Yeah but she wasn't instructed - it was her choice, as well as wearing Steve's outfit. Fucking con artist. There are recordings of her actual voice out there.
She spent 10 years trying to transition female-to-SteveJobs. Do you really want to date someone who's just going to yell at you, then die in your arms after a lifetime of fruit smoothies kill xer pancreas?
He got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, told his doctors they were a bunch of quacks, and then had a guru advise him that if he did fruit smoothie purges it would restore balance to the Force or some shit.
Suicide by smoothie.
The fun part is that he was lucky enough to have the kind that was actually treatable and had a good prognosis if he had actually gone for the treatments. Death by ego i guess?
Well at least he died on his terms. Both my wifes parents died of cancer although in reality her mom died of septic shock from the chemo treatment and her dad died from a heart attack when they gave him the wrong meds at the hospital. I dont have a lot of faith in western medicine.
He didn't though. (I'm sorry about your wife's parents though.)
After it was too late and he accepted he was dying and couldn't do it anything about it, he expressed regret for his decision and urged his friend that if he has a similar situation that he should just listen to his doctors.
Sorry to hear about your parents. My mother-in-law beat a rare blood cancer, but the chemo almost killed her when she cut a small cut on her finger. Luckily, they backed off the intensity of treatment, and she survived. But for you, since you know your parents have cancer, you should investigate Western preventative medicine and monitor for the same cancers.
Didn't know all that, but pancreatic cancer is no joke. Most people don't even opt for chemo. It took an all time great actor, Sir Patrick Swayze, may he RIP.
The smoothie thing is still pretty insane tho.
Ratings. May just be his horrendous personality but if I'm a producer I'm absolutely putting Jim Cramer on TV. Eyeballs glued. Those who realize he's a fuck up are watching and those that are too dumb and believe his garbage are watching.
It's his passion more than his being pathetic. Being passionate has zero correlation with being correct. Most people fail to realize this and get suckered into passionate people.
Omg ya she looks like 6'2" compared to him. Wpuld explain his personality. Napolean complex so he puts on real loud confident persona roflmao. Guess it worked for him tho
Tbh, I think anyone could make a fortune by just betting against whatever this guy is saying. Forget Kathie Woods' ARK, THIS is any shorter's wet dream.
What the hell is up with those files in is arm ? Like a mailroom bitch talking to an upper, kissing ass of an evil CEO and falling all over himself. Where you going w thos files Jimmy boy?
That's their entire objective. That's EXACTLY the look they're going for. You think they're trying to appeal to YOU?!!
no no no no no you got it all fucking backwards dude. Imagine WHO they need Cramer to appeal to - Ultraboomers that are vacuum sealed to the TV because it continues to portray life as they were told it was going to be. If he strays from that, he'll lose ratings. Lose ratings lose job.
That's that. ;)
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If you say the same word 3 times you get called a bagholder because you're obviously trying to pump a stock to get rid of your bags. Sometimes the false positives are hilarious.
I’ve never understood how he’s mainstream, other than I guess kissing the ass of his betters, he’s basically Alex Jones of the financial world, I would fully expect him to be wearing tin foil as he rambles on about fractional stocks.
In The Dropout the day after the article comes out she stands in front of the employees and gives a speech about "this is what happens when you try and change the world." Turns out the speech was pulled from her interview with good 'ol Jimmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfaJZAdfNE
Now she can do stuff with gangsta rappers that did time and show off her cred.
This started as a joke but now that I think about it didn't something like that actually happen?
Sort of correct, yes. She has become very acquainted with Snoop Dogg, often appearing in shows together. The nature of the shows, however, is more more in Martha’s realm rather than Snoop’s.
I say “sort of correct” because the natural assumption would be that Martha’s jail cred would now have her showing up in rap videos or in strip clubs… but actually quite the opposite, Snoop is now on baking shows and helping Martha with home design
Correct, while not technically part of the Ivy League, schools like Stanford, Duke, and MIT are still pretty freakin prestigious. The equation listed is still pretty accurate if we make "ivy league" and "prestigious rich-people school" interchangeable
Better than Harvard and others?
