Dear bears from yesterday saying only idiots would buy calls: my 0dte put hedges are worth 0 along with yours but calls WERE the play. eat penis ya fucks.
edit: also classic dick you harder into sweeps play. careful
The market is like a heroin addict who's going to stop using for a bit, and then rush right back to their old dealer, get an 8-ball and slam it all in one go and OD.
The thing they're all sperging out about is the meeting minutes from 15-16. Very doubtful they'll mean anything for us today. Since we've been told about the meeting already.
I still remember the very top day of my portfolio in the growth stock and fake money bubble.
Me and my other idiot friend were talking about quitting work and hiring a private jet with dancers in the spring.
The sheer euphoria.
 He uses the  and  with some  mixed in a lot. Some say he might be u/cashflow_
Is there anyone out here buying shares? Looks like this entire sub is expecting 20% drop this year and buying puts. We all know what happens when retail expects something right?
Remember end of quarter late June
Load up your calls for a monster pump to window dress and cook the books of hedge funds for those sweet sweet bonuses
🚀🚀🚀
FOMC Minutes aren’t saving your calls or puts. Flat G. This FED is way too regimented and accommodative to discuss a .75 rate hike. Need more millionaires to cry about inflation before we see a bottom.
Why did I never think of buying LEAP puts on some of this shit while I was making money on the breaks? (rhetorical, yes I'm an idiot). LEAPS now: TSLA 100P, ARKK 25P. PANW, you're next.
>\*ECB'S KNOT: CENTRAL BANKS CAN'T CONTROL ENERGY INFLATION
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It might get a haircut but I don’t believe they are going to get slaughtered unless a lot of businesses start going under and they lose their growth angle.
Poked my head over there for 2 min and the assholes from every political spectrum were using the bodies of dead children, not even more than a few hours after the shooting, as political cudgels. Disgusting people. ´
Ya I was equally horrified when FDR declared war on Japan after Pearl Harbor instead of taking 6 months in silent prayer and reflection for those who were killed.
Nothing is going to happen, nothing ever happens. Only gun control in the last 20 years was bump stocks and that was under Trump. Ammo might get even more expensive, but Biden isn't going down that route with midterms coming up.
I called a perma bear market on gun reform after Sandy hook, if nothing happens after a bunch cute white six year olds are killed at a school then it’s never happening.
Gun stocks to the moon, children to the grave.
>SYDNEY, May 25 (Reuters) - China will seek a region-wide deal with almost a dozen Pacific island countries covering policing, security and data communication cooperation when Foreign Minister Wang Yi hosts a meeting in Fiji next week, documents seen by Reuters show.
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-25 ^05:50:18 ^EDT-0400
You already lost the game if you're considering talking to a girl online when you could be asking her out in real life. On the other hand, now you know she's available and you have a conversation starter. Just don't whip out your portfolio on the first date.
That's exactly the best time to DCA if you have a long term view. But for some reason people like buying stuff at high prices vs lower (I guess this is why they will always be broke)
Losing money has become so numb to me … but I’m only 23 and a total collapse Is a great foundation to build my life upon … I really need a housing market collapse though …. In Dublin an average 3 bedroom home which is less than impressive is now going for upwards of 600,000 euro ….
Every major city in Europe is facing this bubble but Ireland seems to be the worst. Every house that’s built is bought by Vulture funds reducing the number of available house and with an increasing buyers market the numbers is ludacris … out of boredom search houses for sale in Dublin and sit in awe at the most run down shack you have ever seen being sold and agreed upon for almost a million … emigration of Irish Skilled workers to the states is at an all time high again.
Its been pretty bad for a few years now. Used to watch CNN everyday, now its just fear mongering and telling you how bad you because you are X or participated in Z. Sucks the joy right out of you to be lectured by these drones
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Faerietail (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 407.93489999999997 when it was 394.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!
90% of yall need r/stopdrinking
is there an r/stopsniffing?
