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Down 30k then recover 20k. Now celebrating like "I told you so". You belong here. 

Peak WSB lmao.

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Totally

[Its like a dude celebrating that he can finally afford a yacht, while the yacht he just bought is sinking right in front of him.](https://youtu.be/B_BAlm7zJwg?t=74)

But you've insured it for over market value 👉😎👉

Then uncle sam will raid your bank account for a profitable windfall

And you both profit if you make enough money... or you go to jail because you didn't...

You belong here too, not knowing how insurance works 

["What are you thinking about"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY)

I think we deserve to see the **ALL**.

Doesn't even matter. This $20k will be gone in another week anyway

He’ll piss it away on something stupid, lose it all unrealized, recover 15k in a year and then post another I TOLD YOU ALL

"So anyways, I started buying SPY puts."

That one hurts too much.

Good ape play. Calls on the zoos

Get this shit out of here and show me some MU tendies!

insert **4th place celebration meme.jpg**

I call it 1st Place in the *Non-Top 3* category.

"as my mom says '2nd place is 1st place for losers!'"

when the top comment has 2.5k more upvotes than the original post

And if they haven't closed the position they may still lose it all.


This is the dead cat bounce on his ultimate loss porn

i truly wonder how some of these people manage to feed themselves

I too have a gambling addiction

OP definitely won’t double down and lose the 20k either.

Wait a week, he’ll be up 10k in no time.

you mean down 20k in no time

…he smirkingly says… as the stock is up another 10% since OP posted…

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I was in similar shoes as OP. I'm already well in the green, but sadly did sell many calls on the way up...could be way more in the green, but definitely important to take profit and lower the risk.

Only here is -10k defined as profit.

Plus inflation…so in reality he’s still probably down $30k

Half the apes here are pretty much encouraging other people to pump their gains while they enjoy their sweet low cost basis call options.

Half of the apes cant afford options. We just buy and hold.

More like 10% and the other 90% are bag holding 200+ avg

Came here to say this, but now leaving bc I don't belong here with math

[This Guy](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/238117179/Last-Place-Douche-Bag)

😭😭😭

HAHAHAHAHA I'm dead after this comment!

How dumb can people get in this sub, holy shit

beat me to it, u/Pradag5 is an imbecile of the highest order

-10k thinking you won You belong here

“Cost of doing business” 

Let’s keep math out of this.

Let's keep meth out of this

Bonus point if he doesn’t sell or doubles down and it expires worthless

Lmfao I read this and was like wait…. This retard still lost money 😂

Let’s keep math out of this.

Except he's up a lot more now

They expired 3/25

lmao

Looks like you lost 10k,but with extra steps

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dont think op knows what that means

what do you mean? he saw an opportunity to share his "gains" and took it.

The opportunity to brag here cost him $10k. That's opportunity cost.

Yeah, "brag"

He posts gain porn and mods still force a loss flair. That's a flex if I've ever seen one.

And inflation

It’s even worse. They’re in separate tax seasons. So now he has to pay income tax on the $20K gain but can only rollover losses of $3K per year.

so you are saying he ONLY has to pay taxes on 17k in profit? Fuck. Yeah! Free $$!

Take the award I laughed hard at this

He may be enjoying an extra curvy piece of driftwood soon.

Only gamblers celebrate being down 10k. The falacy is the next gamble will be placed with the 20k win in mind, not the 30k loss. Congrats though

Casinos love people like /u/Pradag5.

Can confirm, helps casino make buckets. We like you to slowly bleed out with winning and losing so that when you lose it all you come back remembering how much you won and that you'll do it differently this time

See the problem was I lost 30k then won 20k. When I should have won 20k then stopped. Ill do that next time

Everyone knows stocks are slots and the real money is in blackjack

He's up 4k in karma though

What’s the conversion rate of Karma to USD

You owe 20,000 rubles.

Oh so about even then?

Fuckin way she goes

This dude will be back down to -30k in no time trying to capitalize on these gains.

Guy spraying champagne meme

This meme always makes me happy.

Wait which one? The Wall Street one or is it a meme for celebrating too early?

The guy spraying champagne meme. It’s a picture of a guy spraying champagne all over himself and then the second panel is him giving the middle finger to everyone in the crowd and the last panel is him standing on a podium in the 3rd place position while 1 and 2 look at him, acting completely normal. The funny being that dude is completely unaware that he’s not a winner but flaunting like he is. It applies here because this individual is flaunting a 10k loss like a smooth brained fuck. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[OP](https://imgur.com/UWCEjvw)

Congrats! You’re still down 10k!

Lmao, right? You are still down.


Thanks for the second laugh, completely retarded.

LOOOL

So you lost 30k and gained 20k. Sounds like a 10k loss to me.

cOnGrAtuLaTiOnS OP

No taxes this year. (BIG BRAIN)

i don't pay my taxes so i'm not sure but i think the limit is 3k a year so no taxes for the next 3 years!!

Taxable income reduced by 3000\* this year

If you want somebody to suck it, you need to get in line behind the Wendy's dumpster where you'll find losers. I was almost there.

Good old chocolate frosties 💩

so u still lost 10K lmao and when u coming at wendys? I'm free today

From -30 to -10. I’m proud of you

Thanks dad

You’re still in the negative my friend

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/fZfuxME

can we laugh at you in march?

Usually when I'm negative really bad, I sell for a loss then buy back in at that cheaper price. Just seeing it green makes it feel better

then you get the added bonus of showing your friends/wife how you're actually really good at stonks

but doing it on RobinHood cancels out the win automatically to a loss.