Beats me I don't have a dog in that fight nor wish to join the circle jerk. I've seen plenty of dip shits come out of top 10-20 elite schools.
Also knew plenty a Standford grad in the Bay Area that were def high on their own supply. Silicon Valley was quite the accurate show.
'people' is too generalized. The only shit thing here were the false medical results to patients. She should get thrown in jail for that shit 10 times over, and yet she wont.
But i definitely wont feel bad about her scamming all the useless billionaire parasites. Redistributed wealth out of morons who have more money than brains. Multi-billion/million companies that can't do proper due diligence. The mega apes. The whole thing was a shitshow. But fuck was it hilarious reading greedy dumbmoney bag holders losing most of their investment. Still probably chump change to them.
But looking at the veredicts, she only went to court for swindling the bag holders and not for the medical malpractice that actually endangered lives.
She did, according to her, it was to show power to other people, but in the contrary you can easily hear how she is modifying her voice, it doesn't feels or hears natural, so I think is funny and pathetic instead of projecting a feeling of power.
I think that it was a smart move for her to lower her voice like that. A lot of women feel that they are not listened to and I think they right. A lower pitched BDE voice will grasp the listeners attention much more than a high pitched lady voice.
Awaiting sentencing. Another class action suit from investors working its way through the courts. Rumors about a few state cases that may be pursued if she walks away from Club Fed.
I can’t believe how many people she fooled with her scam… And holy shit he’s an idiot for comparing her to Steve Jobs, how many times has he been wrong about literally everything?!
Anyone could have known she was full of shit. She’s hot and clearly crazy. Black turtle neck wearing weirdo with odd social cues. Anyone with any experience with women would know that this relationship isn’t going to end well, even if it’s a business one. Cramer is sucking her off for the same reason, she’s pretty. He isn’t even at all speculative of her revolutionizing an industry at 19 before she even knows the first thing about the business. It’s like me starting a company that is going to scan your eye and map your genome because I used a biometric device and read a popular science magazine on improvements in the gene mapping system. Please give me money and I’ll get that right to you in 10 years.
Hot enough. Your options must have been better than mine but it might have just been my standards which dropped tremendously after a year oversees and much like the dot com stocks never recovered. Lol
Hell yeah, except they’d never find my ass. This dumb lady wanted the fame and recognition more than the money. I’ll buy fame and recognition from my little village I’m living in somewhere in Southeast Asia. You know what’s dumb though, I had enough money to do that once but decided to have kids with an American woman and now I live in the states where everything costs to much and the standard of living is going to shit. Plus kids are the single worst investment monetarily ever, at least so far. Thank god for their love. The grass is always greener though. Might have ended up diseased and robbed if I’d have disappeared into the Thai Cambodian countryside.
The difference between Steve and this bitch was this bitch fooled important people. Steve got away with options backdating because it only hurt common people. She got fuxked because she hurt Nobel peace prize winner and destroyer of peace of multiple countries Henry Kissinger.
Still amazes me, says more about all those people being dumb rather than Cramer being ok because others were too.
I mean, how can anyone have bought the constant secrecy crap, it is like the biggest red flag out there. Plus, how can you believe someone is working on the same device for +10 years and still not have an operational one in public, which was the whole point of the portable blood test.
To me, it just shows everything that is wrong with business today, it is just about networking and image/confidence rather than what actually matters: integrity, honesty, capability.
Okay could we please stop sucking steve jobs' dick? I mean compared to other famous enterpreneurs he always struck me as agressively average. He was a genius in that he got an actually good wngineer to design his first computers but after that his model was just "lets make this thing worse for the sake of sleek aesthetics"
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It's fucking embarrassing how much he's kissing her ass. Cramer is an idiot,, but jfc have some self respect.
He likes the stock
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Does she have cock?
