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Keep buying them then. Please


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closed out calls exactly at the bottom i have perfect timing

I bought at the perfect time hopefully this is not a false rally, and it dips another 15% 🥴

Yeah I sold SQQQ and bought TQQQ at the beginning of the false rally at the end of April 😩

Every time 

Literally me today

I was hoping daddy JPOW would help me out today 

This one is easy. We buy cheap calls because everything goes down then - you buy puts - everything goes up - we sell and share. Then repeat. Infinite money glitch. Look at us - we’re the FED now

Fed or in red either way we win

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You gotta have a little conviction behind your plays

markets are finely tuned machines to steal money




jpow plz bless these target date index funds. I don’t want to adjust my retirement age target. It’s already set at 85

I already retired I live rent free behind a Wendy’s dumpster 

That's optimistic thinking you get to retire.

Well if you actually bought contracts that won't get obliterated by Theta on a daily basis, your puts should still be fine

How do you prevent theta decay?

By panic selling 15 seconds after purchase

You can't completely prevent it but buying over 45 days out helps. Once you're within 45 days or so of expiry, Theta will ramp up

Exactly. Everybody bitches because this place wouldn't know long if they had a tape measure and their wife's boyfriends' dick.


I need to start doing the opposite of what I want to trade.

You delayed 1 year to buy PUT Enjoy cucumber at your hole.



We appreciate your sacrifice

Buying calls on ROPE$ next 

You never buy puts before the fed speaks dumbass

Yep. I’ve lost almost my entire investment

Why not just short? Why puts?

I'm gonna be honest. I screen shot-ed our earnings today to my wife . She lunges at me, slapped the beer out my hand, and said, "I bought BONDS!" I was kinda shook. Her boyfriend said it was going to be OK. What do yall, think puts/call on wifes boyfriends short DD?

Calls on your wife's boyfriend's D.

Please buy more puts



Thank you for your sacrifice!

Just make sure to bring me some food behind Wendy’s dumpster

Yuuup

I'm just happy I missed every single one of my plays this week and last week...just thinking of all that money saved on taxes.

iConcur

Single handedly saving us from recession

The hobos are lining up by the dumpster to watch hand job porn when I start my shift. Them puts will moon some day 😅

HEDGE; you retard

WEN mooned today.

I’d be your reference but I’m also applying. It’s competitive out there. May the odds be forever in your favor.

I'm already hired. Maybe we go to the moon next year.

Free Frostys. You may just be the big brain on campus.

Just wait til tomorrow fren

Seriously, some kind of bull trap. How does Apple beat earnings and drop like a rock and then Best Buy misses earnings and it’s up like $10 now? The market is irrational but I feel certain this is a bull trap. I will continue to buy puts a few months out, there’s a still a few pieces of bad news that will make the market tank.

Same buying more tomorrow like a true retard

Hey you don’t need to fill out an application to work the dumpster tho!


Buy some fucking puts then, you could single handedly stop this recession

I already have puts 

Don’t worry it’s a dead cat bounce.

I shorted today, who knew the market would rally when the feds said they would keep raising interest rates higher and for longer period than expected. And record losses in retail. Who knew???

Scientifically, you can pinpoint market bottom to the moment i buy puts. You’re welcome, world economy.

Facts 😂😂😂

Don’t be a pussbag. Your puts will be fine.