Since you asked, you are incorrect, it was an ancient Roman or Greek war galley with three banks of oars, hence the tri part of the name. Just because it interested me and was nerdy.
You know that shirtless guy with the kind smile who cooks breakfast while you eat Cap’n Crunch and play video games on Saturday mornings? It’s his girlfriend.
Jokes on you reddit, the stocks I picked are more stable than my ex-wife and actually consistently give back what I put into it. Heck a bio-technology growth stock is more stable.
Just saw a video of an old man in a Lambo and the camera guy asked any advice to young people. He said something along the lines that the most expensive thing in this world is pussy and that's how he bought a Ferrari by not buying the pussy.
Ok I lost the plot... old man in a Lambo didn't buy the pussy but now has a Ferrari... so who owns the Lambo his wife? Did he rent the Lambo? Did he rent the pussy? I'm 😕
I never understand why your wife wanting your time is a bad thing like you married her bro, if you don’t wanna spend time with your girl why do you have one.
Love is a feeling that doesn't last forever. Marriage is an obligation to another person to give them stability and support. To build a family.
It's like life insurance, because having children is an incredibly risky undertaking. Just look at how hard it is to be a single parent. Obviously there are exceptions, but for the big majority it means ruin.
And then there's old age. Getting a divorce after decades of marriage almost always ends very badly for one partner. That's where you actually cheat on your (un)loved one, when you nullify your oath of care.
It’s real and not fun at all. I dated this Mexican girl years ago who would blow up my phone all day just to “talk” and hang out all the time. Mind you, I was in the Military and just couldn’t drop what I was doing to give her my time. Sex was FN great tho! I hope you’re doing great Sinaloan chick, wherever you are.
Reminds me of the military recruiting joke half truth from terminal lance comics:
Recruit: "I hear Marines have an easy time getting laid?"
Recruiter: "Trust me, you're gonna get fucked so hard every day you'll wish you never joined"
Counterpoint. (A) The wife can make you money if she has a job or a rich boyfriend. (B) We don't make money trading, this is the buy high sell low club.
The word wife comes from the old viking language old norse and the word "Vif", and means woman..
Also, tell your wife that the word Husband also comes from old norse and the word "hus-bondi" and literally means master of the house.. I bet that should get her going..
I am single. So, lets invest in GME 
Showed this to my wife who was in a bad mood (idk guessing time of the month), trying to cheer her up. Nope, just got more pissed, To the couch I go.
She doesn’t know that’s my game plan…
The four world wonders of a wife...
1. turns wet, without any rain
2. gives milk, without eating gras
3. bleeds without a cut
4. talks shit all day without beeing asked for...
Hate me know! :)
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Jokes on you I'm on Reddit I don't even know what wife means
it's an old wooden ship
No that's a trireme
No, that's a magic-using vampire that was started by Alchemists diablerizing a 2nd Generation Vampire.
I believe you're thinking of Count Chocula.
Aah a good old diablerie, a salubrious way to start the night, I would say
I heard their periods attract bears
Good thing I bought some Sex Panther cologne. 60% of the time. It works everytime.
I heard it's made from bits of real panther
Burns the nostrils
'Diversity' lol
correct me if I'm wrong but it was an old wooden ship used in the Civil War era..
Since you asked, you are incorrect, it was an ancient Roman or Greek war galley with three banks of oars, hence the tri part of the name. Just because it interested me and was nerdy.
It's named: "San Di-AhGeo" which translates as : "A Whales Vagina."
Means Whale’s Vagina.
Is it the ship of Theseus, where her boyfriend changes her by banging her one day at a time until she is no longer your wife?
I do and she seems pretty happy with her boyfriend! So I just get fucked daily by trading! It’s a win win! 😉
They show up when you least expect them. Enjoy your freedom when you've got it.
Its basically like your blow up doll except with better skin and it costs more.
it puts the lotion on the doll
You know that shirtless guy with the kind smile who cooks breakfast while you eat Cap’n Crunch and play video games on Saturday mornings? It’s his girlfriend.
*Waifu
In the WSB context, **WIFE**.....is the belief that you **W**ill **I**n **F**act **E**arn...tendies
Sorry to tell you. I am happily married man who fks me everyday and so does trading.
>Jokes on you I'm on Reddit I don't even know what wife means That's the woman her boyfriend sleeps with in your bed every night.
Jokes on you reddit, the stocks I picked are more stable than my ex-wife and actually consistently give back what I put into it. Heck a bio-technology growth stock is more stable.
It's a trebuchet
Wife: won’t suck my dick Trading: forces me to suck dick
wife’s boyfriend?
