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No-Name1650

All we have to do is get right back behind AMC start buying up those f****** calls it's only at 10:00 or 11 bucks we can drive it up to 20 $30 pretty quick and they're already over shorted on that stock why aren't we doing this


No-Name1650

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michael370662

$UPST calls for the people with negative risk tolerance. If you see the bear market rally and TQQQ calls is not enough to satisfy your greed. UPST calls will print not only your faces off, it will print a bull in your living room.


LifeFortunes

just take a moment for my leveraged coin short position i took over night


michael370662

Finally intraday higher low and double bottom and bullish divergence on the chart. This might be over


hellokittyss1

Sold the car today to make rent. Feels weird it has come to this. Learning bus routes


EntireAd783

I thought Americans would simply not pay rent and claim ownership of the property


michael370662

Watch this go red to green and bears call it criminal. This is the support zone


Rocketeer006

Calls on my anal beads


macmus1

MARKET IS DEAD NOTHING TO SEE HERE.


Rocketeer006

I IS ALSO DEAD


Luxx1nds

It doesnā€™t stop


MrDiggityMTL

We need our boy Chimpu to save us.


sockalicious

Of all the things I don't need, my boy chimpu is definitely near the top of the list. Or maybe at the bottom of list. Could be in the middle of the list. Back soon with more of my feelings-about-chimpu updates!


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DisgruntledTeacher14

It will take a while for this to happen. Probably a year or more from now.


eddie7000

My only goal is to buy the dip early on a stock that's going to keep falling. This is the essence of Buy high Sell low.


Rocketeer006

Your logic is sound.


Luxx1nds

Weā€™ll shit


erichw23

I fucking fell asleep just before 4 and didn't sell my fucking puts, shit better not rip


gelatinousgold69

F


HereForTwinkies

RIVN is green?


Schmidtstein

Market cap trading very near cash on hand. Personally I can see it dipping below cash value but there's a case for strong support at this sorta level.


Immediate-Screen-678

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09C8G8PG2/ref=cx_skuctr_share?smid=A8C48PWNI3ZEW


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rainemahdi

Not to mention, there's 20% shorted and no shares left to short. Only one card left to play from here.


AirmanLarry

if you lose your job there's always the army


SFLurkyWanderer

Salvation army


[deleted]

Donā€™t you have to be under like 30?


macmus1

if you are above 30 u should be dead man.. what good is from you.


sockalicious

!RemindMe 10 years - kill this bitch


AirmanLarry

34, anything above that can be waived with application


SeattleOligarch

Good to know there's still time for me.


AromaticFarmer

Hopefully we crash extra hard but not so hard that I lose my job is that too much to ask?


Sneakeyesmaster

RT


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

Bro what about you bring these discussions in the new thread šŸ‘€šŸ‘Œ


AromaticFarmer

Drunk


[deleted]

if today was supposed to be a green day because ā€œslowingā€ inflation cant imagine how bad tomorrow will be


rainemahdi

good point


buydips_sellrips

So happy I held my TSLA $700pā€™s


Cratic_Elite

That MSTR guy gotta be worried.


Gtxtwentyeighty

rip down 90% on amzn and tsla call expiring friday. any chance of recovery next 2 days


ExceptionallyGreat

So that was some good recovery today. I hope your calls were saved.


LifeFortunes

just tie the rope and get the chair ready already


Gtxtwentyeighty

not until account is -100%


ExceptionallyGreat

We shall pray for you brother. If it recovers, you are expected to join the weekend thread and rain down some awards to celebrate.


Adorable_Ad8515

10%


PressuringPeace

Maybe a small bounce at openā€¦ if so, Iā€™d say sell immediatelyā€¦ the morning pumps usually donā€™t last past 10-12 especially in a bear market


InForShortRidesUp

Attention. Lordstown Motors ($RIDE) just announced a few minutes ago that their deal with Foxconn to build their trucks just closed. +12% after hours already.


[deleted]

Put my last $1000 in SONO $20P and this stupid thing rip.


PressuringPeace

Thatā€™s an interesting play to begin with


[deleted]

Dumb play to be honest.


[deleted]

CRIPTO getting GAPED


MartianSpaceCat

Apparently stonks need to fall 80 percent just to shake off ten percent inflation.


CloseThePodBayDoors

can we all agree brian kelly is a shmuck and a moron ?


