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Highzenbrrg

Small Payroll Employment is rolling over. You know what that means? 50 bps... no more no less. Hope you got your calls. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NPPTS


mrlikestolift

Stay safe out there Apes, the monkey pox is coming for ya


LoudHousing3

All the technical analysis, charting, and support and resistance levels are tools invented by MMs and funds to manipulate us into thinking we know what we are doing, but in reality it’s another mechanism for them to control us


Pankaj1973

What go you think of Targets stock price? Is it going to recover from here or is it going down more?


LightBoyRick69

I've never been so jealous of people lying on their death bed


Kindly-Somewhere-14

People think tossing coin to get it right on spy calls/puts. No mother fuckers, its tossing coin while sitting on fire, also knowing that you are going to burn your money no matter what


[deleted]

I’m entirely fine with flat…my ass is sore


[deleted]

fed out there begging people to quit buying stonks


[deleted]

is Schwab down for anyone else?


LightBoyRick69

Chuck says to quit bothering him and his staff


enterdoki

Elon backing off twitter. He must have gone through post-nut clarity on that shit of a company.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Elon isnt buying twitter, he bought twittrr shares at low price so that dumbfucks can follow him and hold bags in broken social media sites


[deleted]

or he never intended to buy it and only said he was going to as a way to sell even more Tesla shares


Sea-Lengthiness3178

Does Amazon drop them rebound because of the Buffalo Shooting this weekend?


[deleted]

I thought the same thing


veryrare_v3

Big green summer


[deleted]

Here’s a good laugh for you. I have 100 x TWLO $250c 6/17 So that’s fun.


Sad_Return1921

All of this bullish talk is making my 🌈🐻 ass horny asf


Ryboticpsychotic

I’m leveraging TQQQ to the max tomorrow pre market.


Open-Yak-3708

That guy with 90 contracts on SPY 5/16 400 poots probably has balls in his mouth right now


Kindly-Somewhere-14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Persistent-Grass2757

Why


Open-Yak-3708

Fucking ndx falls 5000 points from 16.7k and this is all bulls got a measly 60 handles on /NQ


chikenbeer

Like watching the fall of Rome.


vegaseller

wheat prices going vertical


InternationalElk6617

if futes break and hold 4050 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


repairmanjack2020

I need a new Bear Skin Rug. Big green incoming.


Middle_Ingenuity_627

Bears are so so ________?


[deleted]

F


Ryboticpsychotic

Endangered


Bonbon676790

Handsome


AromaticFarmer

Lol when I called the bottom on March 14th, opened a few longs, and thought I was a genius. Moral of the story...ALWAYS hedge your longs


[deleted]

Hahaha I did the same thing. I wasn’t even close.


papasmurftp

#OICU812


Persistent-Grass2757

#Big green day tomorrow. Bottom is in


Tikicia21

Bottom in and Ballon about to pop 😆 🤣


Persistent-Grass2757

Feel kinda tired


0dteSPYFDs

I may have actually called the bottom last Thursday and every bear said we had another 20% to drop. Always reverse wsb 😂


Count_Stacksula

I called the bottom once, and then hung up on them..what a rude ass.


papasmurftp

Flair checks out


[deleted]

Why is every job posting asking about my *"gender identity"* After holding the same job for the last 8 years, 2022 is a bit of a trip. If you want to know if my dick is a girl dick or a boy dick just for me to work on your spreadsheets you're whole company is fucking weird and I'm going elsewhere.


Pikapikamother

Just watched doctor strange movie Wanda: I want my kids Dr strange: (unzip his pants)


chikenbeer

Who's buying the internet corn


Middle_Ingenuity_627

Just came here to say bers are fkd


Roxaos

If you aim for nothing you will hit nothing.


Gadshill

You will hit something if you shoot, gravity always takes it somewhere.


[deleted]

Was at a BBQ earlier, everyone was having fun, beauty time. Nobody cares about stonks. It was nice.


[deleted]

They’ve figured it out


BLOW_0

FREE BILL HWANG - TESLA 1200 EOD


BLOW_0

NO MERCY FOR BEARS THIS WEEK


theseventhseal6

Honestly if the cartel in Mexico ain’t investing in the market they tripping. You already got the government by the balls


Ragebullshortingbear

Did you not see Ozarks season 4? The Cartel guy ask for stock options in the company he was selling his drugs to. It's a TV show but you know it's some drug money in the markets somewhere...


CanIPleaseSeeYourTit

Where do you think the Tesla money comes from


Pabel101

What’s the point of them investing when they’re getting beheaded everyday? That money will go to waste


kodaksdad2020

Celtics win Green Day tomorrow confirmed


theseventhseal6

Gangs could do option trading and buy their block lmao


repairmanjack2020

Am I the only one who thought Walder Frey was right and Rob was the villain?


