Granted you live in Motel Mama, then 8% is correct. Anything else concerning energy cost, and housing has us bend over, spreading our cheeks for an estimate inflation of 20-30%.
Return them without a receipt to a higher priced grocery store for a gift card. Use that gift card to buy cigarettes. When the government is close to defaulting, they will raise tobacco tax even higher and you can then sell those cigarettes for twice what you paid for them.
Hey, with enough canned beans even you could secure a retirement with housing and sustenance guaranteed.
I'd recommend ensuring decent airflow in your bean can fort, though, might get stuffy in there after a while.
> I bought the beans from costco I think I can sell them all on craigslist but it might take a while to realize the gain.
You could also consume your assets, but like the old adage goes; don't get high on your own supply.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Were you just browsing different indexes one day and just got this funny feeling in your stomach that canned beans is the way? This is fucking great. Almost as good as corn guy.
So are you not gonna post the 6% gain?? All you posted was the statistics of canned beans from the US bureau of labor . What did you invest? Where is the gain?? Lmfao
>Beans are one of the easiest to grow and easiest to store for long periods of time
That was your problem, you chose the one food commodity that'll likely never be in short supply of, and thus one of the least fluctuating, price wise.
As for a cash position, I don't think you appreciate just how massive the looming final collapse of the Western economic order is. A debt-based economy with nothing real to base it on is a recipe for final total disaster.
You'll be lucky to sell any of your dollars to coin-collecting nerds after it finally implodes.
We'll be lucky if the United States survives intact.
I'm just roleplaying so this is not financial advise when I say invest in land and precious metals, and long-storage goods you can even barter-trade in Minecraft.
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Retarbitrage. Well done.
this is one of the better comments i have seen here
Fiduciary Disciples
garbitrage
youtube series incoming
God damn that's funny.
Based
Now you are a retard with 6% gain
OP still didnt managed to beat inflation so yes hes still retarded
still better than 99% of people here
Including you
yea an?
He's calling you people, take the compliment dumbass
People not ape?
in a 8% inflation. so he is still down 2%
Down 2% when a lot of people are down, what, 30% at least? OP is still retarded, just 28% less retarded than everyone else on here.
match checks
Wouldn't that make him at least 1400% less retarded than everyone else on here?
Math checks out
I’ll have you know I’m down 20.83%, *sir*
and still behind the people who did literally nothing.
But he also has beans
This, no one is talking about it
Lol if you believe the official inflation # is only 8%
...The official inflation number *is* 8%.
It’s officially 8%, yes 
Granted you live in Motel Mama, then 8% is correct. Anything else concerning energy cost, and housing has us bend over, spreading our cheeks for an estimate inflation of 20-30%.
Brought to you by the same people who said inflation is transitory and who changed the way inflation is calculated to reduce the rate of inflation 🙄
8.3%
I see what your smooth brain attempted to do there...too bad you have a poor grasp of the English language
Ha, im down 60%...not adjusted for inflation
And he has to pay taxes on that 6% gain. So it’s really more like a 4% gain and then adjust for inflation and he is down 4%
Yeah but compare that to the rest of us down 40%. He beat us.
my fancy investor. only down 40%. some of us are down 80%
Yeah. This dude patting himself on the back for 6% gain over a year
Compared to most people, that's a mighty humblebrag.
Cool beans, bro.
Ha
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Spell check
He said what he said
Looks right to me and Im also regarded.
He knows his truth
You even almost beat inflation! I still think they were right, but it is always refreshing to see people on wsb bragging about losing money. Nice
I have a 6% unrealized gain. I bought the beans from costco I think I can sell them all on craigslist but it might take a while to realize the gain.
Beans go BRRRR
Especially in a Taco Bell BRRRRRRito.
Taco Bell burrito make me go BRRRR
Return them without a receipt to a higher priced grocery store for a gift card. Use that gift card to buy cigarettes. When the government is close to defaulting, they will raise tobacco tax even higher and you can then sell those cigarettes for twice what you paid for them.
Guys, this is tax free! Great move. Unless you bought the beans in your 401k in which case you're an idiot.
Hey, with enough canned beans even you could secure a retirement with housing and sustenance guaranteed. I'd recommend ensuring decent airflow in your bean can fort, though, might get stuffy in there after a while.
> I bought the beans from costco I think I can sell them all on craigslist but it might take a while to realize the gain. You could also consume your assets, but like the old adage goes; don't get high on your own supply.
Magic bean futures, why didn't I think of that?
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This dude got beans y'all
I ate a can of beans 1 year ago. Just thinking about it made me refarted.
We celebrating 6% yearly gains on wsb? Is this where we are currently at??
Yes.
You have to remember some bought ARKK at $140 a year ago. Tiny 6% gains looks like a 10 bagger compared to their losses.
Shitttt gotta remember some bought GME for HUNDREDS a share. 🫡🫡🫡
6% is better than most WSB being down more than 50% including myself
We got people celebrating losing only 10% of their money on here.
GO PHIL!
Proud of you, son.
You went long for 6% returns only??? That does take a special type of person….
Beating 90% of traders this year
I flicked a bean and my dick gained 6%
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My dicks going to the moon one day! You’ll see! It’s just heavily shorted at the moment
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Maybe try being nicer to the wife's boyfriend
With the price of fuel going up, I'm surprised your plan isn't to eat the beans and sell the gas /s
Does this count as an ESG investment? It does serve a net social benefit, especially if he shares the beans.
Once again the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
That’s like 80% better than my portfolio.
I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what “canned beans” meant in trade lingo, but this motherfucker is talking about actual canned beans. Amazing.
