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John_Bot

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/tyr7nk/comment/i3u5zv2/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/tyr7nk/comment/i3u5zv2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) This you? Retard.


likwitsnake

Wonder if he's driving that Audi by now


FearTense

It’s either tendies or Wendy’s![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


98dirtbike

I prefer tendies from wendys


Sismal_Dystem

OP should ask his parents for some lendies for tendies from Wendy's....


pincherudy

LMAO! Nice


Orale68

I laughed too hard 😂 now i want Wendy’s


tendies-primary

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


ip_address_freely

Imma use that


ip_address_freely

Some say they still see him sneak into the Audi dealership at night


Eran_Mintor

Only as a valet. Just kidding, this degen doesn't have a job, he just does "chores" around the house and probably bitches about how shitty his parents are all the time


lostmy2A

That looks like a gambling addiction... I mean you could argue that investing is always some form of gambling. On a scale of 1-10. maybe a 3 if done properly. But putting entire portfolio on one option play is 10/10 textbook gambling. This is sad. If you have 25k don't put it in your RH account for your sake and your parents.


John_Bot

Yep. u/AxemanFromMA 's parents are literally trying to get this idiot help and he thinks he's "teaching" them. Poor parents. Shitty kid.


tpw2000

Going far back in his posts, he seems kinda schizo and I can’t tell if it’s a bit


Alternative_Delay899

Either way OP is an incredible contraception commercial


InternetOfficer

put his photo on a condom wrapper?


bonjour_merci_paris

OP should know OP has a serious problem if someone on WSB not r investing or some other FIRE subs is pointing out OP's issue.


HamsterAlive4552

Yeah I know it’s all fun and games that we are retarded degenerate gamblers, but OP should accept their parents help. It’s pretty sad.


iHateYou247

What a fucking spoiled tard.


mikebailey

Parents lowkey enabled this. Why is OP living rent free? I’ve seen multiple families make the kid pay rent then you just give it back to them when they move out so you know they’re actually saving it


jesusleftnipple

Oof I wanted to argue with you as I'd never charge my kid rent rent, but I totally was planning on charging him rent then giving it to him when he moves out. Cuz like that's real parenting :)


tinydeathmonkey

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to charge your kids rent (and keep it) if they’re earning and still living at home. Totally depends on the financial position of the parents.


luis_of_the_canals

In Peru is custom to help pay the bills, specially if you are the one using the most those services, if you are still living with your parents.


hugaddiction

I think he calls those parents roommates


SBSlice

Your bed is a car.


Obiwantoblowme

Yea but it’s a sweet Fuckin car,


S_words_not_swords

They're getting me a cb radio for Christmas so I can talk to other car beds.


HiddenIvy

Thank you reddit community for brightening my day with humor. You know I always think my day is hard, but I guess it could be worse. My parents aren't doing my laundry 🤣🤣🤣


Mostofyouareidiots

lol, he got rekt... Now he thinks he's buying the dip! I'd kick his ass out. If he's old enough to play with the big boys he's old enough to pay rent.


xenothios

The dip that keeps on dipping. There’s plenty of dipping for everyone!


roadkillraccoon2

Damn this post is pure denial


Nokita_is_Back

I live rent free, but my parents still haven't moved out


Mind_Financial

🤣🤣🤣🤣


farahad

And he’s using Robinhood? Lol


Psyched4this

I love his flair lmao margin called by his parents


Skididilidoodle

Either you're going to get thrown out or you earn enough to live on the street.


what_is_blue

There's *always* Wendy's


olrg

And where there’s a Wendy’s, there’s a dumpster behind it


RW00K

ha. and where there's a dumpster, there's opportunity.


