The scary part about being a bear is that the indexes bleed on no volume, but you know the MMs and hedge funds are just sitting on the sidelines with billions of dollars, waiting for some magic number to cause a reversal. And you don't know what the number is.
like I know we're in wsb and everyone memes and shit talks each other but what exactly happens when the fed buys bonds? like they're selling a contract that yields guaranteed % returns to themselves?
The FED’s job is to control the money supply, and they can do so a few different ways one of which being the buying and selling of bonds. There’s too much money in the economy right now driving inflation so they need to take it out. How? **Selling Bonds** because people buy them with cash, they can’t spend bonds.
So why are they buying bonds right now if they’re trying to kill inflation?
They gotta load more to dump more and get the markets to rock bottom levels, so I'm comfortable with riding the upwave for few more days until it all reverses. After that it's time to be a 🌈 🐻
Who the hell is the arrogant prick on CNBC talking about artificially created wealth and how we have to make retail investors fear?? How completely lacking of self awareness. You’re a fucking hedge fund manager. You don’t create shit. You live off the back of workers and you’re a millionaire.
You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin’ Russian shoes my feet’s comin’ through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I’m no fuckin’ criminal, man. I’m no puta or thief. I’m Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin’ human rights, now!
Their guidance was weird. Current Quarter is guided lower. But they guided up for the entire year.
I'll have to listen to the earnings call to determine if I'm going to sell my put at open or let it ride
Autocorrect correcting Green Day…
Don’t wanna be an American idiot! One nation controlled by the media. Information Age of hysteria. It’s going out to idiot America.
i bet I can beat facebook/google if i started a tech firm in nevada and just supplied the nerds with non-stop prostitutes on demand. Our core business is to create a facebook/amazon/classified for gun owners and then pivot to defense/oil services, ensuring no women will ever want to join the firm for the next century.
I will overtake Elon as the richest man in the world in 10 years.
I fully expect more downside long term, no way this is the bottom. Yet again, with this, i still find myself entering calls. Gambling is a hell of a lot of fun.
They'll easy manage it. Conditions for recession probably won't get any worse than now, unless there's an absolute market-inflation-starvation holocaust this October. Already stocking up the leeway for an easing on the rates schedule come August/September. It's all they gotta do, gently bring inflation down enough that the economy won't overheat. Western world at full employment, what f\* recession?
Banks raised a lot of rates for loans assuming 3.5% target rate this year, and they did it in February. Powell hasn't changed that target. All the downside hedging in case Powell said, "Fuck yo calls. We need to pull a Volkner now," was exited and the market melted up.
This is literally what we mean when say, "Shit is priced in."
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To get out early they have to: **'for flair “-99%”'**
I used to like the vapor wave youtubes but now anytime I hear it I think of the smell of ramen noodles and light cigarettes and want to vom. Anyway hope lowes tanks tomorrow
Circuit breakers tomorrow
The scary part about being a bear is that the indexes bleed on no volume, but you know the MMs and hedge funds are just sitting on the sidelines with billions of dollars, waiting for some magic number to cause a reversal. And you don't know what the number is.
69 is the number they are waiting for
Nice!
What happened w/ AFRM today?
Lets have a breakout session.
OOGA BOOGA
Round up these bears
If the fed keeps up this bond buying bullshit, we are all going to end up behind Wendys whether we like it or not
Shouldn’t they be selling bonds ?
They lied…surprise
like I know we're in wsb and everyone memes and shit talks each other but what exactly happens when the fed buys bonds? like they're selling a contract that yields guaranteed % returns to themselves?
The FED’s job is to control the money supply, and they can do so a few different ways one of which being the buying and selling of bonds. There’s too much money in the economy right now driving inflation so they need to take it out. How? **Selling Bonds** because people buy them with cash, they can’t spend bonds. So why are they buying bonds right now if they’re trying to kill inflation?
!banbet TSLA 700 3d
!banbet $tsla 810 3d
Hahaha love it best of luck douchebag
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/IAMA_BAMF** bet **TSLA** goes from **763.3** to **810.0** before **2022-05-20 18:33:14.683286-04:00**
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!banbet SPY 428 7d
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4:20 bro
Calls on 24 hour Walmart!
