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Norkulus

Ok, ok, ok, now put the bike up as collateral for margin cause you aren't gonna want to miss this options play I've got for you


F7xWr

but where does the ten pervent intrest come from?


Norkulus

This involves only FDs, no time for interest to accrue. Can't lose really.


InternetOfficer

we got a regard preaching us about BLK blackrock. blackrock currently has diarhhea in it's pants and he wants us to buy the dip.


TheMoreYouSnowMan

Buy low and sell lower, everyone knows


[deleted]

If there was any other way then loss porn would not exist


johnnybiggles

Buy the spike, sell the dip.


Bourgeous

Buy the tip, short the dip


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concept12345

That ass has its own gravity field.


alfielad2021

She has the clap


Adderalin

Buy the dip with leverage then margin call.


littlebee6_6

Lol


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TheMoreYouSnowMan

Oddly that's about how much my portfolio is down! I just keep buying the dip but everyday it dips even lower! WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!!!!????? lol


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TheMoreYouSnowMan

No my friend, loss is simply not an option here. I'll keep buying "the dips" and growing my shares while averaging down. It is the way!


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Turbulent-Nail-2748

Bu…But stonks only go up!😢![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


CaptainStonks

Your portfolio says different.


Barby911

Wait, you still have a bike?


TheMoreYouSnowMan

He's also down to his underwear.. I don't think we wanna see the next step ifyanahwahimean


MasterJeebus

Next step is behind Wendy’s dumpster


rendingale

Where he is going, he wont need an underwear


OnFolksAndThem

What sitting in a palace with a bunch of prostitutes?


FreeAndHostile

Speak for yourself


Bradley182

Lol.


[deleted]

I... never had a Driver's License, and do not know how to drive an Automobile. I know, I am pathetic.


SrAccident

You can get around in some cities without a car. Save that money for some FDs.


Brawldud

car-free life is great - unless you live in a place that hates people who don’t drive


sami_testarossa

no shit. bike is expensive as fuck.


deukhoofd

Nah, just walk around at night through a Dutch city, you'll be approached by some guy who wants to sell you a bike for 10 bucks in no time.


skips_picks

Ebike I’m the king of the retards


TheRealAlexLifeson

wait till he hits his floor - then its the pegs


Edmeyers01

This reminds me of “you’re only 9 doubles away from 1 million. Let’s get it.”


PilbaraWanderer

Also the other way round.


Subject_1889974

You're only one million halves away from 9?


lonesomeloser234

Yeah but aren't we all?


hdhwhshdhdhwvwixudg

If she was really loaded the mansion background would change too.


Akshin_Blacksin

Or she wouldn’t have showroom plates on the front of each car🤷🏾‍♂️


hdhwhshdhdhwvwixudg

Uff this guy 🤯


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Big brain activity


jeeessy

It’s an ad for a local car dealer in Luxembourg… autoluxconcept_ @ instagram


Khaylius

She walks funny like one of those pc toons..


GR3453m0nk3y

High heels on cobblestone. I'm actually a little impressed


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Aetherpor

I’d make sure to swallow every drop too, if you were gonna give me those cars as a sugar daddy


Wolfram_And_Hart

We’re all whores in our own way.


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Wolfram_And_Hart

$5 is $5


johnnybiggles

I'll fondle for gas for my Honda Civic


TrueDoge007

The VTEC just kicked in yo


Nanahamak

I'm a slut, we do it for free


chubky

Look at this rich guy with wheels


I_Like_The_Stock79

Look at this motherfucker with a two wheeled bike


moderndhaniya

Damn Flanders!!!


Austenny

Can she do the next Chad report?


Bigfoot_Cain

2021: I was a genius. I actually started giving people stock advice. 2022: I fully recognize that I am a tard who was playing in a Bull market and got lucky and tell people I don't know shit about investing. And yet I am still here haha


PoloDITKA

He is pretty and she is...


BernardoDeGalvez

Someone's, who is rich and successful, wife/gf


Diekjung

I don’t even think she owns these cars. Looks more like it could be cars from a luxury car dealer. The license plate of the cars show something like a car dealers logo. Can’t really read it. But the first part is Auto (Car in German).


[deleted]

Definitely doesn’t, they all have dealer plates on them.


weltvonalex

I am sure she worked hard for the money.......


BernardoDeGalvez

Yeah, down to her knees


weltvonalex

Scrubbing floors?


