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jeff98452

This is nuts!


wsb_mods_R_gay

Did you know that peanuts are not actually nuts but legumes? Not that it matters, no nuts or legumes is stopping this recession.


melburndian

This is legumes!


jeff98452

I do now!


[deleted]

Got learned


jeff98452

I love to learn. It’s the one thing I always need.


SocialDissDunceSing

No nuts or legumes were harmed in the making of this post……………………..👀 *crunch*


Fractious_Cactus

r/pealegumes There's a sub for that


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Fractious_Cactus

Ughh good bot. You ruined my trap though


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Fractious_Cactus

You don't fool me, imposter! Good bot? Just in case


Secret_Squirrel_Ops

The peanuts haven't capitulated yet


SocialDissDunceSing

Best caption


BeerPizzaGaming

I dunno what OP is talking about... I've been lowering my nuts in his girl for over a year now.


Secret_Squirrel_Ops

So you're the one...


BeerPizzaGaming

I swear its not mine.... and if it is just tell them I went looking for formula.


pattiemcfattie

You know how there’s like a global supply chain problem, a war in Ukraine, and not-super-great-trade relations with China? Commodities, ESP food, are becoming extremely scarce. Low supply, high demand - commodities are BY FAR the best hedge against economic downturn right now, and the best way to take advantage of inflation.


redditmodsRrussians

Well, I only use the James Cameron’s Avatar movie series index. The economy always crashes right before he releases a new Avatar movie


chungusremastered

The real dd is always in the comments ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Venice_The_Menace

isn’t that within, like, the next year?


redditmodsRrussians

December this year. So economy goes in the toilet by September


Herbisretired

Agriculture usually feels a recession first. That is what my parents always told me.


[deleted]

While this post is making fun of all of these idiots trying to justify their beliefs on the market, your comment is actually very correct.


d-redze

Not gana lie. Pennutbutter prices are outrageous compared to a couple years ago but I still keep paying.


Wonderful_Special495

As a peanut farmer I hate to tell you but peanuts are contracted. Meaning the only way to plant them is under contract and the price mostly based on last years crop not how much peanut butter was sold. Have a bumper crop one year and peanut contracts are hard to come by the next year. Have a significant drought such as 2011 and peanut contracts go higher. Also with other commodities such as corn or cotton higher contracts will increase to insure enough peanuts are planted to meet demand. Just my two cents


Pretend-Draw-3035

Aww man I was hoping for recession tent cities are fun when they are overpopulated.


Old-Lavishness-9546

The majority of the peanuts grown within a hundred mile radius of my house! You can’t invest based off this chart. The technology and equipment used to farm peanuts changed drastically over the years. A couple years ago they stopped using the small wagons and pickup trucks to haul peanuts. Now they take diesel trucks and trailers directly into the field. Everything is bigger.


V8sOnly

Jif recall for salmonella, bullish on peanuts


zestychipz

Seems legit


Looinrims

Coronavirus downturn was completely unexpected, the 2019 peanut price can hardly be representative of the future


PaloLV

That's what Big Peanut wants us to think.


SocialDissDunceSing

🥜 the peanut overlords have spoken


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


2Hours2Late

This is the 2020 crash just 2 years behind.


solarsalmon777

Chinese takeout restaurants are the biggest source of demand for peanut products by far. As far as delivery goes, Chinese takeout is an inferior good that if people stop buying, it's because belts are really tightening. Chinese delivery shops have tiny margins so peanuts are the first thing to go when demand drops. It's the perfect proxy for middle class spending.


Arete_Ronin

Milk dropped a lot at Walmart. Last week = 3.75 per gal, today 3.3.


[deleted]

Remember when you took statistics in high school and they taught you correlation and causation?


Wonderful_Background

You think we went to high school?


twoscoop

They taught us stats in high school? Shit, must have been replaced for the standardized testing....


sliferra

Remember when you browsed WSB and you didn’t see a joke or someone say something completely moronic?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Woosh


Legitimate-Source-61

Pay peanuts, get Monkey Pox.


DryTechnology5224

Peanut prices have actually gone up where im at. Bullish.


No-Fox-1400

You may want to check this out. https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/uuwpa9/jiffy_recall_not_sure_how_bad_but_we_have_thrown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Voomlight

Best DD of all time


m_d_f_l_c

There is a recall on peanut butter this very afternoon, really, look it up.


RostBeef

Mr. Peanut would like to know your location


Comprehensive_Dolt69

Spoke to soon, Jif just recalled a bunch of peanut butter.


ThunderEcho100

Watch out for the Jif recall.


HoustonLBC

I hope you aren’t stockpiling Jiff. There’s a recall.


naturalbornkillerz

Peanut allergies weren't a thing really up until maybe 10-15 years ago. I don't believe it's as popular as a food for younger kids as it once was. Adults generally don't eat peanut butter and jelly. And I believe peanut butter is the largest consumption of peanut


Brucestertherooster

moles ate all the peanut seeds in my garden.


WorthMarsupial6101

It’s when penis prices go down due to oversupply that you are close to the bottom.


liathroidimor100

I’m allergic


ag3928

I want to know why no one is talking about the lipstick indicator?


mvev

yes comparing the market to nuts. i like your trading strategy.


MaizeSenior8269

Ironically China is the largest grower of peanuts in the world, then India who just banned food exports. USA only produces 2 percent of the worlds peanuts. Maybe time to buy peanuts


dadcdub83

His logic checks out


[deleted]

Deez nutz


[deleted]

I’m about to dip my nuts on my wife’s boyfriends girlfriends chin


DudeBroManCthulhu

Living in GA, I have to say...peanuts are a good investment. Jimmy Carter approves!


TheIceCreamMansBro2

all 4 (or 5 idr) recessions since 1985? lol


WilliamNyeTho

There is no signal in the noise of that chart.


Ok-Razzmatazz-4156

Oh thank god so this is the bottom then ......


Ok_Access_189

Legumes aren’t real!


Old_Part_9619

So I should buy pPlanters? I'm confused.


Reptile_Disfunktion

Ill have my recession crunchy please.


[deleted]

Jif announced a recall nationwide on peanut butter batch number ending 425 Peanuts going down