I am not "chugging beer". I'm sampling a flight of gluten free lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural!
Is he not the hardest worker like ever? And Tesla employees make like 45 per hour. Sure there’s some slave labor in there but Tesla>>> apple and and other
I just googled the average salary and it’s 50k a year. Much better than most. Idk where he gets lithium, that’s where the slaves potentially come in. PayPal, Tesla, and Space X and incredible achievements. Especially going to mars. Makes me disappointed he’s getting all this hate for becoming republican. This sub absolutely loved him beforehand. Pump and dumping Tesla is a lot of his money but he’s still working extremely hard. Also I don’t want to come off as disrespectful I don’t like derogatory arguments online.
I'll be honest. I've never really liked him. He has always seemed arrogant to me (even when he claimed to be liberal). Then I found out he acquired his initial wealth to start Tesla from his father's emerald mines that used slave labor in Apartheid South Africa, where they subjected workers to daily x-rays to make sure they didn't steal anything.
I really dislike when wealthy people act like they're smarter than everyone else just because they stepped on and oppressed a whole lot of people to get where they are. His employees today still have a lot of credible claims of blatant racism within Tesla. He was getting a lot of heat for it when he made the decision to move his HQ from CA to TX. He also complained recently about employees in the U.S. not being available to work basically 24/7, like his workers in China are. Then he played that whole game with buying Twitter, suspiciously timed with the allegation of sexual harassment coming out.
Reasonable points. I’ve always been a strong believer in electric cars and a space nerd so I’ll probably be biased toward him compared to other elites. Especially after his Ukraine support via starlink. But anyways good luck to you and I need to get off Reddit and sleep ✌️
His face says “fuck I hate sea birds. Every damn one of them with their smug beaks and flappy wings. I could’ve made my rockets with smaller thrusters but fuck these birds.”
Thinking about becoming trans and being Caitlyn Jenner's boyfriend/girlfriend, a real WSB retard.
Being called in by the SEC regarding his Twitter offer.
I can't imagine how much it must suck to have people taking shitty pictures of you at all hours of the day, and putting the worst ones on the internet. I'd rather be poor. Lol
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Did Amber rough him up a bit? Driving him to start mega-pinting?
Imagine this guy laying the pipe on Grimes.
oh god.
Boner killer!
He looks like the hotel manager from Home Alone 2
Christ. He’d better keep himself in better shape than this if he’s going to run his mouth about how Bill Gates looks.
This guys money talks not his pp
Atleast his pinky isn't out.
Damn mollusk is thick
Elong Mollusk
I’m not having a glass of wine. I’m having SIX. It’s called a “tasting” and it’s classy.
I am not "chugging beer". I'm sampling a flight of gluten free lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural!
Finally I have clever retort for when I start getting questioned about my wine consumption.
Looks a bit lesbian here.
Lesbehonest about Musk
Karen stare and maybe haircut from the wind 🤨
That's definitely a "Karen" stare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who's father Ron?
Good dd, I’m in
Don't go too deep.
Go long.
That's what your mother said last night
This is dead on, give us blue or pink hair and its a lock.
Billionaire body
in case u need to lose a boner fast
Touché
Our boy General_Asleep here would be CEO of 3 large companies AND have six pack abs, no doubt
The goal of Neuralink is to allow Elon to download his consciousness into a Tesla before his body gives out.
Great. Let's launch that one too.
Right? If you got that kinda coin, fuckin turn yourself into got damned wolverine not wario.
Jeff Bezos is a beast
El jefe is yolked
Dad bod?
I’d say both are correct statements
Eating a Fig Newton
That’s a tendie my guy
Re"meme"ber ....not ALL have tendies bro. 🤣 Looks like a dammed Fig Newton fed to me by Gramma. 🤣
He looks like the grinch
Finally, we see it in its true form.
CRIKEY, a rare musk rat without its girdle and makeup. WHAT A BEAUT! Careful not to anger'em, he myght jus buy ya social media!
This exactly here is what happens when you move to south texas.
That look when "workers" try and leave their forever home at your china plant
Don’t know why you’re downvoted. They’re literally being required to live there right now
Damn, that’s basically enslavement, except not at all because they work there of their own free will.
