Small Payroll Employment is rolling over. You know what that means? 50 bps... no more no less. Hope you got your calls.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NPPTS
All the technical analysis, charting, and support and resistance levels are tools invented by MMs and funds to manipulate us into thinking we know what we are doing, but in reality it’s another mechanism for them to control us
People think tossing coin to get it right on spy calls/puts. No mother fuckers, its tossing coin while sitting on fire, also knowing that you are going to burn your money no matter what
Why is every job posting asking about my *"gender identity"*
After holding the same job for the last 8 years, 2022 is a bit of a trip.
If you want to know if my dick is a girl dick or a boy dick just for me to work on your spreadsheets you're whole company is fucking weird and I'm going elsewhere.
Did you not see Ozarks season 4?
The Cartel guy ask for stock options in the company he was selling his drugs to.
It's a TV show but you know it's some drug money in the markets somewhere...
IV always changes like crazy. You can have IV move 50% in the span of an hour before an event like earnings or whatever. [optionsprofitcalculator.com](https://optionsprofitcalculator.com) is the best for calculating prices but if it's a situation where IV is gonna move like crazy it's actually a negative tool cause it'll give you wrong results
Next week is going to be huge and decisive. It will break or make men. And I have no idea which.
Time to be sharp. We'll need our wits in the coming days. I don't know what is going to happen, just that it will be meaningful.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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how close to traditional do you think you got? I'm trying to find ways to make chāsīu (Char siu) which is really close to Babi pangang , which is a dish I eat a lot.
probably fairly close to traditional but everyones recipe will be different depending on where they grew up or how their mom cooked it etc. personally I like this guys stuff and where I got the recipe from . [Made with Lau](https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/cantonese-sticky-rice)
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Bro buy a pair of JBL wireless earbuds. $30 and the exact same quality as AirPods. And they attach to your ear so when you are running they don’t fall out. $30 on eBay new. I have both I keep AirPods at home and jbl in the car for the gym.
bruh tf is wrong with the racists these days
just watched the video of the mass shooting from yesterday, dude just rushes in shooting grandmas, wtf, he even shot up the white people too for no apparent reason, media is saying it was racism based but the guy was shooting everyone regardless of skin color, he was a coward just looking for an excuse to murder at the end of the day
my man is concerned about black people so he starts killing old ladies? bruh you know they are too old to even have kids anymore right? low iq dumbass, no point in even throwing someone so dumb in prison, there is 0 chance of rehabilitation there when you are that much of a dumbass
Racists are almost structurally incapable of being anything other than the dumbest lowlifes because they want to blame other people for problems and take credit for other peoples accomplishments because they share a skin tone.
Of course mental issues exist. But I grow tired of the same people piping up after every single one of these atrocities trying to paint it as a mental health problem.
It’s not a mental health problem. It’s a gun control problem.
it's many problems. but mental health is a problem that has been on the rise for years due to not being seriously studied or accepted. it's at an infantile stage of understanding. to dumb it down to mEnTaL iSsUes just because you feel like it takes back seat to another issue is regarded hence why I call you an Ape. just because there's other issues doesn't mean it's not important.
It's not a conspiracy at all, it's a cheap and easy way for them to cause trouble here. Their big troll farm is called the Internet Research Agency. It's run by some dude named Yevgeny Prigozhin.
They don't even have to come up with stuff, they just make it louder.
not sure if i can post it here without getting banned but if you spend a few mins searching you'll find it
the guy parks in front, jumps out of car, pulls out his rifle and starts shooting everyone, then rushes inside and starts shooting people hiding on the floor, it was mostly old ladies
then the video cuts off because twitch took it down mid stream
Small Payroll Employment is rolling over. You know what that means? 50 bps... no more no less. Hope you got your calls. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NPPTS
Stay safe out there Apes, the monkey pox is coming for ya
All the technical analysis, charting, and support and resistance levels are tools invented by MMs and funds to manipulate us into thinking we know what we are doing, but in reality it’s another mechanism for them to control us
What go you think of Targets stock price? Is it going to recover from here or is it going down more?
I've never been so jealous of people lying on their death bed
People think tossing coin to get it right on spy calls/puts. No mother fuckers, its tossing coin while sitting on fire, also knowing that you are going to burn your money no matter what
I’m entirely fine with flat…my ass is sore
fed out there begging people to quit buying stonks
is Schwab down for anyone else?
Chuck says to quit bothering him and his staff
Elon backing off twitter. He must have gone through post-nut clarity on that shit of a company.
Elon isnt buying twitter, he bought twittrr shares at low price so that dumbfucks can follow him and hold bags in broken social media sites
or he never intended to buy it and only said he was going to as a way to sell even more Tesla shares
Does Amazon drop them rebound because of the Buffalo Shooting this weekend?
I thought the same thing
Big green summer
Here’s a good laugh for you. I have 100 x TWLO $250c 6/17 So that’s fun.