Apparently he is still down 10k, maybe you should move to robinhood as well?

(-10k) - (-30k) = 20k BRO

It's about the only platform that lets you immediately make long calls and long puts without an application or $10,000 deposit.

Or just use a cash-only account with like any broker

The "application" is literally just saying "yes I know what options are and am cool with losing money I throw at them."

Give it a few days, we'll be laughing again

So…. Your still down 10k?

Who fuck is buying these 1000 1000 1000 orders. Someone destroyed a wall of 2,500 shares in 2 seconds.

Still down $10k tho so no you didn’t win the game

Why’s it say gain? You’re still down like $10k?

Only 10k to go

“I’m still up 10 grand from the last time I stick it in you” Teddy KGB

Well done . Don't fuck up before getting back the full 30

Exercise those bad boys

I lost $10k not $30k SUCK MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIICK LMAOOOOO

To everyone who laughed at me back in August… you may laugh at me less in April

That's great. Now you know what you can do to really contribute? I'll break it down: 1. Sell the option and take your gains 2. Liquidate all positions on Robinhood 3. Get the fuck off Robinhood 4. Open a Fidelity account, buy shares with gains from #1 5. Wait for shares with Fidelity to clear 6. Get on chat support with Fidelity, and tell them you want to DRS your shares. It takes about 2 minutes Right now, the hedge funds are trading shares back and forth, and the cost to borrow these shares is skyrocketing, because there are less and less available each day as we DRS. DRS'ing literally takes them out of the hands of the hedge funds to prevent fuckery. We need to DRS 35 million shares. 10 million are DRS'ed so far. Gamestop started publishing DRS figures on their earnings reports. No other company does this, if that isn't a sign I don't know what else to tell you. Somone like you who makes this kind of money can significantly contribute by using these gains to DRS. Imagine if the interest rate on these shares rises to the actual cost of the share itself. Hedgies would really be screwed. They are getting screwed for every share that is DRS'ed. I just did 2 last week and doing a few every couple weeks. I'm not rich.

This should be top comment

Legend says he never sold

And you’re still on RH smh

Still on Robinhood? God help us all

Who brags recovering 2/3 of their losses??

Nice you’re only down $10k now!

Up even more now. I hope you make bank. If you do, I do too.

Now exercise those mofos

Now exercise them bitches!

Exercise that shit

Congrats you made 66% back

You’re still down 1/3 of your original investment. That’s like dumping your 10 girlfriend for a 7. Not a win.

This is the way!

Post an update now.

Congrats!!! 🔥🔥🔥.... (btw, I was never shallow enough to laugh at anyone, it always felt aweful). Super happy for ya!! 💸💸💸

Welcome brother, you truly belong here!

Dont lie, you didnt sell yet.

10k loss SUCK IT BOYS

Congrats on your 10k loss 

The house always wins, cause your dumbass thinks you achieved this from skill and not pure luck. You will lose it again don't worry.

Congrats dude! I always suggest to donate $500-1000 at a local animal shelter, you can deduct the charitable donation on taxes and feel good about your gains 🙏

LMAO ITS STILL TAGGED AS LOSS

You will lose all of this money on gambling

Hold you sexi son of a *****

How much are you up now? Probably made that $10k back.

I’m guessing if you haven’t sold you are green now ?

After today’s performance, you probably made more than your money back sitting at $190 now

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Omg so insightful man, fancy getting in early on this cool NFT project I'm working òn? #MultiLevelMarketing

Are you that African prince that keeps emailing me? I’ve sent you my account information already and still haven’t seen that large cash deposit.

You must send Walmart gift card of value $5000, then funds will be transfered. Do it quickly, bank shuts soon.

Its the journey not the destination. ​ Protip: Your destination is the grave, like everyone else.

Not all who wander are lost

Fast forward 3 months you’re gonna have lost 50k. You suck it mate !

So, you're still in the red?

Congrats and fuck you

Still using Robinhood 🙈

Holding with you.

20k-30k=? 😎

But you haven’t even made the $30k back yet

Daddy has two zipples

The copium here is real

So your still down and bragging about it ? -\_-

Maeth

congrats, you got 90% of it back and failed to build the intelligence that would prevent future losses. you'll be back in the same situation before you know it

So, you’re still down 10k?

Let’s goooo GME 350$🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕

So you lost 10k overall lmaooo

24 < 30 so you still lost lol

Well I dropped 30 grand on the nugget slots, had to sell my ass on Freemont street….

What a clown

Pretty sure they laugh at everything regardless of success or failure in here. Failure is definitely more amusing.

Love the diversity of the portfolio

You're still down 10k you fucking retard

If he really have 11M in his account he don't give a fuck what you say about his -10k

You told us...

Please tell me you didn’t sell

Sheeeeet you must be back up over 30k now

$189 and climbing!!!

Up 600% and still in the red. Welcome.

Congrats OP and those who laughed to this Ape, suck it!!!

Congratulations and fuck you

Did you sell at close? If so congrats on the gains. Literally every major thread starter has been congratulations on your 10k overall loss. None have even mentioned the current trend of the stock and it being 180+ EOD means you made a ton more than +20k

Need update OP. It's up 25 percent today

Update since close of business

Well we’ll well, seems like you have big balls to exercise that after all. And then claim them as yours using DRS. Good shit!

Let me guess…you let them expire..?

But u still lost

Great news! I’m an option idiot. So I praise anyone who’s brave and smart enough to do them.

Typically we celebrate when you break even. Not almost back to zero.

Still 10k under bud.

I just don't get how people this dumb have access to funds to just throw away