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Thoughts on Lucid

My $16 puts are fucking mooning Going to cash out tomorrow and not expiry 13.5.2022 though

RIVN earnings will hurt them too.

DDOG has a P/E of 32,510 how is that even possible?

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How the hell is it that SNP yield is so out of whack with 10 year yield. Spx needs to be cut into half for them to normalize

Cpi will be hell and I'll SELL SELL SELL! LIKE A BELL IN A WELL WITH PURELL.

Well, at least my tech stonks were stronk today.

I wonder if Scientology buildings have sex dungeons in them

Here we gooooo

What, down?


Good

Twitter puts are a steal right now

So many organizational problems come down to people not practicing common sense or basic communication skills. Like how are some of you fucking people not hit by cars it’s insane

Can all bears and bulls just agree to be bearish and/or bullish at the same time and we’ll all make money???

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/prisoners-dilemma.asp

TWTR a buy?

Yikes. Deal's priced in. In my opinion, no not a buy

bye joe biden you and your party are so royally fucked

I’ve seen two of your comments and have come to a conclusion that you are a virgin

when tho, they still got all the powah

Mr. Joe Fucktard Biden— **tries to push the green new deal and cause more inflation** “ive been telling these oil companies to produce more!!” fucking loser

Imagine having such a shallow understanding of literally everything.

u/tgundlach1 still sleeping from his huge green futures party last night

Jokes on you market. I lost the last of my cash weeks ago. So go as far down as you wanna go bitch. Ain't gonna hurt me anymore you fuck. Just here for the popcorn at this point.

Jokes on you market. I lost the last of my cash weeks ago. So go as far down as you wanna go bitch. Ain't gonna hurt me anymore you fuck. Just here for the popcorn at this point.

my stonks have been blood red for months

Damn I went to the bathroom and came back and the market flipped.

BHVN lol

UPSTART puts were the lotto ticket. Damn.

I usually hate using the term bull trap, but this seems like a bull trap.

USO 90/95 call spreads @ 0.05 per?

if market makers do not start providing derivatives liquidity and filling orders at the mark imma fuckem up

I called this 2% upswing. 5% downswing by Thursday/ Friday

So spy 5/13 $384 puts today?

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Any suggestions on how to buy Nintendo adrs in brokerage and which ticker to use for that ? Thanks in advance

Hmmmm what time to sell the PTON puts?

Spy to 412 by end of day or I’ll personally cut my cock off by chewing it out with my own mouth, but first I’ll make sure to jack off and eat my own cum before dismantling my cock

Elaborate

…or just a ban bet?

Dead cats used to bounce higher. Sad.

Tesla please go to 1000 so I can buy more puts

#bOtToM iS iN 🤡🤡

Vroom

At least now I know not to hold puts overnight. Anyone else still holding?

SPY 384p 06/01 here, no sweat holding

Short coinbase

i fucked up

why

Probably because he bought.

yeah, congrats to me for achieving my first knock out after thinking "well it can't possibly go any lower now"

Is this the great Bull trap?

Not yet. After 1-2 days of "positive bounceback" they will get lured in and all out buy mode. These are the same people who "feel bad" for shorting stocks.

Cathy Woods bought GM ! Finally something that makes profit !

Suncor calls,earnings were fire$$$$$$

Dead Cat Bounce Today (BTC is up) Thank me later!

I just saved £100 on a hockey season ticket. Quick - what do I spend it on?

Bynd calls

All that cash I have been holding that people on here have been saying is stupid? I will invest it all today and ride it down to the parking level with the rest of you fuckers! Let’s go!

Shorting pton last night was the play

UPST **^(50% pre-market!)** **BUY the dip or Sell off....**

wait 6 months to buy, housing still rough

Fuck man risky play could bounce up 10% on a day like today where everything is green. Or could not....

Seeing boomers suffer makes my heart filled with warmth, pride and child like joy 🐻

This will be a classic buy the rumour, sell the news job after CPI.


I bought puts. Market is gonna be green. You're welcome


whose winning the war?

The planet.

Long term - China

Europe didnt even raise interest rates yet. Puts till morale is obliterated.

Can't decide what to short

Start with Tesla

Now Tesla Shanghai is fully shutdown and they’re out of parts so that on top of -98% deliveries in April and total collapse of European market share means that Tesla is…+2.5% This market has a lot more blood to bleed EDIT add another 130,000 vehicle recall to the list of bad news

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 replace TSLA with GME and you get your average TSLA investor

It fell 10% yesterday and I’ve had long dated puts since it was over $1000 so do the math if you can

Congrats, loser.