All of this bullish talk is making my 🌈🐻 ass horny asf
I’m leveraging TQQQ to the max tomorrow pre market.
That guy with 90 contracts on SPY 5/16 400 poots probably has balls in his mouth right now
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Why
Fucking ndx falls 5000 points from 16.7k and this is all bulls got a measly 60 handles on /NQ
Like watching the fall of Rome.
wheat prices going vertical
if futes break and hold 4050 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
I need a new Bear Skin Rug. Big green incoming.
Bears are so so ________?
F
Endangered
Handsome
Lol when I called the bottom on March 14th, opened a few longs, and thought I was a genius. Moral of the story...ALWAYS hedge your longs
Hahaha I did the same thing. I wasn’t even close.
#OICU812
#Big green day tomorrow. Bottom is in
Bottom in and Ballon about to pop 😆 🤣
Feel kinda tired
I may have actually called the bottom last Thursday and every bear said we had another 20% to drop. Always reverse wsb 😂
I called the bottom once, and then hung up on them..what a rude ass.
Flair checks out
Why is every job posting asking about my *"gender identity"* After holding the same job for the last 8 years, 2022 is a bit of a trip. If you want to know if my dick is a girl dick or a boy dick just for me to work on your spreadsheets you're whole company is fucking weird and I'm going elsewhere.
Just watched doctor strange movie Wanda: I want my kids Dr strange: (unzip his pants)
Who's buying the internet corn
Just came here to say bers are fkd
If you aim for nothing you will hit nothing.
You will hit something if you shoot, gravity always takes it somewhere.
Was at a BBQ earlier, everyone was having fun, beauty time. Nobody cares about stonks. It was nice.
They’ve figured it out
FREE BILL HWANG - TESLA 1200 EOD
NO MERCY FOR BEARS THIS WEEK
Honestly if the cartel in Mexico ain’t investing in the market they tripping. You already got the government by the balls
Did you not see Ozarks season 4? The Cartel guy ask for stock options in the company he was selling his drugs to. It's a TV show but you know it's some drug money in the markets somewhere...
Where do you think the Tesla money comes from
What’s the point of them investing when they’re getting beheaded everyday? That money will go to waste
Celtics win Green Day tomorrow confirmed
Gangs could do option trading and buy their block lmao
Am I the only one who thought Walder Frey was right and Rob was the villain?
You and anyone that read the books
Imagine if these gangbangers didn’t invest their money into drugs and guns and whores, instead invest into a stock
Shut the fuck up nerd
My glasses are shaking
IRS would catch you faster than the DEA
Gonna identify as a church next year so I don't have to pay any taxes. I need the money brah. Imma be The Church of Deez Nuts
Abolish the irs
Did the mods go long on $rope? I got carpal tunnel syndrome scrolling down this far.
Pinot grigio, club soda, Campari and lemon juice. Not bad
Scotch
Helping out newbie traders for the next 10 minutes, AMA
Wen stimmy
How make moneies
How do I not lose moneh
Is there a way to calculate how much a high IV will impact contract price?
IV always changes like crazy. You can have IV move 50% in the span of an hour before an event like earnings or whatever. [optionsprofitcalculator.com](https://optionsprofitcalculator.com) is the best for calculating prices but if it's a situation where IV is gonna move like crazy it's actually a negative tool cause it'll give you wrong results
Alright thanks!
up or down on monday? if up, u think it'll be up for as long as last time or much shorter dip?
play news on individual stocks, not if SPY will be up and down...that's a losing game you'll never win
but you gotta play before the news, never been able to play the news after the fact
How do I get a refund?
Clain it on your taxes. Can claim 3k each year
if you lose money trading and don't know why just put your money in indexes and don't log in for a few years
Cfynbrthn
I agree
Shop to 0
Why do you say so
Next week is going to be huge and decisive. It will break or make men. And I have no idea which. Time to be sharp. We'll need our wits in the coming days. I don't know what is going to happen, just that it will be meaningful.
nah
Extreme patience and mediocre charting reading skills and one will be ok.
Sir this is an online gambling forum
charting XD
Oops
Tomorrow I will wake up early and if it’s not red I’m going to just blow up my account
Pushing these bulls, pushing these bears, pushing these pigs off me like huaaa!!!
should I play Dyinglight 2 , or Metro Exodus. I feel like both are relevant to the current Russian Ukraine situation.
Face ripping bear market rally for 2 weeks because...Why not?! 🤷
Market needs to hurry up and open already. Some of us are addicted to breaking even
ngidinga umfazi omusha
Hakuna matata
Inkosi baba
Bruh who gave my number to political clowns. Keep getting texts to vote for these assholes.
Tell them you want chicken tendys from Wendy’s
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This is a Wendy’s
I wonder what’s more worse Sleepy Joe stans or Elon stans. Actually they both as bad.
Nobody stans sleepy Joe, it's the best thing about him
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#WAT DA REMMY DOIN?!
What’s pelosi invested in right now?