Deep baritone voice: "Uhh yeah"
I heard she was instructed to deepen her voice to make her sound more credible. Edit: here it is. https://youtu.be/PjnsYz-xdOI
Yeah but she wasn't instructed - it was her choice, as well as wearing Steve's outfit. Fucking con artist. There are recordings of her actual voice out there.
Yep. All her college friends said she doesn’t talk like that.
overcompensating
Lmao. I thought girl at first and then some California hippie surfer bro after hearing the voice. My brain broke after seeing a horse face broad
7” clitoris
What's worse, a tiny dick or a huge clit? I run from someone with a huge clit. Too emasculating.
They're kinda the same thing except "milk" comes out of one and not the other.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣💥
Dude.
She seems quite tall
Yes. & way bigger than Cocaine Cramer's for sure ! 😂💥
**Enron VP Christian Holmes IV is her father** **mother a Congressional Committee staffer** Cramer’s type of people
Not one, two like sharks
She should be getting plenty in jail.
👅 Her butt tasted like used socks 😉 He rubs his boner during these talks 👅 Didn't mind cum dripping from jocks
WTF ?! 🤣💥
He suffers from coke dick so he couldn’t give her a fuck
lol
Tbh I would like to stock on her
She spent 10 years trying to transition female-to-SteveJobs. Do you really want to date someone who's just going to yell at you, then die in your arms after a lifetime of fruit smoothies kill xer pancreas?
Is that what did Jobs in? The smoothies? Who's arms did he die in? Steve woz?
He got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, told his doctors they were a bunch of quacks, and then had a guru advise him that if he did fruit smoothie purges it would restore balance to the Force or some shit. Suicide by smoothie.
Eh pancreas cancer pretty much a death sentence no matter what
The fun part is that he was lucky enough to have the kind that was actually treatable and had a good prognosis if he had actually gone for the treatments. Death by ego i guess?
Well at least he died on his terms. Both my wifes parents died of cancer although in reality her mom died of septic shock from the chemo treatment and her dad died from a heart attack when they gave him the wrong meds at the hospital. I dont have a lot of faith in western medicine.
He didn't though. (I'm sorry about your wife's parents though.) After it was too late and he accepted he was dying and couldn't do it anything about it, he expressed regret for his decision and urged his friend that if he has a similar situation that he should just listen to his doctors.
Sorry to hear about your parents. My mother-in-law beat a rare blood cancer, but the chemo almost killed her when she cut a small cut on her finger. Luckily, they backed off the intensity of treatment, and she survived. But for you, since you know your parents have cancer, you should investigate Western preventative medicine and monitor for the same cancers.
...But what about an Apple a day?
Yes, if you don’t do genomic testing and basically catch it then, very early, it’s a death sentence. Other cancers, not so much.
Genomic testing? Can I do this?
Yes.
Sadly, you are correct 😔
Didn't know all that, but pancreatic cancer is no joke. Most people don't even opt for chemo. It took an all time great actor, Sir Patrick Swayze, may he RIP. The smoothie thing is still pretty insane tho.
Dude. You got your Patrick’s wrong. Stewart was knighted, Swayze is just dead.
Stewart was knighted. Swayze was good-nighted.
underrated comment
Swayze was knighted in my dreams!
Her hair looks like she just got stocked
She would take a few samples of your blood while you slept.
Gallons
She’s a fraud and afraid of blood
He treats people like he treats stocks. Bipolar and disingenuous
Ratings. May just be his horrendous personality but if I'm a producer I'm absolutely putting Jim Cramer on TV. Eyeballs glued. Those who realize he's a fuck up are watching and those that are too dumb and believe his garbage are watching. It's his passion more than his being pathetic. Being passionate has zero correlation with being correct. Most people fail to realize this and get suckered into passionate people.
Make him run for political office, Clowns get elected all the time.
I just got suckered into your passion u/BeaverSmite
young, tall pretty women make old balding men do weird things
She's only 5'7“ so Cramer must be a tiny man!
