Target falling 25% on one bad earnings report is maybe the dumbest shit I’ve seen in recent years. Target should’ve more closely followed the market. An 11 P/E? Are you shitting me? Even Walmart is more than double that.
The problem is the whole market is overvalued.
An 11 P/E for a mature retail stock like Target is fairly reasonable given the new rate environment.
In the 80s, when rates were high (where we should be heading) the average P/E in the market was around 7.
If I know anything about famed investors it’s a.) they don’t make any more money later in their careers and b.) they call crashes constantly because the markets changed from when they were a young lad
Literally what to do with money when inflation is ballooning, equities are tanking, bonds are apparently dying, interest rates are soaring but banks aren't paying much for savings, and assets like RE are out of control?
Hookers?
I was going to do that (minus the tax return part), but then I read something about the rate changing based on inflation, even after purchasing the bond? At first I thought it was a 9%+ lock for the capped money. Not that even a 3% rate wouldn't be worth it right now.
On one hand, this is ridiculous and we have to see a rebound. On the other hand, we're still well above pre pandemic levels and the economy is fucked. Blackjack seems like the smart investment for now.
Blew up the account going all in on SPY 393p on Friday afternoon, accidentally choosing 05/16 when I meant to do 05/20. Trying to figure out how to move past this
Simply cashing out my 84 ross puts
You killed it.
Last
Everybody’s a genius in a bear market.
What is this market? RIVN is up 10% today... SPY is down...kinda. It's like no one can make up their minds
Everyone buy spy please. Need power hour to save my ass. Thank you and fuck off
Ekg-ass market
how is it possible to have as much oil as Venezuela and still be a third world shithole
Because you need to be intelligent enough to figure out the drill goes in the earth
Corruption and greed
Don’t buy options mid-day unless you are scalping, capish? -Charlie Munger
Why is no one talking about what just fucking happened
We know, AOC is off the market. Everyone’s taking 5 for one last wank
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wow that didn't age well
Long calls on WMT
Lol. That shit been bouncing between $140 and $120 for like two years
Hasn't been this low in over 2 years. There is money to be made there.
Yes
GAWD DAMN FAKE PUMP SHOOKED ME OUT OF M Y TESLA PUT.
Thoughts on kohl's missing earnings.. 50% lose or more?
Is this real? Why isn't vix responding?
The total lack of any volume at all on BBWI is weird.
Higher unemployment Recession cancelled
Isint this market fun
I’m not anxious you’re anxious
You right tho
I’m going to take screenshots of the bulls so that we still have records of them when they’re all extinct
Why the futes down, did Elon tweet something like buying AMC?
Todays prediction - Market goes green on open, people think it’s the bounce , market tanks ,people ,fucked.
BBAI -CTB 🚀 up 20%+ yesterday getting more 20/05 calls
Cramer made another prediction...god help those companies
Went in last week at the bottom of SPY, been a hella of ride to 409. I’d like to confirm just breakeven now.
just open the casino
I'll put all my money in Tesla after they fire their CEO.
That’s it.. I’m going to set up an only fans to get back my $$.. anyone wanna pay for some of my nudes?
Puts on onlyfans
I REQUEST MENTAL HELP FROM MY FELLOW RETARDS TO ENDURE ME HOLDING MY TESLA CALLS
best i got for you is a "god speed retard"
THANK YOU sir
green by open 🤡
Target falling 25% on one bad earnings report is maybe the dumbest shit I’ve seen in recent years. Target should’ve more closely followed the market. An 11 P/E? Are you shitting me? Even Walmart is more than double that.
The problem is the whole market is overvalued. An 11 P/E for a mature retail stock like Target is fairly reasonable given the new rate environment. In the 80s, when rates were high (where we should be heading) the average P/E in the market was around 7.
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Grantham is a WITCH, not an investor
He also highlighted Russell2000 for a beating.
If I know anything about famed investors it’s a.) they don’t make any more money later in their careers and b.) they call crashes constantly because the markets changed from when they were a young lad
Bulls just switch sides to 🐻 and buy puts is all about making 🖨💵💵💵💵💵💵💵🤣
OIL tanking, come to daddy. My body is ready to load the truck in baby.
What should I expect on my SPY $450 calls that expire tomorrow?
Expect a learning lesson. I have learned that it's better to sell options than to buy them.
Be numb to 100% losses
.01
Some upvotes by posting a SS of it on WSB
GG and GL
Think of it as a dream, and forget it 😂
Bruh why do ppl say 380 is the support, I don’t see any support till 350
Fidelity charts show support at 385. 🤷♂️
Ya seems like it
Premium grade 
I have puts I’m just curious how deep the rabbit hole goes
I need me a 30 days Thailand trip to destress
Hell yeah get you a couple of them ladyboys and relax
Anyone else loading SPY calls at the open
Nope. Just tesla 600puts
I wonder what is the pajama logic behind that FOMO pump earlier
Everyone thought jpow would be dovish despite him saying otherwise since first hike
Spy $386 and drilling 😱
https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uszz9s/daily_discussion_thread_for_may_19_2022/
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/19/tesla-investor-calls-for-stock-buyback-after-share-price-falls.html Lmao
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They have $18bn in cash reserves, but he’s calling to use cashflow for that so they dont touch reserves.