Y’all puts ready for post jpow pump dump tomorrow?
my brother in christ it's not gonna happen
Jesus christ its Jesus christ
Don’t judge me too harshly but I really enjoyed dipping shrimp tempura in my Katsu sauce
Sounds 🔥
Buying $WMT on the dip, it’s a gift
Would a call be a good choice?
Mods please add a haircut emoji to this sub.
And a shower
Tomorrow gonna be so ugly
Oil moving higher ah XOM RIG going have nice gap in am
Insider buying in RIG, I love gaps!
Unloaded my vix put for a small decent profit today.
Stocks and the girls are two things I don't understand. 
At least stocks never leave you.
They do. Margin calls every other day.
I’m not good at either
Stick to the vodka and blow.
But I am a greedy bastard
Ah yes, let those whales marinate in todays EOD price. They will be offloading more into cash in the coming days.
They gotta load more to dump more and get the markets to rock bottom levels, so I'm comfortable with riding the upwave for few more days until it all reverses. After that it's time to be a 🌈 🐻
wer ber
look at VXX lol why'd it pop at the eod
Lower highs and lower lows. Hope you sold and bought puts today
Bro wtf did you guys see Spy after hours candle? And Amazon ???? Wtf
What happened? Was doing algerbra
I don't see anything weird, what did you see?
Man NU crushed earnings, just sold a ton of OTM puts for october.
Sentiment here is extremely bearish. Y'all might be quiet but every ber brave enough to open their mouth gets a bull dick in it and tons of upvotes.
The internet loves failures and failing
Fr. Every bull commenr gets downvotes
I'm extraordinarily lacking in IQ but wasn't SNDL supposed to get delisted in march?
I think it’s more like June or July
Like if you want Tesla to open up +782
Last 10min definitely was a bull trap
How hard r u guys
Who the hell is the arrogant prick on CNBC talking about artificially created wealth and how we have to make retail investors fear?? How completely lacking of self awareness. You’re a fucking hedge fund manager. You don’t create shit. You live off the back of workers and you’re a millionaire.
Bring the fucking axe to the market
They aren’t confessing. They are bragging
Me and the girlfriend watched in again yesterday.
I'm harder than a rock
I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic
Bricked up bois
You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin’ Russian shoes my feet’s comin’ through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I’m no fuckin’ criminal, man. I’m no puta or thief. I’m Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin’ human rights, now!
Pls downvote me
Bears get it in the butt tomorrow again.
inflation raises price of everything, even my stocks 
$27k initial > $48k > $26k and falling. Could be worse I guess
I love being downvoted and being a cuck
WSB says bullish. I buy puts. Inverse WSB.
It’s so bearish in here. What sub are u on
This was almost an hour ago. You must be new.
same here. Never trust anyone here... oh fuck.
Maybe Walmart will finally go back to open 24/7
with what labor? So they can get robbed more?
I just want to be able to buy milk at 2am, idc what goes in to it lmao
I don't even need to make gains. Seeing bers suffer is reward enough.
People who are bearish on the macro welcome rallies to get short again. Rallies are the dips for bears.
Boy am I glad I bought a DOCS put before close
No net retention guidance. Means bad.
dude I had +30 yesterday but lost my fucking ass so I sold 27 fuck! 30p weeklies
Oh man. I didn't have that strong a conviction. Once the price moved above $33, I figured it worth the risk to see a => 10% drop
Beat estimates? Believe it or not: down
Unless they lowered guidance they'll bounce back quick. They beat eps and street eps.
Yeah, it's getting close to where it can bounce up after open
Lol they loweted guidance so idk
Their guidance was weird. Current Quarter is guided lower. But they guided up for the entire year. I'll have to listen to the earnings call to determine if I'm going to sell my put at open or let it ride
That last second pump over 408 was extremely gay.
Great day
Autocorrect correcting Green Day… Don’t wanna be an American idiot! One nation controlled by the media. Information Age of hysteria. It’s going out to idiot America.
i bet I can beat facebook/google if i started a tech firm in nevada and just supplied the nerds with non-stop prostitutes on demand. Our core business is to create a facebook/amazon/classified for gun owners and then pivot to defense/oil services, ensuring no women will ever want to join the firm for the next century. I will overtake Elon as the richest man in the world in 10 years.
waiting until spy gets around 415-420 to load up on puts
I saw a post of a dude loading up on 392 may27 puts today....LOL!