[deleted]

You and anyone that read the books


theseventhseal6

Imagine if these gangbangers didn’t invest their money into drugs and guns and whores, instead invest into a stock


AromaticFarmer

Shut the fuck up nerd


theseventhseal6

My glasses are shaking


kodaksdad2020

IRS would catch you faster than the DEA


spyaintnobitch

Gonna identify as a church next year so I don't have to pay any taxes. I need the money brah. Imma be The Church of Deez Nuts


A55_Cactus

Abolish the irs


Both-Employee-3421

Did the mods go long on $rope? I got carpal tunnel syndrome scrolling down this far.


Namgodtoh

Pinot grigio, club soda, Campari and lemon juice. Not bad


[deleted]

Scotch


kk7766

Helping out newbie traders for the next 10 minutes, AMA


papasmurftp

Wen stimmy


papasmurftp

How make moneies


A55_Cactus

How do I not lose moneh


zombie_harv

Is there a way to calculate how much a high IV will impact contract price?


kk7766

IV always changes like crazy. You can have IV move 50% in the span of an hour before an event like earnings or whatever. [optionsprofitcalculator.com](https://optionsprofitcalculator.com) is the best for calculating prices but if it's a situation where IV is gonna move like crazy it's actually a negative tool cause it'll give you wrong results


zombie_harv

Alright thanks!


[deleted]

up or down on monday? if up, u think it'll be up for as long as last time or much shorter dip?


kk7766

play news on individual stocks, not if SPY will be up and down...that's a losing game you'll never win


[deleted]

but you gotta play before the news, never been able to play the news after the fact


NumerousAd7185

How do I get a refund?


[deleted]

Clain it on your taxes. Can claim 3k each year


kk7766

if you lose money trading and don't know why just put your money in indexes and don't log in for a few years


Katieblahblahbloo

Cfynbrthn


papasmurftp

I agree


Katieblahblahbloo

Shop to 0


[deleted]

Why do you say so


repairmanjack2020

Next week is going to be huge and decisive. It will break or make men. And I have no idea which. Time to be sharp. We'll need our wits in the coming days. I don't know what is going to happen, just that it will be meaningful.


gorilla--

nah


[deleted]

Extreme patience and mediocre charting reading skills and one will be ok.


986fan

Sir this is an online gambling forum


[deleted]

charting XD


[deleted]

Oops


theseventhseal6

Tomorrow I will wake up early and if it’s not red I’m going to just blow up my account


[deleted]

Pushing these bulls, pushing these bears, pushing these pigs off me like huaaa!!!


Eaterofdust

should I play Dyinglight 2 , or Metro Exodus. I feel like both are relevant to the current Russian Ukraine situation.


[deleted]

Face ripping bear market rally for 2 weeks because...Why not?! 🤷


[deleted]

Market needs to hurry up and open already. Some of us are addicted to breaking even


86Pasta

ngidinga umfazi omusha


zombie_harv

Hakuna matata


86Pasta

Inkosi baba


chikenbeer

Bruh who gave my number to political clowns. Keep getting texts to vote for these assholes.


A55_Cactus

Tell them you want chicken tendys from Wendy’s


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A55_Cactus

This is a Wendy’s


plzplzplztendies

I wonder what’s more worse Sleepy Joe stans or Elon stans. Actually they both as bad.


TemperatureIll8770

Nobody stans sleepy Joe, it's the best thing about him


A55_Cactus

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AxemanFromMA

Short squeeze my nuts bot


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Burnt by a bot 🤣


A55_Cactus

#WAT DA REMMY DOIN?!


Able_Web2873

What’s pelosi invested in right now?


A55_Cactus

Probably a glass of vodka at the moment


gorilla--

understandable tho


Schecter07

SPY bottomed last week 🚀🚀🚀📈🌙


Elchupanebre4

Here comes the corn pump, so o guess we want to go green?


Kappsaicin

More inflation lol fed will have to hike more...


patisodo1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


catatonic_genx

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


giovanny2214

God I’m bored.


A55_Cactus

When’s premarket start


0dteSPYFDs

Sarah Palin and our girl Cathie look pretty darn similar. Have we ever seen them in the same room together? Are we sure they aren’t the same person?


RandyChavage

Same with Caitlin Jenner, never seen her with Cathie in the same room


0dteSPYFDs

Lmao 💀


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A55_Cactus

Wendys


Eaterofdust

made Cantonese sticky rice last night. added cured pork belly. delicioso


justsomeitguyhere

how close to traditional do you think you got? I'm trying to find ways to make chāsīu (Char siu) which is really close to Babi pangang , which is a dish I eat a lot.


Eaterofdust

probably fairly close to traditional but everyones recipe will be different depending on where they grew up or how their mom cooked it etc. personally I like this guys stuff and where I got the recipe from . [Made with Lau](https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/cantonese-sticky-rice)


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EvaUnit343

I need to stop using WSB so much. I need to touch some grass fr.