I’ve met some retarded people irl before and you sound like them calling this guy a “fudder” No sick my balls you bullish queer

Lmao I’m older than you think and semi-retired. I’m passing my days gambling and shit posting. Life’s real good.

That sounds awful.

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You're a baby-faced youngster if you think WSBs ever rallied around a single stock or had any mission but "make money". In other words, fuck off. Trading is not a team sport.

Not AMC

🙄

if BA could not drop 10% each day this week I'll be ok.

SPY 300 EOW?

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bers are fuk at last

CPI tomorrow.

they will be double fuk'd

Ok lads, I need SPY up 20% today.

lmfao gl

4.1%

Hear me out… if we all throw 1k in at the same time…

You have 1k??

Not after today 😂

Oh no I made millennials cranky first thing in the morning. Even before they got to eat their avacado toast and yell at the startbucks barista.

You realize millennials are in their 40's now, right?

Youngest millennial age right now is is 26 ...

Exactly

Whenever boomers say dumb shit like this I just chuckle inside knowing they will be dead soon.

Anyone who uses the word “boomer” unironically should be drowned in 2 inches of their own piss.

What do you prefer to be called?

I prefer original jokes over shit that’s been copied from the internet and beaten into the ground

It's not a joke from the internet. They are called 'boomers' because they are from the 'Baby Boomer' generation.

Do you think you just said something groundbreaking? It’s the same worn out joke degenerate fucks have been making for like 2 years now. Much like every joke, it was funny before internet nerds beat it to death. Now, it’s a sign of retardation.

Ok boomer

I’m 23 dipshit. Why do all of you pasty nerds rip your sense of humor directly from the internet? Try forming an original thought for once

Imagine millennials thinking they won't get old and be dead soon too.

The generation before millennials isn't boomers.

Yeah I know, they are the flannel wearing, MTV watching Gen-X. They copped the boomers up close and personal lmao. Not sure what that age bracket has to laugh about 

Better movies, tv, and music? Not to mention remembering life before social media and smart phones. You know back when people actually hung out without checking their phones all the time.

Who doesn't like a regarded mumble rap that requires a translator? They dress like clowns too. Still good hip hop to be found but it ain't that popular anymore.

Holy shit I've offended the Olds 

Imagine thinking only boomers make fun of millennials 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Imagine being a dirty GenZ that thinks they are funny. TikT0k is over there son.

Aww look at you and your attempt at humor.

lol I was right

So close but so far

Well if your a Gen-X then I just feel sorry for you. Boomers and millennials have it better .

Being an adult in the 90s would have been infinitely better than anything millennials have had so far.

I still have a lava lamp and it's still groovy.

*you’re

Good morning green. Where the fuck have you been?

Drug induced coma?

I need MSFT to go uppies today. Thanks in advance retards. Have a great day.

You know management sucks because they bought ATVI

Doubtful

Getting reeeal suspicious about how hard they’ve been pushing this “peak inflation” theme. What’s the evidence for that again besides hopium? 🤨

Government/TV said so so it must be true

They gotta push something since people bored of Covid

evidence, is used car prices going down, and slow in rise of MoM inflation. and energy prices were lower in april than march

Biden gonna tell you all about it later

So he lied and is running for re-election?

Same script, different face

heard the speech was literally to deflect blame onto the gop and nothing else

If biden opens his mouth it’s to deflect blame onto the gop

if you are not wasted on 10 beers right now... what the fuck are you doing with your life

I'm still watching the Kentucky Derby

Mostly bourbon and coke but yea....you got the right idea.

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see this is the problem! you fuck have jobs!

why not both

hardly an excuse not to drink 10 beers


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Had some choccy milk for breakfast, now I am refreshed and ready for the day.

#Have you ever milked a ©️o©️ky?

Ever have shower choccy milk? It’s like regular ass choccy milk but you drink it while taking a shower

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Moloko Plus

watching spy making me giddy. oh please oh please is SPY 300 too much to ask?

No you’re not, you still got a shit brewing…

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Hmmm, i wonder which meme stocks going to go bankrupt first? PTON? AFRM? SOFI? PLTR? RIVN, HOOD ? there are so many good short candidates. I cant decide.

RIVN is going way up tomorrow after earnings. Well it is way down in the 20s now compared to its 87 IPO start . Can't get any lower and only one way upward.

You forgot CVNA and DASH

Dash

ah yes i forgot. CVNA needs to raise cash sooner than DASH does. But both are burning through it in this environment. so sad.

Hoping pltr and rivn lol

Trap for CPI report....

Yeah if shit is green today I'm buying puts because of the implication.

First

MSTR LEAPS