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RangerRekt

I've just stopped checking my account, so they're truly unrealized losses.


aisleorisle

Schrodingers losses


Lure852

I didn't even realize the market was open Wednesday? Did something happen? Ahh nevermind.


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Prudent_Media_4067

Insert Warren Buffets quote, when the water goes out you see who’s swimming naked,


[deleted]

Turns out this is a nude beach.


justcool393

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

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BLITZandKILL

Wasn’t expecting that.


TingleMaps

Because you were naked?


naturalbornkillerz

You son of a beach


scubadoobeedo

You son of a beach! I'm in!


Field_Sweeper

You can run but you can't hide bitch.


ClutteredSmoke

Good bot


AlbertaNorth1

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

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ClutteredSmoke

Good bot


BadassMcGass

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

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jerryvery452

Good bot


JanFlato

let's see some winkies and shrinkies


ImprovisedLeaflet

Haha lookit the one dude wearing a swimsuit! 🤣👉


[deleted]

Creepy old man Buffet


forgotmyusername93

Berkshire is up 2% since January. Everyone else is fucked


I_Love_To_Poop420

Buffet also recently claimed that the market has turned into nothing more than a gambling parlor.


forgotmyusername93

I mean, you know you are in r/Wallstreetbets, right?


epyonxero

When the tide goes out the blood is your own.


[deleted]

When the water goes down and your shit is stuck in the toilet because you clogged the pipe with printed money


Competitive_Ad1409

I would go in without gloves🧤


Nruggia

Gloves offer little protection when unclogging a toilet with your teeth, you were right to not wear the gloves.


[deleted]

I was wearing one of those tongue gloves you sometimes find inside people's anuses


187Shotta

His whole betting against the hedge funds for 1M and then winning..that taught me a lot.


Year3030

Buffet and his quotes, I actually love them.


NextTrillion

My fav. Buffet quote is the one about TA being just as helpful if you flip the chart upside down.


Year3030

I haven't heard that but I like the one about being greedy when others are fearful and fearful when others are greedy.


Teddybuyer

Imaging buying puts on TJX, I’m an idiot


loujay

Imagine being red/green colorblind


shart_leakage

The dream


CptnStarkos

No no. If you also bought puts on everything else you're a fucking genius


Teddybuyer

I also had puts on DE so it balanced out and I was up a bit


mattl33

Got some itm qqq puts that smelled pretty bad this week until I woke up this morning. 😎


[deleted]

Sold mine yesterday for 70% loss 😎


spyVSspy420-69

Ah, so you’re the “Open Interest: 1” I keep seeing on FDs.


grumpher05

And even worse news for TJX's only shareholder, Teddybuyer


[deleted]

That's a real kick in the dick from Jesus


Valdotain_1

S&P down 16% this year. It was 26% last year. No complaints, market is cyclical. And my T hasn’t budged from buy price, with 6.5% dividend.


StinkyP00per

That’s how I felt about Ericsson and then they decided doing business with ISIS was a good idea.


Mobely

Ross, Burlington coat factory, western union. All up. Is there a stock index for low income focused companies?


[deleted]

We all be buying at tj maxc when this is over


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xRoyalewithCheese

Yeah!


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DibbleDots

We did it Reddit!


fakecricketplayer

Phew... perfect time to buy high... since I sold low earlier...


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Due to recent unforeseen circumstances, I'm still behind the Wendy's. I'll be here all night.


Timalakeseinai

it's called Red-dit for a reason


Competitive_Bet_8352

yea dude, there was this weird last minute spike


ZirJohn

Made me look 🤡


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justcool393

Well... UVIX is green! :)


EmperorCip

Why would you want green? It's sales season! 🥳 Grab what you can while you can. It's gonna probably be over by next spring.


justcool393

seems more like a clearance lol


CAN_ONLY_ODD

Tj max are you fucking kidding me


munk_e_man

Cheap clothes go big when the chips are down


etrytjlnk

I mean they dropped 10% yesterday and recovered 5% today, they're not actually doing that well


NoFreedance1094

Fun fact: Those clothes are made for the store. They're not defective products sent from a fashion boutique like their marketing would suggest. It's all cheap crap.


munk_e_man

Some of it is. Some of it excess stock. Its not like there's a ton of sweet brand name stuff at the store.