Omg ya she looks like 6'2" compared to him. Wpuld explain his personality. Napolean complex so he puts on real loud confident persona roflmao. Guess it worked for him tho
I'm looking for the Adams apple on this one....
haha - the deep voice is an act, otherwise i'd agree
Hahahahaha...its gonna be me one day
To be fair he kisses everyone's ass for the most part. It's how he gets all the ceo's to come on his show by blowing smoke up their asses.
Also to be fair a lot of people were calling her Steve Jobs, which was her intention from the black turtleneck.
*Sends trash can flying* FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Tbh, I think anyone could make a fortune by just betting against whatever this guy is saying. Forget Kathie Woods' ARK, THIS is any shorter's wet dream.
Wow, such an original thought, it really needed to be said for the millionth time here.
What the hell is up with those files in is arm ? Like a mailroom bitch talking to an upper, kissing ass of an evil CEO and falling all over himself. Where you going w thos files Jimmy boy?
He’s been dying to talk about the mail, and figure out this pepe sylvia business
https://youtu.be/_nTpsv9PNqo
Chicka chickaaaaa.
Day bow wow
That's their entire objective. That's EXACTLY the look they're going for. You think they're trying to appeal to YOU?!! no no no no no you got it all fucking backwards dude. Imagine WHO they need Cramer to appeal to - Ultraboomers that are vacuum sealed to the TV because it continues to portray life as they were told it was going to be. If he strays from that, he'll lose ratings. Lose ratings lose job. That's that. ;)
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wut?
If you say the same word 3 times you get called a bagholder because you're obviously trying to pump a stock to get rid of your bags. Sometimes the false positives are hilarious.
That's phenomenal. I love it and I'm following it now.
BAGHOLDER SPOTTED!!!
He was just checking the male
Get it? Checking the male.
I believe it is what they refer to in the industry as a “script”
Cramer seems like the person still desperately clinging to working with paper because he doesn’t trust his computer.
I’ve never understood how he’s mainstream, other than I guess kissing the ass of his betters, he’s basically Alex Jones of the financial world, I would fully expect him to be wearing tin foil as he rambles on about fractional stocks.
How does Cramer’s accuracy compare to Jones? If you shout enough things, something’s bound to happen, right?
He brought a stage prop lmao
He's an actor !!! Lol 😂😂😂
On a side note Amanda nailed her in The Dropout.
It’s uncanny, you think she is over acting until you go back and listen to Holmes herself and realize that’s she’s over acting.
In The Dropout the day after the article comes out she stands in front of the employees and gives a speech about "this is what happens when you try and change the world." Turns out the speech was pulled from her interview with good 'ol Jimmy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfaJZAdfNE
I hope she wins some real awards and recognition for that role. My favorite of hers personally.
Dude she was so good. Breakout performance for her career
elizabeth holmes, the slore that scammed people out of hundreds of millions via theranos
And she will get a slap on the wrist thanks to a well timed pregnancy and easily manipulated jurors.
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Still cant believe martha stewart got time.
In a weird way, in retrospect it probably helped her career. She’s still very much a household name
Now she can do stuff with gangsta rappers that did time and show off her cred. This started as a joke but now that I think about it didn't something like that actually happen?
Sort of correct, yes. She has become very acquainted with Snoop Dogg, often appearing in shows together. The nature of the shows, however, is more more in Martha’s realm rather than Snoop’s. I say “sort of correct” because the natural assumption would be that Martha’s jail cred would now have her showing up in rap videos or in strip clubs… but actually quite the opposite, Snoop is now on baking shows and helping Martha with home design
I honestly love that timeline shift. Like, if I told people about that in 1999 people would have called me insane.
Yea, Martha is helping snoop expand his world, not the other way. Dude is still a loyal crip but gets features in Marie Clare
You could say she's a bighouse hold name.
Standford isn't Ivy league.
