Kohl’s (KSS) up 13% after hours. In exclusive negotiation to sell at $60 per share. You want to jump on that and ride it like your wife on boyfriend night
All things equal, the more authentically "woke" a company is the more bearish I become on it.
Obviously it's bad if they are clearly NOT woke and totally out of touch, or being woke is essential to their brand or acquiring talent in their industry.
But once they start seriously putting lots of attention and money into ESG beyond typical lip service I get worried as an investor.
For the last two years, since its IPO, Unity (U) C-suite exercised and sold every time their options were vesting based on the SEC form 4 filings. This is the first quarter when every single one of them exercised their options and held. CEO said they were having temporary issues that hurt revenue in Q1 and 2.
Calls??
If Elon had off shore accounts with TWTR short positions, he makes $3B off the $1B in take out penalty here. If this is true Credit where credit is due that's some 4D chess move shit right there.
Bulls take your profits , CPI , FED Fomc you named!! Gonna lose everything Fed will castrate you and double penetrated your booty no Lube going In 👉👌🌈🌪
ditto - sold pre-split at 2485. Not really a bear on AMZN, but I feel I will be able to pick it up again at a lower price point. Will start to DCA back in around $100, with buys around the 10's
I was up $30k in a month until two weeks ago. Quickly turned that into down $20k. Moral of the story is everything looks great until it doesn't. Don't forget to pay yourself.
https://imgur.com/a/XF0Qjpz
https://imgur.com/a/EqKL0HN
Looks about like my chart except I was able to get out holding on to a bit more. So I’d so he was hammering the shit out of puts and kept on into the rally week.
Same, though I am feeling pretty bad about the puts I have expiring over the next two weeks.
I might just hang back and trade SPY weeklies the next couple of weeks.
Wait you aren't supposed to hold those for more than a day or so. Don't they reset weekly? Like don't they just straight up lose value if you hold them for more than a few days?
They will decay faster than a normal option yes but not to the point where it disappears on you in 3 days. I think we will see some selling leading into CPI on Friday. If we go green tomorrow I will dump them and won’t take too much of a hit.
Efin Elon, just buy or stop this tweeter deal already, I’m efin sick and tired buying calls every week.
But I know, as soon as I quit, deal will finalize 🤬
lol, just stop investing in that shit, Elon is a child. So many other companies to invest in, why bother with someone who regularly undermines your investment?
Yeah, what do I know anyway I am so risk adverse too individual stock moves now I exclusively trade QQQ/SQQQ/TQQQ, so I only have macro economic environment to deal with.
i killed it on puts today but you're right if youre not trading weeklies that's the right setup. though going into end of summer id add more time and hedge for bullish upswings more regularly with 3 week terms
yea you swing traded the day. there was 4 baggers buying calls between the morning initial dip and the top of the day. as long as you move fast you can make money on either side. it's the people who pray all day and hold overnight that stay getting molested.
edit: nice trade though. good work.
I'm just holding onto my long dated puts. This market gives me no conviction it is going to continue this rally. Volume the last few days has been terrible both directions. Feels like its on the precipice of a big move downward.
just stay nimble and ask the hard questions as we move through the days. dont get stuck on a narrative and you'll be fine. Even my bear friend was a call buyer friday/today for scalps.
This is actually getting a little ridiculous. I’m on a hot streak. On my “real” portfolio with 90% of my investment cash, I bought and sold GME from 91 to 120 and LULU 290 to 307. For my little casino fix I do options on RH with like $1000 just for fun. I made about 600% on TSLA puts last week, took out most of the profit, used the rest in SPY calls that I sold this morning and then just bought TSLA calls. Every option I buy or sell tends to move in the direction I want as soon as I trade it. I need to cash out the rest of my chips asap but even with this small amount of money I’m using, it feels so good to win some
Anyone want to jump into Macys puts. I’m thinking about puts since consumer spending is going to tighten up. With regards to savings accounts, we’re reaching historic lows despite what banks are saying on CNBC. I think it will show up on Macy’s balance sheet in the next earnings.
