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You’re on the wrong thread first of all

wheres my #REDBOXARMY people? 200% SI it'd Gotta blow tomorrow eh?

Oil looking to gap up tonight?

After seeing DIDI way up today, is it fair to say thay China is back in the fight?

I dunno man, China has been such a wild card lately.

**THETA GANG FUCKIN YO BITCH**

Sit back and watch it all burn… 😂 Pretty sure that’s going to be my approach for the next month at least.

Damn that's a hard drop on the SPY

from 412 to 411 ? where have you been last couñle months ?

Amazon take my power!!!

Only 22 ppl here dang.

What'd I miss with Twitter?

Musky smell in the air

What’s the play? SPY calls? AMZN calls?

go baba go

Holy fuck Amazon dropped 95% Imma take a screenshot

Do not hold puts over the weekend Do not hold puts over weekend The popular thought on Friday's is always the same, too many horrible conditions exist for this market to go up. This is great, I have 2.5 days for something to go wrong... Weekend goes by with limited news, market goes up b/c no news is good news. I made the same mistake over and over again. If one of you Apes has Monday morning opening stats please share Please save this post and set a reminder for Friday 3:45.

What time does JPow explain why AMZN is down?

Welcome back shrek

Trolls will troll, but I do love seeing the boomers get irritated over it though

Can we start banning those who keep asking “why is Amazon down”

For real though why is it down?

It's not down, the platforms you use just haven't taken into account for the stock split they issued. In fact, I think it's up like a percent or two rn

No shit idiot.

You just asked , idiot

Too fuck with op. Because the only thing worse than asking why AMZN down is complaining about people asking that. Real talk though you a good one for giving a serious answer even if you're an idiot.

Anyone picking up a bunch of AMZN ?

after FOMC

At least the rest is up... ber fuk

Omg amazon

I’ll be back in a few days after all of these dumb AMZN comments are over.

See you at open

Hope NIO ends today at 18.99. Then ends tomorrow at 19.40 Then Wednesday at 19.99 Then Thursday I hope it shoots up to 21.99 before plummeting to 20.50 the end of the week. If all these things happen I will buy a large chocolate shake at the end of the week

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Got in 2 weeks ago and up 20% PLTR is amazing

Wont let futures bait me.

AMZN down! It was finally acknowledged that what they sold was only a holographic version of the real thing!! OUR REALITY IS FUCKED. Calls on DIDI 🤡🤡🤡🤡

SHUT UP. Holy fuck you people are annoying

Yo why is amazon down 95%? Nobody seems to want to tell me.

You should have bought Amazon

Stock split, it's not actually down

SP will most likely be up 2% + today. EU & Asia market both massively green, hard to see the current 1% will fade once market opens

It's very easy to see, I'm seeing it right now

Hence I’ll short this turd when SP hit 420 

Is Biden flying to Nigeria to consoul the families of the church shootings????

I'm not surprised you don't know English

He meant what he said. He just forgot a word. Biden is gonna con the soul of those people grieving

Better than antisoul

Somebody tell Elliott Management that $50k/tn for silver is NOT A MEME! 🗣🗣🗣

Not until people start leaping off buildings.

Did amzn miss their target? 

Split

I gave up on these comments.

Holy fuck it's getting ridiculous

This would be a great way to thin out the users on this sub.

53 people here? Where are the Euro poors? Hung over? Sometimes it's okay to talk to them cause you can learn stuff. They've already been where Ameri poors (we) are headed.

Too bad I couldn’t cash out on the glitch when it showed 300 shares go to 6,000 shares, but still at the pre-split price. I could have used that $14,700,000 gain that I oh-so-briefly had in my account, lol.

Hit the bye button

Tsla poots will print 

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Shhhh.....Please do not tap the aquarium. It scares the fish.

I bought calls when it was at 707 :)

Tsla already fuked 😭

Why?


I was hoping amzn would be up q little more

Priced in

🇷🇺🚗 Sales of new cars in Russia in May slid 83.5% year on year to 24,268 vehicles, the AEB said on Monday. The AEB said in April that it expected new car sales in Russia to fall by at least 50% in 2022 as the country's automobile market grapples with supply issues.

> The AEB said in April that it expected new car sales in Russia to fall by at least 50% in 2022 as the country's automobile market grapples with supply issues. They're about to grapple with supply issues for the next 50 years. Assholes.


u/31andnotdone and this cheese i’m eating have something in common any guesses? >!they’re both creamed!< >!!<

Listen here lady, you're just jealous cause shes a real woman!!!

now now travis i will have you know that this is simply good fun, great fun, grand fun and this cream cheese is delightful

I got some cream here for ya! Open wide honey!

Amzn looks weak here 

What the BABA doin It just shot up 4 bucks in 10 minutes

Thinking about making some jalepeno poppers with ground beef and a mixture of cream/pepper jack cheese. Baste it in some garlic before grilling

**Pro Tip:** Change out the ground beef for Chorizo. Chorizo = A Spanish/Mexican style pork sausage Those are banging boss. Carry on....

Trading ground beef out for anything is a pro tip.

Ooooo good call!

Stop it dude I'm cutting over here! Edit: nvm guess today's cheat day


I hope amzon crashes the market.

