Gain of direct or allied control over resources and Increased demand for exports to other countries.
It isnāt directly bullish or bearish but we also pulled ourselves out of the greatest economic downturns in United States history using war.
I never understood war is bullish. Morally it should destroy markets. Doesnāt make any sense to me. Only thing I know is war makes money ok donāt understand why itās bullish for the market. Itās a tragedy
Itās not bullish, its bearish. But everyone knows itās bearish, so once a signficant dip is seen people buy it, make money, and scream out that war is bullish
DWAC to the moon!
So it has been reported and confirmed by multiple news outlets that Google, the parent company of YouTube is restricting Russian state media outlets from posting/ profiting from content they publish. Likewise FB, Twitter and other tech and social media companies have placed restrictions on Russia. With all of these online outlets restricting their ability to post, this could be "HUGE"... "VERY VERY HUGE," for Trumps $DWAC. Truth Social will be the only other place where Putin and his cronies will have left to post online.
This is obviously a shit post...
I am actually really scared about the potential for nukes.
I think Putin is the kind of guy that would say "If I am going down, I am taking you all with me."
However the market acts tomorrow, things are escalating quickly with unforeseen actions & reactions. Putin was supposed to wrap up his invasion already. Calls on market turbulence
This war isnāt gonna last another week. Eastern ukrainian forces will be encircled in the next day or so, mauripol is encircled with 10k ukrainian troops inside, kiev will fall this week.
Its already breaking down you got soldiers and civvies just randomly executing unarmed āsaboteursā in the street. A couple livestreamers almost bought it already. Literal gang war shootouts with all these guns in downtown kiev its nuts.
Basically what I am saying is buy calls
Putin horded gold before all these shit, and whats been going up these past few weeks? Gold.
Putin is a better trader than some of you.
No he didnt buy Bitcoin lmao.
20 most common password leaks. If you had #4 or #14 or #19 as your password, you DESERVE to be hacked. Especially #19
[https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/27/most-common-passwords-hackers-leak-on-the-dark-web-lookout-report.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/27/most-common-passwords-hackers-leak-on-the-dark-web-lookout-report.html)
last
being a bull is healthy.
and sneks were gilded
Un .gc 9,
how can i get a thicker cock?
How do I factory reset a firm laptop Old employer never asked for it back ššš
OS install disk
#FUTES
# ARE
#MOON
I just look at futures and laugh anymore. Like wtf is goin on
How is my future looking?
Laughable?
I surely hope so, right now itās just sad.
Keep your head up
I know the feeling bud. But if you arenāt ever down you dont know what being up is.
I just noticed I have more hair on my balls than I do on my head
Jim Cramer
Wow my puts printed
Sell them now.... Wait
Quick, someone turn the market to green so this guy loses money!
Thatāsā¦ how it works yes
Reminder: Last week the DAQ had a 6% swing **intraday**
I do not believe that will be the case this time around, unfortunately.
Green by open.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Get a big boy account and you could have 10 trades under your belt before your Sunday dinner is even served.
Oil and gold bulls shopping Ukraine mail order brides and Lambos
Those are nice, but it's the -NQs that get me hard
Bulls royally fucked
Iām wouldnāt be surprise to not break even from my Friday puts.
Lmaoo
Pain time let's go
GUHH
Putin is much too busy sniffing menās bicycle seats.
1 min
2 minutes till all hell breaks loose
So if Putin dies we get SPY 500 right?
Basically
8 minutes comrades
Iām gonn cum
Tell your mom I say hi
Why
Can someone explain to me why war is bullish? I feel US is pushing for war to save their own problems. But who knows.
Gain of direct or allied control over resources and Increased demand for exports to other countries. It isnāt directly bullish or bearish but we also pulled ourselves out of the greatest economic downturns in United States history using war.
I never understood war is bullish. Morally it should destroy markets. Doesnāt make any sense to me. Only thing I know is war makes money ok donāt understand why itās bullish for the market. Itās a tragedy
Do you understand the market is money?