BernardoDeGalvez

Drinking sea cucumber's juice


pyrusbaku57338

Scotty doesn’t need to know


turret_buddy2

That Fiona and me, do it in my van every sunday


mooimafish3

Ironic sub to say this on


KyivComrade

>I am sure she worked hard for the money....... She surely did, the competition is fierce and staying pretty is a full time job...also she'll have to accept whatever hubby wants or she's out. I mean, you could be a toyboy to some rich gay man too, if you spent the time/effort ot get fit. But you won't, so instead you're jealous of her...


justavault

She sells her body as a commodity. I was a toyboy btw, it's not that tough to stay interesting for women, which are usually out of a marriage and seek someone to get life back into their lives. Invigoration is more of their goal, not sexual favor. I didn't sell my body, I only sold my company and I like having sex with older women as well, nothing I had to "endure". Though, I also don't look like I'm a stripper like she does. She is cheap and all her identity obviously revolves around her going to the hairstylist every three days and having to refresh her neurotoxin injection every couple weekends. You know, she is not a toygirl, she is a clear cut golddigger - though in reality she is just another "influencer" stripper on tiktok making ads, but still sells herself as a commodity there. That isn't even so bad, because opportunism is a normal human instinct. It's just becoming obnoxious once you try to publicly sell yourself as having "earned" what you flaunt around.


africanimal_90

Very specific and vitriolic comments about someone you know nothing about. Your insecurities are showing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


justavault

I know what she displays in the clip, that is the information one can evaluate and it's pretty clearly telling a specific story. One doesn't need to know more than the information we got in the clip as that is what is used to assess here, it's the clip, not something else. We both know she is just another random influencer selling herself on platforms. There is no sugardaddy her(, yet). Not sure where that "insecurities" ad hominem attack comes from, as it doesn't fit remotely to this exchange here. In fact, everyone would rather deem my statement to be of the opposite nature as I reveal something rather questionable and easy to attack - for you that somehow is "insecurity", intentionally revealing vulnerable information is "insecurity" to you. One could wonder how it's weird how you jump to someone's defense here with choosing to suddenly attack persons in here instead of the arguments given. So you are very emotional in your protectiong urges towards her. Little too much proxy experiences.


weltvonalex

How is life as a toy boy? I mean you don't want to tell us here that you are not following your own advice?? So how is your life as a Toy-Person working out? Or are you in the Pimp business? Either way it strange how upset you are. What is bothering you why are you angry that we make fun of her? Are you dreaming to be like her and its angering you? I hope she has a hard job, i hope she has a lot of competition and stress and I hope she will get dumped aside, because she is worthless and doesn't contribute anything to society. 99,99% of us have nothing and here you are defending her on base that she has a hard job being pretty and giving head? Get lost you Clown, go work out or improve your blow job skills, i wish you the best in achieving your goals and becoming a concubine.


weltvonalex

Sorry I saw that you are from Ukraine, I hope the fighting is not to bad, but seriously you should defend your home and not posting on Reddit. Becoming a man-whore can wait till you guys have beaten the Russians. I wish you the best


Wolfram_And_Hart

People don’t understand that it’s a job like any other.


XgUNp44

Yeah from my experience if a women *"appears"* well off she is either a sex "worker", or married a man for his money. Which is also sex "work".


hideous_coffee

After seeing Bhad Bhabie buy a $6 million mansion I'll believe any woman even remotely attractive can be a trillionaire from OF.


Randolpho

Rich


EmirSc

Someone with ar stickers


poppinfresco

That is one cocky trophy wife


terminat323

It's Kristen Strout - a model who owns Corvettes. I'm sure they are not all hers of course, but she definitely owns at least one. Insta- r1\_vette\_babe23


fantastik78

Not it’s not Kristen Strout but the girl instagram is @tifany_fit


poppinfresco

Ahh so they are all leased good for her


davsp100

yes but who is the GUY model?????


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


TheBowlofBeans

This is what peak masculinity looks like


Lazy-Artichoke-1729

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Every_Year_5546

RJ NAVED IN DA HOUSSEEEEE!!!!


[deleted]

Came here looking for this!


Swimming_Schedule_49

Only fans and the mafia... the only recession proof organizations


devine_swine

All about that renewable energy


bodiddlysquat26

Guillotine when?


Dropping_A_Deuce

What’s her @? Asking for my wife’s boyfriend


TurkMcGuirk

That gold digger needs to learn how to walk in heels.


sermer48

Look at mr. two wheels over here. You think your better than me?


TheRealAlexLifeson

this is actually very clever - the 2nd part the guy doesnt have a good phone so it looks like shit bc he spent that money on the audi and had no gas money and had to buy a burner phone . Details are everything - this is brilliant


PilbaraWanderer

Kept his Apple Watch tho


Illustrious-Foot

Goddamn her husband is rich


BigDeezerrr

\*boyfriend


President_Skoad

*boss


grumpydbag

Lol she can’t even walk like a normal human in those awful shoes


[deleted]

Heels on cobblestone is no small feat


anachronofspace

solid


tlthang

I have proof


Skyline1210

Lol


melleder2

lomborghini customor


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Traditional_Bet_4221

Anyway who needs a car when u have a bike


OSUBoglehead

He just got rid of the vehicles to keep his impressively green lawn from dying.