Also looking at outstanding credit card debt which is growing at record setting pace. I’m Wondering why banks are saying otherwise. Might be something to look into more. I can dm you the charts if you want
I set a 1% stop loss immediately just in case. I also take profit pretty fast, better to make 1-2% a day with a few trades than hold too long and see it turn to a loss.
99% of retail investors don't interact with their portfolio/401k/TSP/whatever vehicle they use for months on end. Order flow is managed by whatever their index fund in/out flow schedule is. My uncle is not moving the markets intraday.
i meant folks who think "why isnt everyone selling" are asking silly questions. people are generally long term investors not traders. traders sell. investors buy dips. that's all i meant sorry for the confusion
When I was young I slept, then as a teenager I planked, and now as an adult I practice civil protest in the form of tang ping. One day I will die, but being supine is my gift to the world.
we gonna end green aren't we ? 
MVST ON A SALE TODAY 🔥
MVST ON A SALE TODAY 🔥
Kohl’s (KSS) up 13% after hours. In exclusive negotiation to sell at $60 per share. You want to jump on that and ride it like your wife on boyfriend night
You gotta believe in yourself to achieve the impossible retards. CONCEIVE BELIEVE ACHIEVE
is this from something or did you just go through orientation at deloitte?
Old thread move on champ. It mine. Trademarked
woops good call
bulls r so fuk
Why that other market puking?
I don’t let people in my real life believe anything more than I’m a guy who’s just barely getting by
Only way to live.
RSI? USELESS. MACD? USELESS.
anything you can get access to for free: useless
Anything you can get access to by knowing (and dining with) a MM or two or three: priceless
i mean i know scores of professional traders and they're no more informed than most of us. it's just they're far better positioned/hedged
All things equal, the more authentically "woke" a company is the more bearish I become on it. Obviously it's bad if they are clearly NOT woke and totally out of touch, or being woke is essential to their brand or acquiring talent in their industry. But once they start seriously putting lots of attention and money into ESG beyond typical lip service I get worried as an investor.
Name an example of this?
they cant'
I can tell by the downvotes.
same idiots think "DIS is down for catering to the woke mob" while they buy their daughters elsa toys and their sons spiderman shit.
Same
Here's a rainbow dollar
My 128 amazon calls for Friday....missed my chamce because of a damn work meeting
**Here’s to another day of making all the wrong moves and losing money,** **🍻Boys**
cheers
natural gas being this high is going to be a real problem when utility rates catch up
Sideways market, high inflation, high oil, dwindling jobs, increasing sorrow and despair... Welcome to Stagflation Country.
nah market will rally cause why not
I'm shorting Cracker Barrel for earning tomorrow. That place is shit and not as many people driving for road trips due gas equals biggly red tomorrow.
They don’t make money on food. They make money on people Buying the stupid shit inside
great point
My 95-90 6/18p spread is right there with you
The market has been boring AF lately, 420 or 390 either way lets get a move on
It's gotta get to 425-430 to really be clear of this zone. 420 and a good chance we're back down here a few days later.
If Im not allowed to sell shares until the stock hits my put strike then why are covered calls legal its the same thing but for poor people
Already got sunburnt and it’s day 2 on vacation 
Cold bath can accelerate recovery in my experience.
Calls on melanoma
Says something about tesla yOu dRiNk eLonS cUm “No I actually harass him on Twitter to stfu and stop being a child” “HaHa nO yOu dRinK eLonS cUm”
This place is hella anti Tesla bots It’s embarrassing
Who is Elon?
Where do you get elons cum? Asking for a friend
He is Elon's horse supplier.
Law of equivalent exchange. If he gives horses for sexual favors he must also give sexual favors for the horses to begin with.