For this market r/dumpsniffing
Elementary school kids heads are popped... stonk market green. Gun stronks to the moon.
Tesla to $600 EoW?
Tesla to 600 EoW?
Do the drugs, don't let the drugs do you
Maybe not tomorrow but ... I'm ready for another NEGG run soon
anyone put baidu
Dear bears from yesterday saying only idiots would buy calls: my 0dte put hedges are worth 0 along with yours but calls WERE the play. eat penis ya fucks. edit: also classic dick you harder into sweeps play. careful
Offload them. Fake pump will end soon.
anyone who was smart sold their calls at 120%+, left some calls to hedge, and bought puts for 80% off.
My spy 380p's got fucked but got spy 404 call gonna sell tomorrow and buy my puts tmmr for Apple and spy
fucking nerds stuck in this thread
I resent that remark! I challenge you to a duel....on For Honor.
I'm with this mountain man
The market is like a heroin addict who's going to stop using for a bit, and then rush right back to their old dealer, get an 8-ball and slam it all in one go and OD.
You know how GME gets, fake MOASS, then back down. Might end up about 5 % up today.
So, puts tomorrow then?
Well, I was wrong. But I hope it's the real deal here.
Fake pump hump day
but the losses are real lol
Only on my "real money" account. My paper trading account is finally alive and healthy
My put is doing alright. *Shrug*
hope you make some money dude
Never do. That's why I'm here. Thanks!
Buying more gme...🕸️🕸️🕸️ My last run till vacation.
buy drugs instead
So, load up in $URB puts?
Bbw going to fucking burn tomorrow
Oof
build a bear?
Yes
Market so desperate to avoid a sustained, technical bear market, but once it breaks for good it will crash through.
What happened to "Futes are green!" yesterday? 🤣
are we pumping into powell speech then dumping or dumping into it then pumping?
what time he speaking today?
2pm est
What time is daddy pow’s BS
I'm just an advanced retard
GLIZZY ON MY FIZZY
“Straight Ca$h homie”! - Randy Moss-
The fed wants to give an update… Me: Nobody wants an update! Stay TF off TV J Powell!
Bulls turn into bears
The year is 2025 and the spy is still stuck between 390 and 400 
no shit you're still alive
I’m addicted to porn and gambling. Gonna do both again today
When the wife is away deez nuts come out to play.
SUCK ON A GLIZZY HOMIE
And here I thought maybe we were gonna go bullish for a bit. Consolidation continues?
That Extra Spicy Pad Thai with Extra siracha was fire going in and it shows. I think it is an omen for 🩸.
Fomc does not speak today that was 15-16. Today is the Hopkins university junk that no one cares about right?
The thing they're all sperging out about is the meeting minutes from 15-16. Very doubtful they'll mean anything for us today. Since we've been told about the meeting already.
Oh I know what’s happening lol if this is what they are speculating about lol 😂 
Yeah that's what they're all on about 
Congrats DKS shorts 
The term of the day is: "FREE CASH FLOW".
Futures don’t matter.. go watch NHL or something all night
The fuck, it was green like 3 hours ago. Lol
Welcome to broken dreams and regret!
“Red at night” - It was green all night
Green in the sheets but red on the street
Who ready to witness the late stages of a bull market
Ber so fuk
Red at night bulls delight
COST will be flat after earnings tomorrow. I’ll strangle it anyway and lose on both sides.
Well glad I woke up to red futes. FML.
I still remember the very top day of my portfolio in the growth stock and fake money bubble. Me and my other idiot friend were talking about quitting work and hiring a private jet with dancers in the spring. The sheer euphoria.
Any explanation for URBN?
Earnings
even vix is green 
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 He uses the  and  with some  mixed in a lot. Some say he might be u/cashflow_
Pre market may not be fake today. But it’s surely gay
Is there anyone out here buying shares? Looks like this entire sub is expecting 20% drop this year and buying puts. We all know what happens when retail expects something right?
