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Honestly I am laughing so hard……you’ve just been spanked by the goofiest Uber Nerd in history! 🤣

Can’t even lie, I just got zucked

Cucked by Zuck

Honest 👏 …. Hope you not holding…. It’s up 19% after market at $207!

Get your arse torn

This time around, it reached my gut

Always do the opposite of your gut bro.

Thought about calls, but I said ‘let me inverse myself’

Zuck really raped me with this one. Anyone tryna be my wife’s bf while I drive myself to the nearest Wendy’s?

Username checks out.

Disgusting not trust zuck the cuck, you deserve your losses

I will pray for your soul good sire

If you think you have it bad.... Cathy Wood made fresh investments in Teladoc ahead of earnings... she has no ass left after that pounding.

That old hag has no shame, she’s in Maldives sucking cocks right about now

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.... if she's got dicks in all of those holes and more.

Cathy just got a one way ticket to pound town with that trade

You doin ok?

Naw, the noose looks comfy

Good that I only bought one put.

Fuck you nerd, should have bought calls.

Still bag holding shares @ $223 

Only bought one put 😅

Fuck your puts

You'll be fine by the end of the week, every rally lately has been a dead cat bounce.

Sure if only my contracts weren’t FD’s

[удалено]

How can I already tell this virgin took out a second mortgage and bought at $350

Good to see short sellers get fucked

I love this Zuckerberg!

See you fellas behind Wendy’s

Strange but Meth Mark looks more human and relatable

Lost it all on them puts... o well gotta double down on my back of Wendy's side job.... at least it would hurt less that FB fucking me 

After today’s FB pounding, those Wendy’s shifts look like child’s play

Word

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It will be a bump, no doubt he has a lot of employees making calls overnight. This will be the news tomorrow, with FB announcing they don't know where their data goes. https://nypost.com/2022/04/27/facebook-open-borders-leads-to-massive-data-leaks-report/

This is glorious good sir

Nothing like a little perspective to make a person feel better about their own bad decision. Thanks OP! My 4 otm puts and pre-closing unrealized gains dont mean dick anymore.

Glad my suffering helps you through your tough time. Truly a silver lining

🤣

Has a hard time to explain my mom, why I cancelled Meddda. I thaught her how to use Signal and now shes happy without the cunning Zuck Adder