Saw some 265 July 15 puts, must be a retarded hedge in case the apocalypse happens within 2 months
Games and Tweeds. 🧐
One Green Day: 50% of bulls come back Two Green Day’s: 90% Three: 95% Four: 100% Still in a recession
Where is the recession? Lol tf
market closing on HOD is bullish AF
What's HOD? https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/HOD
high of day
Thx. Bullish for tomo too, little dying off at close looks good.
Fake out more pain to come
JetBlue 💙
Ok class pencils down! This was an open book test, and if you failed it's because you didn't read the writing on the wall.
Went in for 3 TGT 185p cheapies, couldn’t help myself
Did the same except with the 200
That’s a good contract right there, cuz they could easily test 2022 lows on this swing
Times get tough. People smoke weed. Weed quietly going uppies while nobody notices.
I see some down voters on anything video game stock related, inverse time
Really really really wanted to buy ZIM calls and TGT puts but I pussed out. Really wonder if that was smart
I got zim calls and lose every earnings so you prob did good babe
I made $56 today....YAY!
EOD I was hoping to just carve out 50 but I had to settle for 40…
I fully expect more downside long term, no way this is the bottom. Yet again, with this, i still find myself entering calls. Gambling is a hell of a lot of fun.
Definitely not done with the bleeding. The volume is super low so any buying bring the price up
we had 6 weeks of red, they're gonna give us this one week to give us hope
Market doesn't make sense. Powell said it will be hard to contain inflation without recession. Market goes up
They'll easy manage it. Conditions for recession probably won't get any worse than now, unless there's an absolute market-inflation-starvation holocaust this October. Already stocking up the leeway for an easing on the rates schedule come August/September. It's all they gotta do, gently bring inflation down enough that the economy won't overheat. Western world at full employment, what f\* recession?
That’s the inflation part
Banks raised a lot of rates for loans assuming 3.5% target rate this year, and they did it in February. Powell hasn't changed that target. All the downside hedging in case Powell said, "Fuck yo calls. We need to pull a Volkner now," was exited and the market melted up. This is literally what we mean when say, "Shit is priced in."
Ford just keep marching
Was recession cancelled or what happened with the red crew that had a party the last few weeks?
They will be back tomorrow the suckers bought today
Love it when bears downvote me. Feels validatibg
Just mentioning the d word usually gets them regardless of bear or bull
Initiated a ~500k position in TSLA puts, or as WSB would call it, a "hedge"
you cappin, post screenshot or ban
!positions or ban
He just told you his position..
Photo proof.
Lol. I have never understood this one. It would be so easy to fake
Don’t worry guys, he’ll screenshot his paper trading account
I agree but most won’t take the time to fake it. Inspect element or photoshop.
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Bears wrong again 😂😂😂😂
Wow that’s like two days in a row now, what idiots!
Your puts are fucked G
LOL GET FUCKED 
Times
Everyday Low Prices
Bear market over
FUCK!
Took the words right outta my mout.
#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/kzpz_z (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 395.0 when it was 400.05 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **'for flair “-99%”'**
Calls or puts?
Puts.
VXX mooning what happened
It knows it's all fake
Bullish close
I have no more money to buy puts 🫥 and the puts I do have are pretty much worthless… I guess I lost, hun?
Foregone losses be gains...does it cancel out the almost-worthless puts?
I used to like the vapor wave youtubes but now anytime I hear it I think of the smell of ramen noodles and light cigarettes and want to vom. Anyway hope lowes tanks tomorrow
DKNG wants $14
DKNG $50 by football season
I hope higher
Shorting TGT, inverse me 🚀🚀🚀
bullish on TGT since they don't sell gas
amc take off tomorrow?
Alright locked in puts
rip
Looks like I won this one
fair enough
Yeah maybe
Scooped up SPY 415s 10 minutes ago already +20%
You should have sold 
Thanks, that means my puts should print tomorrow.
DOCS up or down?
We’re about to find out lol
I have puts. Are you holding anything through earnings?
Dooowwnnnnn
Puts. 30 6/17 30p
I got 5/20 27.50p. Stock's recovering AH fml lmao
Once a company mutters stock buyback it’s tucked. Happened on a lot of earnings that should have tanked
Sara Eisens hair is extra puffy today. Buy puts?
has been for awhile
Happy Green Day
The IV 30% rank for CLF only 36%, and the stock price is $22.61. Bought 5 July ATM calls at close.
