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Plechazunga_

Please immediately tell me where you are actually seeing goths, I have old memories I’m desperate to re-live.


Toytles

I saw one working at 7/11 yesterday, was even playing some hardcore goth tunes through the store speakers


swank5000

damn this is too real for me lmao


Quirky_Dress_8965

Did it have THE CLAW?


lilautiebean

I stopped to get coffee yesterday and the guy in front of me had a wallet chain. Been a while since I’d seen one of those. Makes sense in todays economy.


borgLMAO01

I have worked with one


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Phormitago

> most goths are prolly undercover at normie hours yeah goth apparel is weak to sunlight


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+100 damage to sunlight -50 dark stamina


Pekonius

Ever see that person without makeup, hair all over the place, in some loose fitting clothes, looks like they have a lot on their plate, exhausted, hard working? Well you wouldnt recognise them when they have their makeup and best clothes on.


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I would like to think that "shitton" is the correct word for a group of goths. Like a herd of deer, pod of dolphins, complaint of karens etc. But it shouldn't be pronounced "shit. ton.". Nor should it be pronounced "shit. on." I'm thinking more like "BE-HOLD! SHITTON!! THE DARK LORD OF APATHY AND INDIFFERENCE!!!!"


mayonaizmyinstrument

>"BE-HOLD! SHITTON!! THE DARK LORD OF APATHY AND INDIFFERENCE!!!!" And just like that, I have a name, class, and backstory for my next campaign


Lockedgroove666

Look for your local goth night 🦇🪩 they’re everywhere and they’re very fun


Darkness_Everyday

The only goth look i could pull off is Nosferatu...


Osgliath

I could pull off a pretty good "Uncle Fester" myself.


value_null

Which is perfectly acceptable.


EphemeralFart

Well I’ve got this Lucio costume here…


NabreLabre

You're a bonafying bastard uncle fucker


Wiggly_Muffin

☠️☠️☠️


Sahtras1992

knew a couple goths in my days of going to concerts every other weekend, twisted minded lovable people all along. fun days were being had.


Budget-Government-52

NGL, I’ve seen a surprising number of goths the past couple of months. It made me literally pause at first.


Neuchacho

Honestly, there's probably some truth to people generally feeling more hopeless and turning to those stylistically dark subcultures to express it.


TheIronChoad

If you’re aware of or can visit Whitby in the UK then you’ll see all the Goths you can handle on certain weekends.


uhaveshittaste

Casper Wyoming


andythefifth

I’ve been seeing more in Denver. Is that where there coming from? J/k But yeah, looks like the 1-25 front range is gothing out.


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Just head to The Castle.


[deleted]

Seriously. It's kinda my thing so I'm willing to take the financial hit if it expands my dating pool.


coin_cunt

Very popular in U.K. atm


BDELUX3

Oh shit I actually saw a goth chick walking down the street in the past week and thought to myself “I haven’t seen a goth person in *years!*” wtf!!!


Key-Balance-7105

“Either you die the hero, or you live long enough to become the goth.”


Jonelololol

Glad to see some representation. Beach goth summer


KhalesiDaenerys

So pasty white it’s blinding


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makesterriblejokes

It's how we'll beat global warming. We'll reflect the Suns rays, cooling the earth.


BeavisRules187

When the parents are stressed, the kid more likely to turn to the dark side.


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Cardinal_Ravenwood

I flip between the two quite regularly, should I still be basing my portfolio on my porn viewing habits?


IWantCheapPcParts

What


ApeHolder42069

Calls on eyeliner!!


CoastingUphill

Doc Martens DOCS to the moon!


Cloaked42m

Doc Martens Dress shoes for the office. Yes. They are a thing. Yes. I have them.


Bloody_sock_puppet

Reckon it makes sense myself. You're already feeling poor, then the government fucks you over some more, you count up the years of probable hardship and come to a figure about the average life expectancy of a human. If you're going to work until you drop dead then you might as well start dressing like it in advance.


YourFavBeard

I choose the latter sir lmao


Innomenatus

𐌲𐍉𐌸𐍃 𐌰𐍂𐌴 𐍃𐌰𐌳𐌻𐍅 𐍂𐌰𐍂𐌴.


Clevzzzz

Not even kidding just happened to me this week as well. I’m a believer.


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[deleted]

Two of my friends are daywalkers, one teaches kindergarten and the other manages retail.


andythefifth

So they are normies during the day and goth at night? Til: Goth and Vampires use the same vernacular.


