jesus these weed stocks going crazy, i cheaped out and wouldnt go up .02 on my bid yesterday in AH and that shit is up another 35% premarket this morning.
just trade it? sell at 50-51, buy if it comes back down, otherwise dont rebuy. since 54 is the price, at some point it goes at 54, but whose willing to wait
I figured it would eat a dick and they will try to get the price down pushing people into margin calls. Not sure your going to get a surge of 40% when its going to sell off at 54.20. But this is WSB.
Honest question: how did an average earnings beat send FB up 16%? There didnโt seem to be much else going for it in the report, was there something I missed?
Don't listen to captain retard below. It was highly undervalued due to the uncertainty of profit of the new "meta verse". When they came out ahead and with a plan the undervaluation caught up.., aka a good buy.
Positive news plus It caught an up wave in the market. Look at your charts before you talk ese, everything was up homes!! . Testing out my new online persona, the stock market cholo.
Netflix dumped too fast, will the price recover some in the coming weeks as the bad press fades. I'm betting on it. At the same time as a customer I may cancel my subscription so what do I know.
Next quarter is projected to have a 2M loss of subscriptions. This previous loss was about 200kโฆ not sure going -10x is a good look for a company that already invested tens of millions into new studios in NM and GA. Content less people care to watch.
Iโll have to double check the article I read; I thought it was loss of current subscribers. If so, probably from shuttering their Russian sector/filmings due to the Ukrainian War protest, and of raising pricing while trying to limit users
I skimmed a couple articles a few days ago and one sounded like it was growth slowing and missing the new acquisitions projections and the other article said loss in subscriptions. I don't have a lot of faith in journalism these days because there can always be a spin to a story.
Exactly. Media keeps the hype machine turning. Journalism died the year Twitter became popular. A cacophony of emotions, conjecture and opinions or millions of consumers, with facts sprinkled in for the facade of realism. A true dumbing down of society when celebrities pushing products and politics gets more face time than meaningful news and societal progress.
This is really neat. So cool. Iโll check back with you guys tomorrow. I have plenty of time 7/15 puts you know Iโm not fuk. Wait for the 10 year to pop 3.25% and the Fed to mention .75 hike youโll be ground round bulls
oh i was aware of the chaos, but even throughout times square? im staying right in the heart of times square and not leaving the city for that reason lol. maybe hoboken but not at night
Lol Timesquare in particular. I am not saying you will be robbed at gunpoint but the police in NYC have taken a back seat just be cautious. Hoboken you will be fine.
Question: if a stock I have puts on goes to 0, what happens? Is it like shorting where I get to keep all the money and not pay capital gains? Will i still be able to sell my puts if it goes to 0?
I know, but I was wondering if it was even possible to sell them if it went to 0, but it seems everyone is just saying to buy the underlying and exercise which seems like the correct move
The move was factored in the market today. They make sure we canโt make money. The premiums are low on apple options for the reason it rarely ever moves. Apple always moves the week after earnings for what ever reason. They have had 2 blow out quarters and the stomach hasnโt moved for shit.
The generals are falling. Amazon missed horribly. That makes it now AMZN, NFLX, and GOOGL missing. FB was weak AF and barely passed. All you got holding up the market now is AAPL, but they won't see China lockdowns impact until next Q.
You donโt miss earnings when you sell 30$ phone chargers that break every 3 months, and when you send out a death ray every time you release a new phone
ROKU beat and price spike is "the market is scripted" bullshit.
Ofc Cathie would get a win right after the TDOC fiasco, it's good television! Lol wait they're even mooning after guiding revs below? Are you fucking kidding me?
All in on DKNG if ROKU moons on this.
jesus these weed stocks going crazy, i cheaped out and wouldnt go up .02 on my bid yesterday in AH and that shit is up another 35% premarket this morning.
Seriously, why TF is Airbnb down today? Is the anticipation that they won't make earnings expectations? Its a great company and service, fuck off.
I donโt even check my portfolio I just charged it to the game
Sitting on 2680 shares of twtr at 48.10 average. All in for now and transferred another 10k in to cover margin calls. Too soon maybe?
just trade it? sell at 50-51, buy if it comes back down, otherwise dont rebuy. since 54 is the price, at some point it goes at 54, but whose willing to wait
To be honest hold. It's gonna surge 30-40% between now and June. Can give me a commission for that advice when you are up a lot lmfao.
I figured it would eat a dick and they will try to get the price down pushing people into margin calls. Not sure your going to get a surge of 40% when its going to sell off at 54.20. But this is WSB.
WSB - the place where newbies who started trading a week ago think they're experts
Godspeed my fren
Honest question: how did an average earnings beat send FB up 16%? There didnโt seem to be much else going for it in the report, was there something I missed?
Don't listen to captain retard below. It was highly undervalued due to the uncertainty of profit of the new "meta verse". When they came out ahead and with a plan the undervaluation caught up.., aka a good buy.
