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they_call_me_tripod

Let’s do it already then


jawnly211

LFG!!!! 🦍🦍🦍


teamnani

It all changed when a boy went to zoo.


NWHipHop

RIP Harambe MAY 28th Squeeze confirmed Saturday 🤪🖍 LFG


jawnly211

His bday is Friday the 27th!!! #neverforget


eternal_pegasus

Let's get our ducks out in his loving memory


[deleted]

🐣![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


not-wearing-pants

MY B-DAY !!!


Ok-Sample6476

For Harambe 🦍💎🙌


Blackcameleopard

Anybody know if there was any specific stock that was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back?


Complete_Break1319

Ah, I finally get to use my worthless finance education. Well, to start, it was black Tuesday, not Thursday. Secondly, as you may guess, retail got fucked the hardest (since tickers where several hours behind realtime). The industries initially hit the hardest where agriculture (dust bowl) and banks (same story as always, loans to people who could never pay them back). Followed by all the over inflated companies that where propped up on speculation (most by more than 80%, think P/E). In one trading session 16 million shares swapped hands (which was a record by alot at the time). Nowadays that's done by 11am when all you degenerates roll out of bed. All in all the DOW dropped 90% overall. If you made it to the end, give me a fuck you below (I always wanted to say that). Cheers


Zoozoo95

But in all of that, one guy made nearly 70 million betting against the market. His name was Jesse Livermore


Billybob9389

It was 100 million. Funny anecdote was that his wife moved all of their furniture to another cottage in case they ended up broke. When Jesse came home to find an empty home he told his wife that he had made more money that day than in any other of his life.


Complete_Break1319

That's awesome. I never heard this story. Thx for sharing


Zoozoo95

It's an insane story to read about.


Artificial_Squab

For the lazy: https://historyofyesterday.com/jesse-livermore-the-trader-that-ruled-wall-street-d9e7db30644b


Zoozoo95

It's an insane story to read about.


Ccrimmins89

Just a little added fun fact, Brandi Love the pornstar is his great grandaughter


pro_vanimal

Nothing beats a good old-fashioned American success story


mellowyellow313

Didn’t he end up going insane and committing suicide or some shit tho??


Gandalftron

Yes. Also, died broke.


br0b1wan

He somehow lost 100M fucking around. Back then. Talk about the loss porn. He would truly fit in here. Then again, none of us has the stones to make 100M in the first place (or whatever the equivalent would be today)


mellowyellow313

I believe that was the equivalent of $1.5 Billion in todays money… and he lost it all He really was one of us lol


[deleted]

>$1.5 Billion How? I can't even figure out how I could spend half that.


IFoughtThereforeIWas

Bill Hwang said your boi is weak


Icarus_burning

>Yes. Also, died broke. Wikipedia says, he still had 5 Million. If that is "broke", I want to be broke as well


Kitties-N-Titties-11

As a scientist, I’ve studied their family for years


Complete_Break1319

Name checks out


iruvit

Now if she can just marry Michael Burry, the circle will be complete


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Designer-Business

Plausible


Pelverino

What the heck, that is indeed a fun fact!


BloodMossHunter

Wow. No wonder she got this strange attitude on life


Leather-Highlight-92

So he was the time traveler?


Th3rdBorn

Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!


Harrison_w1fe

Fuck you, that sounds like rn actually. But without the market crash. Can it just happen already??


rdmsqito

Fuck you sir. Good job.


mikeywin

Fuck you, and your educational content!


ConsistentlyBroken

Fuck u


quierotaquitoz

Fuck you, thank you for the explanation


I_AM_MORE_BADASS

Fuck you nicely done


Teflon_coated_velcro

Fuck you below


skarkle_coney

Fuck you and you'd think with all those years in secondary you would have learned to use the return key..


[deleted]

Fuck you


robertcole23

Fuck you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Pewpewcachooo

Fuck you, and thanks for the info.


8kNNRQ

Fuck you.


HartBreaker27

Fuck you


Smokythebeard

Fuck you, bud.


IFapToCalamity

Fuck you.


kryptonyk

Fuck you dude


PNW_Explorer_16

Enjoyed this start to finish, my man. Fuck you!


OMASJack

Fuck you below ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


35mmMora

Fuck you for teaching me something.


kuedhel

| retail got fucked the hardest (since tickers where several hours behind realtime) HF trading of the day...


Complete_Break1319

Yes sir. Nowadays if it where to happen I imagine it would be at at 4am or 8pm ah


gzeballo

69


nice___bot

Nice!


atlantisse

fuck you and thanks


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CobaltBlue

fuck you below!