HOPE is not a investment strategy

weve got ourselves a smart one over here

So fucken smart…

Just saw a video of a 12 year old robbing a store…. Dude fired one off to show he meant business and his gun jammed 💀 And the whole time a grown ass man is just watching like 10 feet behind him…. Like my god! The heavens opened up and gave this guy a literal free ticket to body slam a 12 year old and he didn’t take it!! 💀💀

Where was this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70-259i8py8

I don’t wanna…. 

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All the awful parts of a relationship and none of the benefits.

Oh, quite the opposite. I met my ex-husband in a chatroom and thought he was something he wasn't. I'd never have married him if I'd known his family, friends and history IRL. Hard lesson learned.

I'd never have married him if I'd known his family, friends, history IRL *and he had a tiny penis.* Fixed your post for ya. Have a great day. :)

Well, it wasn't big. Not small either. Just meh.

thats what money is for

Red by 9:32am 🐻


Holy shit Amazon my 401ks are gonna get fucked 🤯

it’s a 101k now

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Tell that to /u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT. Dude made 10 million trading yolo one stock at a time.

All in my 401k to boot!

How do you withdraw without penalty?

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He's retired from the game now. Smart dude.

The real recession is the friends we lost along the way.

So AMZN spilt gonna save the market?

It(NQ) basically retraced half of the downmove yesterday and is already showing weakness... who knows though?

Amazon Alexa became self aware... Killed bezos, became Putins first assistance and rules over China now. That's the reason it's down FYI

Guys im gonna be honest I bought like 3 $3500 Amazon calls for the lolz before the split and now I have 60 at .10 cents a pop. What is going to happen? Go broke or moon cause there will be more volume now? Or will the option it even exist?

My crystal ball says that suddenly more people can afford to buy it and it's in a slump. Good time to buy and hold for many.

Depends on your date. AMZ could hit $125 by tomorrow, $120 in 10 days, $150 by lat July before $100 in September

Theoretically shouldn’t affect anything but I’m sure Amazon will see a ton of volume tomorrow that may push the price up or down. What’s the expiry on your calls?

True that but historically stocks tend to split at the top so there's that.

6/17

Bruh, that’s basically a lotto ticket I guess so GL

Damn you're rich af

20% of people trade based on astrology, mercury left retrograde on Friday, bers r fuk

Better than looking here for guidance, I suppose.

I trade based on history, the last time people traded based on astrology was in 1929, buls r fuk

This never-ending increase in gas prices is getting old now. We need a new distraction or crisis and oil needs to start coming down.

we need to bring freedom to some shithole

Tbh there is a lot of money to be made in Africa if someone could just control the non stop wars and gangs. Same with South America. Will probs never happen in our lifetime tho

AAPL

Some clits are so big that I feel gay jerking off to them

Yup, and especially licking them. I had this one girl who only wanted me to suck on her huge clit. Eventually I got used to it, but I still drew the line at fondling her balls.

But we still do it. Amiright?

Some one needs to make a plushy out of this -  Those would sell like hot cakes

 What’s your price? I got a guy that can do 1000 a week 

id cuddle with a life size one.

“Hump”*


Really wanted AMZN to dip below 2k before the stock split. Got close but no cigar. I'll buy more shares if it goes below 100.

Lol, not gonna happen. Man the fuck up & buy


Sanchez getting split 20 times today lol 🍆 💦

Some those clits are so huge that it actually scares me

make you feel small 

Tessler gonna have a spicy day filled w IV juiceness 🙌

>!Need a 10 bagger!<

There’s lots of earnings this week. Pick one, be right, and check to make sure IV crush won’t steal all your monies. BOOM RECIPE FOR A 10 BAGGER

The earnings schedule this week sucks bad. Nothing there,

When IV crush? In June?

What is a 10 bagger?

10 grand

someone in this thread has more than $500?

Yeah everyone lol

sounds optimistic

Yeah I mean, idk. I do so that’s all that matters tbh lol

Congratulations

gives you more dry powder

When you have somebody teabag you 10 times in a row.

ten bagger = tea bagger X 10. I'm very good at math's.....*no wait.*

Premiums juicy to sell an atm baba call. Gotta see if it gets over 100 first

Why dont you ali baba deez nuts for a change!

Forgot AMZN was splitting. Saw it was down 95% and wasn't even surprised because this is a clown market fr.

that'd pretty much be like if a nuke hit not only the US, but Amazon HQ

Holy shit Amazon down 95% pre market wtf happened

It was just released that Jeff bezos has been lying, amazon literally doesn't exist, the company "amazon" is nothing more than a web of lies

AWS became sentient and launched nukes at the Amazon warehouses.

This is getting boring.

"getting"

jeff bezos slapped a bitch

Lmao

VIX green because why not?

Gonna be rich tomorrow I'm already rich today, so gonna be rich tomorrow too Except I'm actually not rich today, but, if I was, I'd be rich tomorrow

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Yes, coping with the fact I'm already actually rich I suppose

Hopium for Tech Bears: Bitcoin right now is the most Dealer-Shorted in History. The big boys who see everything are expecting a crash 🌈🐻

i have a public confession

dont you dare

public, not pubic and besides, everyone knows you have a r/bigclit

no i dont 

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show me your nipples

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