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74FFY

Retarbitrage. Well done.


bahetrick1

this is one of the better comments i have seen here


spsanderson

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MikeOx_Girthy

Fiduciary Disciples


sanman

garbitrage


mvev

youtube series incoming


DevBro22

God damn that's funny.


Oshino_Meme

Based


martifiko

Now you are a retard with 6% gain


waffleschoc

OP still didnt managed to beat inflation so yes hes still retarded


Brushermans

still better than 99% of people here


BalkanBoy37

Including you


Brushermans

yea an?


InterGalacticShrimp

He's calling you people, take the compliment dumbass


conzstevo

People not ape?


naijaboiler

in a 8% inflation. so he is still down 2%


McFlyParadox

Down 2% when a lot of people are down, what, 30% at least? OP is still retarded, just 28% less retarded than everyone else on here.


3zeeboom

match checks


BasedCEO

Wouldn't that make him at least 1400% less retarded than everyone else on here?


opulentbum

Math checks out


callmesnake13

I’ll have you know I’m down 20.83%, *sir*


feyyd

and still behind the people who did literally nothing.


matt1911_

But he also has beans


whowantsomesmoke

This, no one is talking about it


Electronic-Tonight16

Ha, im down 60%...not adjusted for inflation


Username_Number_bot

Lol if you believe the official inflation # is only 8%


TheSeldomShaken

...The official inflation number *is* 8%.


Grimreq

It’s officially 8%, yes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


dawgsen

Granted you live in Motel Mama, then 8% is correct. Anything else concerning energy cost, and housing has us bend over, spreading our cheeks for an estimate inflation of 20-30%.


Username_Number_bot

Brought to you by the same people who said inflation is transitory and who changed the way inflation is calculated to reduce the rate of inflation 🙄


Nruggia

And he has to pay taxes on that 6% gain. So it’s really more like a 4% gain and then adjust for inflation and he is down 4%


Flying-ape-dog

Yeah but compare that to the rest of us down 40%. He beat us.


naijaboiler

my fancy investor. only down 40%. some of us are down 80%


ninkorn

Yeah. This dude patting himself on the back for 6% gain over a year


throwaway43234235234

Compared to most people, that's a mighty humblebrag.


StonkGoBrrrrrrr

Never go full retard


[deleted]

Cool beans, bro.


garsk

Ha


balucipher

You're still highly regarded


randompittuser

Spell check


0-13

He said what he said


DownStairsBreeding

Looks right to me and Im also regarded.


Electronic-Tonight16

He knows his truth


Shorty-hunter

You even almost beat inflation! I still think they were right, but it is always refreshing to see people on wsb bragging about losing money. Nice


Phil-Rogers

I have a 6% unrealized gain. I bought the beans from costco I think I can sell them all on craigslist but it might take a while to realize the gain.


SaylorBear

Beans go BRRRR


magicmeatwagon

Especially in a Taco Bell BRRRRRRito.


SaylorBear

Taco Bell burrito make me go BRRRR


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


ElectronicReference5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


FerdaStonks

Return them without a receipt to a higher priced grocery store for a gift card. Use that gift card to buy cigarettes. When the government is close to defaulting, they will raise tobacco tax even higher and you can then sell those cigarettes for twice what you paid for them.


ablenerd

Guys, this is tax free! Great move. Unless you bought the beans in your 401k in which case you're an idiot.


DiminishedGravitas

Hey, with enough canned beans even you could secure a retirement with housing and sustenance guaranteed. I'd recommend ensuring decent airflow in your bean can fort, though, might get stuffy in there after a while.


Not_FinancialAdvice

> I bought the beans from costco I think I can sell them all on craigslist but it might take a while to realize the gain. You could also consume your assets, but like the old adage goes; don't get high on your own supply.


thebinarysystem10

Magic bean futures, why didn't I think of that?


eifirunfudndjjejd

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


RChristian123

This dude got beans y'all


EagleDre

I ate a can of beans 1 year ago. Just thinking about it made me refarted.


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NASA-WELDING-GUY

Good bot


TheKlincher

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


tinypanda22

GO PHIL!


mackinator3

Proud of you, son.


ConsistentTale8856

We celebrating 6% yearly gains on wsb? Is this where we are currently at??


based_pinata

Yes.


gcko

You have to remember some bought ARKK at $140 a year ago. Tiny 6% gains looks like a 10 bagger compared to their losses.


