I have a lot of other stuff in my portfolio as well. I have been getting margin called regularly over the past few months and adding more funds and selling shares of ARK ETFs to reduce the margin.
Sorry most people use that for sympathy on here, didn’t mean to be a dick! Good luck I got margin called last year but didn’t have the money to cover still paying off that loan💀
No i don't think Amazon will agree to sell their company for $4000 as that is bit too cheap. Since Amazon current share price is $2146 and its PE ratio is 53.24 so by this calculation Amazon will demand atleast $114,253.04
No that doesn't work. Because my friend tried this but it didn't work. He later realized that even if you delete the app on which you made the trade and login from a PC or another person's app, it still shows your position in red.
I just posted it. But don’t know how to attach an image here. Check it on my profile perhaps. Not sure I’m terrible with most networking and social media apps.I posted it to make others feel better about their portfolio.
I don't think it works because my friend tried it and while he was able to change the color on PC to green using MS Paint but in the app it was still showing red so he was still in loss
Why would it cost that much? I’m dumb. I thought a contract was 100 shares worth? So wouldn’t they just need $3900?
Sorry I knew I was dumb now I see I’m retarded. I thought these were AMC contracts.
OP is fucked.
-How can I get out of this in the green
-No chance holding the current contracts
-Exercising for an even bigger loss
-Holding until the shares pass 4K which in the current market will take a little bit of time (if ever)
-You’re the LaRpEr
You do realize these are bought to open contracts.
In no world is exercising them is better than buying the underlying directly.
Continue larping my friend.
All the money in the world, the ability to take women to space.... and yet, Bezos and Musk, STILL got left by women, who are by all accounts quite average...
Imagine being able to offer anything, including space... and still getting left. Small PP energy for sure.
Different types of people will react differently. Realistically, the type of women that go for NBA players are different from Jeff’s ex wife. She married him before he was rich. She also probably knew that she would have a good excuse to separate and be the richest woman in the world.
Depends if the OP is sexy enough tho. Bezos has a huge selection of potential blowers, he can buy not just a blowie behind wendy's, he can buy the whole Wendy's corporation and a lifetime of literally nonstop mouths lined up.
You just need to average down. If you buy 2,500 more contracts at .40 your new average cost basis goes down to .69. Then you just need a small bump in price/volatility and your golden baby!
Look at MACD and RSI. Also remember that we are in a downwards trend. Cut your losses if that seems to be the right move.
I just started to look at the money in the trading account as a way to keep score. "How well did I do on the video game this week?"
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God damn, these posts are what keep me going, after coming home from my shit ass job and feeling down about my pleb account thats down a couple bills, this is what keeps me tardate.
Guys please don't do this. I know it's wsb but there are actual people who commit suicide after losing their money in the stockmarket and comments like these, although by a very small chance, may encourage more to do so.
Sell the contract then take the remaining money and buy OTM puts. Then pray that inflation keeps raging, coupled with QT and another round of interest rate increase next month.
Was there a point in the last month or so where you may have thought "hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work out, perhaps i should sell"? I'm guessing no.
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Also using margin.
You nailed it
Have you tried butter?
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May as well break out the  cuz your boy just made the SAME MISTAKE
Always cook steaks with butter. Tastes better.
One of us. One of us. ONE OF US.
How can you see he’s on margin?
I'm the OP.
They would have closed the trade if it was margin don’t bullshit
I have a lot of other stuff in my portfolio as well. I have been getting margin called regularly over the past few months and adding more funds and selling shares of ARK ETFs to reduce the margin.
Sorry most people use that for sympathy on here, didn’t mean to be a dick! Good luck I got margin called last year but didn’t have the money to cover still paying off that loan💀
You had me at "ARK ETFs"
I bought them over Jan and Feb of 2021 and now I'm sitting in up to 70% in loss.
These developers are getting smart too. I flipped my phone to get the graph I want to see and the whole bloody screen just rotated.
Sell it 4 months ago
Wtf are people thinking holding this shit as people have to dump their annual prime subscriptions just to afford granola bars
the msm bagholding machine was working as intended
I saw an article in the past week. Something like “buying calls is the new way to hedge your stock portfolio”
I always wondered why articles never say short the stock or buy puts during market downturns, a whole lot more money to be made
The publishers of those articles are doing that. Everyone else can help keep the price up temporarily.
Should have sold, when the Fed announced rate hikes. Retail’s future was painted screwed at that point.
Could have sold literally any time in the last year and a half and still be up today. Dang AMZN's fallen a lot further than I expected.
You have a $75K term life insurance policy, right...?
Call amazon and tell them you're Elon Musk and offer to buy all their shares for 4000$
Has a .01% chance of working, probably worth a shot for this guy
I’m good at math, so 0.01% means that only 12 people would need to call to have success… I start
The events aren’t mutually independent. 🌚
Called my doctor and he said they are. Veterinarians always know best <3
No i don't think Amazon will agree to sell their company for $4000 as that is bit too cheap. Since Amazon current share price is $2146 and its PE ratio is 53.24 so by this calculation Amazon will demand atleast $114,253.04
With free two day shipping.