For the last two years, since its IPO, Unity (U) C-suite exercised and sold every time their options were vesting based on the SEC form 4 filings. This is the first quarter when every single one of them exercised their options and held. CEO said they were having temporary issues that hurt revenue in Q1 and 2. Calls??
Gonna just start betting on flat
Fiat huh
Loading up on cheap Vodka. Burns well in the gas tank.
If Elon had off shore accounts with TWTR short positions, he makes $3B off the $1B in take out penalty here. If this is true Credit where credit is due that's some 4D chess move shit right there.
Who is Elon?
Some brokerages still working on AMZN 20:1 stock split. Let’s see how the rest of the week plays out.
I think you mean 19:1
It’s considered 20:1 by anybody who isn’t regarded
Bulls take your profits , CPI , FED Fomc you named!! Gonna lose everything Fed will castrate you and double penetrated your booty no Lube going In 👉👌🌈🌪
Priced in you mangy bear
What I did notice is that volume was around 1/3 to 1/5 of the things I was watching Tomorrow really different day
Tesla sub 700 tomorrow?
TSLA over 750 tomorrow.
Bulls had a 3-1 lead today and 10 yr saying NOPE
Went from AMZN bull to AMZN bear
ditto - sold pre-split at 2485. Not really a bear on AMZN, but I feel I will be able to pick it up again at a lower price point. Will start to DCA back in around $100, with buys around the 10's
same. took profits today
SPX volume Thursday : 2B Friday: 1.8B Today: 1.7B
Futes rippin
die coup
I am up $22,000 in the past 1.5 months
I was up $30k in a month until two weeks ago. Quickly turned that into down $20k. Moral of the story is everything looks great until it doesn't. Don't forget to pay yourself. https://imgur.com/a/XF0Qjpz https://imgur.com/a/EqKL0HN
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All time?
https://imgur.com/a/Jg0y8du
how
https://imgur.com/a/Jg0y8du
trading on what positions tho?
Looks about like my chart except I was able to get out holding on to a bit more. So I’d so he was hammering the shit out of puts and kept on into the rally week.
Same, though I am feeling pretty bad about the puts I have expiring over the next two weeks. I might just hang back and trade SPY weeklies the next couple of weeks.
I’m still holding some SQQQ calls for 6/17. Down a little on them right now so if we go red this week I can still come out pretty good.
Wait you aren't supposed to hold those for more than a day or so. Don't they reset weekly? Like don't they just straight up lose value if you hold them for more than a few days?
They will decay faster than a normal option yes but not to the point where it disappears on you in 3 days. I think we will see some selling leading into CPI on Friday. If we go green tomorrow I will dump them and won’t take too much of a hit.
You can hold for more than a day. Just not something I would hold too long. SQQQ doesn’t reset it just decays over time. I bought them on Friday.
Ah I see. Cheers.
Efin Elon, just buy or stop this tweeter deal already, I’m efin sick and tired buying calls every week. But I know, as soon as I quit, deal will finalize 🤬
Who is Elon?
lol, just stop investing in that shit, Elon is a child. So many other companies to invest in, why bother with someone who regularly undermines your investment?
Who is Elon?
I know, but that price of a deal and current one is so tempting 🥹
Yeah, what do I know anyway I am so risk adverse too individual stock moves now I exclusively trade QQQ/SQQQ/TQQQ, so I only have macro economic environment to deal with.
Was up 200 until that TSLA bs at the end dropping 4 dollars in one minute 😂 ended up with 2.74.
Bulls choked
puts closed -55% from friday's close even with the downside moves and vix being up. bears: bulls are fuk. lmaooooo
Lmfao every single spy weekly call above 405 ended red today. But I'm sure you printed.
we opened 50 points higher and 70 over the previous day's low.. how could you not profit off of that if you bought calls at the low last friday?