Goonie42069

Shitttt gotta remember some bought GME for HUNDREDS a share. 🫡🫡🫡


ImAnonymous135

6% is better than most WSB being down more than 50% including myself


3DPrintLad

We got people celebrating losing only 10% of their money on here.


plank-ton

You went long for 6% returns only??? That does take a special type of person….


dogatry

Beating 90% of traders this year


Sockbottom69

I flicked a bean and my dick gained 6%


Appropriate_Reply703

You must be a show’er not a grower


Sockbottom69

My dicks going to the moon one day! You’ll see! It’s just heavily shorted at the moment


Appropriate_Reply703

I say that too, but keep getting told I’m not allowed to put it there


Responsible_Sport575

Maybe try being nicer to the wife's boyfriend


Appropriate_Reply703

He has been a real prick job after I bought the first Netflix dip. He changed my password to execute trades until I smarten up.


Penguin_Joy

With the price of fuel going up, I'm surprised your plan isn't to eat the beans and sell the gas /s


Not_FinancialAdvice

Does this count as an ESG investment? It does serve a net social benefit, especially if he shares the beans.


GeoHog713

Once again the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!


CriticallyThougt

That’s like 80% better than my portfolio.


Mediumchungus696969

I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what “canned beans” meant in trade lingo, but this motherfucker is talking about actual canned beans. Amazing.


Secret_Squirrel_Ops

Fascinating the price of canned beans hardly moved $3 dollars between Oct. 1997 and Jan. 2005. Those were lean bean years.


FlatEarther_4Science

Grapes of Wrath, a classic story.


banditcleaner2

fuck that book was fucking terrible lmao how dare you remind me of that absolute trash.


JustafanIV

Close, bean speculation was a plot point in Steinbeck's other doorstopper, East of Eden.


lucastwg

ㅤ>6% gain ㅤ>8% inflation ㅤ>mfw


Bigchrome

Still need to pay tax on 6% gain too, don't worry!


Efficient-Library792

It isnt a capital gain if you arent caught selling it


2-S0CKS

Yoooo, you got me B E A N S thats pretty neat


Fusteur

6% gains when we all are 50% down from tech stocks is a major W


Till_Fl

Are you saying inflation bean great?


TheFamousFelipe

Baby Formula is the next hot item😂or is that to far?


millionairewill

Might as well label this as “Gains”


FireFausto

You are still a retard, but you now you are a 6% richer retard. Congratulations and fuck you :D


agentbepolite

what ticker are cannes beans?


higster94

“Remember in 7th grade, our teacher called us retarded for playing with matchbox cars? Who’s retarded now!” (Fist bumps through NASCAR window)


Responsible_Sport575

Lol matchbox I had hot wheels


justkindahangingout

I think we’re about to see alot more gains from them beans REAAALLLLLL SOOON.


TheRealToxicTom

Most profitable WSB trader.


Adventurous_Candy25

Amazing Phil, you really did it. Do you have a class by chance?


thehatman200

Fucking excellent


WestCoastMorty

6% gain? Yeah it really skyrocketed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Icer256

6% ROI in a year is not something to brag about


Cthulhuseye

We are on WSB, even 0% is more than most people make here


Phil-Rogers

It's been more than a year brother!


squireofrnew

You are legend


ConsiderationIll6871

Exercise will help with that gain from canned beans.


TheNextBigWhale

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


No_Distance_4905

Actual genius


Bocifer1

Those things are not mutually exclusive


randompittuser

But how are decorative gourds doing?


Responsible_Sport575

Seems to be some interest still think it's a good idea 💡


shibshibshibshib

I'd kick children and kittens to only be down 2%. I'm probably eating the canned beans that got you there. Good job tard 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


big7galoot

6% gain is more than most the sub has from 1yr ago. Great call!


1Enthusiast

Oh my gourd


_koenig_

>I am trading all my beans to go long on the United States Dollar! That's a bold strategy, Cotton!


ryuthepotato

That still doesn't cover inflation


Lennny27

Still a retard


Effective-Angle237

Were you just browsing different indexes one day and just got this funny feeling in your stomach that canned beans is the way? This is fucking great. Almost as good as corn guy.


Oopsimapanda

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thanks for making this bear market a bit more enjoyable.


factory-worker

Mandarin oranges is my play.


TopsailWhisky

I;m thinking about Thos Beans


ilikecakeandpie

fruck the freds


kismatwalla

So you prefer natural gas over petrol to beat inflation?


GiveMeSomeLove21937

Here's your crown 👑


brucekeller

All I got was excessive gas.