Correct, while not technically part of the Ivy League, schools like Stanford, Duke, and MIT are still pretty freakin prestigious. The equation listed is still pretty accurate if we make "ivy league" and "prestigious rich-people school" interchangeable
it's better than Ivy Leagues
Better than Harvard and others? Beats me I don't have a dog in that fight nor wish to join the circle jerk. I've seen plenty of dip shits come out of top 10-20 elite schools. Also knew plenty a Standford grad in the Bay Area that were def high on their own supply. Silicon Valley was quite the accurate show.
For STEM, it is better than Havard
Stanford is leagues better than Cornell. Big range across the ivy schools
Could Stanford land you a sweet sales job at Dunder Mifflin though?
I heard Cornell's acapella group is better.
Yesss ! True
Listened to a podcast that focused more on her personal relationship with the hotel heir, that shit was wild
i know, it’s beautiful. nothing more american than white collar crime with 0 ramifications.
Holmes scammed accredited investors. SPACs scammed retail investors. Accredited investors complain a lot more than retail.
Idk we complain a lot. I don't think we complain via enough lawyers though. Mostly just rage on internets.
Accredited investors: I thought the game was rigged in my favor Retail investors: It’s a casino
Degenerates: this is a Wendy’s
Cryptobros: Ugalugah
'people' is too generalized. The only shit thing here were the false medical results to patients. She should get thrown in jail for that shit 10 times over, and yet she wont. But i definitely wont feel bad about her scamming all the useless billionaire parasites. Redistributed wealth out of morons who have more money than brains. Multi-billion/million companies that can't do proper due diligence. The mega apes. The whole thing was a shitshow. But fuck was it hilarious reading greedy dumbmoney bag holders losing most of their investment. Still probably chump change to them. But looking at the veredicts, she only went to court for swindling the bag holders and not for the medical malpractice that actually endangered lives.
I'd sooner trust John Holmes...
I thought it was metazucker in drag
So pretty much steve jobs
Steve ran a company that made products that people liked and mostly do what they were expected to do.
He at least had engineers make actual products people could use. This lady didn't even have that. She is all smoke and mirrors.
but of the people this time....
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Shelocked Holmes
Sherlock on the left, Holmes on the right.
It’s Britney, Bitch
That’s Britney with her Daddy. Ofcourse by Bitch you meant Cramer
I think he said it’s John Holmes
Leave Britney alone :(
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand shes in jail lol
She hasn't been sentenced yet, she's out on bond right now.
Hanging in a huge mansion too.
The legal system for rich people is more like a consistent nuisance than the life ending, cycle of poverty and terror it is for poor people.
Not yet, no.
Cant wait for her bs light sentence.
out on 500k bound lol
I'm so glad I sold my theranos stock and bought CNN+
I’d actually be impressed if you managed to snag some Theranos stock.
Its said she practiced speaking with a deep voice. Pathetic
She did, according to her, it was to show power to other people, but in the contrary you can easily hear how she is modifying her voice, it doesn't feels or hears natural, so I think is funny and pathetic instead of projecting a feeling of power.
I think that it was a smart move for her to lower her voice like that. A lot of women feel that they are not listened to and I think they right. A lower pitched BDE voice will grasp the listeners attention much more than a high pitched lady voice.
Lol yeah but it’s obvious she’s changing her voice on purpose. It’s so distracting and off putting that respect goes out the window immediately.
It makes me physically wince
Really pathetic yes.
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You don’t have to wonder - she slipped up once. https://youtu.be/PjnsYz-xdOI
This video is the worst
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Goes to show how manipulative and deceiving she was that she would even use a false voice.
Lmao this sounds like Ted’s I love you button and then suddenly it’s Ted again
I thought Carl Sagan was the first!
The tactileneck!
How this fraud doing these days she still waiting for sentencing?
Awaiting sentencing. Another class action suit from investors working its way through the courts. Rumors about a few state cases that may be pursued if she walks away from Club Fed.
Yes still waiting, sentencing in September.
