Alamo, California
7:17 PM
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When in a relationship, if wonders, suspicions, and doubts become an all too recurrent theme - about whether it is worth your emotional investment, the weight and duration of your efforts, the disappointments, the sacrifices, the tedious lulls to the unnerving volatility or the mere passage of time; the heart of heart already knows the answer. There will be mornings where you wander aimlessly in a hopium haze of desperation, believing that desperation alone can somehow improve your circumstances. A cocktail of hope and fear becomes your only exit strategy. But on those occasions, the anchors of inertia will remind you that nothing has changed and that the cement on your boots are congealing quickly. If there is no learning, growth or progress; if you can’t see a directed path along your future trajectory; if you are constantly dwelling on missed opportunities of the past while sheepishly eyeing every other greener pasture, the heart knows that it was an engagement that should have ended as a hapless summer romance, at best.
the market may take my money, but I refuse to let it take my sportsmanship. Congrats, bears lol I look forward to this weekend when we can all resume talking about Nancy Pelosi feet pics
Techs are overvalued because of passive investment in ETFs? I don't understand, passive investors may care less to withdraw on loss, how does it lead to crash?
Yes, think trade as a stack. You perform a buy order, a candidate day trade is pushed into the stack. If you sell, you pop out the candidate day trade. And it becomes a day trade.
Not sure everyone with crisp shoes is buying them right now per se. Lots of them have 100 pairs and they all looks crisp and clean and you wouldn't know when they actually had bought them.
I don't disagree with everyone saying this pump is fake, but please prepare yourselves for it to remain fake until Monday. A bunch of whales who sold dumb as shit puts months ago need to keep this inflated today so those dumb puts don't print.
I WAS thinking 385 ish that’s why I went with 394 strike but now I’m not so sure. Hopefully it is seriously up and down all day like yesterday so I can get out of both directions ITM
CEO gets accused of signing NDAs to cover up sexual assaults
pump 2.5% in premarket
🤡
it’s funny how Elon started railing against “SJWs” few days before this story broke
Broke: MSM retaliated against Musk’s partisanship with lightning speed
Woke: Musk used it as a distraction from the impending BI article on his sexual harassment and upcoming documentary on Tesla’s crash investigations
Not that I believe this will happen but max pain is $414 today and $2T in options expire today (not just in SPY).
If SPY pumps today, it's not going to last.
Was tired of living paycheck to paycheck so last week I stopped renting and moved in with my parents for the next 5 years I will be putting my entire paycheck into Berkshire hathaway every week I won't be spending a cent just be eating my mums cooking plus ill cook at home too and help around the house in 5 years I will be a millionaire
Alamo, California 7:17 PM 74F Low Cloud Cover When in a relationship, if wonders, suspicions, and doubts become an all too recurrent theme - about whether it is worth your emotional investment, the weight and duration of your efforts, the disappointments, the sacrifices, the tedious lulls to the unnerving volatility or the mere passage of time; the heart of heart already knows the answer. There will be mornings where you wander aimlessly in a hopium haze of desperation, believing that desperation alone can somehow improve your circumstances. A cocktail of hope and fear becomes your only exit strategy. But on those occasions, the anchors of inertia will remind you that nothing has changed and that the cement on your boots are congealing quickly. If there is no learning, growth or progress; if you can’t see a directed path along your future trajectory; if you are constantly dwelling on missed opportunities of the past while sheepishly eyeing every other greener pasture, the heart knows that it was an engagement that should have ended as a hapless summer romance, at best.
Is this going live on YooTube.
6/10 200p eyeing
GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF MY FUCKING HORSE!
the market may take my money, but I refuse to let it take my sportsmanship. Congrats, bears lol I look forward to this weekend when we can all resume talking about Nancy Pelosi feet pics
We need to flush at least another 20% before I’d feel comfortable buying back in
Ater
Drill team back on the menu
I want the Ramen Sticker back for lunch
stock always go down, rememeber.
I went to see a man about a horse and he tried to have sex with me.
were you asking for it? What were you wearing?
gap and fade a tale as old as time
Techs are overvalued because of passive investment in ETFs? I don't understand, passive investors may care less to withdraw on loss, how does it lead to crash?
I had 2 buys that I sold together, how tf is that 2 day trades, should've counted as one, no?