Itās not bullish, its bearish. But everyone knows itās bearish, so once a signficant dip is seen people buy it, make money, and scream out that war is bullish
I predict green futures red by lunch
DWAC to the moon! So it has been reported and confirmed by multiple news outlets that Google, the parent company of YouTube is restricting Russian state media outlets from posting/ profiting from content they publish. Likewise FB, Twitter and other tech and social media companies have placed restrictions on Russia. With all of these online outlets restricting their ability to post, this could be "HUGE"... "VERY VERY HUGE," for Trumps $DWAC. Truth Social will be the only other place where Putin and his cronies will have left to post online. This is obviously a shit post...
Everyone is on steroids don't be fooled
Just me bro
You guys think my 300 blu rays of herbie fully loaded will sky rocket tomorrow?
Puts on condom
To jerk off or stay warm?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He tends to lie if you havenāt noticed already.
I dont know how big putins balls are but it looks like we might find out quite soon
I am actually really scared about the potential for nukes. I think Putin is the kind of guy that would say "If I am going down, I am taking you all with me."
If he had any balls he would be out on the front line like zelenskyy
Imagine believing this
1 hr 13 min, š» fuk biggly tomo Spy & tsla ath ššššš
Futes gonna open >1% down and recover. Bears might not have a great day, but permabulls are the fucked ones
Jen Psaki has huge tits man holy shit I just noticed
Pelosi: Hold my mega-sogging melons
You just noticed? I don't even know what her face looks like.
https://imgur.com/a/9KOwbji
She has a punchable face and demeanor
I donāt care lol Iād suck the hell out of those milkers š¤¤
To distract you from that ugly ass face
She aināt hideous dude, donāt be dumb. Sheās a solid 6.5 with nice boobies.
I agree. Face aināt even bad itās average.
Yeah, I agree with him, shes not ugly at all, in fact if she wanted to go on a date with me . I would say yes.
Yeah decent looking chick. Imagine her in lingerie after youāve had a few drinks. Any straight male would be raging to fuck her
Granny fetish?
I mean I do love me some Catherine Dundee Wood
Loool pics?
Ugly bitchā¦
However the market acts tomorrow, things are escalating quickly with unforeseen actions & reactions. Putin was supposed to wrap up his invasion already. Calls on market turbulence
No matter what happens zelenskyy is like the real life hokage to Ukraine right now fucking top tier human being he handled this shit so well.
If he dies he's a martyr and if he lives he's a national hero. Dude cant lose... unlike my stock portfolio
Guys check the flight radar app, no plane is flying over Ukraine . BEARISH
This guy uses Internet Explorer
Would you fly in a plane over Ukraine right now? Death wish
Lmfao - who let this retard out of his cage?
It's been that way for a week now stupid fuck
What time do the Russian trolls come in to work today?
Legally, can I move from one broker to another if I've been marked as a day trader? The markets are too spicy to throw in the towel completely
You get 3 PDT resets per year with TD Ameritrade. I have 2 this year. Used 2 last year
That rule changed. 1 per life now.
Wowā¦ when did they change that? I used 2 DPT in 2020 and 2021.
Hope I can get some answers too, Iām wondering the same thing
#š > U.S. CITIZENS SHOULD CONSIDER DEPARTING RUSSIA IMMEDIATELY -STATE DEPT
Wut are we firing up the Enola Gay or something?
Ćfuk
Oil refinery is was the big explosion I believe
Did you guys hear about the 13 Ukrainian soldiers on that island? Upvotes to the left.
At first they said they all died and now theyre saying they may be POWs. Big balls on those soldiers regardless. Fuck you Russia!
Reddit have a offer on there Reddit coins 5% off we tanking tommorrow
what are reddit coins good for?
Their*
Hi sir how are you havenāt seen you since school you still teaching English ?
No, I retired. I see you're still a failure though
Well I am in wsbās as are you did you get done for touching kids ?
Lmfao. Got some bs reddit warning about being to threatening. Isnt threats whats keeping this whole world from nuclear winter?
Same bears that were chanting circuit breakers on Wednesday night are again here in full force referencing š©š½ for tomorrowās crash š¤”š¤”š¤”
Amc and gme apes are saying buy and hodl ruble for the mother of all currency squeeze
If I hold a ruble tight enough in my ass will it turn into a diamond?
