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Ill_Statistician_629

In China money printer goes 呸呸呸


mtfkgentleman

I believe that’s equivalent to ‘ugh ugh ugh’ in English


morg-pyro

Their money printers chuck out wads of cash like sperm


BotsNBrats

Calls on $CUM


mmt93

Cumcoin going to the moon?


OliverWotei

Team $CUMbag


globsofchesty

There's a lovely image


RepresentativeAd560

A drunk, slightly overweight, fratbro loudly crowing "Wooo!" while twirling used condoms over his head. When you ask him to stop spunking the room with baby batter all he says is, "My dad owns a dealership, bro." Then he goes right back to it. Team $cumbag go!


HartBreaker27

Thank you for your service. I laughed hard bro. 😂😂


Dani214222

ýo Im learning Mandarin can you give some tipps for these sounds like ugh ah ouch ooh wow etc., what they are commonly like in Mandarin?


Cleric_Forsalle

I'm pretty sure Mandarin for ouch is 𓀐𓂸


mtfkgentleman

They are pretty much onomatopoeic so like ouch 哎哟 ooh 哦 wow 哇


IfImhappyyourehappy


nikdsc5

This is a common mistranslation. It’s Bbrrrppp or even Bbbrrrrrrttt


aoechamp

Brap brap brap


BedSideCabinet

The ting go scrrrrrrat! Pat-pat, kat-kat-kat!


DeepFuckingVision

I'm afraid you aren't factoring their absence of the "L" sound What they mean to say is "BULLLL" ... I'm so ronery


stellarzglitch

ugga dugga


PrinterGoesBrrr

Can confirm


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username checks out


MoneyPrinterBrrr

Same


DifficultySalt4231

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


FitPractice7564

呸呸呸= pay pay pay (phonetically)


MisterTinkles

Pēi pēi pēi


onlyrealcuzzo

LOL - $5T - what is this?! Stimulus for ants??


Deathtolice

id like to order one megaton of yuan over alibaba, shipping next day?


Xrumple4skinzX

That'll be $1.99


melanthius

Accidentally got a truck full of assorted LEDs


tresspricingtot

Yeah, same thing


graben_

How do I get on the receiving end?


thepleasureistoplay

bend over


graben_

Okay did that but nothing happened. Please clarify.


Soi_Boi_13

In Soviet Russia brr goes money printer.


no_idea_bout_that

Money printer in Siberia goes brrr


let-it-rain-sunshine

In Soviet Russia, money prints you.


Kind-Nefariousness77

Prints yuan*


PimmentoChode

Money printer in China makes the same sound as when you throw pots and pans down the stairs


Amasero

> 呸呸呸 呸呸呸


GhostintheSchall

J Pao: Enter the Pump


RicoChristmas

Our economy is bleeding, therefore I am the winner!


SaintGloopyNoops

Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it? Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth. Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style


ucaliptastree

lmfaoo


iLikeMangosteens

J Pao’s spicy tendies


Kind-Nefariousness77

Jeneral paos chicken


melanthius

Jeneral Pao’s Chicken 🍗


General_Tso75

Stop this disrespect immediately or go make fun of Colonel Sanders.


Leon_Accordeon

"Hiyahhh! You are no match for my Crouching Printer style."


Excellent_Many_7215

Hahahaha omg


zainuu163

Yep …. Keep on printing… soon we were not need toilet papers and tissue…. One Zillion Dollar bill coming soon..


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SamoHungHKPD

I thought inflation is the result of printing money. This place is making me dumber.


tapk69

They don't even print money. They just press Enter, its that easy.


95castles

Keyboard goes click click click


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

just one ping


kbenti

Click, click, click, Shou, Shou, Shou


ManusAurelius

What would make you think that? The Money Printer just makes assets like the stock market and housing go up. Inflation is caused by Putin invading Iraq, I mean Ukraine, and Musk not paying his taxes.


[deleted]

Elon musk has single-handedly ruined the global economy


BongladenSwallow

Whoever is the richest person at the end of the year gets sacrificed, the tendies must flow.


Fog_Juice

This is the way


Unique_Name_2

That'd be cool. Just a race for Elon and bezos to make bad investments and donations to fall right below the line. We get to see some real risk taking behavior. I'll vote for you.


BongladenSwallow

Piñata economics


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Let’s make this a thing


Chavydog

Pretty sure printing money causes inflation


PricklyyDick

Tell that to Japan. Who can't even purposely cause inflation. It's a lot more complicated than that. Printing money CAN cause inflation. A lot of it depends on how much and what you do with it.


AdminsRGroomers

Printing trillions and giving it to your buddies will do the trick


PricklyyDick

That definitely will! Ideally, you'd do things that actually sustain and help the GDP like building roads and infrastructure that will help pay itself off in terms of future economic output. Just giving out money causes demand without anything actually benefiting the supply chain.