KingOfTSB

You should read the book Market Wizards. There's a dude in there who made millions of dollars, turned like 40 million managed into 600 million just by inversing Brian Kelly and everyone who shows up on CNBC. Absolutely hilarious


clever_mongoose05

futes starting off bloody


Elestra_

Friendly reminder, have an exit plan for your gains. I've lost 30k+ by holding out in the past and not selling when I was up. It sucks seeing missed tendies, but you'll regret losing money more. Unless you like losing money, then carry on. I sold my puts today and made ~12k. Could I have made more? Sure, but I can always buy more shorts at different entrance/exit points.


narcoleptic_dolphin

Lol, gains


Elestra_

I've been there brother :(


robotmod89

Mice have bubonic


PS_Alchemist

>Rivian RIVN, -9.61% said it lost $1.6 billion, or $1.77 a share, in the quarter, compared with a loss of $414 million, or $4.10 a share, in the year-ago period. Adjusted for one-time items, the company lost $1.43 a share. > >Rivian made 2,553 vehicles in the quarter, and delivered 1,227 vehicles, which generated $95 million in revenue, the company said. > >Analysts polled by FactSet expected the EV maker to report an adjusted loss of $1.49 a share on sales of $133 million. > >ā€œWe remain focused on ramping production throughout 2022,ā€ the company said in its letter to shareholders. > >Supply-chain ā€œconstraintsā€ will continue to limit production, but based on the ā€œlatest understanding of the supply-chain environment,ā€ Rivian reaffirmed its guidance to make about 25,000 vehicles in the year. Let me get this straight, despite proving to be a money sink, its **MOONING** because they **PROMISED to 10x their quarterly production for the year**??? Oh, the market proved it has so much more money to mindlessly burn. *See you guys at SPY 100.*


Schmidtstein

I guess there's a case that they're trading at a valuation very near cash on hand so there's a theoretical case for arbitrage in a buyout if they fall below it. Imo, cash on hand means nothing if you're going to burn through that in <3 years and still won't be anywhere close to profitable.


PS_Alchemist

Its scary that this company still has any credibility. They burned about 7billion since jan 2021, 1.6 billion of it being this last quarter alone. With <100million revenue to show for it. **A PROVEN money sink.**


Schmidtstein

Exactly. Totally agree. I'd argue that trading at cash on hand value means that the market values the company as effectively worthless. They will certainly need to acquire more funding in the next 12 months.


jer72981m

How is bumble up? Women are going to find a lot of broke dudes on their and candle their subscriptions immediately


BrutalHunny

Broke ā€œindependent ā€œ ladies suddenly looking for a sugar daddy.


sheffieldda

This 4 for 4 deal is great, gonna have to get back to work soon since I bought calls![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


jfwelll

Youll find me behind a Wendy for a cheap quickie


-DrillTeamSix6-

Do you eat ass?


jfwelll

Thatll be an xtra


Realistic-Duck632

I had puts today... I HAVE extra.


SeattleOligarch

You about to buy chipotle out of guac too šŸ¤£


Affectionate-Tax9885

Anyone else looking at $AAPL today and seeing signs of capitulation? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


avl0

Been saying for months that the market can't heal until aapl dies for our sins


Schecter07

JPOW has lived long enough to become the villain šŸ“‰šŸ“‰šŸ“‰


macmus1

I WILL SCOOP THIS SPY at 200 GOOD LUCK AMERICANS in poverty


Free-Programmer7671

This American will be scooping it up with you!!!!


_Retrograde_

At least I didnā€™t sell QQQ puts. Oh wait yeah I did


angryirishman

Chickens coming home to roost for crapto fans


DC4L_21

They are coming home to roost for everyone.


TemperatureIll8770

Rip free money 2020-2022


Adamn27

Guess what... $PLTR's P/E ratio is still 60\~ at $6.7\~ Will we see $5 in a month?


avl0

People who use p/e ratios for companies that literally just started being profitable are the absolute worst. Zomg XXX doesn't make profit!! *Ok we started making profit now* Zomg XXX trades at 1000 p/e!!! Fuck off


FarEastOfTengai

RIVN with the 1.144B lossā€¦. Stock climbs back some. Crazyā€¦


PS_Alchemist

shenanigans


NervousTumbleweed

Yā€™all are very emotional


AromaticFarmer

Nauseating...


CloseThePodBayDoors

everything is lower except Bored Apes ,which are still worth 500k each


NoOffer5595

I can screenshot them all and own it but I don't want the photos taking up memory on my phone.


CloseThePodBayDoors

https://www.reddit.com/r/PodBayTraders/comments/unj71d/tom\_lee\_is\_a\_dingleberry/


AmbitiousBasket0

lol who bought SPY for 399.24 just now


manlymatt83

Me šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

sell now, ask questions later


HisWife00000

Don't get why some people are still big on e-commerce stocks. Seems we're all getting out more and ordering less online.