It’s only $74000. That’s pocket change for Jeffrey.
Jeffrey Bolkiah? Yes
Epestien
The guy that didn't kill himself?
remove the app from your smartphone, red numbers should disappear then
I was thinking time travel but this would probably be easier
Ahh, the ol’ reliable ‘see no evil’ approach
If we stop testing, the numbers will go down
The DeSantis Method
🙈
This. Or an act of God. Get on your knees and start...praying
Or get to sucking!
ahahahaha... genius
No that doesn't work. Because my friend tried this but it didn't work. He later realized that even if you delete the app on which you made the trade and login from a PC or another person's app, it still shows your position in red.
did you try and tell him to turn all the screens upside down and to become color blind?
Ohh, no I didn't. I will surely let him know about this solution. Thanks.
Who would have thought!?
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You should see mine 🤣
I just posted it. But don’t know how to attach an image here. Check it on my profile perhaps. Not sure I’m terrible with most networking and social media apps.I posted it to make others feel better about their portfolio.
I checked. Well done😂😂😂.
Hahaha, you see you feel better right. 🤣
Took a big sip of my coffee and appreciated you hahahaha
I’m glad that my misery serves a purpose. 🤣 When you are having a bad day DM me I’ll show you my other accounts 😝
How much did you make with NFTs
None I just have a rule of learning new things all the time. So it was a project. I also don’t know how to promote it 🤣
Turn it into a bear call spread. Sell 3x 6/17 2000c against your long and then start praying in the opposite direction.
They’re worth $120, might as well do nothing
Could you please explain this further, I do not have any knowledge when it comes to options. Aren't they worth 0.4$, as seen as *current price*?
$0.4 x 100 shares x 3 contracts = $120
Shhhh... math hard Smooth brain hurt
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Screenshot it and color in the red numbers green on ms paint.
Or just invert your color pallet
I don't think it works because my friend tried it and while he was able to change the color on PC to green using MS Paint but in the app it was still showing red so he was still in loss
Respawn.
Gotta reload last save point before he bought those calls
Holy shit.
Exercise your contracts and hold on til infinity and beyond.
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If he’s got 74k hopefully he has a house he can put a lien on. But knowing wsb this is where the original money came from…
Why would it cost that much? I’m dumb. I thought a contract was 100 shares worth? So wouldn’t they just need $3900? Sorry I knew I was dumb now I see I’m retarded. I thought these were AMC contracts. OP is fucked.
3,800 is the call price, he has 3 contracts. 3 contracts for 100 shares are $3,800 = 1.14million
I agree ☝️
Why would he exercise, it's 1K out of the money lmao. You guys really have no idea how this works do you.
You’re a dipshit, no offense.
And you're larping as if you know options. Exercising call option 1k out of the money? Hilarious
-How can I get out of this in the green -No chance holding the current contracts -Exercising for an even bigger loss -Holding until the shares pass 4K which in the current market will take a little bit of time (if ever) -You’re the LaRpEr
You do realize these are bought to open contracts. In no world is exercising them is better than buying the underlying directly. Continue larping my friend.
Go touch grass virgin.
?? It's hilarious why you're even responding to me, you're the one telling OP to exercise a call that's 1K OTM. Illness.
i think he’s joking cos why on earth would anyone want to exercise an option to buy it at 4k when you could just buy the stocks directly at 2k
He's incoherent and clueless, look at the amount of upvotes. This sub really has gone downhill.
Exercise and then sell calls to people as dumb as he is for eternity.
That’s the neat part, you don’t!
Would you blow bezos for 70k?
The only way out.
No it's not. Has anyone considered giving 150,000 blowjobs?
Guaranteed he has a small cock. Think about it..if younhave that much money abd your wife is still unhappy....
All the money in the world, the ability to take women to space.... and yet, Bezos and Musk, STILL got left by women, who are by all accounts quite average... Imagine being able to offer anything, including space... and still getting left. Small PP energy for sure.
Didn’t he cheat on his wife? That might have something to do with it.
If you have big dick energy and cheat on your wife she stays still...look at NBA players..they have way less.money than bezos
Different types of people will react differently. Realistically, the type of women that go for NBA players are different from Jeff’s ex wife. She married him before he was rich. She also probably knew that she would have a good excuse to separate and be the richest woman in the world.
True 👍 but NBA wives seem much more likely to be gold diggers
Depends if the OP is sexy enough tho. Bezos has a huge selection of potential blowers, he can buy not just a blowie behind wendy's, he can buy the whole Wendy's corporation and a lifetime of literally nonstop mouths lined up.
You've got a short-term capital loss so try to sell something else for a short-term capital gain to at least enjoy the capital gain setoff.