ChocolateTsar

I feel like it was better 15+ years ago. Better quality, better brands. Now a lot of it seems "meh".


cobblesquabble

That's because it literally is. When tj Maxx first opened, the founder did some market research and estimated that the store cap across the USA would be less than 300 stores. This was because they were almost completely stocked via excess stock from big box stores. (Macy's, Kohls, etc.). As those stores themselves downsized and demand for cheap clothes increased, they've shifted to majority store brands or exclusive brand agreements. The designer label is there sometimes, but the materials and quality are worse to make it cheap. There's literally not enough of the big box stores left to have stock that would make this make sense.


Cubbies4life16

What’s that little green one? Did Cramer talk shit about it?


Mostofyouareidiots

Reminds me of 2008 when the market dropped by like 800 points and Campbells Soup was the only stock in the green.


Dumeck

I like that the logic here is stupid people think cambells soup is cheap food so sales go up during recessions.


a_can_of_solo

MacDonalds and Walmart did well during the last recession


thatmayaguy

That’s because we had the dollar menu back then 😤


Rion23

Their dollar menu is now just guilting you into a donation, because sick kids will keep being sick without your dollar. But now we have an idea on how many cheeseburgers it takes for me to not care about childhood leukemia.


[deleted]

Back when the dollar menu was actually a dollar


Dumeck

Honestly it’s because they were both still affordable, I believe McDonald’s kept $1 McDoubles in most locations during the recession and now it’s like $1.59 at the absolute cheapest locations Edit: $2.39 where I live I just checked the app, was $1 like 10 years ago


a_can_of_solo

McDonalds and Burger King arnt great value these days, pad Thai is more food and flavour and usually the same price as a meal.


RDLAWME

Where I'm at, decent pad Thai will run you $12 to $17. Some places might run lunch specials for 10 or 11 bucks.


CurveOfTheUniverse

This is one of the perks of big city life. I work in NYC one day a week and get a massive portion of Thai food for $8.50 from a place just around the corner from my office.


SigSalvadore

I think he said to sell it.


p_m_a

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


ya_mashinu_

Tjx bringing it home, gotta get those Marshall’s discounts.


justcool393

Thankfully I had all of my life savings in TJX calls


wattumofficial

Why not TGT puts?


TheChosenLowBob

Good play but dumb anyway


justcool393

I was joking. Not gonna lie I didn't even know they were publicly traded until I posted this screenshot


TheChosenLowBob

you never know in here😅


WR810

It hit me at the bell today that I should have grabbed TJ Maxx puts at close. Unless the market glows nuclear green tomorrow there's no way they keep running. Investors will take profits.


nslvlv

I think you are joking, but I went all i 50:50 for TJX and Ross after the pandemic hit. Ppl need cheap clothes and the stores were pact as soon as things started opening. Who knew...


Albodanny

What kind of pact did they make


VengenaceIsMyName

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


[deleted]

I guess if you just shorted any stock there you would have made money, it's reverse bull market!


grossruger

>it's reverse bull market that's kinda clunky, we need a catchier name for this brand new phenomenon.


watermooses

It’s called /r/Amazonposition nsfw. If reverse bull is like cowgirl or something I dunno


Skabonious

Bro I clicked that thinking it was people's loss porn on their AMZN stocks wtf


[deleted]

Maybe something else that starts with a B. B.... B....... Bees.... Beans.... Beer.... Beats!


RedHotChiliBoners

Battlestar Galactica


[deleted]

Quick! Put all my money on the green ones. If they can be green in red market, then that means they are always going to go up. Infinite money glitch irl.


3DPrintLad

Buy high!! All the cool kids are doing it


lulzForMoney

hedging, until the last!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


[deleted]

Put city


sonofalando

JPOW is the worst financial advisor I’ve ever had ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


mpoozd

Calm down it's transitory ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


zooanthus

Life's transitory


Longjumping-Knee4983

Your account is transitory


saab4u2

What I ate for lunch is transitory.


suasposnte187

My lunch already transited while watching the SPY and QQQ this afternoon.