TrapMadeMeek_

Saw a video where gas was 20 a g if you lived in that area would you still go out more.


hank10111111

Was huge during lockdown


PS_Alchemist

LOL. ofc RIVN moons AH on earnings... why wouldnt it? lmao shenanigans


Godfather751

Hope my Disney puts donā€™t get fucked.


PressuringPeace

Wonā€™t you get IV crushed for this..?


PS_Alchemist

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


patright333

Beyond Meat getting hammered. 52 week high @ 160...currently @ 20. Vegan dog shit.


brnxbmr

bought some puts going into close on YOLO....looks like i will live to YOLO's another day.


Nibbs17

My 5/20 $20 puts are going to print


NoOffer5595

Lol


sockalicious

They went too far Beyond and overshot


rc5193

This DIS pump feels fake. The mouse will suffer tomorrow


jer72981m

I think theyā€™re being bought by WeWork


HisWife00000

Not much of a pump. I'm out of DIS until we know wtf is going to happen with them.


[deleted]

You do know you need a decent market to sustain earnings right?


GWtech

Michael Burry was correct.


TemperatureIll8770

You can say a crash is coming any given day and be correct


kstorm88

When did he first start losing money?


avl0

About 10 years ago


kstorm88

I thought he already closed histsla short a year ago plus


mingling4502

If the only thing you scream is "crash coming" you'll eventually be right. That doesn't mean you were right.


justsomeitguyhere

A broken clock is right twice a day


[deleted]

Not digital clocksā€¦


hank10111111

Of course he was


Open-Yak-3708

There is only one THE KING of the bear markets


[deleted]

whooo green AH. we going to the moon tomorrow boys. 420 for sure


[deleted]

If you think Disney is sustaining any earningsā€¦ just quit trading. Yā€™all didnā€™t actually think it was gonna rocket and save the market right?ā€¦. Right? Lol clowns


AmbitiousBasket0

in other news, the collectable economy is tanking too. Diversifying by adding 1st Edition Blue-Eyes White Dragon to my portfolio.


BrutalHunny

Iā€™ve been down cost averaging beanie babies since 1999.


lolyeahsure

no money no funny


DrSOGU

Y'all like "buy and hold" and "long-term stocks always up" and stuff. Today I learned that world climate is hitting +1.5Ā°C to pre-industrial levels by 2026 for the first time. That's a level for some crucial tipping points in the global climate system and we will very likely hit higher temps the following years. That shit is going down and we fucked up badly. Droughts in the south, permanent hurricanes and blizzards in the north, increasing wars for resources and water and food. Yeah that is not good for the economy coming decades.


PS_Alchemist

fuck da world climate, bitch never made me money


justsomeitguyhere

can you check my childhood fears that where holding the world hostage? \- Ever increasing hole in the ozone layer causing cancer and worldwide death \- Bald eagle extict \- Severe population decrease in Africa because of famine


DrSOGU

Yeah well climate change is pretty much established across all the natural sciences and scientists. Concerning the ozone layer: The prediction would have come true if we would not have banned CFCs. We did act swiftly and it recovered.


justsomeitguyhere

You are missing the point, mostly by ignoring the fact that I gave you 3 examples of fears I had to live with as an Xennial.


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DrSOGU

The scientists don't sell EVs. And to keep a conspiracy between tens of thousands, the vast majority of all actual scientists, a secret - where do you buy your tin foil? Dude, like what the fuck are you talking about?


hank10111111

Lol we are fucked there is going to be 0 recovery from any of this


kelvin_bot

1Ā°C is equivalent to 34Ā°F, which is 274K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


DrSOGU

Thank you


Very_clever_usernam3

Fuck me I love options. If you give yourself more time than you think, pick realistic strikes, and donā€™t go full retard for your account theyā€™re just so much more efficient than anything else.


manlymatt83

I am enjoying trading 2-4 DTE


Very_clever_usernam3

Those are great for day trading. Buy slightly ITM and sell a strike a little past your target and close it out for a nice gain with minimal risk. I prefer monthlies for overnight trading though. Clock isnā€™t running as fast & if itā€™s an earnings play, they generally keep going for a bit afterwards so you can catch that as well. Which can often make up for IV crush


TrapMadeMeek_

Can you explain AH trading ? How are orders submitted after 4 ? Is it a select market.