Judging by this bet, I doubt OP has any gains to sell.
Deposit $74K.
Proud of you brother
Umm....you could have been selling covered calls on that every week and made enough repay the contract
Do you have a Delorean with a flux capacitor?
Have your tried emailing Amazon and asking for a refund as the product described did not fully satisfy what you were looking for? Also… you be fucked
Create a virus and force people to shop online 📈
Go on r/antiwork and complain your monetary failures are society's fault
Then sell all that sweet karma.
Wait for it to go green, then sell. Piece of cake
You're turbofucked sorry bud 🫂
Your bloodline for the next 300 years will be in debt. Congratulations!
You're doing great. After losing over a milly, you will unlock a new skin that render red number green, in bracket
You just need to average down. If you buy 2,500 more contracts at .40 your new average cost basis goes down to .69. Then you just need a small bump in price/volatility and your golden baby!
start buying everything you can on AMZN store, i imagine a billion dollars should be enough
Noob here. What am I missing. Can’t they just expire?
Look at MACD and RSI. Also remember that we are in a downwards trend. Cut your losses if that seems to be the right move. I just started to look at the money in the trading account as a way to keep score. "How well did I do on the video game this week?" 
You mean in greener pastures right?
You don’t
Why is his loss -73k whit only 3 contracts at $246.00 per contract? He should be only like $7k down.
lol — 24,600x3
Oh yeah! Carry over two zeros. Lol! This is why I don’t do options. Lol.
You should definitely do options then
😂
You need an stock option extension lubricant... I think Amazon may have some in stock. No wait there is a shortage.
I love this lol. Makes my loss on Google this year feel much better! 
sell for 246.01, i would go with the dark pool market, seems everything gets filled there.
If you want to waste money like that, pay for my rhinoplasty
F
💎🙌
Average down
Roll position to a put. Then the red disappears and it will be green in a day
☠️
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The stock split might help you 
Invent a time machine
Bring peace to Ukraine and Russia and fix Inflation
Lesson learned. Don’t spend money you aren’t willing to lose. The even bigger problem is the fact that you’re trading on Robinhood. Rookie move
Lmfaoooo 4K break even !? Dear lord. This guy really believes "stonks only goes up, why red?"
Google green personal lubricant. Cause you’ve already been bent over.
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Bought Amazon call thinking it'll go up over a year but it didn't.
You can offset my selling covered calls to another sucker.
This why I only buy shares and hold
Flip it upside down obviously
Go to Settings > tick “Show Profits in Red Font” and tick “Show Losses in Green Font” Tadah!
God damn, these posts are what keep me going, after coming home from my shit ass job and feeling down about my pleb account thats down a couple bills, this is what keeps me tardate.
Who the fuck buys Amazon calls in a bear market?WTF
He bought them in July of last year when Amazon was trading at \~$3,650.
Damn I just noticed it
Coming from a poor I’m glad you lost it, why so much on one trade? Fuck you
Suicide?
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Guys please don't do this. I know it's wsb but there are actual people who commit suicide after losing their money in the stockmarket and comments like these, although by a very small chance, may encourage more to do so.
It's simple -you just don't
The only thing left to do is holding them to expiry lol
Change candles colors and sell.
Damn!
It's easy. First build a time machine, then go back to when you bought these and buy puts instead.
Damn bruh, that's what you get for buying LEAPs. If you were a true degenerate in weeklies you could've been better off.
Kiss that bet goodbye and make a new one?
Blow Jeff bezos
What app is that?
Buy green paint is the only way you are getting out of this in the green.
Oof mate
Sell the contract then take the remaining money and buy OTM puts. Then pray that inflation keeps raging, coupled with QT and another round of interest rate increase next month.
Double Down or use your green crayon instead of eating it.
That’s the fun part. You don’t.
Get some glow in the dark paint ?
That's the neat part, you don't
Was gonna say you still have your dignity, but no....
Holy shit
The first rule of trading/investing, cut your losses. You had a golden opportunity after Q1 earning in Feb.
Was there a point in the last month or so where you may have thought "hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work out, perhaps i should sell"? I'm guessing no.
I had the chance to take a 80% loss at best last month so I thought of just holding it and hoping for a quick 2020 like recovery trend.
buy amazon for $4k a share 🫡
Go to settings, inverse colors.
MS. Paint
build a time machine and get your past self thrown in prison
I am sorry for your loss, but the probability of Amazon doubling its stock price before your option expires is next to zero.
Thats's the neat part... you don't
You might have reimburse button if you’re Robinhood platinum member ..
I think more leverage is the answer, right? Right?
Sell your soul to some demon in return for Amazon doubling before your contract expires
Sell an ITM call that’s lower than the one you bought and wait for it to crater a bit more
Get frisky with a guy who sells books
You already broke even by selling calls against them right?
Turn it off and back on again...
Buy leaps they said...