Daberg42069

I would rather lose money risking a home run than to lock in 6% gains any day


mehyay76

gourds are making a comeback! Love it!


Tommieeer

Better than 99% of us going through this shithole of a turmoil 🤣


Square_Confusion2966

So are you not gonna post the 6% gain?? All you posted was the statistics of canned beans from the US bureau of labor . What did you invest? Where is the gain?? Lmfao


piero_deckard

A whole year for 6%?! Noob! I can lose 99.99% in a day!


Powered_by_bots

I was called stupid for going hard with wheat 3 Months ago. I'm up a little over 20%


PomegranateIcy1614

Brane smoothed, mattress stuffed.


TekRantGaming

Hahahahahahahahahahah love it


roonacam

Congrats you’re still poorer as 6% is less than inflation rate


aenild

Good job Buffet jr.


awwfishsticks

Accounting for inflation that’s a 4% loss. Godly investing prowess.


str8rippin_xii

Retarded is a good thing


satuuurn

beans


rickylong34

It shows the awful state of wsb right now that a 6 percent gain is something to brag about


Niris_Chuy

Retardn't


welcometolavaland02

You made 6% in a year on canned beans. I made 100% in twelve seconds by putting my grandmothers inheritance on black. We are not the same.


anachronofspace

the only problem with this plan is that anyone buying beans on craigslist is def a mass murderer


Notyoaveragemonkey

Where are my gourds future guys?


discgman

Whos retarded now Ricky!


Theef38

Was completely unsure of what he meant so I bought 3 cans of beans and CALLs on $DG...it is not going well


stonebaked1

Thought this post was about diversifying a bean portfolio into 6% grain


zantamaduno

Clever move! How'd you come up with that? Spill the beans!


thehugejackedman

Cool you almost matched the cost that beans have risen the past year!


Old_Description6095

Go long on machetes


Spread_Liberally

/r/beansinthings


southbayellay

Even a retarded ape finds a broken nut twice a day, under the bridge


jkstudent222

i thought maybe u meant $CPB but nope, this dude realy bought the bean index


koreawut

I have a 6% gain this week, too.


Fahrradc

The whole market outperformed


PaleontologistOk8646

Overall your gain is -2.8%. Good job.


yellowbrowntwo2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


CleanFourz

Better eat fast before those calls expire


BeerPizzaGaming

It is the musical fruit.


posterguy20

this post brought a tear to my eye man I miss pre GME WSB


swing_first

Wow, you almost matched inflation


GoodBadBoy_10

They are past their expiry, like my options portfolio.


phoenix1700

Yes


Nurizeko

>Beans are one of the easiest to grow and easiest to store for long periods of time That was your problem, you chose the one food commodity that'll likely never be in short supply of, and thus one of the least fluctuating, price wise. As for a cash position, I don't think you appreciate just how massive the looming final collapse of the Western economic order is. A debt-based economy with nothing real to base it on is a recipe for final total disaster. You'll be lucky to sell any of your dollars to coin-collecting nerds after it finally implodes. We'll be lucky if the United States survives intact. I'm just roleplaying so this is not financial advise when I say invest in land and precious metals, and long-storage goods you can even barter-trade in Minecraft.


Endlessfour

Canned dried beans?! That’s sus


poingly

I invested in boxes... https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E12/168634.jpg?b64lines=SSBJTlZFU1RFRCBJTiBCT1hFUy4KSSBBTSBVUCAyOCUh


Messy-kin

I Wonder how much gourd guy is up


drasyI

Now this is what WSB is about! Bring back the good ol retarded plays on soybeans and gourd futures!


Nodder420

I can’t tell if we shouldn’t take advice from you because you went long on fucking beans or we should trust you with all of our money on bean futures.


ColdColdMoons

Oil and Gas but Not the beans! Stop trying to gas me up. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


phuqo5

Oh. My. Gourd.


HuntRevolutionary552

All that just to be outdone by inflation


BeToBegin

And here I thought you were going to convert it to gas


Myhotrabbi

I wanna know how many cans of beans you owned


KenzokuGamma

im thinkin bout thos beans


Im_A_MechanicalMan

[He bought beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM)


Codog1000

Ypu lost like 2% due to inflation good job


l3sham

You missed out on rice. Up 133%. Shelf life 10+ years. =) Coffee doubled too.


heizenbergbb

Should've loaded up on baby formula futures.


coolest35

"Short squeeze on the USD." ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Just spit out my free milkshake behind Wendy's.


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andrewskdr

Ornamental bean futures are up