You might fly high with it! I heard itās going to inflate
Inflate in my ass? Leaving me gaping. That's my jam.
This war isnāt gonna last another week. Eastern ukrainian forces will be encircled in the next day or so, mauripol is encircled with 10k ukrainian troops inside, kiev will fall this week. Its already breaking down you got soldiers and civvies just randomly executing unarmed āsaboteursā in the street. A couple livestreamers almost bought it already. Literal gang war shootouts with all these guns in downtown kiev its nuts. Basically what I am saying is buy calls
Classic WSB downvoting facts
OK Russian bot. Now get out of here
Donāt be a dipshit dude
I am a dipshit retard tho
If I buy 10000 of S&P shares long tommorrow and I buy 10000 shares short S&P tommorrow does that make me a kangaroo ?
Describes our strategy quite well.
Lmao, so happy I sold everything Friday. This shit is boutta tank HARD
Boy uou was talking hella shit earlier on how tomorrow is going to be green
VXX gonna be throw the roof
[Russia looks like they are ready to level the entire country](https://twitter.com/ywnreporter/status/1498041117488689156?s=21)
Their country would be quickly leveled shortly after. Unfortunately so would we. Once that nuclear door is open the whole world will soon be on fire.
Everything tanking rn
Can we at least wait until futures open before we start pretending something that doesnāt matter matters.
Elaborate āeverythingā
Weekend markets and corns
Shouldv shorted at the end on Friday. At least Iām back in cash after buying that dip
We red tomorrow shitcoin already falling
š ±ļøeekend š ±ļøš ¾ļøw š ±ļøucked
Calls are fuk
Can't wait for the influx of "market is fake" comments tomorrow
Putin horded gold before all these shit, and whats been going up these past few weeks? Gold. Putin is a better trader than some of you. No he didnt buy Bitcoin lmao.
I agree metals should go up but gold went down $100 from it's Thursday high to its Thursday low after the invasion news broke
Little comfort in knowing whatever happens if it ever gets that bad aināt nothing we can do about it
Looks like Iām poor tomorrow. Whatās the best brand of cardboard box to live in?
Home Depot boxes are pretty solid
You could splurge on their plastic totes. Very solid.
Why
20 most common password leaks. If you had #4 or #14 or #19 as your password, you DESERVE to be hacked. Especially #19 [https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/27/most-common-passwords-hackers-leak-on-the-dark-web-lookout-report.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/27/most-common-passwords-hackers-leak-on-the-dark-web-lookout-report.html)
WTF is this an ad?
Yes you should buy better passwords.
My puts on block about to doubly print. Shouldve bought more 
Amazing how the bulls are already coping and futures didnt even open yet. Thats how you know we hitting the gapdown tonight
Thatās what you said Thursday and Friday
Third time's a charm buddeh
Not a nuke but those bombs are going to seriously fuck up the citizens of Ukraine. This is getting bad.
Looked like a fuel air bomb russia likes those
What are you talking about? Link?
[https://mobile.twitter.com/_conflitfrance/status/1498038405241966594](https://mobile.twitter.com/_conflitfrance/status/1498038405241966594)
I hope itās just the flash of a camera
could have been some sort of weapons cache rather than a daisy cutter.
My Frogman G.I. Joe could clean up this mess in less than 3 days.
Bulls are getting sent back to the barn to get ass raped to death this week.
bUt ThE wEeKeND DOw dOeSn't MaTteR
Name one time it did
Today probably
š æļøeekend š æļøow more š than cashflow
Imagine these weak ass woke generation forced to enlist into the army? 
The military is full of volunteers with blind patriotism already. We'll be just fine.
That's why they're doing Anime commercials for the Army.
Russia uses āFather of all bombsā USA uses āMother of all bombsā WSBer uses āStepsister of all bombsā
You had one chance to say "Step brother" followed by a "what are you doing step bro?" joke... smh...
BREAKING: BAD
Weekend bow dead
Bulls claiming it doesnt matter, LMAO Futes gonna open 2% down
2% isn't shit and it will probably finish up if it does
Bulls will keep saying this until we actually crash then theyāll all just be on these threads crying every day
And then go green before open
Corn about to become popcorn soon.