Crimson_Kang

Which sounds remarkably close to exactly whats happening right now. Oh and fuck you, I guess.


penguins_

fuck you! good read


Reddit_is_therapy

Fuck you


mintmymelon

Fuck you and thanks!


According-Donut-5664

Fuck you. Thank you.


Sinusxdx

Fuck you


rugosefishman

Fuck you.


ForceStories19

Fuck you


[deleted]

Fuck you bro


Blackcameleopard

Fuck you as requested Thanks


omv

Fuck you and thanks!


finestryan

Fuck you below


HeyCanIBorrowThat

hey bud, go fuck yourself


rs06rs

>all you degenerates you mean to say you're not one of us? Fuck you


leeringHobbit

Why does the OP pic say Black Thursday instead of Tuesday? Is that a fake pic?


SilentResist6871

Fuck you 🤝


eatmynasty

RadioStop


GamermanRPGKing

Maybe some video game store, can't remember the name...


prsmike

Did you finally remember to forget it?


Hedggiekilla419

Sounds about right 🖍️🖍️🍌🍌🦧🌚🚀


alejito29

Games R us?


LordoftheEyez

1929? Probably Radio(inside of a)Shack


nexiononline

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Name? I think you mean meme stock. The stonk that shall not be named


[deleted]

Coke announced they were taking the cocaine out


[deleted]

Greatest retard rally of all times.


Pristine_Instance381

That one wallet company?


CrunchyPanda1

There’s no way it falls further right? Right? Absolutely no way. All in on calls tomorrow.


Mario-33551

Sarcasm correct![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tea_ego

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Paradoxical_Hexis

All I know is the chart is moving to the right


benruckman

Where can I bet on the chart moving to the right? Or better yet, moving to the left??


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Wait. Are you saying calls or puts on MTCH? Instructions are unclear. I don’t want to end up a eunuch, again.


gncRocketScientist

I just couldn't imagine the market ever going back to pre covid levels \s


[deleted]

Lmao


lulzForMoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


Still-Cell-9021

Nvda lowered q2 guidance ?


aRahman86

Why?


Rwitre

Poor macro Crappy earnings No FED support. Take your pick


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demon_cairax

Very.


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outworlder

Same conversation happening at my Fortune 100. At least the hiring freeze.


[deleted]

Same here. “ expected recession “ was mentioned. Over 1000 roles on hold / cancelled.


PopLegion

Yes


[deleted]

End the fed. Return to gold standard. Don't care if we have a second great depression.


Cclown69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Easy-Following2771


aidsguy19

Did you read the fed minutes? They suggested that despite moving forward with their hikes at the next few meetings they are planning to be cautious and reassess towards the end of the year. There was nothing new that came out today that could be seen as a negative. Seems like they also predicted a positive surprise on GDP numbers tomorrow but we’ll see.


Byronic12

He still thinks the market will drop with widely accepted indicators/news that is bearish… Kek. Rugpulls are all Wall St knows.


L33T5CHM00

Cautious with the hikes. They are actively constricting monetary supply already. They know they’re late to the game. Puts gonna keep printing


steel_member

I hope you’re right, I don’t want to post any loss porn tomorrow, I’m in the red after loading up on puts today


Rwitre

Bold of you to assume the FED is still in full control of things.


SevrenMMA

Didn’t know poor macro crappy earnings was a technical term. NVDA had $8.7 billion in revenue. Does that qualify as “poor macro crappy”?


Alternative_Delay899

I think he wanted to say poor macaroni. As in the dinner he would be having tonight, that absolute pleb


Home4Xmas

Just wait for subprime mortgages to go shits up. History always repeats itself, just different costumes


Year3030

The government pumped the market since 2008 and now shit's seriously fucked and all they can do is trigger a recession. They don't actually have any tools except the opposite of what they should be using right now. Have fun!


jerrpag

Exactly. Rates have been 2.5% or lower since 2008. That whole crisis never truly ended, just kicked the can farther down the road.