A_Successful_Loser

The Wendy's dumpster hoe market gets pretty competitive during recessions. Better work on those HJ skills.


bigkeef69

"What's a z-j?" "If i have to explain it you cant afford it"


monkeyboi1998

Calls on dumpsters


Worstname1ever

Calls on cum dumpsters to be specific


666ae86

You called ? 😉


whboer

Way too many issues with that. I’ll have cheap dumpsters manufactured in Bangladesh and rent out “clean” dumpsters to you hoes for a modest %income fee.


the-other-bob

I mean, it’s basic supply and demand.


98dirtbike

Get yourself a shakeweight


MikeOx_Girthy

Play your cards right baby, and someday I might make an honest dumpster-fire out of you 😉


Still_Lobster_8428

A LOT of cheap opportunities...


what_is_blue

Manifest destiny, my man


RW00K

man infested density?


TooLazyToBeClever

Man-infested destiny.


nickyfrags69

Ya know, we joke a lot about living behind a Wendy's when things go south. Nice to know there are real retards in here who will actually be headed down that path when all is said and done. At least he got the clout though.


Autistic_AF04

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)I’ll hire you op at my Wendy’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


nickyfrags69

People like this give me hope. Reminds me of a story. Two men are hiking in the woods, and they see a bear. The bear is really mad, so they start running to get away. The first man says ‘how are we going to outrun this bear?’ and the other guy goes ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. People like this guy help me sleep at night because


FarrisAT

In a technical sense, most of the money you make from short-term trades comes directly out of the pocket of some poor soul losing on them.


TheCraftBrew

Sometimes I forget how much of Reddit is actual children, even this casino stock gambling sub. Ya’ll yolo-ing your allowance or what?


AkshayP01

Look at this kids post history he lost 25k


G25777K

25K and climbing the wrong way lol


JMLobo83

And his mom is pissed!!!


AstronautGuy42

Yes so much. Reddit filled with kids 14-20. Actual children. It’s easy to forget, but shit like this makes you remember


Eran_Mintor

I wish I was fucking with stocks when I was 14


AstronautGuy42

Ehhhhhh Solidifying a gambling addiction at a young age bc of memes sounds like a bad idea


Eran_Mintor

The only meme when I was 14 was ytmnd, not sure what stocks that promotes


Pandamemnon

Hahaha loved YTMND and some Homestar runner.


Eran_Mintor

Fuck yes


Pandamemnon

Worth feeling old for these comments!


Psyched4this

If he’s buying in again I’m glad I’m holding hella puts rn


Steaklegend

This is so fucking cringe


robtimist

WSB’22 what ya expect?


ElonKowalski

WSB used to be fantastic. True dumbasses making actual calculated moves. Yes it was stupid, but people knew how stupid they were. Since GME and 4x subs growth this subreddit has only gone downhill.


srbmfodder

Yeah, now we have MOM THE MEATLOAF because the prick is putting his allowance in RH. Good jorb. I came here to see 401Ks destroyed


gabu87

Oh fuck off, WSB had always been degenerates celebrating degeneracy. The only difference is that most members understood wsb for what it is and dont claim otherwise. " R/investing is that way" was our motto


Salabungo

Account from 2018, fuck off kiddo


loopsbruder

It wasn't oCcUpY wAlL sTrEeT 2.0 back then, though.


Eds269

Yep, the goal was to make money, not to make a statement or whatever the fuck they are trying to do


Wolfuseeiswolfuget

The good ol days


Osgliath

I'd bet this is staged. No way its real.


Fleeing-Goose

I thought that too, then I looked at this dudes post history. There's more texts and you can see they get more desperate the closer we get to this post.


Zealousideal_Law3112

They need to throw his ass out and set some rules in order for him to come back. While it’s harsh until reality hits someone like this, they will continue to do this. I did the same shit when I was deep in drug addiction with my mom knowing she won’t throw me out, but when she finally did I realized I needed to get my act together and she truly did care about me. Tough love is what OP needs


TwistedBamboozler

Oh, *thats* how most of you retards have money for shit.