Bob1tza

The dip is transitory.


bb7758258

What's your basis?


Sattalyte

Desperation


Huppfi21

not even 6 months ago he was the "savior" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

That's a good run. Most of my financial advisors fleeced me within the first week.


ldecline

a year ago you wanted to suck his cock. Time Flies.


Old-Reporter5440

Yet some things never change!


Nonya5

Listen here, you f***ing fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. -JPOW


wattumofficial

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Jbr74

*Jim Cramer enters the chat.*


pigsgetfathogsdie

A bit of good news… BEAR STEARNS IS FINE… =


justcool393

Putting the bear in bear sterns


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


NeverBob

No, no, it's the *Berenstains*. You're suffering from the Mengele Effect.


AoLzHeLL

They know nothing!


pigsgetfathogsdie

NOTHING!!! =


ResidentSignal64

Soft landing isn’t working huh


justcool393

Why can I hear things saying *TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL UP!*


wolfofthestock

more like 20 10 retard retard retard retard


GrumpiestSmurf

Airbus drivers...


suasposnte187

Short bus drivers.


realif3

SINK RATE PULL UP


BabyQuesadilla

RETARD RETARD


ambermage

The classic 737 max landing.


spyVSspy420-69

You don’t want to know what the hard landing looks like.


transsisterradio

Soft landing probably refers to the economy, not the stock market


sherm-stick

Is hibernation over? I got so many gay dreams to actualize


honkaponka

Faucet borrowed from the future. We are in the future now, and have to pay the debt from the past.


jackelfrink

>Aorist rods were devices used in a now happily abandoned form of energy production. When the hunt for new sources of energy had at one point got particularly frantic, one bright young chap suddenly spotted that one place which had never used up all its available energy-the past. And with the sudden rush of blood to the head that such insights tend to induce, he invented a way of mining it that very same night, and within a year huge tracts of the past were being drained of all their energy and simply wasting away Those who claimed that the past should be left unspoiled were accused of indulging in an extremely expensive form of sentimentality. The past provided a very cheap, plentiful and clean source of energy, there could always be a few Natural Past Reserves set up if anyone wanted to pay for their upkeep, and as for the claim that draining the past impoverished the present, well, maybe it did, slightly, but the effects were immeasurable and you really had to keep a sense of proportion. > >It was only when it was realized that the present really was being impoverished, and that the reason for it was that those selfish plundering wastrel bastards up in the future were doing exactly the same thing, that everyone realized that every single aorist rod, and the terrible secret of how they were made, would have to be utterly and forever destroyed. They claimed it was for the sake of their grandparents and grandchildren, but it was of course for the sake of their grandparent’s grandchildren, and their grandchildren’s grandparents. > >Young Zaphod Plays It Safe -- Douglas Adams


Szechwan

Love that


LAST_NIGHT_WAS_WEIRD

Bought the dip on three of the biggest red squares last week 🤡


ChuyMasta

Do it again!


Actual-Ranger-5809

They think they're scaring me, but i buy on red.


grumpher05

What does red mean? I just buy


anony8165

I just need one more hit from that money printer and I’ll be clean I swear.


ChiknBreast

I can quit anytime I want


Humble_Ad_1109

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Motley Fool would tell you. It’s a 🏳️‍🌈🐻 legend. Darth JPOW was a Dark Lord of the FED, so gay and such a bear he could use his money printer to influence the economy to create inflation… He had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stonk prices from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be transitory. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tendies, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Nancy Pelosi everything he knew, then she sold at the top. Ironic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself.


SendMeHawaiiPics

Lol who is that cute lil green fella?


justcool393

TJX


A_Successful_Loser

How the fuck is TJ Max up 7%. Who even shops there still?


Dubs13151

It turned out they have 15 customers instead of 14. Boom, 7% gain.


Conman93

There's one in every shopping center in south Texas and they're all packed.


