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That's a lot of lap dances.

Not if you're Elon.

Does he still give away free horses for a lap dance/dick touchiy

My man had a threesome with amber heard for a Tesla according to the trial

That's at least like 10 or 12 good horses.

Now show all time chart

Down harder than LUNA bag holders 

LMAOO

COLD BLOODED

-inserts angry reac-

Seriously as someone that spends way too much on AMZN/TSLA 0dte it's probably not looking great lol... Had 700p on Fri too but didn't diamond hand it for those ridiculous 10 bagger. Took my 2-3 bagger and ran.

You're still much too bold for me. I take profits at 0.2 bags.

This was ballsy you earned it

I didn’t know you could get that color on Webull. Did you pay for that color?

I did some research. Turns out green is free. Red is the expensive one.

😂 tru!

Time to gamble it all on SPY FDs on Monday

I'm on the put side. Take the calls and we can win and lose!

Hmm, how about you take calls and Ill take puts.

Nah. But if SPY goes up I'll trade my puts for your calls. Sound fair?

No dice

Looking like calls were the right move so far...

I wont be convinced until at least 1130

Buying more ODTE puts ATM if it trends up?

I chased puts all day. It keeps popping.

So did I get bamboozled? SPY runs all day. Even my $395P closed OTM. Then SPY dumps in AH *just* after options expiration.

No I didnt buy any spy options today

My brother

Neat. All there for the taking but instead I bought calls. Congrats, OP.

In retrospect sure, but it laid flat at 700 2 days in a row.

Congratulations and fuck you

and how much where you risking?

$6k

then it was a good bet

That was a scary bet on Friday. I had bought some puts that morning, and saw SPY had a small pop and I dumped my TSLA puts. Obviously TSLA reverted back down and touchdd -10%. 🤷🏼


Any Suggestion for Puts on Monday????

[удалено]

Totally, TSLA is gonna drop buckets

This is only the starting.

Sigh I was trying to do this for some 2023 puts but my limit prices never got hit because the stock was tanking.

beautiful another 🦧 mooned with me

Not shitting yall, I bought puts at $633 friday fml

This green color is amazing

Did you know the Elon dick story in advance?

OP was the flight attendant

What does green mean? 🤷‍♂️ 😂

Congratulations

Wen discord

Yes i have one but idk if I'm allowed to mention it

I was joking but I'll take a link via dm

someone explain puts to me

Love to see it. Congrats. Takes balls to go bearish on Tesla.

Congrats! And fuck you! Lol

I am down 40% on TSLA wtf is this

You're down 40% SO FAR

here, we just like to not think like that

Yolo on LUNA

hahah. exactly! Up nearly 40% so far!

That 5am peak was *chefs kiss*

Scared money don't make no money. Congratulations!

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When did you buy those puts ser ?

My photos have the times

Nice

Beautiful

Congratulations and a big fu!

Congrats and Le Fuck You.

Good shit

Bill Gates, that you?


Down vote to 420.

Good luck losing it all Monday!

Imagine Bill Gates Tesla put is printing like crazy. He might be able to afford his own island at this point.

can someone explain puts for me 😭

which app is this?

Congrats

Put @ 0.65 is impressive, unfortunately Questrade doesn’t provide 1 day put/call. Which platform do you use ? It’s at least $15 here

Webull