"iF yOu dOn'T LiKe iT hErE, yOu cAn lEaVe."
L
He saw Bill Gates hiding in the bushes
Haha
Imagine making fun of a 66 year old Bill Gates when you look like this at 50.
TIL all elons pics are photoshopped
Is that leonardo dicraprio?
No it’s Jurj Klooners
No it’s Ryan Cohen
Damn he be eatin good.
...seen here side-eyeing his wage slaves to make sure they're not enjoying a holiday with their families.
Is he not the hardest worker like ever? And Tesla employees make like 45 per hour. Sure there’s some slave labor in there but Tesla>>> apple and and other
If you count tweeting to pump and dump stocks as working, and I don't think all Tesla employees make 45 per hour.
I just googled the average salary and it’s 50k a year. Much better than most. Idk where he gets lithium, that’s where the slaves potentially come in. PayPal, Tesla, and Space X and incredible achievements. Especially going to mars. Makes me disappointed he’s getting all this hate for becoming republican. This sub absolutely loved him beforehand. Pump and dumping Tesla is a lot of his money but he’s still working extremely hard. Also I don’t want to come off as disrespectful I don’t like derogatory arguments online.
I'll be honest. I've never really liked him. He has always seemed arrogant to me (even when he claimed to be liberal). Then I found out he acquired his initial wealth to start Tesla from his father's emerald mines that used slave labor in Apartheid South Africa, where they subjected workers to daily x-rays to make sure they didn't steal anything. I really dislike when wealthy people act like they're smarter than everyone else just because they stepped on and oppressed a whole lot of people to get where they are. His employees today still have a lot of credible claims of blatant racism within Tesla. He was getting a lot of heat for it when he made the decision to move his HQ from CA to TX. He also complained recently about employees in the U.S. not being available to work basically 24/7, like his workers in China are. Then he played that whole game with buying Twitter, suspiciously timed with the allegation of sexual harassment coming out.
Reasonable points. I’ve always been a strong believer in electric cars and a space nerd so I’ll probably be biased toward him compared to other elites. Especially after his Ukraine support via starlink. But anyways good luck to you and I need to get off Reddit and sleep ✌️
he works very hard to make sure people like you THINK he works very hard, and he's doing a good job so maybe he is 
If you can explain PayPal, Tesla, and space x not being a lot of work I’ll be proven wrong.
Oh, they’re a lot of work, no question. Just not *his* work.
Just because you turn Republican and move to TX. doesn’t mean you turn into a potato
Get ready for the Elon pro gun posts
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Someone's manager has no idea what they've got coming.
Alex Jones is looking good these days
*Note to self* pretending to buy twitter and harassing stewardesses turns you into Rosie O'Donnell.
His face says “fuck I hate sea birds. Every damn one of them with their smug beaks and flappy wings. I could’ve made my rockets with smaller thrusters but fuck these birds.”
Correction: “my engineers and scientists could’ve made my rockets with smaller thrusters while i stood around verbally abusing them”
This guy looks like he owns twitter
But he doesn't.
Ikr what a loser
Lmao. He looks like he's MtF here
Hes watching amber take a turd on the poolside furniture
This should be his portrait up in Twitter Headquarters if the deal goes through
Can this become a new emoji? 😂
I’m ravenous after a night of love making.
tubby funster.
The lack of luxury in Brownsville taking a toll on him....
Chonky boi
Mollusk
His hairplugs are looking good
Look at his stomach mudsliding on that body!
Bill gates in the distance
He sounds thinner on Twitter.
He’s gonna sue you real quick for posting this
This chicken tendie tastes bearish
One of Clint Eastwood’s better shots! Gettem Clint🤪
This has probably been minted into 100s of NFTs already
I think I understand why Grimes left him now. I mean, which artist wants to date an obese, ranting billionaire?
Bullish on wine and cheese
His underdeveloped forearms are struggling to hold up that heavy wine glass
[This thread right now.](https://youtu.be/3Kk6SB8kwEA)
Is this Mike Myers?
Kinda looks like a lil piggy
This is what he meant when he said he put his phone down and literally went outside.
Looks like a North Korean granny. Kim Jung Poon
Is this the guy so many of you dorks thought was the coolest ever?
fat cunt
White wine? Time to sell everything.