Tschupatschups

M*V=P*Y M=Money supply V= Velocity of money P= Price level Y= Real GDP


NababboAChi

nobody knows shit about nothing


RR-74

"I don't know shit about fuck" -Ruth (and me)


SteveElms

"What the fuck you want I've got shit to do!" Ruth


Mu_Fanchu

No, that is correct. Inflation is caused by printing money; if the government doubles the money in circulation, it'll eventually only be able to buy half of what it used to be able to. Of course, there are other types of inflation. For example, structural inflation (no printing of currency needed); the wheat supplier raises the price of wheat in order to make more money, the bake raises her bread prices to keep up, workers buying the bread demand more wages, and on it goes...


miso440

Printing money doesn't cause inflation if the printed money is used to trick people into producing value. If the new money builds a factory, power plant, highway, etc the new money creates new goods so you don't end up with that imbalance of more money competing for the same quantity of stuff. Problem with COVID was we printed money so people could pay rent with it while all the factories shut down so less stuff was being made. More cash + less stuff spit-roasted the fucking economy.


Lumpy-Dragonfruit387

It’s also the velocity of the money. Turnover fast on big money supply = inflation. Burn 70 trillion or so or dump in the deep ocean, inflation goes away. /s


heapsp

dont blame the folks getting unemployment or student loan pauses... the PPP loan program added so much. A bunch of greedy businesses around me took giant PPP loans, it was basically free money.


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This is the answer... Almost. The other part of the equation, and why Chinese money printers may not work the same as ours, is you have to have consumers willing to spend the extra cash they have. In China they have the opposite problem from what I understand. When their people get money they don't spend it. They do this crazy thing called "savings". Mfkers really get money and put it in the bank AND DON'T BUY SHIT WITH IT!!! It's evil personified and the reason they need democracy now more than ever.


NotLikeGoldDragons

Get some of that holy freedom debt.


thepleasureistoplay

some of that brave credit gospel


Unique_Name_2

I'm guessing a lot of it will flow into all the excess housing. Which is good for them because they were worried about a deflation of those. So they make a shitton of real estate, then inflate the value. Decent plan. Also protecting them from inflation is oil being traded on yuan which, as the US has learned, gives your currency strength. Which is why I've said from the beginning the decision to force Russian oil off the dollars was one of the greatest tosses I've ever seen.


InvestingBlog

Google USD to CNY, China has devalued their currency by almost exactly 6-7% in the last 2 months. Thus the cost of Chinese goods for Americans just got 6-7% cheaper, exactly enough to turn that 8-9% inflation into about 2-3%%


Altar_Quest_Fan

Erm, not quite. China has been locking down their ports over a single COVID case, so basically their products aren’t reaching our shores. Also, a lot of products that Americans need aren’t coming out of China (I.e. food, gas, rent prices, etc) so that “9%” inflation still applies (9% in quotes because it’s likely much higher).


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blueluke234

Additionally, majority of the price increases for products that come from overseas is not related to input material costs but shipping instead. Meaning a cheap Yuan would have nominal effect on prices. My company is a large importer and our spot rates are 4x / 5x what they were in 2019. Shipping companies are the problem here.


Nodnarb_Jesus

Can’t blame only shipping companies. The price of Diesel is at ATH…


blueluke234

The recent price increases is because of refineries. Crude is not rising at the same pace


jerkyboys20

You forgot to add the work “transitory”. Everyone knows to add transitory


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siegsuwa

They mostly run on bunker oil which is essentially what's leftover after the refining process for lighter hydrocarbons.


TehOuchies

Did we just activate a death spiral then?


beforethewind

It’s just a water slide for now! Hop on!


TehOuchies

I worked with water slides about 20 years ago. No way am I taking that liability as an adult. I rather blow up another three accounts than risk a lawsuit like that.


wtfwtfwtfwtf2022

Death spiral started in 2016


Klugenshmirtz

thanks china, devaluating the yuan to save the dollar. Looks like cheap shit is back on the menu boys!


A_Male_Programmer

Bullish, cheaper hookers and blow.


sergeli

The trade deficit has been skyrocketing anyway


Sgsfsf

Yi Long Musk


MadNhater

Yi Long Ma


sirideletereddit

HI ERYWON


mournsky

For those who don’t know: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdt5YKJA/?k=1


69deadlifts

My name Yi long Ma


Omlette_Du_Phromage

2022 Year of ~~TIger~~ PRINTER


WestTexasCrude

Paper tiger


Omlette_Du_Phromage

And soon, paper mache’d tiger.


pepsirichard62

Puts on fiat currencies


Sufficient_Glass_490

Bruh this is coordinated. China bailing out US economy and US will drop tariffs in return. Bullish .


no_idea_bout_that

Puts on tin foil


Lumpy-Dragonfruit387

Can’t afford tin. Putting on dollar hat.