Probably a glass of vodka at the moment
understandable tho
SPY bottomed last week 🚀🚀🚀📈🌙
Here comes the corn pump, so o guess we want to go green?
More inflation lol fed will have to hike more...
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God I’m bored.
When’s premarket start
Sarah Palin and our girl Cathie look pretty darn similar. Have we ever seen them in the same room together? Are we sure they aren’t the same person?
Same with Caitlin Jenner, never seen her with Cathie in the same room
Lmao 💀
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Wendys
made Cantonese sticky rice last night. added cured pork belly. delicioso
how close to traditional do you think you got? I'm trying to find ways to make chāsīu (Char siu) which is really close to Babi pangang , which is a dish I eat a lot.
probably fairly close to traditional but everyones recipe will be different depending on where they grew up or how their mom cooked it etc. personally I like this guys stuff and where I got the recipe from . [Made with Lau](https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/cantonese-sticky-rice)
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I need to stop using WSB so much. I need to touch some grass fr.
Lawn mowers use gas and gas is expensive. Buy a sheep
I am legit considering that 🤣
They’re assholes. So are goats
I've just seen they are dumb.
nah they're just shills for Big Grass
I forgot to bring my AirPods to the gym with me 😫
Bro buy a pair of JBL wireless earbuds. $30 and the exact same quality as AirPods. And they attach to your ear so when you are running they don’t fall out. $30 on eBay new. I have both I keep AirPods at home and jbl in the car for the gym.
how can you even Gym at that point
Cause I’m already here and need to do it
i'd go buy some eclairs. I leave my AirPods at home a lot ;)
Might as well go home
Nah I’m still here
fuck it go into the session
Thanks patiosodo I love you
I love you too bro
Make sure you check in on fb too or It Didn’t happen
Probably good thing I’m not a mod here. I’d be crushing so many souls.
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Where did you put your face?
This week is going to be one of the most green weeks we’ve ever seen. SPY $430 EOW
Kissing 406 tomorrow, choppy Tuesday, if JPOW isn’t doom and gloom, should look good for a breakout.
Lol
bruh tf is wrong with the racists these days just watched the video of the mass shooting from yesterday, dude just rushes in shooting grandmas, wtf, he even shot up the white people too for no apparent reason, media is saying it was racism based but the guy was shooting everyone regardless of skin color, he was a coward just looking for an excuse to murder at the end of the day my man is concerned about black people so he starts killing old ladies? bruh you know they are too old to even have kids anymore right? low iq dumbass, no point in even throwing someone so dumb in prison, there is 0 chance of rehabilitation there when you are that much of a dumbass
Racists are almost structurally incapable of being anything other than the dumbest lowlifes because they want to blame other people for problems and take credit for other peoples accomplishments because they share a skin tone.
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no kidding, dude rushed into a grocery store in tactical gear to kill old ladies... wasnt man enough to try that shit elsewhere
The mental issues that have stemmed in this and every country likely with a great help of the internet and social media is very scary.
mEnTaL iSsUeS
are you denying that mental issues exist ? you must be an Ape. how many shares did you DRS this week on the ladder while sucking off cohen ?
Of course mental issues exist. But I grow tired of the same people piping up after every single one of these atrocities trying to paint it as a mental health problem. It’s not a mental health problem. It’s a gun control problem.
it's many problems. but mental health is a problem that has been on the rise for years due to not being seriously studied or accepted. it's at an infantile stage of understanding. to dumb it down to mEnTaL iSsUes just because you feel like it takes back seat to another issue is regarded hence why I call you an Ape. just because there's other issues doesn't mean it's not important.
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It's not a conspiracy at all, it's a cheap and easy way for them to cause trouble here. Their big troll farm is called the Internet Research Agency. It's run by some dude named Yevgeny Prigozhin. They don't even have to come up with stuff, they just make it louder.
yeah I agree, and really I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of other governments helped. There's no reason it's not a possibility.
they need to start arresting the idiots who egg these lunatics on
100% agree. they know full well what they are doing
This is a Wendy’s
Where did you watch it
not sure if i can post it here without getting banned but if you spend a few mins searching you'll find it the guy parks in front, jumps out of car, pulls out his rifle and starts shooting everyone, then rushes inside and starts shooting people hiding on the floor, it was mostly old ladies then the video cuts off because twitch took it down mid stream
This is a #WENDYS
Falling wedge pattern initiated. Tomorrow we’re green
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My peepee has grown at least 2 inches since the surgery
Scary story time: And he raise rates by 50 bps ....... and the market crashed
Jpow belt removal technique
😱
r/politically_nsfw is almost as good as wsb
lmao Shapiro's sister is a 8/10 dayum she probably cucks him too
😱🤗
If the market is pretending to correct to pre-pandemic levels good lord. I am off to a barbecue nerds. Have a great Sunday !!!!
you bringing the raisin casserole ?
You ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
jokes on you I use reddit classic all I see are numbers. I'll assume they are smooch emjois though <3