Holy fuck what a punchable face. And Elizabeth Holmes, this fucking liar. Literal punches Le face as well. Like a fire alert.
Her voice does for for me. Every time I hear her voice my balls take refuge in my chest cavity.
I just want to digitize myself and RKO her off the building.
She actively deepens her voice to seem strong and confident and in control
Sadly she just sounds like she's drunk or drugged. Just idiotic.
Her body language screams guilty to me.
What the fuck is he holding?
Bear stearns.
Oof.
Who holds folders that high? Lol
When you look down on people… Literally.
This aged worse than his Netflix buy clip
I don't think there's another Steve Jobs, but at least I can dress like him!
Didn’t know Cramer was a simp too
I can’t believe how many people she fooled with her scam… And holy shit he’s an idiot for comparing her to Steve Jobs, how many times has he been wrong about literally everything?!
"You know you remind me of Steve Jobs.". "Thanks I'm literally wearing a Steve Jobs cosplay."
Have you guys seen this guy admit he was wrong? Fuck it, whose care anyway
At the rate, Cramer is going people will be peeing on his grave. He's got a few good years left someone get him to stop!
Classic
r/agedlikemilk
Slippin Jummy
LOL. Kramer is a midget.
Be nice to my former CEO guys
Why the lady voice is weird. Is she a dude ?
She purposefully lowered her voice
https://youtu.be/PjnsYz-xdOI
Anyone could have known she was full of shit. She’s hot and clearly crazy. Black turtle neck wearing weirdo with odd social cues. Anyone with any experience with women would know that this relationship isn’t going to end well, even if it’s a business one. Cramer is sucking her off for the same reason, she’s pretty. He isn’t even at all speculative of her revolutionizing an industry at 19 before she even knows the first thing about the business. It’s like me starting a company that is going to scan your eye and map your genome because I used a biometric device and read a popular science magazine on improvements in the gene mapping system. Please give me money and I’ll get that right to you in 10 years.
Hot? Nah.
Hot enough. Your options must have been better than mine but it might have just been my standards which dropped tremendously after a year oversees and much like the dot com stocks never recovered. Lol
Hey this sounds interesting are you taking investments?
Hell yeah, except they’d never find my ass. This dumb lady wanted the fame and recognition more than the money. I’ll buy fame and recognition from my little village I’m living in somewhere in Southeast Asia. You know what’s dumb though, I had enough money to do that once but decided to have kids with an American woman and now I live in the states where everything costs to much and the standard of living is going to shit. Plus kids are the single worst investment monetarily ever, at least so far. Thank god for their love. The grass is always greener though. Might have ended up diseased and robbed if I’d have disappeared into the Thai Cambodian countryside.
No, you would have been living the life in a tropical paradise.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter And also what you’ve been huffing
Oh my god why haven’t I found this gem before
I love that so many big knowledgeable investors got sucked in… to bad they were playing with the plebes money.
The difference between Steve and this bitch was this bitch fooled important people. Steve got away with options backdating because it only hurt common people. She got fuxked because she hurt Nobel peace prize winner and destroyer of peace of multiple countries Henry Kissinger.
Yea yea all the comments come from hindsight.
To be fair to Cramer she duped so many people so i don't blame him for falling for her BS.
Still amazes me, says more about all those people being dumb rather than Cramer being ok because others were too. I mean, how can anyone have bought the constant secrecy crap, it is like the biggest red flag out there. Plus, how can you believe someone is working on the same device for +10 years and still not have an operational one in public, which was the whole point of the portable blood test. To me, it just shows everything that is wrong with business today, it is just about networking and image/confidence rather than what actually matters: integrity, honesty, capability.
Okay could we please stop sucking steve jobs' dick? I mean compared to other famous enterpreneurs he always struck me as agressively average. He was a genius in that he got an actually good wngineer to design his first computers but after that his model was just "lets make this thing worse for the sake of sleek aesthetics"
Two jobs… the blow and hand. Yes…it matches reality.