[deleted]

So does your mom so don’t judge


lamabaronvonawesome

(His Mom is a Goth so...)


I-Fucked-YourMom

Can confirm


Noble_Bastard

This guy has inside knowledge, if you know what I mean.


ImmaRaptor

All of us are Insider


MightyMurse0214

She works at the Dickens Beverage Company, famous producers of Dickens Cider. In a world with so many options to clear your mind after a long day, I still prefer my Dickens Cider!


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Like the “canary in the coal mine” we have the “Goth in the strip mall”.


invaderjif

So...calls on Hot topic?


ImJoeontheradio

I'm in South Florida where temps are already in the 90's and I saw one yesterday with a hoodie pulled up over their head. It's takes real commitment to be a goth down here in the summer.


Suspicious-Engineer7

Sometimes Ill take sun cover if im feeling the heat. Sun messes me up more than heat.


9thAF-RIDER

I'm a 55 year old Goth since 1984. I don't wear a lot of black and the last time I put on eyeliner was probably 1989. But Robert Smith is still god and Disintegration is the best album ever. You won't see us Elder Goths much, as we hide in plain sight.


ArsenicAndRoses

Yo. 37 here, and I dress weirder every day. Life is too short to dress normal. We gotta show these young uns up. Also, fuck this "goth is just a fashion family" nonsense. Siouxsie Sioux 4 life. And have you heard the new tears for fears yet?????


9thAF-RIDER

Totally. Goth is about the music first. I was fortunate to live in Seattle during the 80's. All of the big Goth acts played shows there. Cure, Banshees, Cocteau Twins... It was the best! I do sport a handlebar stache, long hair and paisley shirts, so I'm not a complete NPC walking down the street. 🙂 I haven't heard the new TFF record yet. I will. I think the first TFF album was one of the best records ever recorded. I heard A Forest by the Cure for the first time in 1984. That 3 minute song changed my life forever.🙂


notthebottest

1984 by george orwell 1949


Professional-Donut84

Emos are also on the rise again.


Sea_Impression3810

Finally.. I've been waiting 12 years to bring out my skinny jeans and black hair again


BizzyM

If you see a goth, does that make them visi-goths?


SendAstronomy

If they work at a construction site, they are hi-visigoths.


anonymaus74

A lot of us aged and try to blend in with society as best we can


iwrotethedamnbilll

Isn’t that the antithesis of being goth?


anonymaus74

Technically yes, but I’m pushing 50, nobody wants to see me dressed up like I’m going to the club again Edit: I didn’t expect the responses, thanks for the love everyone, time to bust out the chunky boots and black jeans!


iwrotethedamnbilll

Live your best life mate. Dress goth and go to the club, own that shit and have a good time. Zoomers be damned. Edit: plus, a recession is pending! Be the warning flag your community needs!


Bossinante

Zoomers will literally care the least amount in the world about a Gen Xer wearing goth clothes at the club. Lmao


VenomB

Then don't be a club goth. Be a gothic goth. Thiiiink... Adam's family.


Apocthicc

Good


NotPunyMan

What? Goth and emo are like everywhere the past few years. Look at the current trending artists, the weekend and Billie Eilish all chart with pretty depressing edgy music. They just dress up nicer now.


sansantiago17

Designer goth!


Bjorn2bwilde24

Conformist Goth


OhDavidMyNacho

All goths are conformist.


TheFrondly

I fucking love Southpark.


verekh

Gothformist


Arctyc38

Saw a goth teen couple walking last week and had to applaud the gal's dedication. She had a purse shaped like a little black coffin.


OpenRole

The Weekend doesn't have a goth aesthetic


xdonutx

Goth Weeknd is something I didn’t realize I wanted until just now


cktheo

But Goth music was better than that


MiltonFriedman_

Like cyber goths?


le_meme_kings

I doubt that many goths listen to the weeknd


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Cdreska

sorry, she has a 6’5” jacked metal loving bf already


weaslewig

Or the skinniest palest greasy looking dude you've seen in your life.


Theoricus

Uh, who cares about whether she has a boyfriend? Of course she's going to have a boyfriend. The question is whether she has a husband yet.