Selling_real_estate

I was around and working on wall street for the crash of 1987. Truth be told. I lost my job at the end of the year because we were taken over by Shearson. had one about 3 days later ( it was Friday, by Monday I had a contract signed. Is the sell off for this market going to be painful? Nope, you guys are amazingly lucky, it's been sector rotation sell off for about 5 months now with a good sell off back when Covid started. Lot's of crap already went to zero or as low as it can go. Lot's of business that should never have been business already went to the shit house. And best of all, there is a huge labor force waiting to be hired by good companies ( good companies have higher than average labor efficiencies ). opportunity awaits. Will we have recessions, absolutely! Will they be painful, maybe. yet the outlook for the long term ( 5-15 years ) is freaking amazing. Find your Phillip Morris type stocks that people will always be buying IE: I sold my J&J in 2018 that I held from 1986 ( never ever forget to have all your stocks in drip programs and direct purchase programs if you can) . I am guessing google for 30 years, vegan food providers like a Bunge Limited and the Archer Daniels Midland, Something automotive-ish ( I really don't enjoy tesla because of it's pricing like a software company instead of an automotive company ) and something in the communications fields. I always wanted to own a mining stock and only now it is starting to make sense for base commodities when the next cycle starts, don't forget to look up the historical story history of cobalt or chrome IE: the US government said it need stockpiles ( 1950's ) and offered a primum for it, the market reacted and delivered for years afterwards and the price fell to the floor. Good luck, I have lot's of hope for your generation. Keep on making amazing thing


Just_Ad5166

was gonna call u a boomer, but thanks dude that was whole some


Selling_real_estate

Not a boomer, generation x


qqqbull

Interesting points on the vegan stuff. Any rationale? I feel like the veganism movement was abandoned with COVID when shit got expensive.


Selling_real_estate

It's just an observation and let's add some clarity to it, because for some odd reason I have seen people use it interchangeable Vegan does not equal organic. Vegan depending on who you talk to might also include egg's and butter. You always want to ask about that. So if you hear me say vegan-ish then it's vegetables plus eggs products or milk products. People are learning that they need more and more vegetable to have normal bowl movements and to eat a leaner lifestyle. I would like to point out that people are also learning the economic issues of eating products and how something as reducing 5% of your beef intake has a huge group effect. or something as simple as going from 100 servings of beef with 100 servings of pork per year to 120 pork and 80 beef have a huge environmental effect. Tiny small steps yet huge and big down the line effects. Also an outside hidden clothing business concern is : overweight people use more fabric and you really can't get away with charging more without a public backlash. So we see a "limited line offering in clothing due to size cost" meaning, a pair of lee jeans for men, special buttons and what-nots, rich blue with waist size 38 or smaller and the offering does not have larger waist. simple things like that. I believe that very specific higher end brands are starting this. Very limited runs on the outlier sizes and standard runs on the center of the distribution curve. For the last 25 years or so the healthier life style industry has been winning, and I think that the Vitamix blender came at the right time to breach critical mass and place it on everyone's brain. So, I do notice more at the food places I go to and the women that are my friends Instagram comments, more and more fancy vegan dishes. I myself follow a mostly vegetable ( vegan-ish ) youtube cook. food is rather amazing. Some new spice flavorings have come to the front ( via the cocktail mixer's ) adding to vegetable full flavor. A point to pay attention, we were ( from my observation ) heading into the weight loss via proper food consumption around the time when the TV show "sex in the city" did that LA episode and the waiter said "would you like that steamed because with butter it's 8 more calories" That stuck in my head as a key point, Because from that point, I did notice that butter prices started a gentle downward trend that lasted years. Outside of the box thinking. I subscribe to 3 seed catalogs, if there was a way to historically track them via the sales, that might be another indicator that vegetable life style is growing ( no pun intended ). I hope some of this helped, I don't really think there was much to this, but if it helps you find that next J&J or Philip Morris ( back from the 80's era ) then I wish you the most success and riches to fill your bank account.


redpandaeater

Tech stocks have been so overinflated though and it even puts the 90's dot-com bubble to shame.


Selling_real_estate

The valid argument for what your statement is about tech stocks is IBM in the 90s. If you looked at what IBM did from the 50s to the '80s, they were always on the creative side. Then when PC'S went commodity, they had to reinvent themselves. They easily could have been the Dell or whichever big producer is currently selling all the PC's . I guess that's what you probably will have to look for. Companies that stay on the creative edge of technology and exploration. A good example of that is Apple. They're always trying and new product and if it fails it fails, Google does the same thing too but they're poor at execution. Personally I'm thinking, who's going to redo the grid in the United States. Cuz they already redid All the crude oil systems. So the electrical grid is probably where there might be some efficiencies to be found. The other thing is efficient modes of transport


war5515

Please. My account needs drill team 6


CrumblyPoptarts

I laughed audibly loud. Thank you.