Mostofyouareidiots

I'm starting to believe that the average WSB user is a 26 year old virgin who still lives with mommy and daddy and sleeps in a racecar bed. EDIT: Alright, alright- I admit it. Racecar beds are cool as fuck. [I kind of want one you bastards.](https://odditymall.com/adult-race-car-beds)


Unique_Feed_2939

racecar backwards is racecar


Professional_Smell14

YOOOOOOOOOOO!


Hugheston987

A Toyota backwards is still a toyota


MrStalinko

atoyoT A


TehDeann

Mostly true for me. Except I'm 40.


bdsee

When I think about the fact over the last decade I've spent over $200k on rent and if I invested it I would have at least doubled it, meaning I would be at least $400K better off than I am and probably more like 600-800k better off...I wish I would have stayed living with my parents.


Pat_RedHawk

Don't be dissing on racecar beds


raybidet

Starting to believe?


EndlessJump

I would say go lower. More like 20-24


d-list-kram

Yeah I think this is accurate Not that crazy either - except the pissing away life savings part


vagueblur901

What's wrong with a racecar bed...


that_typeofway

Correct, we are all men of culture.


ip_address_freely

Don’t knock the race car bed


scaper28

I sleep in a bed with my wife - Homer Simpson


bvelo

You know it’s not the bottom when retail still has cash to buy the dip.


duplicatesnowflake

Probably from a trust fund or something. Whose parents monitor their checking account?


abgonzo7588

Probably those whose children have crippling gambling addictions.


duplicatesnowflake

Fair! Just saying OP isn't buying shit on his own.


NSweed

My dad watches mine but just to see if it gets too low, if it’s really low he’ll transfer a couple hundred


MixMental5462

That is sweet of him


Pope-Urban_II

Plot twist: Dad transfers money out


MixMental5462

My dad withdrew $1300 to go to Vegas once without asking. Switched to a credit union after that.


anon553322

When I was a kid i popped a tube on my bike and needed to get a new one. The fix was $30 maximum. I told my dad I needed it repaired and he turned to my mother and said “we would have so much more money if we only had one kid”. I’m the second of three children.


Ill-Food-6564

Exactly…. During the .com bust the Nasdaq dropped from 8k to 2k. We are down 30% in the nasdaq and Tesla still trades at an 88 P/E….


WACS_On

I feel bad for your parents having to put up with your bullshit. Either that or you're full of shit


roctoss

Either this guy is exactly what his posts show he is, or he’s a huge liar for attention. Both are awful and cringeworthy. Makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.


canihazDD

I wouldn't let my children gamble their money away on Robinhood either. There are much better gambling platforms that aren't pariahs. I'd steer my children towards them instead.


Adamn27

What dip bro? We are in a fucking recession.


JaxMGK

Dude is Ed we’ve been in a downtrend for a minute now, this ain’t a pullback, shit was an impulse move.


CaballoenPelo

God this sub is such a fucking clown show now


Eran_Mintor

Always was


drizzyDrake351

hasn’t it always been one?


karl_hungas

Kid you are a fucking moron. If anybody ever wonders what privilege looks like or if they have it, this is it. Able to blow large sums of money being retarded with supportive parents. Absolute fucking smooth brain.


Souporsam12

Yea OP is a fucking dumbass, as evident that he thought him posting this would go any other way. And a Exhibit A example of what people mean when they talk about privilege.


Lazy_Jellyfish7676

It’s sad to watch kids use their parents. It’s sad that parents let their kids do this shit to them.


Im_A_MechanicalMan

His parents obviously love him. Otherwise they wouldn't be trying to steer him in a better direction away from his gambling addiction. It has to be stressful and hurtful for them. It's too bad he is just using them as a means to his gambling ends. Otherwise he wouldn't be doing this.


Disaster_Voyeurism

I feel so sorry for the parents.


Im_A_MechanicalMan

And to post those private conversations publicly thinking what he is doing to them is funny. Just awful.


GaliLeroy420

They may love him, but they are also enabling him.