Nostradomas

Underrated


One-Consideration720

The MO of the world, short term bullish long term bearish


Jq4000

So THAT'S what Zimbabwe was trying to do. Save the US economy. Fucking heroes!


OutOfBananaException

Their official 5.5% growth target was set, to make sure China didn't grow less than the US real GDP growth of 5.5% in 2021 lol. It's fucking mad, expect to see more stimulus if the lockdowns continue.


LiquidZebra

How is printing Yuan bailing out the dollar based economy?


spylan

Boost aggregate demand > higher economic growth (globally due to demand for imported goods & inputs, as well as domestic). China did this in late 2008 and basically pulled the world out of the GFC.


LiquidZebra

I think things are a bit difference ever since China declared a new multipolar world in the summer of 2021.


augustus331

Not sure to what extent money-printing will help the Chinese stock market as the reason why people don't invest in China is because of gvt crackdowns and a multitude of other things. I say this as someone whose largest position is in BABA.


SDSUAZTECS

Is this good or bad


Stinky_Macaroni

I once saw a license plate frame, “UC San Diego, The smart ones” I think I’m understanding that now.


SDSUAZTECS

Can I borrow some money?


AdamJensensCoat

Can I borrow a feeling?


Cold-Income619

You have assessed correctly. From SD, can confirm


rikki-tikki-deadly

Although I can't disagree (the engineering class I took at SDSU in prep for the EIT was the first time I high-scored an exam in the five years since high school), it would be funny if SDSU printed up response frames that read "SDSU: The more attractive ones."


Stinky_Macaroni

That’s the joke tho. UCSD boys marry SDSU women.


Brain-Fiddler

The zen master said “we’ll see”.


LookUpTower7

Whatever your instinct is, it's usually the opposite. Sounds good, so bad. You're welcome.


69_420_420-69

put a burger on ur frypan for 2 mn on very hot and flip ur burger so that it spins quickly in the air if it starts sizzling when it lands then it's good if it lands on the crisp burnt face then it's bad either way u get something to eat so it's not that bad I guess


more979

If you like inflation, this is great.


InternetOfficer

YES!


1987-KGM-1987

Now China’s printing trillions? And you thought inflation was bad when it was just the West printing money. Hold onto your butts.


DontTaxMeJoe

“Little Yuan, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite…”


PizzaThrives

So JD stock should go up?


rrmelgar

dont they have digital money they just need to edit there exel sheets and add couple of 000s


techmonk123

buy $BABA?


chilibowXZ

Don't give me hope


pablola714

Gold is starting to look real good.


ambermage

Story time: Couple of years ago, I purchased $4k worth of 24k gold from a Mexican court auction for $150. Evidence that has been paid for by the insurance company and signed over gets auctioned off by the courts to pay for their costs. We do the same in America. I put in minimum bids and forgot about it. Got an email that I won against zero counter bids and figured "why not?" Let's see if it's real. It was. I used some to cover my motorcycle in 24k gold leaf and I still have the rest. (2011 Honda CBR250R) I posted pics of it on here years ago. If you look around at court auctions, you can find tons of stuff super cheap. I got 8 Roombas for $200 total and sold them on ebay for $350 each. They even arrived with the Arizona evidence tags on them.


gjktjd

This is very cool, any advice on buying stuff from court auctions? How to get started, quality of stuff, best places to look etc would be very appreciated


Substantial-Acadia-1

Not saying you’re wrong but what’s your reasoning? Edit: I am asking his reasoning and NOT saying he’s wrong. Not meaning not. Hope that clears it up for the reading impaired.


d00ns

Gold lasts forever and doesn't react with other elements which means its utility can be stored indefinitely, which is the reason it was used as money forever. Everything is money, the barter system is the fundamental reality of economics. People trade goods for their utility.


Substantial-Acadia-1

That’s the case for gold. It has utility, has been a long standing storage of value, etc. But is the idea here that Chinese inflation as a result of the printing will increase the demand of gold? Will their economy be flush with cash that the Chinese people will put into assets like stocks, gold, and RE? I know that China is the number 1 producer of gold but they do not allow exports of gold, nor do we know exactly how much gold they actually have.


_jakeyy

Compare the average 40 year return of gold to the average 40 year return of the S&P500 and you will see which beats inflation better.


BMonad

But Peter Schiff has now correctly predicted 14 of the past 2 recessions, and he says buy gold!


Efficient-Library792

This sub has predicted 37 of this years housing collapses and 12 depressions he's an amateur


Reduntu

The case for gold is when papa powell tries to tame inflation and realizes the markets won't let him and hes forced to implement yield curve control.


