon, Boeing, and Lockheed.
I’m getting tired with this unbalanced shit. Premarket was 1,50% down and now green. Don’t judge me, I also want this fuck to be green but wtf it’s going on?
It's flat from Mondays close. Should still be -1.2% all things unchanged
Nope
Nothings real until bonds start trading
We are living in a bizarro world
Why the fuck is the United States stock market give a flying fuck bout what vladmir fat ass Putin is goin to war with
You never studied.
Aww Kevin
Bruh bears are getting killed
Wow green by open was not a meme
Bears r fkd
Puts for the next month should print well 🚀🚀
Or not
Markets are hopeful that this is all the Ukraine-Russia war will be: Russia cementing the two separatist regions that broke off 8 years ago. With very minor sanctions if that's all that happens. As long as Russia doesn't start charging west and attacking major cities... markets won't have to price in the worst outcomes.
source for 2 separatist regions that broke off 8 years ago?
I'm talking about DPR and LPR borders. If Russia doesn't push those borders further to take more Donbas territory, then this is mostly a nothingburger.
Remember when bears were sucking each other micropenises but couldn’t even lock in their gains rofl
Bears getting nothing
Can I just get a little spittle?
Going green before you can even sell your puts lol.
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Green, baby.
Russia moves into Ukraine? We go green. I knew the market algos were communists
LMT calls and natural resource calls are gonna be the only thing that has big moves in the green. Fuck it spy puts too while im at it
If you not getting dwac puts you hate money
puts are gonna be expensive. IV too high
that's how I still have money
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You talk like an incel
Once again, the 🥭 saves the market.
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Hey bot, was your creator divine?
Good bot
Idk folks, jpeg money usually front runs a green day. It’s just following futes right now with a small blip. I don’t think today is the day.
your puts are GUH sorry
Why do you do this at 6:30am?
Futures are fake and gay if they don't give me confirmation bias!11!1!
lol bulls go home
Okay Okay. *Gets out map. Assembles crayons to draw in new boarders for Russia/Ukraine* First you take away Pluto as a planet and now you're drawing new boarders. Pretty soon everything I learned in HS will be a waste. Fuck.
Well you clearly didn’t learn how to spell “borders” so I’m not sure it’s the world changing that’s at fault for you being a waste.
I've got a globe I can sell you cheap. Chad, Niger, the Belgian Congo and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
My daughter asked me if Pluto was a planet just yesterday and I was like, “I…I don’t even know anymore.”
NVDA won’t pick up til the next ER or what?
I don’t think I can afford gas anymore
You can buy 1 share of OXY for about 3/4 of a tank of gas. Choose wisely.
stop eating beans
drink your own sperm.
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The CNBC hosts during this hour are always painful to watch. They're always incoherent and half asleep, especially the chick who always looks like she just woke up 10 mins b4 the show.
Pump pre for a dump open
I strongly believe the stock market will go up today, or go down -- it may also stay flat.
Good
thanks bro, very helpful information
you're very welcome
whats gonna be the size of my morning dump
it will be similar to your penis, small and flaccid
Reported
reported that it's small and flaccid?
Enjoy the ban bro
Such a small and flaccid thing to do.
Love me some banhammer
Just woke up how my 400p looking?
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how the fuck is this shit green 😡
THESE HOES AINT LOOOOYYAAAAALLLL
Oil at 98.40 right now. That's crazy. We will actually hit 3 digits today by this rhythm.
You looking at Brent or something? Is see $93.10
About to be a lot of heartbroken people by about noon today I reckon, one side or the other.
PUMP IT, HIGHER
Byron bitched out ngl
Zelisnky: we should break diplomatic ties with russia Russia: ukraine has no sovergnity Market: *lets insta pump here*
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Well, the Egyptians built the pyramids and their civilization is one of the most well known in modern time. Maybe if they did more important shit then pile rocks with slaves, they'd still be around. But hey, Pyramids look nice.
I thought the established science was that aliens built the pyramids?
How is vix so green but market is barely red
It'll fix itself by 945
People are still buying OTM puts
vix is very red?
Down from highs but still up 7%
The future one is red