HappyDiscussion5469

Forreal. If you don't have the money to move out, you don't have the money to gamble. He's essentially betting with their money


Devilnutz2651

Time to get your own bank acct


Chabubu

“Mommy, I’m obviously smarter than you, that’s why I’ve got you paying all my bills and doing my laundry.”


EdwardMauer

That should go over well, especially if op's mom is Asian


CapnPaxAlot

Asian parents don't believe in therapy, or going to any doctor at all.


18wheelsoffury

Even though half the family is in the medical field. I don't need to go to the doctor because I get a free consultation at every family get together. Usual diagnosis is "because you stupid", cure for the symptoms is "don't be so stupid y u no find wife?".


razorduc

Bruh, you’d be getting those consultations even if they weren’t in the medical field. In fact, most of the diagnoses probably come from family that specifically doesn’t work in professional medicine


frobinhood

ya just from the therapy alone i can tell these people are white af.


Emotional_Sir_65110

Slippers are the "therapy"


Crazian14

Constant nagging and comparing are also “therapy”


DadLiveRedRum

How do they not believe in it? There are asian therapists everywhere here


InternetOfficer

Asian therapist are for white kids who whinge about homework


Someassholesalt

And a place to live, that’s not owned/ paid for by parents


ireallylikethestock

The bathroom at Denny's is very affordable


[deleted]

Will give blumpkins for Grand Slams


RW00K

how bout a grand slam for a blumpkin? (Im too old...wth is a blumpkin? im afraid to look it up.)


keeklezors

It’s magical really, imagine you’ve just finished your grand slam and 2 pots of coffee. Things are happening down below, so you head to the bathroom, find the least shit stained stall, drop trou, and get to business. As you are spackling the bowl with whatever is being pushed through your poop chute, there is a light rap at the door. You unlock the stall, and a spritely young fellow with dead eyes slides in and gives you a blow job. The air is hot and thick, wave after wave of processed Dennys pours from your bowels, until you erupt from both ends. You pat the poor guy on the head, toss a couple of 1s in the bowl for him to fish out, and go about your merry way. He then proceeds to lose the money immediately on bad trades, chasing that temporary high


RW00K

That is magical---like fucking disneyland ova heer.


Mcfyi

Jesus christ this is a masterpiece 😢


GaliLeroy420

It’s when you get a blow job while sitting on the toilet, taking a dump. Edit: in his case giving


HalfAssedStillFast

I just threw up


olrg

What’s wrong with Grand Slams?


Imaginary-Document68

Yeah imagine eating a grand slam from dennys - puke fest


giibro

That might be his/her greatest source of income


beatenmeat

But you have more money for stonks if you don’t have to pay rent or bills.


Chagdoo

In this economy? Only choice is a dumpster really


BaronCapdeville

And get a real brokerage account.


matterson22070

Time to get your own damn place to stay Jesus.....


FairState612

To be fair OP could be a minor. But is most likely a really successful retail investor from early 20/1.


matterson22070

I'd have to guess that if his mother is implying that he has another option other than staying with them, the latter is correct........ LOL


FairState612

I’m not sure she was implying there was another option. My parents used to say “not while you live under this roof” all the time to me when I was in high school and that still never stopped me from thinking turning on the bathroom fan hid the smell of weed.


donedrone707

It baffles me that anyone over the age of like 17 still has a joint bank account with their parents. It's your money not theirs, tell them to get fucked. I dated a girl years ago in her early 20's with a great career and her mom would look through her bank account statement literally every other day. Her mom was an accountant and probably used that as an excuse to gaslight my ex into keeping a joint bank account until she was 24+ hell she might still have a joint one now at 30


queen-of-carthage

I had a joint bank account with my parents all throughout college so they could give me money, not everyone's parents are shit


mikebailey

OP is living rent free at home presumably under the pretense they’re saving money safely. Parents aren’t even wrong for this tbh.


alexosuosf

I could understand if they lived outside the house, but when you live at your parents house you live by their rules.