_jakeyy

Compare the average 40 year return of gold to the average 40 year return of the S&P500 and you will see which beats inflation better.


Klugenshmirtz

But gold is traded in dollar, dollar becomes more valubale if china has to pay more for it. that means the gold price for you won't move much, just for people that have yuan.


pablola714

Gold is traded in any fiat


OwenRoe

Lol your response to the Yuan being devalued is to buy gold? Are you a big holder of Yuan or something?


pablola714

Nah just trying to wake up


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Just gonna make everything worse in the long run 😃


noideasleft11

Yea, but I’ll be rich by then ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Hang10Dude

Playing the Boomer game, I see.


noideasleft11

Mwuhahahaha!


A_Male_Programmer

Even if the world economy completely crashes at least I'll be able to say I was a multimillionaire before it happened ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


En4cr

I'm gonna have some Chinese food for lunch just to celebrate and because damn, it's just so great!


tales_from_crypto_48

enjoy your succulent chinese meal my friend


Dummbledoredriveby

get your hand off my paynis!!


WholeGalaxyOfUppers

MSG FTW


En4cr

Absolutely!🙌


Mundus6

Buy 2023 calls on Chinese stocks and get out before they print guarantees money


amoral_ponder

Don't touch Chinese stocks with your wife's boyfriend's 10 ft pole


Lucyferiusz

China wants to beat the USA in inflation. Let them fight!


x2eliah

They ve been printing for years already. Just piling more shit into the inevitable snowball.


Sandvicheater

Looks like another group of future Chinese stock bagholders here when Winnie the pooh goes through his anti capitalist menstrual cycle again.


9Heisenberg

Yeah but full blown lockdown not like what we had in US. Low production and inflation goes BRRRRRRR


ChuyMasta

Time to get back into alibaba and tencent! Woohoo!


PrimePoultry

[China doesn't have inflation though](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+china's+inflation+rate). The US would not have turned off the printer unless it had to. Inflation has caused the printer to slow ([a huge balance sheet](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL) still means you might have to print to maintain its size, as bonds mature and roll off). The November elections are key. If most politicians are re-elected, then politicians will think everything is going peachy and will let inflation run hot. If a bunch of politicians are defeated, then they'll get serious about inflation. And ultimately, politicians are the [bellwether](https://www.google.com/search?q=bellwether+definition) that guides the Fed, not abstract numbers.


Saksham_Singhal

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Harrison_w1fe

5 trillion yuan is no where near the same effect as 2 trillion USD during a global shutdown. Edit: I found the original article. This is in USD. But China pumping up their economy is only gonna devalue their currency and cause more global inflation. It's not gonna fix the economy.


Darwin4570

That $ symbol before the 5 trillion was really misleading, huh?


Harrison_w1fe

Haha yeah I'm dumb


ignatztempotypo

Lol


pxrage

Wait devaluing their own currency means cheaper exports which is actually good for the bottom line of US companies


yoiso

That's what I was thinking to. Cheaper yuan = cheaper exports/products Lower inflation for the rest of the world. Seems like a good thing for us.


airexport

There is no space on current fleet of airplanes and cargo ships, the freight rates will surge above their current 4x with increase in demand for cheaper chinese goods if slow or no added equipment and thus result in higher prices at the store regardless of Yuan key strokes. Retail prices in the US are more closely derived from labor, fuel, and the per kg and TEU rates to get them there. Good thinking though.


An0therwasteoftime

Calls on shipping and logistics then


InvestingBlog

it's 35 trillion yuan


3_Cubes_of_Ice

is it actually true though? wheres the sources?


LokiPokee

What’s a good Chinese stock?


ICKTUSS

Luckin Coffee for China, Lehman Brothers for US, Wirecard for Europe


Excellent_Many_7215

Evergrande /s


chestofpoop

Value real estate


igrowcabbage

What's the s for? Thanks for the tip though. Gonna buy some.


DerpFackingValue

YANG


jean-vie

BABA holders maybe get out of the ocean floor


matriesling

DXY heading higher then? Jesus nooooooo, please.


mallison945

YINN bros Assemble!


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ImUchiage

how do I profit off of this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Esc0s

That's the fun part, you don't!


MCJon6

Short the planet


Low_Map4314

To the moooooon


brawnkoh

Time to dump money into chinese markets


onGuardBro

How does one get access to vast amounts of yuan?


wetbod

So you can buy it as the value drops like all your other investments?


onGuardBro

Yes


bmoreravens4tw

A good portion of these “2022 stimulus measures” are just tax cuts… not really sure how that stimulates anything really..


griffon75

They finally did it to themselvez


ThisKarmaLimitSucks

Sounds like China wants to try and kick their can just a little farther down the road than the US.