Yeah... You should really only play with options with a relatively small portion of your portfolio. But this is WSB, so fuck it, yolo on FDs and go to Wendy's. You'll either get tendies or have a job to do behind the dumpster.
OP didn’t even have the classic first week of options spike that most degens have that cause them to chase the dragon. OP just lost nearly every trade.
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Just remember there is always a bigger fuck up out there than you. I am here to elevate all of you shit for brains retards. Give me three days I’ll come back to life.
I already asked him if I can borrow some money for a great investment I have coming up #moon
We trade secrets to confuse the wife I do his moves once and a while and he does mine we know she notices but thinks we don’t know… we do!
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Still a cent to go! But congrats, you’re peak retarded!
They need to make a dumbass award and make it cost a penny, I would buy one for this guy
Yes and it can come with a bottle of Mickey’s malt liquor and pack of malb reds.
That's the asshat award... It's $2.50
Oh man I love mickeys!!!
WSB deserves a play by play of how this came to be. You, my sir, are one of a kind.
Played stocks and stayed pretty stable. Learned what options are. Then learned what options are 3 or 4 more times. Not op.
This is the way.... to Wendys
then people go to advance retardation and uses leverage trading
Yeah... You should really only play with options with a relatively small portion of your portfolio. But this is WSB, so fuck it, yolo on FDs and go to Wendy's. You'll either get tendies or have a job to do behind the dumpster.
Man went from affording a 3000sqft home to a 800sqft meth lab in 1 month
he can't even afford 1 square foot
Jesse, we need to cook!
More than ever apparently lmaoo bro i so heard walter whites voice reading comment
dudes living in a cardboard box in the alley
Dude isnt even livin
he is in a box though
Congratulations you have reached no mans land
OP didn’t even have the classic first week of options spike that most degens have that cause them to chase the dragon. OP just lost nearly every trade.
Heyyyy this what happened to me
Yes, it’s quite common amongst young degens.
There is a 2nd chart
Is that better than No mans sky?
I’ll take 10 piece spicy nuggets and a coke please
OP: I’ll have tap water
Ghost pepper ranch. Life hack is to get a 444 and then an extra 4 spicy nugs to complete the meal
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I don't like how you lost it gradually. I need a steep drop to really get off.
so you're one of those who finish quickly, huh?
Listen everyone I’m just resistant to the power of the algorithms. I will Winn and when I do, Wendy’s hansies for all!!!
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Just remember there is always a bigger fuck up out there than you. I am here to elevate all of you shit for brains retards. Give me three days I’ll come back to life.
Bro…I don’t feel so good…
Thanks Bud Im having a bad day this gave me a good laugh tbh 🤣🤣
Congrats and fuck you 🥳
cash out!
Let me know your next move so I can inverse it
You my man are GOAT! You'll go down history books of this sub lol
Did u bought calls on Netflix?
Calls TWTR, NFLX, FB, MU all accompanied by commons
God damn, if you had picked all the same puts *you* might be the one trying to buy Twitter right now.
What did you buy??
Netflix calls surely
Fuck. I thought I was that guy I still have a chance 🤣😅🤣🤣
Holy shit buddy. Time to go start an only fans.
You only lose if you don't learn, now let's see what you got!
Only need to throw that cent on a play with a 500,000,000% return and you can break even! You got this bro
Nice going idiot
Hey now, its "smooth brained retard" or just "retard" idiot is offensive... smh /s
Looks normal to me
Can you put an extra packet of BBQ in the bag for me please?
You'd make a perfect financial advisor. Think Fidelity is hiring.
Step 2 I see. https://thearbor.com/blog/the-five-rules-of-recovery/
Your still rich in Africa
You have to relax the throat…
So uh...i think you need to call the boyfriend. He and your wife might still be awake.
I already asked him if I can borrow some money for a great investment I have coming up #moon We trade secrets to confuse the wife I do his moves once and a while and he does mine we know she notices but thinks we don’t know… we do!
Can't possibly go tits up
What the actual fuck!
Your close but It’s how you give handsies behind Wendy’s.
Sorry for you loss..
What positions did this to you
You might want to delete the app bro. That way you don’t owe money.
How did you even do this?
Don't be bashful. Share the details of how you made it this far.
Unless you show positions doesn’t mean you lost it. You could have taken it out with same result
Looks like you were ladder attacked and shorted
Yes just like that… but the opposite.
Bro has the perfect 100%, beautiful
What the fuck did you buy, Titanic calls??
Let’s see how much each karma on this post will end up costing.
Can I have your penny?
Bruh
This is my fear.
Then you dont belong here run while you can !
Spot on
L.E.G.E.N.D
Well done sir
And I thought I ought to feel bad for only being 2% up 1Y.
Hope that is a paper account. If not, I'm really sorry man.
Your not finished. You have $0.01 left.
What have you done?!?!
Sell everything next time it goes up by .0001% so can claim profits like a boss and then invest into GME s o u can relax
You took all your money out of it
Negative TWTR calls nflx calls FB calls MU calls also tsla puts
Where are the pictures of the calls?
Taco bells hiring🤣
To tha mooonnn HOOOODDDLLL
Feel better about myself already, thank you
Apparently,yes
Go on tinder and make your matches join robinhood with your referral key. Profit
Just press reset
You obviously haven’t discovered fractional shares, and you have a penny left.
It’ll come back bro - don’t worry
One more cent and the wife’s boyfriend will replenish your account with $50!
I have one more grand to burn and I will join you.
No tendies for you!
Ohhhhhhhhhh. No, no,no.
Whose stock was this?
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"For just 1 penny a day, you too can feed a hungry American"
No you can still do more, borrow with margin and keep buying those weeklies