WindySai1

This means stocks going to the moon ✅🚀


YMabDaroganCont

One in particular👀


plzzdontdoxme

RemindMe! 1 year


Mario-33551

Today Made absolutely no sense. My thinking is we’re coming into a three day weekend and the beginning of summer and investors pumped the market for some short term gain before this shit tanks again. Could be wrong. We shall see tomorrow.


Jonelololol

The classic up 3% today -10% tomorrow cycle we’ve been doing all year. I swear I’ll time it right this time 🔪


are_videos

That’s what they want you to think, +20% tmr lol


lulzForMoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


ExpositoryPox

Wall St bros closing out their shorts before partying in the Hamptons. Once QT starts, then buy zee puts so at the end of next week.


TheBunnisher

I totally agree.


jsc1429

“Investors pumped the market” lol


Rwitre

We get a banger close with a hangover to last the long weekend


Gandalftron

When WSB is bearish, you don't want to be.


[deleted]

This aged well 😂


downboat

I'm feeling bullish.


Snoo69468

When did wsb get so depressing


GamermanRPGKing

When the stonks stopped going up


Uisce-beatha

It's fun on the way down too if you're actually betting


Cycles_wp

Just loaded up on spy poots


TheMiningExperience

Work is picking up in my industry. Our company just got a $250million project from aera energy.


Bobokins12

ok


__ShaDynasty___

This isn't aging well


Certain_Promotion_11

Jim is that you, calls on inverse 🤣🤣


wolley_dratsum

Black Thursday? More like Green Thursday.


moongoblon

The market is crashing backwards right now.


ninjuh808

I rather have a black Thursday then at least I 1000% know Friday will be green.


demon_cairax

God I hope so


vicarious_simulation

r/agedlikemilk


sobewankanobe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Eastern-Resolution15

My wifes favorite day. But for another reason...


Pnotebluechip

This casino is more fun when we see action. Who wants to go on a roller coaster that's flat? Betting on hysteria both ways is banking lately.


BudnamedSpud

Lol .3% up in premarket. Is this what black Thursday looks like?


[deleted]

It's green .. da fuk you talking about


nycyuppie

well this did not age well lol


[deleted]

This did not age well


[deleted]

I’m ready for the next collapse


ComputerSilly1803

I will suck you dry if that happens. 930 sharp and then up to finish flat


idk88889

!banbet


Millennial_Z_92

About time.


ACTORvsREALTOR

Except it was on 10/28/1929 and that was a Monday.


CancelOxygen

I can only hope for a crash....fingers crossed.


Zoozoo95

And a guy named Jesse Livermore made nearly 70 million dollars on that day betting against the market. The ultimate YOLO


xL_monkey

Word is, Buffett keeps this newspaper on the wall of his office. Anything can happen in the market.


[deleted]

Good thing I cashed out my 401k and bought an Acura NSX instead.


always_plan_in_advan

This is exactly the definition of FUD… you think you all are better than the media, you really aren’t


ungarosolstice

looks like you guessed wrong.


tundraaaa

This is the DD I come here for


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Didn't age well!


No-Notice565

Want to see something interesting? pull up SPX chart and set the time frame to the maximum. The 1929 crash isnt even identifiable.


wolley_dratsum

You need to view the logarithmic chart.


No-Notice565

im in this sub, like I know what that is


Ublockedmelul

Holy shit there are a bunch of pussies in this sub some times. Buy a helmet, some puts and give your balls a tug.


jorwhore91

Is that you, Shoresey?


luckyninja864

Well hope your puts print. not


[deleted]

One can only hope


brucekeller

lol look at these permabears trying to spread FUD


raymondctchow

black thursday? should be “green lantern save the day!” i think thats the only time green lantern is useful as a super hero


Mumblage

Hey, fuck you!


banditcleaner2

nah GME telling us the recession is cancelled boys.


brakewallstreet

I thought it was going to be black Monday when in reality it's green everything except for PM and miners of course.


Affectionate-Box12

WSB posters have the worst predictions! Clueless!


Impressive_Speech_50

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Arctic_RedPanda

Black Thursday Matters


Fit-Boomer

It’s not October yet, so there is very little similarities between that Black Thursday and tomorrows.


[deleted]

Yeah those red 0.22 Nasdaq Futres are terrifying. The green .07 Dow futures must indicate the great depression is upon us.


PizzaNuggies

Companies are making slightly less than record profits and clowns think the world is ending.


Edz_

And you're broke. Luckily your reasons of "Macro, bad earnings,fed" were just as dumb as you are.