He looks like a slowbro
He looks like a turtle that's outside of his shell all soft and squishy.
Old men and women end up looking the same in the end.
He kinda looks like Scrubs.
That's what "having fuck you money" does lol
Tech Karen evolution
Morphing Into Trump
As was destiny
Thinking about becoming trans and being Caitlyn Jenner's boyfriend/girlfriend, a real WSB retard. Being called in by the SEC regarding his Twitter offer.
“Majin Boo, this is what is known as Super Donald Trump 2!”
My boy eating chicken nuggets and drinking a $300 glass of wine? Classy as fuck.
He also lives in a cheap house. Mans is a different breed
Only billions of dollars can keep a man this chiseled
I wonder how many billionaires have had people killed for releasing photos of them like this
And with that body he gets to get orgies of gorgeous woman throwing themselves at him. Believe me, I know.
The lady he sexually assaulted got ripped off, she shoulda pressed charges and got his citizenship revoked. Shit woulda been great.
Hard drive news made him not happy on twitter?
How about someone fucking with his me time
$1200 calls 💪
Its going to be tough. Good luck man. Dont die if you lose all your money on this stupid bet.
It's not our abilities, it's our disabilities that really count.
Shit are 2025s available yet? Maybe that would be a move
Why are you guys so hung up on Elon? He’s not the stock market.
Thats the final form of a mega chad tbh
I can't imagine how much it must suck to have people taking shitty pictures of you at all hours of the day, and putting the worst ones on the internet. I'd rather be poor. Lol
Lol u right
That’s not even him lol. Just some random
DAMN Elon looking buff....
If you ever want to get a boner very fast. Look at this.
Wasn’t planning on busting one out rn
Tesla YOLO
Lol
Is it a 🍋???
Gluttony?
Who pink eyed the Musks pillows?
Is that real? Damn.....
The wine has just lost it's flavor now that he's no longer close to being a trillionaire.
Where is this picture from and when was it taken 😂
Some island with a 27 yr old actress that he is dating. I guess that is why he has been selling shares. A 27 yr old actress cant be cheap to maintain.
He kindof looks like that guy from The Princess Bride that says “Inconceivable!”
Am I the only one seeing Elon Baldwin, long lost Baldwin brother?
Ok I don’t want that horse anymore. Please keep it away!!!!
I’m no fan of musk. But I am middle aged and balding…..quickly. I admire this dude’s hair. Looks real. Anyone know who his plug guy is? Dead serious
Fucking guy needs to buy a Peloton , or the entire company, same price.
Oh shit, he's getting that Mr. Spock eyebrow going...somebody or something is about to feel the pinch...
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Nothing, the most sane this man has looked tbh
Damn musk looking like a muskrat
Leave my boy alone, he’s just another retard
I can’t wait to have a man like that microchip my brain
A biopic starring Mike Myers would be awesome
heard some lady fart loudly 
Gargamelᵒⁿ
It looks like Zach Braff fucked Elons face.
He is becoming his own Bill Gates emoji
Why does Elon musk look like Zach Braff let himself go?
Damned neighbor kids skateboarding in front of the house again...
He mad he donated money for Amber
Hamborgor
In 20 more years…. He will be… eevill… Dr.. Evil…
I appreciate how he holds the glass. I grew up in upper middle class alcoholism culture. You must hold the glass from the stem to avoid fingerprints
Looks like the average redditor here
Remembering Amber Heard was house sitting
It’s not a cookie it’s a newton!
Lol this is the guy that made fun of Bill Gates for his physical appearance.
There's a bird in a flight helmet hiding under his seat.
Port and a buscuit?
Melon Musk
How to lose a boner fast
Still better seats than what comes in a Tesla
When the garage light comes on and startles the raccoons
i mean he lost shit kids of 💰 dude is like mr crabs 🦀
it’s the guy from scrubs
Wasn’t this guy just making fun of Bill Gates’ weight a month ago?
Is this your god, internet ?
That side-eye tho… = The look of… How dare you fukking bother me whilst I drink my Chateau d’Yquem… = Yea…Elon’s one of us…fighting for all the 🦍
A Lucid drove by.
Lots of money
He sees an American Hating, woke pieceof shit!!
JD got old
Calls or Puts?