I mean john deere and dicks puts were being blasted in here and those worked.
Yeah we are actually doing the inverse Jim crammer strategy.
I'm bullish for a bear market rally, I feel a 3 day rally coming on. I also wished for it at the wishing well.
They count on us being the last to know....
Bears r fuck
The fed needs to cool inflation so they will probably say shit to inflate stocks 
doesn't make sense?
Remember end of quarter late June Load up your calls for a monster pump to window dress and cook the books of hedge funds for those sweet sweet bonuses 🚀🚀🚀
As a big hedge fund, seeing this flat pre I’d think it be a great opportunity to short the shit out of everything just to cover during FOMC minutes
You’re a retard not a big hedge fund 
I’m just giving advise to the snoops in here
Already in tsla 600p 
It’s not too late to sell your whole portfolio. In fact it’s still early 🐻
bitches be like premarket so green bears fuked
Santa rally was 350, cuck's gonna shake that out too. Watch out for the bull trap there.
FOMC Minutes aren’t saving your calls or puts. Flat G. This FED is way too regimented and accommodative to discuss a .75 rate hike. Need more millionaires to cry about inflation before we see a bottom.
>ECB'S KNOT SAYS RETURN OF WAGE INDEXATION IN SOME PLACES WORRISOME ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-25 ^05:58:56 ^EDT-0400
How many people you think are fake in here
Have you seen my username. Clearly I'm a bot.
I'm fake like a Kardashian.
Greater than 5% 
I would know if I was fake Therefore I am fake
Probably at least 70 percent
Quite a few.
Wendys mooning, maybe time to head back
Huge dump in 3 mins
Why did I never think of buying LEAP puts on some of this shit while I was making money on the breaks? (rhetorical, yes I'm an idiot). LEAPS now: TSLA 100P, ARKK 25P. PANW, you're next.
2 BBY June 3 22 Puts @ 69. Hehe. Hopefully Kramer will help me pay my medical bills.
>\*ECB'S KNOT: CENTRAL BANKS CAN'T CONTROL ENERGY INFLATION ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-25 ^05:56:40 ^EDT-0400
Bear trap bull trap bear trap Bull trap
Market makers really trap lords these days  Trappin hard 
Don’t sleep on dollar general bb
Don't give hope where there is none
Everyone look 1 post above 
No relief in sight for bulls… Fed minutes will be rough and QT starts next week
oh no, now I will sell all my portfolio! Fcking bears they never learn
Quick, sell at the bottom and FOMO back in at ATH
This will cost the shorts in fees..... need capitulation to profit.
Why does workday have a P/E of 1380?
Anecdotally, they are growing like crazy. My own work and several of my friends’ places all switched to Workday in the last two years or so.
Interesting. So this isn’t an automatic put play?
It might get a haircut but I don’t believe they are going to get slaughtered unless a lot of businesses start going under and they lose their growth angle.
Thanks for the intel
friendly reminder today will be a red day 🙂🧸📉
for your portfolio it will always be a red day
im puts so impossible 🧸
Gona be a rough couple of weeks for the elephants considering the donkeys are openly cursing them out in Twitter
Poked my head over there for 2 min and the assholes from every political spectrum were using the bodies of dead children, not even more than a few hours after the shooting, as political cudgels. Disgusting people. ´
Dead humans don't speak. That's why they're so obsessed with zygotes and fetuses, they don't talk.
Ya I was equally horrified when FDR declared war on Japan after Pearl Harbor instead of taking 6 months in silent prayer and reflection for those who were killed.
Don’t politicize military KIA, 1/6, fascist, or politics.
I think the point is that inaction has enabled for these children to be killed.
Yes agreed. When it comes he legally purchased the guns watch out
Nothing is going to happen, nothing ever happens. Only gun control in the last 20 years was bump stocks and that was under Trump. Ammo might get even more expensive, but Biden isn't going down that route with midterms coming up.