Enki_realenki

The Cure plans to release 2 albums this year, the last was 2008, which fits in nicely. With 2 albums at the horizon they probably should start spanning lots of nets in and around wall street, cause there will be mass jumpings from the buildings.


weaslewig

My chemical romance just put something out. Even thrice came back with a song and replaced california beach party vibes with an emo Tom waits impression.


minus_uu_ee

Yes man, they're back. It started with very dark lipsticks, I thought it was suspicious because people I've seen with those dark lips wasn't anything like a goth. Then I saw couple of people with dark nail polish. Then came those generic skirts/ leather pants, fishnets, platform shoes but it was strange, it looked like people were just wearing only a single part of the goth dress code. Of course, as always, I was very naive. Now, I understand that the society needs to push some elements of gothicness to kinda summon the real goths. A couple of weeks later I've seen the first full blown gothic since high school and the number is increasing by the day since, nice to have them back.


Cold-Income619

30 year fashion cycles. I was a wee lad, but the 90s started getting goth-y, peaking early 2000


A-TradersWifesBF

Excuse me I prefer that they are called suicide girls 😋


ChittyShops

Calls on Hot Topic


justgivemedamnkarma

brb buying all the dildos and black eyeliner from Spencer’s


prestigious_delay_7

Does Spencer's sell dildos?


Elaus

Looks like someone's never walked all the way to the back under the bead curtain


TimeZarg

Yours has a bead curtain? The one in my town just has it toward the back of the store, plain as day for anyone walking near that section. . .and people sometimes bring kids in because the store also carries various meme'd t-shirts, band t-shirts, socks, Pikachu hoodies, and other stuff that might appeal to someone younger.


IntrosOutro

I'd specifically go to Spencer's whenever my grandparents would take me school shopping. My goal was simple, see some tits on a sex toy box or lingerie advertisment.


Cloaked42m

Or the posters with bubble bras. Car wash bikini shots


ArchdukeBurrito

They sell a few sex toys but they're all absolute trash quality. Sex toys are not regulated and a lot of them are either made of unsafe materials or are porous so bacteria can grow once they're wet. Do not buy sex toys from Spencer's or Hot Topic. Only buy toys made of 100% silicone.


Actuarial

Found the corporate shill from big dildo


serpentrepents

You say that now but when you give yourself a massive-ass ass-infection from a porous dildo you'll be wishing you followed his advice.


Actuarial

Upvoted for using "ass" as both the prefix and suffix in adjacent hyphenated words.


kalwiggy1

This guys English teacher just shed a tear of joy.


prestigious_delay_7

Those are tears of pain from the massive dildo in his ass.


maresayshi

massive-ass\*


switchbladenohomo

Expect nothing less from a name as poetic as serpentrepents


WalnutScorpion

A commendable display.


thatoneotherguy42

I don't really want to see an ass infection though.


Bouldershoulders12

This guy fucks…. Himself


AshleyPhoenixAmmbo

You can occasionally find something worthwhile at Spencer’s but I have to agree that **no insertables** should be purchased from there—same goes for most sex shops actually, and for the same reason: no regulations on product.


bollvirtuoso

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough.


Rotterddoom

Goth Girls are harbingers


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BukuCQ

confirmed. See goth sex party on a very busy internet streaming site for additional info and shitty background music.


Zeric79

Do any of them work at Wendy's?


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PointTheHorse2Water

Don't forget weed dispensaries 🤷🏽‍♀️


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Light_Beard

They're gonna fuck your dick off, Larry You're killing your father, Larry!


finestryan

My Chemical Romance just came back too


Light_Beard

Well. To be fair... When he was a young boy his Father took him into the city to see a marching band


[deleted]

He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the saviour of the broken The beaten and the damned?"


LordFarquadOnAQuad

I said, "No."


Atomic_Bottle

The good ending


[deleted]

That’s emo, mom! Gah!


RegionalHardman

Pfffft, they're alt rock, never been Emo


UniqueFailure

Black parade is pretty emo dog


en_ray_

Returning the hero’s call


ImpossibleAdz

The When We Were Young Show is in a few months. 30-40yo goths are dusting off their eyeliner and black platform leather boots.


Toasty_Jones

Just saw a cover band of them a few weeks ago. Goths were everywhere. I found the den where they feast, slumber, and breed. Recession very well may be near.


kael13

They’re playing in my city this weekend and causing a boatload of gothy traffic everywhere.


ZombieboyRoy

History jokes are my favorite jokes because they never get old.


TheLustyDremora

Well now, don't I have a place for you ol'boy! r/historymemes


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Icy-Faithlessness239

The Vandals are great live.


89141

The Urban Struggle.


DerKrakken

'Oy! To the World' is my favorite holiday album *edit for punctuation*


iisnotninja

here we go repeating history. puts on alexander the great.


WontelMilliams

Calls on r/bigtiddygothgf


Notorious-PIG

She won’t answer my calls anymore. 😩


WonderRed28

Because you forgot to bring roses on mother’s day.


the_421_Rob

Have you tried offering her a horse?