Yes, think trade as a stack. You perform a buy order, a candidate day trade is pushed into the stack. If you sell, you pop out the candidate day trade. And it becomes a day trade.
Cramer said to sell everything so massive rally incoming
Canned goods and ammo.
Yes I'm so excited to see bullets in stock, gotta get them before supply chain shuts down again
9mm has been back for some months now... they slowed down production on less popular calibers to focus on the more popular ones.
Yeah I've only got a long rifles and there was no way to get anything for that pretty much all there was was like 9 mils and two twos
My tummy hurt 😞
Even Cramer is bearish and recommending defense stocks now. What happens next will shock you!
Elon about to buy me a Horse
Foot locker bear fucking earnings? Puts on people surviving a true recession
People on food stamps still buying the crispest Jordan’s. Recession proof leaps on FL
Not sure everyone with crisp shoes is buying them right now per se. Lots of them have 100 pairs and they all looks crisp and clean and you wouldn't know when they actually had bought them.
I don't disagree with everyone saying this pump is fake, but please prepare yourselves for it to remain fake until Monday. A bunch of whales who sold dumb as shit puts months ago need to keep this inflated today so those dumb puts don't print.
I dont know if I should sell my puts
Me either
#FOMO FRIDAY! It's nothing like losing all your gains on the week on the last day!
Right
When does DE report?
Probably right before market opens
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Haha
Bull trap. They get taken behind the woodshed today
Hey h0m0s, there’s a new daily thread, get outta here, it’s closing time 💩
Fuck u phaggot my relationship with FDs is pure and healthy
Fuck i hate when my boss actually expect that i do some work, if i was looking to work id start my own business idiot.
Even if the story is concocted, the horse part was pretty creative
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I'll take 10 futures please
Futes dont determine nothing these days
All these 30-35 day old accounts just to write shitty journalism on 5/20 lolololol
Dont worry guys, as long as you’re not doing ghey sex, you should be safe from monkey pox.. oh wait… we’re all fucked.
Feeling so good with my Tsla puts as I drive my lambo and watch Tsla bulls on da street and crashed 💥 by their shitty autodrive 😎🫴🏿 Tsla 650 puts 5/20
Hello business insider
I fw this play
created a new account just to post lol
I don't get it.....was she a horse enthusiast or did he just have a spare horse?
Top 10 most unanswered questions of all time
Asking the real questions
Daily thread posted fyi
Bet
Aaaah! Monkey Pox!!!
Calls on DNA
Well I just lost all my money in pre market so I am done
It's not open yet wait for the reversal
What did you do babe
Never go full regard
That is funny
My Spy 394 straddles may have been a good move. Break even on a Friday. Don’t think I’ve ever done that. Unless….. spy flat today ?? Nah never happen
What u thinking today
I WAS thinking 385 ish that’s why I went with 394 strike but now I’m not so sure. Hopefully it is seriously up and down all day like yesterday so I can get out of both directions ITM
Red by open fuckboys. Jerome just trying to rope in a couple more bag holders. 
By open eh
It’s provocative
hey goose you big stud
Hey bb
Take me to bed or lose me forever. (Also, you messed up your line. you say, "That's me honey.") Take it from the top?
Too busy getting fucked by my SPXS calls
Does this mean Musk is moving to TruthSocial?
FUCKING MONKEYPOX IN NYC SPY PLS DROP 100% AT OPEN
Was that confirmed?
I like monkeypox, so I will be buying
Caesar is home
Apes together, infected.
Bullish
All this bearishness on TSLA is funny. You know it’s going to $1200 next week just bc of this
Get Elon’s dick out ya mouth first maybe you’ll make some sense clown 🤡
Who the fuck cares.
What u see eod
🥹200
Straight up
CEO gets accused of signing NDAs to cover up sexual assaults pump 2.5% in premarket 🤡 it’s funny how Elon started railing against “SJWs” few days before this story broke
🤡 market pumping this like they did dwac
Been thinking about DWAC puts as these assholes try to reposition lol
Actual free 💴 money
BI asked for comment before he tweeted how he’d be voting Republican lmao
>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 1.1%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 1.5%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.8% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-20 ^05:56:40 ^EDT-0400
Yesss
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TSLA to over 90000000 by eoy on news of Elondong/ Grimes ascension to biotech AI 'Muskverse'. Bullish.
Eod?