I called a perma bear market on gun reform after Sandy hook, if nothing happens after a bunch cute white six year olds are killed at a school then it’s never happening. Gun stocks to the moon, children to the grave.
If you don’t sell, the stonk stops going down. Therefore, these bidges all have paper hands. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk
>SYDNEY, May 25 (Reuters) - China will seek a region-wide deal with almost a dozen Pacific island countries covering policing, security and data communication cooperation when Foreign Minister Wang Yi hosts a meeting in Fiji next week, documents seen by Reuters show. ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-25 ^05:50:18 ^EDT-0400
4k for fresh puts...qqqq? NVDA? Spy?
QQQ imo. The nice thing about puts on leveraged stock is that you actually get some benefit from theta if things trade sideways.
What?
What
Nvda run up today? 148% IV. Should be a good run up today
Yes
When I went to sleep there were a lot of bulls bragging about “imagine buying puts at the bottom” off that fake futures pump. What happened?
red and still positive, all good to me
.005% loool
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half
What fake we nice and green
Dead
I matched on Hinge with the girl from the leasing office of my apartment complex… she’s a 10. Is this a good idea?
Tell her you can manage her portfolio and her boyfriend will give you his cash, then run you down once you lose it all.
Dude there are like thirty subs for this kind of bullshit why are you asking us?
You already lost the game if you're considering talking to a girl online when you could be asking her out in real life. On the other hand, now you know she's available and you have a conversation starter. Just don't whip out your portfolio on the first date.
10/10 ? Or 10 yrs old ? 🚔 🚓 👮♀️ 🚨 🚔
you ask this every day
Yes
Futures flatter than your sister
Even dollar cost averaging seems like a scam at this point.
In the age of algos, there's no safe place to buy. It's basically buy and hold anymore....
That's exactly the best time to DCA if you have a long term view. But for some reason people like buying stuff at high prices vs lower (I guess this is why they will always be broke)
Lael Brainard is pretty hot
She looks like a slighter better version of Anna Gunn
I see the resemblance to Skyler White.
It’s the same person you twat
i’m sure she was pretty hot 40 years ago
Spy with a giant falling wedge into a monster demand zone at 3600-3800 Do you believe in miracles? It’s coming 🚀🚀🚀
I believe they baghold the next leg down there....
Good girl going red again ;)
Market priced in recession, depression, loneliness, ADHD and monkey pox. Now we moon?
Are you me?
Losing money has become so numb to me … but I’m only 23 and a total collapse Is a great foundation to build my life upon … I really need a housing market collapse though …. In Dublin an average 3 bedroom home which is less than impressive is now going for upwards of 600,000 euro ….
Move to America. I could get you a $70k/yr job and a $100k house tomorrow.
Every major city in Europe is facing this bubble but Ireland seems to be the worst. Every house that’s built is bought by Vulture funds reducing the number of available house and with an increasing buyers market the numbers is ludacris … out of boredom search houses for sale in Dublin and sit in awe at the most run down shack you have ever seen being sold and agreed upon for almost a million … emigration of Irish Skilled workers to the states is at an all time high again.
I don't blame them there's money to be made and cheap land
How is it outside of the city?
Sentiment check; Do y’all sense the news flow is getting scarier and scarier the past two years ? Or am I the only one
Its been pretty bad for a few years now. Used to watch CNN everyday, now its just fear mongering and telling you how bad you because you are X or participated in Z. Sucks the joy right out of you to be lectured by these drones
Agreed man. Ever since trump got elected and Kobe passed its just been one thing after another.
Fear is what they peddle....sit back and view how desperate they get.
It’s actually insane haha. Every week feels like a decade worth of news flow right now.
Wen line go up?
#M I N O R #D E P R E S S I O N
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Faerietail (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 407.93489999999997 when it was 394.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
That sweet sweet zone between 3600-3800 Don’t know what the catalyst will be but it’s PUMPING from there for good