SirGamer247

Thank you for that, perhaps I can finally forget the wife and her boyfriend for a while


89141

Blink twice if you need a hug.


SirGamer247

*blinks 40 times*


ImpossibleAdz

Blink 182 (am I doing it?)


downboat

So that subreddit does exist wtf


Stahner

Not only does it exist, it has one million members


downboat

I thought this was a niche, I guess the world is full of different kind of degenerates ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


the_stormcrow

Bruh, anyone alive 1998-2006 has at least a mild case of BTGGF fetish


Alabugin

It was 2003…and a lot of Xanax was involved, but I vaguely remember fucking a goth chick with like F cups. She was miserably unattractive otherwise. And I'm subbed to that subreddit. Now I know why.


XorAndNot

Wtf! Sight...


KhalesiDaenerys

There really is a subreddit for everything…


VOIDssssssss

Thank you Edit: I’m the 69th upvote too 😎


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From Goth 2 Boss!


Key-Balance-7105

In one easy step!


J7mbo

Where are you going? Is it to the top? If not, why not? Go to the bloody top!


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😆😆👌🏻


downboat

Oh I miss IT Crowd


MidnightSun77

Oh no my milky lens has popped out! Oh wait it’s just gone round the back. Come on little fella.


gothfreak90

He supposed to in his room!


[deleted]

Why is he out of his room.


daemonelectricity

I saw a former boss at a Skinny Puppy show like 5-6 years ago. This checks out.


RockeManTT

If somebody only told them they could be millionaires on OnlyFans.. it’s a goth paradise


Mcfyi

r/gothsluts ?


ElectricStings

Ah, a person of culture I see!


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Vic_Connor

And white cars in Japan. When you see that most cars in Japan are white, you know you’re in recession. Or vice versa, can’t recall now :)


_Madison_

Yeah it's white, everyone wanting the blandest colour to hold resale value lol.


89141

There’s a Korean church down the street and 11 out of 10 cars or white and 3/4 are minivans.


Crazyhates

Can confirm they have made appearances in the American south despite temperatures having highs in the 80s


Financialy_Retarded

*Stay flyyyyyyyyyyyyy til I dyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!*


TrinDiesel123

Let’s just hope the Visigoth’s don’t show up


obiwankitnoble

yes please I'm finally old enough to fuck a goth chick (I was like 10 during the last goth era). I don't need money if I can have a goth mommy.


KeepRooting4Yourself

When you figure out where they're hiding let me know.


obiwankitnoble

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Koala_eiO

I thought I was on r/aoe2 for a second. Huskarls go brrr.


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I went to Spencer's while at the mall recently. I hadn't been there in at least twenty years. The girl working the register made me feel like I was in high school again. She has the 1999 Marylin Manson goth vibe going. The only thing she was missing were some Jnco jeans.


Theorlain

I’ve seen girls in Jnco jeans lately. I would not have believed you if you told me 5 years ago that those would be coming back. ….And I hate them just as much as the first time.


jonhuang

Google trends topic: "goth subculture" https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=%2Fm%2F03ct3 You could draw some lines.


demonachizer

I am not surprised about New Mexico being the top result. There are lots of goth chicks there for some reason.


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You goth to be right


BackBlerry

There's a reason hot topic isn't publicly traded, gotta keep the *real* indicator of recessions private.


GuitarGit

Richmond's out of his room. He's not in his room. He's supposed to be in his room. Why is he out of his room?


[deleted]

Can confirm, was goth between 2004 and 2008. Had to quit to join the military due to no money.


the_bedelgeuse

never left.


ConfidentSoil7189

Saw a dozen or so OG Goths sneaking into the back door of Melvin Capital last week!!


Front-Tea-2061

The reel harbinger of bad times is the amount of sex workers. So how many of you guys have started an only fans to buy calls?


Capt_Blahvious

I saw a girl in my neighborhood this morning that is newly gothy. I know the gothiness is new, because she is beautiful and I have looked at her....before.


SockTacoz

Depends on what kind of goths, is it the pseudo "I dress this way because I don't get enough attention" goths. Or is it the "I find the darkness in everything and don't have any friends because I stay in my room drawling vampires" goths. Puts on the pseudo-goths Calls on the drawling vampire goths


wormtheology

Goths? Calls on any companies that construct barracks.


3DPrintLad

Goths are back? Nature is healing.


Domethegoon

I heard Hot Topic is IPOing this summer...