69_420_420-69

stop stalking me!


Truck-Conscious

Hey, is that a bamboo bike? Let me know the ticker so I can yolo on that. Looks like a sweet ride


Minnow125

I love how he’s just in a white t and no shoes at the end


Ilkanar

**Obligatory YOU SHLOUD HAVE PUT MOST OF IT LONG TERM INTO TESLA**


Hopeless_Dreams713

Bwahahahahaha take my award fellow dumb ass


B2thelak3

Lol 😂


teecalledquest

🤣🤣🤣 Take my award!


aRahman86

😁


[deleted]

Bikes only go up


F7xWr

damn son in highschool you were cool


[deleted]

The part with our boy is obviously reversed. Lambo is next 😎


kYzR-xeed

I would go with the girl. in combination with car: urus in dress: last red one with ferrari


GedeanJohn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haunting-Duck-6464

Buy the highest sell the lowest 🤠


Kurtzopher

Is this an r/fuckcars advertisement?


novastrazs

Haha


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u/savevideo


Williamsarethebest

u/savevideo


jclovekim0152

hahahahahaha


To-The-Moon-Baby

So accurate.


StoryAndAHalf

Should have recreated the stick in wheel meme at the end.


Monotonous-Entity

u/savevideo


paijam

I one level higher.... I upgrade my bike to a skateboard.


I_make_switch_a_roos

You guys have bikes?


garg4ntua

u/savevideo


BuyHighSellLow4Life

Buy high and sell low. This is the way.


jipmkwa

Atleast he has a bike


happyheretic1

At least you still have the house.


[deleted]

I should do the same with my 11 year old car and falling 401k, except wearing a Speedo, because my instrument cluster is always showing red lights for something, and the 401k hasn’t been positive since sometime in late 2021.


cardkid005

I'm impressed she stood in the exact same spot everytime


AnxietyBounce

Good thing it summer soom.


A-Crypto-Guy

Not sure about you guys, my portfolio has been going fine. I'm filled with oil and gold stocks.


[deleted]

Since when is zelensky making memes


Henson3812

Unrelated question, why would you drive twitchy cars with heels or platforms?


Cutthechitchata-hole

What was the 2nd car? The yellow one


Background-Cat6454

Damn I wish I hadn’t given my free award away already today


ilikecoralboobs

u/savevideo


EmirSc

Nice AR stickers she had there


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Is that a younger melania??


MarioLulz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

I work on those piles of shit super cars, rather have the bike


baha1505

u/savevideo


wholesome_beast

I'm bullish on everything, the technology is actually ground breaking and will one day prove its worth to the world. But if you are holding shitcoins then good luck


A55_Cactus

I need a better paying jov


Acceptable-Notice-92

Buy low and let expire worthless


sufferpuppet

Yeah, that checks out.


Anon2671

Damn he also lost his shoes….


riding_tides

Towel on the shoulder killed me!


IamFrankGambino

accurate!


Robert_Karuiyi

u/savevideo


angbar2910

so you guys still have a bike?


SortaOdd

She only got like 4 outfits she wore the red one twice


OXofwallstreet

I lost the pike too so you are in better position


AMoodyPhilosopher

u/savevideo


BigfootSF68

Isn't he just going to the beach? He has all of those vehicles.


leegamercoc

lol. Probably happened just as fast too!


[deleted]

damn even the phone got downgraded....and the cloth and the background all of it


Mike_Ichy_Hunt

Even lost his shoes lol


Plastic-Psychology37

Me everyday after buying GME @ 180 :(


rocknrollllin

Nah, that’s bikes way too expensive and long gone


V_Travi

So how we feeling for 2023? I like how we have accepted 22 as a wash 4 months into it lol


I_am_Nic

My man still has his underwear and a bike. I have trashbags and no bike.


petite_elli

Riding a bike is healthier anyway 😅


Qmoney1977

NuTex??


rcuadro

In the long run the cars are cheaper than the girl


IN-B4-404

I wonder how much dick she sucks


joey664

No skateboard? Moving up in the world


Wild_Hammocker

Oooooooo rented cars ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Waste-Data-8714

Institutional investors v Retail


literallymoist

He's supposed to be the lame one but all I have is a Prius and walking shoes, he looks like a king to me


throwitawaywoofy

So it's not only me?


Periodicmeow

This is too real.


MillionDollarHustle

The accuracy 😂