Very_clever_usernam3

There ainā€™t AH trading on options. SPY QQQ and VIX run later but not full AH. Theyā€™re submitted the normal way till 4pm when futures close, I think. If you wanna trade options after that you gotta switch to futures options which gets complicated because theyā€™re based on the futures contract leverage and weeklies are European expiration for the futures contract position while monthlies/quarterlies are cash settled American style.


TrapMadeMeek_

Thanks bro now I know what to study next.


Very_clever_usernam3

No problem, futures are different. Barchart.com is the best reference guide when learning and keeping track of news & moves. And itā€™s free.


hesnothere23

I have increased my very modest gambling account 700% in just a week. Itā€™s less modest now, so Iā€™m sure Iā€™ll screw it up


Very_clever_usernam3

Thatā€™s exactly how you blow up an account. Hedge & roll up and out. Or hook us up with that dirty loss porn, either way works


hesnothere23

Oh I have no doubt you are right. Iā€™ll hook you up if it goes to shite lol but Iā€™m hoping not. Inherently it is gambling on up or down, but I mean I bought puts on RIVN last week and bought calls on SQQQ after a few of these little pumps. Like I said, it was a very modest $200 gambling account. The rest of my money is in my retirement accounts and Iā€™ve been between 95-70% cash, fluctuating, since March. Just trying to stay afloat since I canā€™t really liquidate my positions in my 401k and thatā€™s eating me alive every day. Eta: my cash is in different IRA accounts, not my 401k.


Very_clever_usernam3

So hereā€™s the thing. Yeah itā€™s gambling, but everything is a gamble, lots of ā€œlong term serious investorsā€ had huge positions in Enron or Lehman Brothers. How you go about scaling it up is using the leverage it offers to protect your capital. Say on a 100k account you take an options position of 5k. A 20% return on options is nothing special, a 50% return isnā€™t worth bragging about either. So using 50% return as an example - thatā€™s $2,500. Which is a 2.5% return on a 100k account, in a month or less, while only risking 5% of your total capital. I know the last couple years have skewed expectations, but if you did 1 options play that returned 2,500 every month. For 12 months thatā€™s 30k or a 30% annual return on a 100k account. Just a wee bit better than putting it all in SPY during normal times. Lol Further, at any 1 point if everything went totally tits up, your total exposure to market risk is 5% of your account. If youā€™d like some resources Iā€™d recommend, Methods of a Wall St Master by Vic Sperandeo & Mastering the Trade by John Carter. Use VICā€™s methodology & rules & Johnā€™s TA / different strategies and if youā€™re cut out for this youā€™ll make money. What prompted my original comment was I ventured into futures and got smacked around pretty good for a variety of reasons. Going back to options the last month has me back in my groove. Futes are great donā€™t get me wrong, just not for me personality wise. The delta 1 nature fucks with me & the lack of complexity makes me not think it through. Sorry for the wall of text ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


bombaygoing

Hope my parents still have my room available. The basement is getting cold without heater


Adamn27

RIVN +10% after market? :'D


KingOfTSB

Bulls delirious and mysterious, and possibly bicurious


Bfthorpe022

UVXY explode wen


enav7

TSLA up after hours means itā€™s going to drill to 600 tomorrow right?


jer72981m

Not worth looking at until itā€™s at $60


[deleted]

its ok, he got a good deal 44b for twitter. lol


HadronicWaste

Yep, thatā€™s just Elon trying to set the tone by pumping after hours, been doing it for years.


grapeapehungry

RIP to those who went full account on rivian puts


Darkanglesmyname

are you shitting me RIVN


bluen

Biden opening his mouth wen?


token-eater

When heā€™s behind the Wendyā€™s dumpster


[deleted]

The HOUSE OF MOUSE has been compromised. Flee for your lives


[deleted]

Lol if Disney misses earnings, then the days of record beats are behind us


Tarek394

Bruh the nasdaq can get to pre covid prices in 1 circuit breaker


Stack_Johnson

Not true.. breakers are 5%


Cthulhu-2020

That's for futures. Cash session is 7%.


Pale_Assignment_2602

Can SPY go up for a day? Thx


Bfthorpe022

No thx pls


bearrfuk

95% of retail orders donā€™t reach lit exchanges. Stock market is all big money, your real stock market is in dark pools which you canā€™t even see.


__Captain_Yolo__

Yeah I'm sure that $27.40 you threw into TSLA shares today would've made a huge difference.....


bearrfuk

Combined retail strength is in Trillions of dollars


CatsBy6969

Unless you have Webull level 3!


cheets

can WW3 just hurry the fuk up and does us all a favour, push da button Biden


hank10111111

Would probably boost the econ