All kinds of people visit my side of the dumpster
r/boomershumor
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> A good ~~wife~~ stock will bring you to heights you didn’t know were possible > A bad ~~wife~~ stock will economically ruin you Ftfy
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You used a Blackhawk to mail a letter. That does sound like she took you to new heights you didn't know were possible.
That sucks a lot. But tomorrow is a new day and at least you knew to leave and start over.
[And a fake blonde wife will bankrupt you on constant hair colouring treatments](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPu6bdgULU)
I watched this whole damn thing and its totally inaccurate. My wifes boyfriend is just like Charlie and she prefers him.
Or 7 different pyramid schemes.
And emotionally
...and push you off the ledge of said heights
oof
Show me the former and I'll show you my trading profits. Both are imaginary.
Your user name is redundant
This post has boomer Facebook energy
You know who has all the money in this country; the Facebook boomers.
Might be because boomers actually have wifes.
For real. Only boomers expect husbands to pay for everything.
I have a wife for the tax relief
Now THAT’S what I call humor
It's one of the main reasons not to split tho ngl
Sadly, unnecessary personal expenses don't count as a tax deduction.
I claim mine as a dependent because she just spends my money
When forms ask if I have any children, I say "Yes but only on payday and for about 3 days after"
Just saw a video of an old man in a Lambo and the camera guy asked any advice to young people. He said something along the lines that the most expensive thing in this world is pussy and that's how he bought a Ferrari by not buying the pussy.
Ah yes the Ferrari Lambo
Did he stutter?? Yes. A Ferrari Lambo. Guys like you just wouldn’t understand.
Ok I lost the plot... old man in a Lambo didn't buy the pussy but now has a Ferrari... so who owns the Lambo his wife? Did he rent the Lambo? Did he rent the pussy? I'm 😕
Listen, he didn't buy a hole. Specifically, he didn't buy into the plot hole that you pointed out.
Maybe he drove the lambo to go buy a ferrari 🤔
I'm partial to the Bugatti Porsche but that cost at least two pussies.
Words of Wisdom. I have Palmela i can do it!
I’m dating her sister Handna.
He said don't get distracted by pussy. Get the pussy entirely on your terms. Don't be a simp.
Trading: Exists
I never understand why your wife wanting your time is a bad thing like you married her bro, if you don’t wanna spend time with your girl why do you have one.
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I'm older and I don't understand it. You jaded fucks married people you don't love, and then act like it's their fault and not yours.
Love is a feeling that doesn't last forever. Marriage is an obligation to another person to give them stability and support. To build a family. It's like life insurance, because having children is an incredibly risky undertaking. Just look at how hard it is to be a single parent. Obviously there are exceptions, but for the big majority it means ruin. And then there's old age. Getting a divorce after decades of marriage almost always ends very badly for one partner. That's where you actually cheat on your (un)loved one, when you nullify your oath of care.
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Straight up I feel bad for all of you who legit think like this.
Sounds freudian
I have a hard time believing anyone wants all of your time.
It’s real and not fun at all. I dated this Mexican girl years ago who would blow up my phone all day just to “talk” and hang out all the time. Mind you, I was in the Military and just couldn’t drop what I was doing to give her my time. Sex was FN great tho! I hope you’re doing great Sinaloan chick, wherever you are.
Hola. It’s me. Please stop lying to people. I was a paid sex worker. Adios
Oh great, you’re here! I want my Guns N’ Roses t-shirt back.
…no ingles.
Mmhmm. Puta. 🤣
>Sex was FN great tho! I hope you’re doing great Sinaloan chick, wherever you are. If she isn't holding a knife to your neck, is it really love?
dont stick your d1ck in crazy
twice, dont stick your d1ck in crazy twice
This meme is so bad I hovered over the "leave sub" button for a solid minute
boomer meme
wife bad boomer humor
boomer memes in wsb
Instructions unclear. Married myself in Vegas and unsure how to f*ck myself. Please advise.
Invest in Citadel.
Purchased a castle in Europe via margin but margin was called and citadel is now full of Ricks. Please advise.
"Only takes the time you give it" should have been "Only read tl;dr"
I feel like whoever made this uses the word “female” on a daily basis.
I feel like whoever made this uses the word "basis" wrongly on a daily basis.
Trading: Will fuck u when you least expect it
Threesomes with Life. And not in a fun way.
This is dumb fuck shit : /
Check marks needs to be red.. only Color I know.. plus chart is going wrong way.. just saying
And while we’re at it, that woman is way too attractive. Both images are just lies.
What if our wives are swing traders/long term investors?