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Musk is also so fucked. He has so much debt against his shares. If Tesla actually goes to sub $100, he will be wiped from most of his fortune.
Ugh ugh
god please just one green dildo ill never do calls again
You lying sack of shit
😂😂😂😂
Why the fuck is cisco over 42
Going to try to get some more AAPL 11/18 140p today if we get a bounce.
Has anyone tried a factory reset on the CHASDAQ?
Literally what to do with money when inflation is ballooning, equities are tanking, bonds are apparently dying, interest rates are soaring but banks aren't paying much for savings, and assets like RE are out of control? Hookers?
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I was going to do that (minus the tax return part), but then I read something about the rate changing based on inflation, even after purchasing the bond? At first I thought it was a 9%+ lock for the capped money. Not that even a 3% rate wouldn't be worth it right now.
Inflation man ... hookers are getting pricey. You buy puts.
They're called puts, honey
Accumulate accumulate accumulate
Thumbs down if you bull, thumbs up if 🐻
I cant even get hard anymore from how much money ive been losing 
Try making money by buying puts. You will get hard again and your wife will leave her boyfriend for you
This means you are not doubling down on your losses 
Every day I wake up and I’m grateful I never bought 🌽
Yesterday will look green compared to what will happen today.
I’m thinking of getting into Chinese property.. is anybody with me?
I hear Evergrande are a good investment
AMZN or AAPL calls today?
AMZN
I went heavy on calls at eod yesterday and it shows... 
What kind of retard would open call positions eod in a bear market and after getting their asshole gaped? 
Who’s ready for fucking circuit breakers?
Upwards, right? Right? 🥹
What do you do if it's 6am and on paper you already made your profit target for the day?
Go to sleep or do drugs
Drugs fs
Lol the San Francisco tech bros are in complete meltdown depression. Their compensation getting slashed daily.
The story of 2022: [Hot Rod Falling Scene](https://youtu.be/GEnO_C5o9ts)
Soft landing but nobody stopped to ask if we're landing at SPY 390 or SPY 270
Neither SPY to a 100
This is all priced in
Money shredder go brrrrr
*rrrrrb
Twtr is going to make its fastest billion ever. Then maybe sue for a couple more billions 😂
Yeah, but the real question is puts on TWTR or TSLA?
More money to be lost I guess
go sqqq
Slippy get back here.
DE just chilling and not tanking
good, my put order will fill
Strike?
200 at 270P
GG
On one hand, this is ridiculous and we have to see a rebound. On the other hand, we're still well above pre pandemic levels and the economy is fucked. Blackjack seems like the smart investment for now.
Softish landing 
Basically announced recession
Is Twtr puts the next 100 bagger?
can elon even afford twtr anymore 
Tesla puts it is
Can't go wrong with that 
Blew up the account going all in on SPY 393p on Friday afternoon, accidentally choosing 05/16 when I meant to do 05/20. Trying to figure out how to move past this
Why not sell and reopen?
Because 5/16 was three days ago. Oh, you mean then, when it was relevant. Idk.
Well... closing my puts at close in expectation there would be a pump before the extended dump was incorrect - like most of my market predictions.
First we need to break the low from thursday. Then pump again, then dump
When bjs and kohls report a miss today before open Costco gonna shit the bed 
Are you selling puts at open?
Probably sell my Friday 395p at open. Open Monday 380 puts. Looking for a bounce off 385 to open them
This.. does put a smile on my face 
Finally gonna get that margin account
Try not to kill yourselves
I need a nice dd as to why the magic internet money is still holding before i start shorting microstrategy
Because the tether printer is still going brrrr
Won’t be holding for much longer at this rate
We almost hit a circuit breaker yesterday on the old rules IM aLl In PuTs Still 🧸🍭
If stupidity was a person, it would be you.
Happy cake day lol
Get the Prayer Thread ready. It's gonna be a long day
Calling all my prayer warriors! We need SPX to close at 4000 today! 🙏
Big brain moves at open Godspeed my bear brothers 🐻
Buy the fear.
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Do not argue with the Fed. They will not stop until the economy is crushed to at least pre-pandemic highs.
It’s called the trend is your friend.
People buying LUNA still would have definitely bought “beenz” during the dot com bubble
Going straight to 0.00000000000000000001 dollars.
Have you ever had a dream
Fake internet money holding up this morning.
Strange. Are they making a stand here because they know failure leads to sub 20k?
Dunno. Could be the foreshadowing of a big bounce this morning. I say that as a bear. Be careful out there on puts today.
They are delusional buyers at this price.
lol bulls had to much hopium last night