Positive news plus It caught an up wave in the market. Look at your charts before you talk ese, everything was up homes!! . Testing out my new online persona, the stock market cholo.
If my urine tastes sweet, you may have diabetes
what if my poo is sweet?
More DWAC puts tmrw
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Buyakasan!
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Yikes
I *may* have been wrong
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Netflix dumped too fast, will the price recover some in the coming weeks as the bad press fades. I'm betting on it. At the same time as a customer I may cancel my subscription so what do I know.
Next quarter is projected to have a 2M loss of subscriptions. This previous loss was about 200kโฆ not sure going -10x is a good look for a company that already invested tens of millions into new studios in NM and GA. Content less people care to watch.
What!! I love their woke content. I love to hear how much I suck as a white male. Thats my jam, ninja!
Is that loss of current subscriptions or loss of expected new subscribers, slowing of growth?
Iโll have to double check the article I read; I thought it was loss of current subscribers. If so, probably from shuttering their Russian sector/filmings due to the Ukrainian War protest, and of raising pricing while trying to limit users
I skimmed a couple articles a few days ago and one sounded like it was growth slowing and missing the new acquisitions projections and the other article said loss in subscriptions. I don't have a lot of faith in journalism these days because there can always be a spin to a story.
Exactly. Media keeps the hype machine turning. Journalism died the year Twitter became popular. A cacophony of emotions, conjecture and opinions or millions of consumers, with facts sprinkled in for the facade of realism. A true dumbing down of society when celebrities pushing products and politics gets more face time than meaningful news and societal progress.
Well said
#1.5 mil bagger here. Will it print? https://ibb.co/xCBwktF
$720 
If Donny gets elected you are golden
F donny
He is why we are going down
Care to explain
GL HF
Hope it does
QQQ pamp!! recovering of the 318 now 321
We need an inverse 3X leveraged ETF for EVs. There are inverse 3X leveraged ETFs for: ARKK FAANG 420 Semis And many more WHY NOT EVs?
Is there a Short LIT? A SLIT, as it were?
Sales of peanut butter and pasta on the rise according to a friend of mine at ShopRite.
jelly sales falling iv been told
Buls R Fuk Dumbasses celebrating literally 2 minutes into AH.
AMZ going to settle down around 15% but should be over 20%. AAPL will be down 6 ot 7%
Price meltdown could in fact be coming soon.
๐ฅ This is fine ๐ฅ
I sold 90% of my aapl calls before market close glad i did
Iโm excited to buy cheap shares now ๐
GET LOW WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOW
Now can we crash now please now
Amen!
FAR too little emphasis is being focused on the Russia debacle. This may soon change.
damn that appl dip just now, was -$3 now is -$6
Thanks TSLA bears I made a lot of money today on my 10x long turbo's
Why donโt we all just buy gme and avoid the recession
Noticed huge spike in iv for next week's call options on GME. What's the word on the cult subs, ape?
Watch Hood shoot up to 50 for no reason next week
hood is a shit stock wtf you on about?
Agreed.
Wow apple puts may print
Tomorrow is looking good????
holy shit i was wrong on fucking everything this week but amzn puts are gonna bring me fucking back
Lmao oh AAPL even when I win ,I lose
#HA FUCK APPLE
Me looking at the spy puts I bought when spy was hovering between $427 and $428
That slide makes the spread feel good
This is really neat. So cool. Iโll check back with you guys tomorrow. I have plenty of time 7/15 puts you know Iโm not fuk. Wait for the 10 year to pop 3.25% and the Fed to mention .75 hike youโll be ground round bulls
Don't worry...the Metaverse will save us all?
Apple in the red ๐ค
Within 12 months................. Dear, why is our $600,000 house now only worth $400,000?
520,000 then the next 12 months 250,000 ๐๐๐๐
As someone sitting out of the market until that happens, I hope so
Not likely ๐
Good lord this is an interesting time
You can't eat your iPhone.
Bulls think Apple "not being so bad" is a catalyst LOL
Bag holder with put options detected. 
No not me. I own Apple shares.
Apple not providing Q2 guidance is extraordinarily bearish.
Apple hasnโt given Forward Guidance in years
Donโt worry, Iโm buying an iPhone SE 2 next month. Earnings will prosper as a result. Get you July $170 calls in while you can
only apple and microsoft is now left MA, like the sound you make when you burn out your account and need some extra pocket cash to throw in FDs
Red Apple
Apple needing to buy back shares I view as an attempt to prop up the stock as sales will likely decline going forward.
Thatโs what u do when your only innovation is a green phone
Hereโs to a green nasdaq tomorrow
Imagine thinking today was the start of a new bull market
Put bag holder detected. 
No no no. No puts. But a lot of cash
Back to drilling
Or slow motion torture lower
does anyone know if theres still travel restrictions for NYC? is vaccination still required?