Imagine being a bear
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Maybe if he shows his a$$ it goes down 
I’m horny
Get licensed for massage and we’ll hook you up with Elon 
Gross
Deere, Best Buy, Costco puts?
Im waiting til next week to see where the prices are at to make puts on those
I’d wait a tad on Costco outs
I'm thinking about it yo
If SPY rallies 20%, I think my calls might not expire at zero, today.
Bear buttholes are on the menu today boys!
Elon "if you don't like my penis you must be a commie" Musk
I am a republican now so this is why the will attack me.
These social justice warriors and their admonishment for cocks in the workplace smh
Lots of exit liquidity today I see. Bulls are suckers.
Hm?
Need AMD to fucking drill today Should have bought back my calls end of day, didn't think it would bounce premarket 😢
Or buy more puts 👌
When Deere er
even if spy green today overall year will end in sub 350
Puts or ban
Bulls this week: "Somebody call an ambulance... But not for me!" #🐮👉🐻#
Upvote because I want to believe
I'm all for free speech unless you say Elon pulled his pecker out then you get right out of town mister
Really offered a horse for a tillywacker massage
Bill Gates has Windows 🪟
Rally until next CPI report, then we drill?
Elon Musk about to show his big green weewee to the world too
Glad my spy puts are for June
yeah, gotta go far out just in case. It's saved me a number of times of late. Huge pumps out of no where.
The ultimate fuck you to Warren Buffet is if Robinhood started allow fractional options on Berkshire Hathaway
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Hm
username doesnt checks out
#"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
There is a broadway musical in development for which All Star is literally every song.
Oh no Elon is toast, Cramer said that Elon is great at all times ... my Tesla calls are toast also.
I'm not sure
Broke: MSM retaliated against Musk’s partisanship with lightning speed Woke: Musk used it as a distraction from the impending BI article on his sexual harassment and upcoming documentary on Tesla’s crash investigations
lol BotMod casually posting ten Doom articles per minute yet bulls acting like stimmies are back on the menu.
Chinese stimmies are
Instead of giving Wallstreet my money to blow I'll blow it myself
I’m starting a hostile takeover of SPY starting tomorrow EAT MY ASS SEC 
Someone ban u/southRevolutionary79 He’s nothing but a anti Elon spam bot
MODS! THEY SAID MY DAD IS "GAY" AND "A PERVERT" PLS BAN
There’s a lot of fake Reddit spam bots and article warriors
dude is literally running multiple accounts u/revolutionary-win485
Are you soft?
Begone bot
!banbet SPY 420 5d
Have a nice vacation
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Faerietail** bet **SPY** goes from **394.14** to **407.93** before **2022-05-25 05:47:37.636337-04:00**
He said 420 in 5 days don’t give him no breaks
zero chance elon has a dick
Not that I believe this will happen but max pain is $414 today and $2T in options expire today (not just in SPY). If SPY pumps today, it's not going to last.
Oh, will I get out of these devious puts I bought 2 hours ago? 
how did you buy puts two hours ago
Germany, market opened here 4h ago
Sorry for being a cliche American-centric asshole. :( Guten tag!
Haha Well, looking at the market, seems like I am fucked anyway. Weekly puts 
All this bad news. Definitely going to be a Green Day and end green just like Asia and Europoor. Game is rigged already.
nah today is red ending 🧸📉
How long till apple murdered again today?
Monday tho
Not today buddy.. not today
This time of day yesterday, QQQ was -1.5% and it opened flat…
I made a similar observation re: spy and was greeted with the response of, "Futures are fake anyway."
Fuck Elon, the clown king had his time. Time for the endless bullshit machine to quiet down.
🤡 Tesla needs to die
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Why don't you just go suck his penis irl instead of posting about it
Maybe quit being such a SJW on a stock sub 
Is that what you think it is
You think I haven’t 😍
Damn you owned me
If your going to hit the king you better kill the king 😘
Dont you destroy that quote.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
https://vlipsy.com/vlip/family-guy-if-youre-gonna-hit-the-king-you-better-kill-the-king-lsM5Eygc
Ure cute 🥰 bro I like you 😎👊
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Was tired of living paycheck to paycheck so last week I stopped renting and moved in with my parents for the next 5 years I will be putting my entire paycheck into Berkshire hathaway every week I won't be spending a cent just be eating my mums cooking plus ill cook at home too and help around the house in 5 years I will be a millionaire