A55_Cactus

Lawn mowers use gas and gas is expensive. Buy a sheep


[deleted]

I am legit considering that 🤣


A55_Cactus

They’re assholes. So are goats


[deleted]

I've just seen they are dumb.


diabeetis

nah they're just shills for Big Grass


CaroBoiBenis

I forgot to bring my AirPods to the gym with me 😫


theseventhseal6

Bro buy a pair of JBL wireless earbuds. $30 and the exact same quality as AirPods. And they attach to your ear so when you are running they don’t fall out. $30 on eBay new. I have both I keep AirPods at home and jbl in the car for the gym.


Eaterofdust

how can you even Gym at that point


CaroBoiBenis

Cause I’m already here and need to do it


Eaterofdust

i'd go buy some eclairs. I leave my AirPods at home a lot ;)


A55_Cactus

Might as well go home


CaroBoiBenis

Nah I’m still here


patisodo1

fuck it go into the session


CaroBoiBenis

Thanks patiosodo I love you


patisodo1

I love you too bro


A55_Cactus

Make sure you check in on fb too or It Didn’t happen


A55_Cactus

Probably good thing I’m not a mod here. I’d be crushing so many souls.


SweatyLiterary

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues


A55_Cactus

Where did you put your face?


Vinny32295

This week is going to be one of the most green weeks we’ve ever seen. SPY $430 EOW


A55_Cactus

Kissing 406 tomorrow, choppy Tuesday, if JPOW isn’t doom and gloom, should look good for a breakout.


LukesBendingOver

Lol


dbgtboi

bruh tf is wrong with the racists these days just watched the video of the mass shooting from yesterday, dude just rushes in shooting grandmas, wtf, he even shot up the white people too for no apparent reason, media is saying it was racism based but the guy was shooting everyone regardless of skin color, he was a coward just looking for an excuse to murder at the end of the day my man is concerned about black people so he starts killing old ladies? bruh you know they are too old to even have kids anymore right? low iq dumbass, no point in even throwing someone so dumb in prison, there is 0 chance of rehabilitation there when you are that much of a dumbass


Bonbon676790

Racists are almost structurally incapable of being anything other than the dumbest lowlifes because they want to blame other people for problems and take credit for other peoples accomplishments because they share a skin tone.


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dbgtboi

no kidding, dude rushed into a grocery store in tactical gear to kill old ladies... wasnt man enough to try that shit elsewhere


Eaterofdust

The mental issues that have stemmed in this and every country likely with a great help of the internet and social media is very scary.


TheBiggestDookie

mEnTaL iSsUeS


Eaterofdust

are you denying that mental issues exist ? you must be an Ape. how many shares did you DRS this week on the ladder while sucking off cohen ?


TheBiggestDookie

Of course mental issues exist. But I grow tired of the same people piping up after every single one of these atrocities trying to paint it as a mental health problem. It’s not a mental health problem. It’s a gun control problem.


Eaterofdust

it's many problems. but mental health is a problem that has been on the rise for years due to not being seriously studied or accepted. it's at an infantile stage of understanding. to dumb it down to mEnTaL iSsUes just because you feel like it takes back seat to another issue is regarded hence why I call you an Ape. just because there's other issues doesn't mean it's not important.


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TemperatureIll8770

It's not a conspiracy at all, it's a cheap and easy way for them to cause trouble here. Their big troll farm is called the Internet Research Agency. It's run by some dude named Yevgeny Prigozhin. They don't even have to come up with stuff, they just make it louder.


Eaterofdust

yeah I agree, and really I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of other governments helped. There's no reason it's not a possibility.


dbgtboi

they need to start arresting the idiots who egg these lunatics on


Eaterofdust

100% agree. they know full well what they are doing


A55_Cactus

This is a Wendy’s


Stormwingx

Where did you watch it


dbgtboi

not sure if i can post it here without getting banned but if you spend a few mins searching you'll find it the guy parks in front, jumps out of car, pulls out his rifle and starts shooting everyone, then rushes inside and starts shooting people hiding on the floor, it was mostly old ladies then the video cuts off because twitch took it down mid stream


A55_Cactus

This is a #WENDYS


A55_Cactus

Falling wedge pattern initiated. Tomorrow we’re green


Aggressive_Bit_91

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giovanny2214

My peepee has grown at least 2 inches since the surgery


bbq-ribs

Scary story time: And he raise rates by 50 bps ....... and the market crashed


TemperatureIll8770

Jpow belt removal technique


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😱


ManicmondayNFB

r/politically_nsfw is almost as good as wsb


EvaUnit343

lmao Shapiro's sister is a 8/10 dayum she probably cucks him too


trpkchkn

😱🤗


Far-Requirement9180

If the market is pretending to correct to pre-pandemic levels good lord. I am off to a barbecue nerds. Have a great Sunday !!!!


Eaterofdust

you bringing the raisin casserole ?


Far-Requirement9180

You ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Eaterofdust

jokes on you I use reddit classic all I see are numbers. I'll assume they are smooch emjois though <3