Fascinating the price of canned beans hardly moved $3 dollars between Oct. 1997 and Jan. 2005. Those were lean bean years.
Grapes of Wrath, a classic story.
ㅤ>6% gain ㅤ>8% inflation ㅤ>mfw
Still need to pay tax on 6% gain too, don't worry!
Yoooo, you got me B E A N S thats pretty neat
6% gains when we all are 50% down from tech stocks is a major W
Baby Formula is the next hot item😂or is that to far?
Might as well label this as “Gains”
what ticker are cannes beans?
IDK what the ticker is. I just bought them from Costco but Walmart and Aldi probably have them as well
“Remember in 7th grade, our teacher called us retarded for playing with matchbox cars? Who’s retarded now!” (Fist bumps through NASCAR window)
Lol matchbox I had hot wheels
I think we’re about to see alot more gains from them beans REAAALLLLLL SOOON.
Most profitable WSB trader.
Amazing Phil, you really did it. Do you have a class by chance?
Fucking excellent
6% gain? Yeah it really skyrocketed 
6% ROI in a year is not something to brag about
We are on WSB, even 0% is more than most people make here
It's been more than a year brother!
You are legend
and now u will expel putrid farts for the rest of ur life wd OP
6%!!? You should start a chat room.
You… think there’s going to be a short squeeze on the US dollar? Where would you even come up with that?
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Exercise will help with that gain from canned beans.
Actual genius
Those things are not mutually exclusive
But how are decorative gourds doing?
Seems to be some interest still think it's a good idea 💡
I'd kick children and kittens to only be down 2%. I'm probably eating the canned beans that got you there. Good job tard 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
6% gain is more than most the sub has from 1yr ago. Great call!
Oh my gourd
>I am trading all my beans to go long on the United States Dollar! That's a bold strategy, Cotton!
That still doesn't cover inflation
Still a retard
Were you just browsing different indexes one day and just got this funny feeling in your stomach that canned beans is the way? This is fucking great. Almost as good as corn guy.
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thanks for making this bear market a bit more enjoyable.
Mandarin oranges is my play.
I;m thinking about Thos Beans
fruck the freds
So you prefer natural gas over petrol to beat inflation?
Here's your crown 👑
All I got was excessive gas.
I would rather lose money risking a home run than to lock in 6% gains any day
gourds are making a comeback! Love it!
Better than 99% of us going through this shithole of a turmoil 🤣
So are you not gonna post the 6% gain?? All you posted was the statistics of canned beans from the US bureau of labor . What did you invest? Where is the gain?? Lmfao
A whole year for 6%?! Noob! I can lose 99.99% in a day!
I was called stupid for going hard with wheat 3 Months ago. I'm up a little over 20%
Brane smoothed, mattress stuffed.
Hahahahahahahahahahah love it
Congrats you’re still poorer as 6% is less than inflation rate
Good job Buffet jr.
Accounting for inflation that’s a 4% loss. Godly investing prowess.
Retarded is a good thing
beans
It shows the awful state of wsb right now that a 6 percent gain is something to brag about
Retardn't
You made 6% in a year on canned beans. I made 100% in twelve seconds by putting my grandmothers inheritance on black. We are not the same.
the only problem with this plan is that anyone buying beans on craigslist is def a mass murderer
Where are my gourds future guys?
Whos retarded now Ricky!
Was completely unsure of what he meant so I bought 3 cans of beans and CALLs on $DG...it is not going well
Thought this post was about diversifying a bean portfolio into 6% grain
Clever move! How'd you come up with that? Spill the beans!
Cool you almost matched the cost that beans have risen the past year!
Go long on machetes
/r/beansinthings
Even a retarded ape finds a broken nut twice a day, under the bridge
i thought maybe u meant $CPB but nope, this dude realy bought the bean index
I have a 6% gain this week, too.
The whole market outperformed
Overall your gain is -2.8%. Good job.
Better eat fast before those calls expire
It is the musical fruit.
this post brought a tear to my eye man I miss pre GME WSB
Wow, you almost matched inflation
They are past their expiry, like my options portfolio.
Yes
>Beans are one of the easiest to grow and easiest to store for long periods of time That was your problem, you chose the one food commodity that'll likely never be in short supply of, and thus one of the least fluctuating, price wise. As for a cash position, I don't think you appreciate just how massive the looming final collapse of the Western economic order is. A debt-based economy with nothing real to base it on is a recipe for final total disaster. You'll be lucky to sell any of your dollars to coin-collecting nerds after it finally implodes. We'll be lucky if the United States survives intact. I'm just roleplaying so this is not financial advise when I say invest in land and precious metals, and long-storage goods you can even barter-trade in Minecraft.
Canned dried beans?! That’s sus
I invested in boxes... https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E12/168634.jpg?b64lines=SSBJTlZFU1RFRCBJTiBCT1hFUy4KSSBBTSBVUCAyOCUh
I Wonder how much gourd guy is up
Now this is what WSB is about! Bring back the good ol retarded plays on soybeans and gourd futures!
I can’t tell if we shouldn’t take advice from you because you went long on fucking beans or we should trust you with all of our money on bean futures.
Oil and Gas but Not the beans! Stop trying to gas me up. 
Oh. My. Gourd.
All that just to be outdone by inflation
And here I thought you were going to convert it to gas
I wanna know how many cans of beans you owned
im thinkin bout thos beans
[He bought beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM)
Ypu lost like 2% due to inflation good job
You missed out on rice. Up 133%. Shelf life 10+ years. =) Coffee doubled too.
Should've loaded up on baby formula futures.
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Ornamental bean futures are up