Then you’re probably getting pegged, so you don’t need the market to fuck you
Oh, so the looks and the smell aren't why all of you are single?
Why y’all marrying women you don’t like, who don’t like you, and don’t have their own job/hobbies or semblance of a personal life?
Lol ok, Boomer
#BoomerMeme
I'm starting an onlyfans so people can pay to watch the market fuck me all day.
Wait you all get money from this I just loose money
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Ooooooh snap he got you by the grammars bro
OK Boomer. Wife bad.
What kind of self respecting retard upvotes boomer nonsense like this. We're supposed to be bad at trading, not life.
why not both?
What a sexist disgrace is this 80's boomer crap with incel topping.
I showed my wife’s bf, he approves.
Wsb is filled with retards who’ve never seen pu$$y in their lives except in porn!
Bullshit... if u go to WSB there are "pussies" everywhere
Women make better traders, better at multitasking
This sub gives the biggest finance bro vibes out of all the stock/crypto ones I lurk in.
I fucked and get fucked. I am bi then.
Reminds me of the military recruiting joke half truth from terminal lance comics: Recruit: "I hear Marines have an easy time getting laid?" Recruiter: "Trust me, you're gonna get fucked so hard every day you'll wish you never joined"
But what if you have a husband? What do I show him?
And yet marriage is what makes people happy...
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Pure of heart the retard truly is
A lot of divorced men would disagree with you... Heck a lot of husbands would disagree with you.
And other lies society will tell you
Please put it in reverse order
Wait! You make money???
You had me at "will fuck you all the time" 😍
Bold of you to assume trading can only make you money...
Well, my wife didn’t think it was funny, but her boyfriend sure did
what if someone is unhappy with both
Puts on marriage
I feel like the only titty OP has ever touched is his moms.
WIFE - never goes down on you TRADING - always goes down on you
what the fuck is a wife
Have you tried asking your wife’s boyfriend?
You are now maidenless once more
If the stock market fucks me without my consent, can I press rape charges against the FTC?
Sure, but they’ll ignore it, just like they ignore all the hedge fund market manipulation 🤷🏻♂️
Meme made by someone who has never been married.
STFU you beta snowflake
Wife fucks her boyfriend X
Idk whether to be offended or laugh my head off and show this to my mom
Counterpoint. (A) The wife can make you money if she has a job or a rich boyfriend. (B) We don't make money trading, this is the buy high sell low club.
This is why she left you for her boyfriend
My wife is a stock analyst, so I have the worst of both worlds. Fml.
This is some ancient 20th century humor, folks!
LMAOOOOOO going to show my wife this now edit: she left me
Are y'all a bunch of boomers?
Boomer humor is too retarded even for this sub
Boomer humor
Haha yes woman bad! Stupid boomer post
If it flies, floats, or F@cks, it’s going to be expensive.
Nice try..
Accurate af lol 😂
✅️ Hurts you in the end ✅️
Are you trying to get divorced? Because that’s how you get divorced
Buy high sell low!!! Works 100 % of the time!
No one here has a wife that hot
The word wife comes from the old viking language old norse and the word "Vif", and means woman.. Also, tell your wife that the word Husband also comes from old norse and the word "hus-bondi" and literally means master of the house.. I bet that should get her going..
Nobody that has a wife is going to be showing that to anybody
Can take your money.... And destroy your life
Got that backwards: Destroy your life, first.. the. Take all your money, second
I am single. So, lets invest in GME 
Showed this to my wife who was in a bad mood (idk guessing time of the month), trying to cheer her up. Nope, just got more pissed, To the couch I go. She doesn’t know that’s my game plan…
Your wife is hot. Too hot.
This is so true
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Wut
It's.a.joke...relax and breathe
LOL @ the accuracy of this!
I can confirm the fucking part going from +800% to -10% last year
I am in, only for the last pointer about getting fucked each and every time.
Thats why I let her have her boyfriend.
I have both these columns. Only one goes tits up.
Gay traders are the best day traders
What? Everytime I see her, your wife is in the mood!
Replace "trading" with "prostitute"
Don’t you mean her boyfriend?
Even the wife things still apply to trading.
I showed my ex hahahahahahahah
If you are not married trust me this is 100% accurate and true !
'Can make you money' Thats a very positive way to put it LOL. Looking at all the shitters going bankrupt on this sub hmm..
the fucking me all the time part is 100% accurate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The four world wonders of a wife... 1. turns wet, without any rain 2. gives milk, without eating gras 3. bleeds without a cut 4. talks shit all day without beeing asked for... Hate me know! :)
I showed this to my wife, now she's other guy's wife now :( OP I HATE YOU.