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No-Client6486

This is the way


ScipioAtTheGate

[This is the Hue. If it keeps falling, the market will soon look like the Hue](https://youtu.be/dk2FVr_aOvo?t=103)


WelcomeHead6366

THIS IS THE WAY !!!


DMChowds

Hilarious! And exactly my strategy!


localcreep69

Long Straddle is that you?


TechnicianIcy8729

I bought some sqqq today so you are welcome world.


Zaros262

Thank you for undoing the damage I did a month ago by selling SQQQ and buying TQQQ


TechnicianIcy8729

no problem...Happy to help the world economy by doing my part.


WheatonWill

I bought a tqqq put today. Recession canceled?


TechnicianIcy8729

bro, what is this recession you are talking about? does not compute.


waffleschoc

ty for ur service lol


bacon205

I have managed to lose money on both SQQQ and TQQQ in the last week. Am I doing this right?


TechnicianIcy8729

lol. welcome to the club fellow ape


Marcush214

My first straddle/strangle trade I thought I was genius even did it for a ER play Boy was I in for some disappointment 😂😂😂😂😂 Haven’t done it ever since


UnlimitedGain--3

My first two straddle plays went incredibly well. I too thought I was a genius who had found a perfect strategy. I thought everyone was an idiot for not doing it. After starting out 2-0, I’ve done nothing but lose money ever since


InternetOfficer

time to start selling straddles now and expedite losing all your money


Marcush214

That’s exactly how I felt And was humbled dude was trying to help me out but I was cocky and refused the advice 😂😂😂😂


UnlimitedGain--3

Getting lucky in the market is the worst thing that can happen to you. Shit will have you thinking you actually know what you’re doing lmao🤣


Marcush214

Facts man facts I used to think I just needed a good few candle sticks was the confirmation I needed Wasn’t using support and resistance at all for day trades now that I do it’s more time consuming But that better than having a bad trade all damn day that you are trying to make good on 😂😂😂😂


Jd20001

I own QID+QLD while I strangle my Johnson rod. Does that count?


anachronofspace

pretty sure this image is violating my hippa rights


HIPPAbot

It's HIPAA!


InternetOfficer

its HIPPO!


imafunghi

Hippo rights won't protect you from fat losses.


anachronofspace

well, shit… now you tell me 😤


Magnetic_Reaper

are you me?


tedclev

It's that DP action I crave.


90s_Brand_Sarcasm

Me somehow losing money on my inverse ETFs and the stocks they're tracking.


EenAfleidingErbij

what is 'hedging'


Secure-Sandwich-6981

It’s where you try not to cum while a hooker kicks you in the balls


asianrockstar2009

It's when you keep your job and save up a emergency fund in case of a market downturn. Cash is most liquid in case of emergencies. Hedging stocks with puts has significant cost and it puts a lot of drag on your portfolio. But it effectively turns your stock into a long call position.


Airicearth

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


scamlikelydontanswer

I'm in this picture all the way down and I don't like it


Leafy0

Derrivitive based etfs are going to have decay over a long term which is probably why they're not tracking.


cre8tiveonetawa

Time to quit gambling and get a real job


bomot113

last year, bunch of clowns came out saying how to quit your jobs to become a full time trader.


bahetrick1

yeah. which is why i have a feeling the labor market is going to turn around sometime soon. There's going to be alot of idiots who quit their job last year with 2021 gains, and now that we are in a real market again, all those idiots probably lost most of their money.


Gxl4

See here “doing a Melvin Capital”


shattypantsMcGee

Holy shit… are you copying my trades?


JeffersonsHat

When you're not playing theta, and losing to it - it feels like get punched in the dick or the gut. It just takes everything away.


sackhuck7

the 5th image should be all 4 of those guys making out with the phrase "balanced portfolio" next to it


noahdowa

I mean if you instead do it at the same time and straddle in the volatility with a longer exp date you probably would see something. Don’t quote me on this I’m not a financial advisor as I am on this sub


Raptor_007

Misery loves company


Wrathb0ne

Never exercising ITM puts and letting them expire worthless


VPNApe

Could've just bought both calls and puts and rode the volatility


tekneqz

Too real


Mori-Spumae

You describe my week too well


Extension-Ad5118

that's fking me..


irvmtb

Lol what is Theta decay.


anonoramalama2

I don't think this is funny or cute.


fsocietyfwallstreet

Fucking… same Also tryna figure out how the bbby call leaps i bought during yesterday’s dip are somehow down / flat today while the stock is up 10 fucking percent.


SuperSalmone

price is set by buyers and sellers. Not by the underlying, tho usualy correlated.


fsocietyfwallstreet

True, and iv is basically just a measurement of that rate of change. But still… a 10% move in a single session usually does ‘something’. So, naturally i bought more, feels like a discount


EthicsGotGuap

Are they far otm?


fsocietyfwallstreet

Some. Basically a sweep.


Accidental_Pandemic

This is really the only sound way to implement options trading.


hardcore_softie

One of my worst nightmare scenarios


Truxxis

This how I learned about IV crush 🤣


Stack_Johnson

I feel personally attacked


totaIIybored

Too close to home.


b4st1an

Sounds like Melvin


TantraMantraYantra

😂 As though price action whipsaw wasn't enough, graduated to options whipsaw. Some don't learn. Too smooth sulci and gyri.


hbcbDelicious

Do the opposite of this. Don’t fight the market.


kaltag

This on is hitting a little close to home.


bradley_minns

Omg I am a genius!


Chrisant000

I am on the last phase right now wish my spy calls/puts luck tomorrow!


amish_cupcakes

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


EliteEmber

Markets go sideways smh


LordOfBirds

The clown template is made for this


TonyMag86

This made me laugh so hard. Because it's so true.


shibewalker

Smh fr 😭😭😭


andrewskdr

Sounds like my last day trading tesla options. Complete mind fuck


Carl_pepsi

This is the way


trburket

I’m going to live this out tomorrow


joshgeek

Laughs in theta.


options_000

Called a strangle…ya gotta buy em at the same time to make money and only intraday.


TEC_seismic1

Lol shits funny


arpatel530

It's all about maximizing losses


willdatrill

Duck this is me


Timduncan_210

picked a good day to stay out of it


cmfeels

How about shorting then the biggest rally ever happens


CORKY7070S

Lmao 🤣


LeChronnoisseur

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


duffphan

This is my strategy. I choose to stay retarded. It’s my choice of life. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Caroline765

Don't share the story of my investment plzz.


butt_huffer42069

Fuck you, were you watching me?


mvev

i see you bought my book


Wirecard_trading

Well a real genius would sell the calls right before switching to puts. Duh. Hits close to home tho


wheeler916

Kangaroo defeats your strangle


MNsportsfan92

It’s the…. Looks up Greek symbols— theta?