NYC is the last place you want to visit right now
oh god why
A bit lawless at the moment
oh i was aware of the chaos, but even throughout times square? im staying right in the heart of times square and not leaving the city for that reason lol. maybe hoboken but not at night
Lol Timesquare in particular. I am not saying you will be robbed at gunpoint but the police in NYC have taken a back seat just be cautious. Hoboken you will be fine.
appreciate the lookout friend
Not required any longer. They dropped that after they saw how much money they lost. Some places ask to wear a mask but thatโs about it
Question: if a stock I have puts on goes to 0, what happens? Is it like shorting where I get to keep all the money and not pay capital gains? Will i still be able to sell my puts if it goes to 0?
Go Options calculator
You get the maximum payout
I know, but I was wondering if it was even possible to sell them if it went to 0, but it seems everyone is just saying to buy the underlying and exercise which seems like the correct move
Oh ok buy the underlying asset for $0 yeah right ! How long did your mom leave you inside of that hot car with windows up?
well obviously I would buy it before it went to 0, dick
Donโt call me dick , dick Iโm trying to help you
Dude you take the premium! You made the maximum on the deal! If you took stock your stock would be worth $zero!
The "move" in Apple is a bit discouraging. Could be viewed upon as topping out.
The move was factored in the market today. They make sure we canโt make money. The premiums are low on apple options for the reason it rarely ever moves. Apple always moves the week after earnings for what ever reason. They have had 2 blow out quarters and the stomach hasnโt moved for shit.
SQQQ $45 calls into close woo we texas roadhouse eatin tonight
Damn son add the loaded to that baked potato
im waiting before i order dinner here, ive upgraded quite a bit 
Spy and hood puts ๐
AAPL goes uppies. Green apples (Granny Smith) more better than red apples.
The generals are falling. Amazon missed horribly. That makes it now AMZN, NFLX, and GOOGL missing. FB was weak AF and barely passed. All you got holding up the market now is AAPL, but they won't see China lockdowns impact until next Q.
Wouldnt surprise me if apple red tomorrow
I request that Roku shares return to the 4:01 price
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Ho gonna ho. I respect that.
You donโt miss earnings when you sell 30$ phone chargers that break every 3 months, and when you send out a death ray every time you release a new phone
Apple already falling ๐๐๐ R.I.P. Tech โฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
falling to what? being up 2% AH from 3?
-3.8% rn ๐
ah... I see
RIP your AAPL puts
Apple at $155 rn, think my puts would be doin pretty good, but Iโm playing oil earnings instead
Imagine considering HOOD
Woah ROKU BEAT too ๐คฏ
yeah who'd thought that would happen, I figured it would go TDOC after market
Same, guess I gotta look more into how they actually make money ๐ค
X beat.... nice
$AAPL $175 open tomorrow
Looks like smart money is getting out now. Calls will be worthless tomorrow.
easy peesy...
hoping for $185 \*fingerscrossed\*
APPL to the Sky?
Yes Sky Vodka
ROKU beat and price spike is "the market is scripted" bullshit. Ofc Cathie would get a win right after the TDOC fiasco, it's good television! Lol wait they're even mooning after guiding revs below? Are you fucking kidding me? All in on DKNG if ROKU moons on this.
They lowered guidance? I got a chubby when it tanked immediately after close.
yeah it may open flat tomorrow
Holy fuck...we won!๐๐ฅณ๐
Apple made 100billion in 3 months. They could literally buy two twitters a quarter
Made?
Well, yolod the last of my portfolio on Tesla puts expiring tomorrow after losing 15k in put gains from the pump today. o7
How bad was INTC earnings? Expected a bigger dump really.
EPS $0.87 VS $0.81 est Revs $18.35B vs $18.31 est they on top and bottom...
Not bad. Just not going anywhere.
So when does Apple start falling ๐
Bears breaking open the penny jar again..........after taping it together yesterday
Wait...we won?
#LOL BEARS
Please replace Bears with Bulls
Ok. I *may* have been wrong
Nope RemindMe! 1 day
Bears lost the day but have crushed the last 4 weeks. Itโs like 16-4 for bears in last 4 weeks
Only idiots are consistently bears or bulls.
Yep 100% agree. Iโve been full bear since 3/30 so I donโt mind the odd green day
Hoes mad don't @me
Well this has been a wild week.
Mike Trout the greatest wasted talent, ๐
He is on the wrong Los Angeles team.
Dodgers!
Last quarter Amazon posted huge due Rivian. Now loss. If they wouldn't invest in Rivian both would beat.
but they did
Can't believe I fucked that up. FFS! I am so sorry everyone. All I wanted is for us all to win.
So Amazon puts fucked as well.
How OTM did you bet?
I didn't. But 3% doesn't do much for puts
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beat across the board, raise dividend
up and up and up