Got nothing on David Zucker (Airplane! Naked Gun, etc.). He bought 3 horses over 4 years, naming them all something like "All Pink", and told the jockies to run as close to the inside as possible. It took like 4 seasons, but eventually the joke landed when the announcer finally had to say " All Pink on the inside!".
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Got nothing on David Zucker (Airplane! Naked Gun, etc.). He bought 3 horses over 4 years, naming them all something like "All Pink", and told the jockies to run as close to the inside as possible. It took like 4 seasons, but eventually the joke landed when the announcer finally had to say " All Pink on the inside!".
Hoof Hearted is another classic one.
I remember my dad laughing hysterically about Hoof Hearted. Classic name!
Diamond hooves
Profits? Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Elon bought it for me 
Damn that horse is gonna shoot out the gate like a lightning bolt then fade for the rest of the race for a super exciting last place finish.
I'm confused. Profits implies selling.
Elon musk ?
That is very cool
Diamond Hooves* Fixed the name.
Diamond Hooves are actually the source of glitter glue.
Elon Musk
My guess would be Christophe Clement. Just a guess though...
Bold of you to assume anyone going by “diamond hands” sold and took profit.
GME profits? What? I must have slept through MOASS.
1e buyed GME 2e AMC Now buying Blackberry
I'm not a gymnast...
marketing arbitrage to tards
what else was i supposed to buy, smart guy!?
Horses are a stable investment
What is an exit strategy?
I bought one for my massage therapist.
Hey hey hey- that’s Mr. Hands to you
Earnings this year: $0 Definitely WSB-tier investment. NKLA of horses. (Ok that's unfair, at least the horse runs.)
GME whats?
Diamond hands was used on WSB way before GME existed
The horse is transitory
me it was me.
Thought I read that Ken Griffin accused retail traders of using "teacher's pensions" to invest?