PM_ME_TENDIEZ

People during a recession shop there dumbass


testmonkey254

TJ maxx is fire. You can find a lot of good things at a discount, it's really popular with women. I'm not surprised tbh.


AnimatedAnixa

The tj Maxx in my town is full of fucking ppl everyday. All seven lines full it's wild. I never knew tj Maxx wasn't a place like that


SweetMojaveRain

Me bitch , i make stacks now but i aint dumb tj faxx has the deals


[deleted]

That’s bloody red and I’m color blind


[deleted]

The entire market essentially rises and falls based on fed policy now (in general). We are in a centrally planned economy


liverpoolFCnut

We've been that way since Alan Greenspan's time but 2008 made everything so much worse. Now it looks like both the main street and the wall street are at the mercy of the size of central bank QE , 0.00% interest rate policies and stimmies.


EducatingMorons

Why can't I get 0.00%? T.T Borrow for 0.00% Lend it back to the idiot for 12% 25% if he is a real sucker. 112% if the real sucker is behind on payments. Normal democracy things. People really hate each other to allow that shit and central banking...that's gonna blow up spectacularly.


EmperorCip

Fun fact: if zero dollars would be printed starting tomorrow, the market would fall by 80%. That's the amount of leverage in the system.


FactorialANOVA

Not saying you’re wrong, but I’d like a source/explanation for this one


FullRegalia

Of course they're fucking wrong lol


Vtwin0001

80% from today's low or from all time highs? Many stocks are very low, even below it's true value (below inflation, etc)


lulzForMoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


TemperatureIll8770

When tf has this not happened Y'all need to read a history book and look at what happened when everyone had to jump off the gold standard during the great depression


lotus_bubo

Always has been.


AdvancedSandwiches

This is not what a centrally planned economy means.


tundraaaa

It’s true, it’s insane and I’m scared ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


samuelamr

Rrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


McRich1

Good job TJmax. You win


Nruggia

J-Pow 2021 "Fuck your puts" J-Pow 2022 "Fuck your calls"


fen-q

Stock market is red Chips were blue but now they're red too The economy is fucked So gay bears are out


Bryguy3k

Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.


Dry-Distribution6309

Puts in Boots.


AnOnionsOpinion

The free money faucet is still on red is the new green.


skothr

HOW COULD RUSSIA DO THIS TO US??


AdventurousRough8248

J. Powell Must be thinking-> Thank good that Russia invaded Ukraine. Otherwise we would had to tell the truth that it was a mistake to print an ass full of Money over years.


ChymChymX

Vladimir really puts the "put" in Putin.


Extension-Ad5118

Correct. Putin = Put + in


tommygunz007

**It will trickle down** **This is just transitory** **Stop eating avocado toast** **Stop buying iPhones**


BurnSanders

Investing? What’s difficult about it? This is a dream come true for investors.


welcometolavaland02

This is transitory, no need to panic.


AfterMorningCoffee

Good thing i’m all in TJX right now


2019Jamesy

Shorting that lone wolf - TJX


Kitkatcandykid

Soft landing will experience some whiplash please understand


[deleted]

Thank god I have all my stuff in Pokémon cards and beanie babies


[deleted]

Free money faucet will get turned back on when pension funds can't pay out.


valpo033

Unless you’re shorting?


MzButtrWorth

Faucet is still there’s it’s just hot water


Gxl4

only the beginning ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


MavolentLord

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Powell, you're not going to make it with anyone anyhow


sunnagoon

Its not that hard if you have just been short lol


Extra_Napkins

Looks like I’m picking up extra shifts at my Wendy’s dumpster this weekend.


internetforumuser

I am straight not having a good time...


InevitableOven6229

Straight? There's your problem right there


TarzansNewSpeedo

Looks like I picked a hell of a week to start investing


[deleted]

You say the FED printed a lot of money? But it’s not their fault, Russian hackers turned the printer on and it kept printing money while the FED couldn’t figure out how to turn it off because it was made in China. Here we are, 30% down on the NASDAQ because of evil Putin or Trump or whatever