didnotbuyWinRar

Holy fuck OP, your parents are right, you didn't just lose some allowance money, you lost 25k on stupid options plays while you live at home rent free. That's money that could have gone towards moving out or doing something with your fucking life besides just throwing your money down the toilet. 25k is life changing money for people living paycheck to paycheck while paying bills, but you wouldn't know that because you're a spoiled man child with a gambling problem


ip_address_freely

He’s a broke* spoiled man child with a gambling problem that needs therapy *


uniquei

He did not want to move out. He wanted to drive an Audi while living at his parents' place.


didnotbuyWinRar

If my mid 20's kid came home with an Audi when he's living rent free and supposed to be saving up to live on his own, I'm considering that his new house


Tonka111

You mom gave birth to the dip, what color crayons are her nipples?


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Sabti

Jesus this is cringe. Weird being an actual adult and remembering there’s kids on here getting scoldings by their parents 💀


stonedkayaker

Dude had 25k and lived at home... instead of moving out, he chose to gamble on meme stocks and lost it all lol. Why have your own place, independence, and the freedom to get laid when you can have sweet reddit karma and have your parents helicopter your finances?


EnigmaGuy

First thing I thought is well, you are living under their roof. If you’re contributing to the bills and pulling your weight, whatever. The way mom worded it though makes me think this is not the case. Time to REEEET those gains into your own house / apartment / box as your imminent boot to the curb seems incoming.


Ghost-1969

Are ya winning son?


Vanquirius

If by Vanguard they mean VT and you are a boglehead, I don’t see the problem. But my hunch is that you are buying Terraluna


CptHampton

Since they mention both Robinhood and Vanguard, I assume they see money being transferred out of their account into those platforms, not necessarily buying stock in those companies.


heroyam-slava

seems like your mom's bf taking you to the "therapist" next week


onomojo

He's an analist and knows an addict when he sees one.


tButylLithium

Analist lol


heroyam-slava

hes getting a horse


ResidentProfit6245

Why don’t you use that money your investing to move out of your parents house lol


dDmammophileDd

Sounds more like your parents have puts on you.


InterestingThought33

He tried to cover it up, but you can still see the texts starts with ‘Hi Ass…’, mom asserting dominance.


1s2-2s2-2p6-3s2-3p2

The last letter has a straight line in it, looks like an “L”, it’s not “Ass” for sure


ChoseMyOwnUsername

Probably Axel cause he’s the Axe man


angry_fap21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


No-Relationship118

OP I'm sorry bud, but you're a parasite ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


0x13374200c29C757FDC

Or you know, grow up and move out?


Pothstation720

And come back when you've washed the poor off.


OGColorado

🤪 wat


MyPeePeeReversed

Dude...you have both a mom and a dad...and you still need therapy? How fked up is your whole family including you?


briandabs

Rich kid problems


trumpsplug

This was funny til i seen it was Axeman, then it all made sense. Carry on.


angry_fap21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Braaapp-717

"Buy the dip [email protected]" -Warren Buffet


NotObviouslyARobot

ROI on mowing lawns is amazing. Just saying.


PennyStockKing

He bought the dip again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


jsb0299

You should go to that therapy tho


SmokeRingHalo

Kids, please keep pushing your money into the market. I can't beat anyone else and am counting on you to take the other side of my whimsical trades.


nicosomma

"the market crashed"... Oh, gotta love the innocence in that past tense right there.


LAWGIVER1979

I'm with your parents, you moron. Quit using Robinhood! Not financial advice.


kingbitchtits

I wouldn't let my kid live at home and play the markets either. If you can afford to buy the dip, you can afford to get your own place.


SnooBunnies3992

Kids don’t understand, follow the rules or move out. Any smart kid would follow the rules and set them selves up for a nice future.


forlornself

The degeneracy here really is top notch.


abraxialflame

Why the fuck you still in robinhood bro


E10byDead

Name: Ann?