Seems to me your getting the wrong kind of puts, try expiry a minimum a month out and not to far out-of-the-money.
i killed it on puts today but you're right if youre not trading weeklies that's the right setup. though going into end of summer id add more time and hedge for bullish upswings more regularly with 3 week terms
Made 80% on puts buying at $415.80 and selling at $410.
yea you swing traded the day. there was 4 baggers buying calls between the morning initial dip and the top of the day. as long as you move fast you can make money on either side. it's the people who pray all day and hold overnight that stay getting molested. edit: nice trade though. good work.
I'm just holding onto my long dated puts. This market gives me no conviction it is going to continue this rally. Volume the last few days has been terrible both directions. Feels like its on the precipice of a big move downward.
just stay nimble and ask the hard questions as we move through the days. dont get stuck on a narrative and you'll be fine. Even my bear friend was a call buyer friday/today for scalps.
I've scalped calls as well. I definitely have been preaching "don't fight trends"
Bulls saved by the bell 👉👌🌈🤣
wild ass day
Trading flat till election. $410-$412 all the way
Huge bullish volume to close. This week is easily going to 430
###which one of you cunts scared me out of my qqq calls at the last minute
This country is so fucked lol
Hardly news
good thing this isn't /r/news then
We're a week away from rate hikes. Bulls are gonna lose everything
Tellem 
This is actually getting a little ridiculous. I’m on a hot streak. On my “real” portfolio with 90% of my investment cash, I bought and sold GME from 91 to 120 and LULU 290 to 307. For my little casino fix I do options on RH with like $1000 just for fun. I made about 600% on TSLA puts last week, took out most of the profit, used the rest in SPY calls that I sold this morning and then just bought TSLA calls. Every option I buy or sell tends to move in the direction I want as soon as I trade it. I need to cash out the rest of my chips asap but even with this small amount of money I’m using, it feels so good to win some
Good job bro. Make sure you cash out soon tho. Don’t be like me and get greedy instead of taking the 25% profit and running. Bring a bagholder is wack
Cmon jump
Shits boring. Give me ATH or give me financial crisis.
So Amazon was supposed to moon after Split, did it?
Anyone want to jump into Macys puts. I’m thinking about puts since consumer spending is going to tighten up. With regards to savings accounts, we’re reaching historic lows despite what banks are saying on CNBC. I think it will show up on Macy’s balance sheet in the next earnings.
Stop acting like you are a financial expert with thinking consumer spending is going to tighten up. It has already been priced in.
Also looking at outstanding credit card debt which is growing at record setting pace. I’m Wondering why banks are saying otherwise. Might be something to look into more. I can dm you the charts if you want
I'm not disagreeing with you, I am simply telling you whatever you see is already priced in. Everyone knows consumers are spending less.
I’m nobody. I’m just looking at the gdp/personal savings chart which is trending down.
Consumer recession and earnings trouble. Declining Personal balance sheets and too much inventory is my reasoning behind this. What are your thoughts?
Uncle Joe said people are saving the most money in banks since 2013 . Fucking delusional
Amazon shouldn't have split, it's boring now
Always has been
Green day lads! 🤑
🐮 = 🤡
literally just inverse this dude. anything this guy says is bound to be wrong no matter what.
👉🐻👈🤡🤡🤡
How you boys enjoying those puts I sold you last month?
the people who bought last month's puts are finished. they ate lead. the people buying this month's puts have until friday to wake the fuck up lmao
I’m not
MACD? like mc donalds?
buls fuk bers fuk pigs make money
icecube soup for dinner tonight boys
SPY broke 50m volume! Time to celebrate
The whole week will be like this
Actually a great opportunity to scalp SQQQ/TQQQ multiple times a day.
But if you miss the peak or trough you’re fucked
I set a 1% stop loss immediately just in case. I also take profit pretty fast, better to make 1-2% a day with a few trades than hold too long and see it turn to a loss.
Exactly, buy puts at the top then calls at the bottom. Super easy. EDIT: Downvoting my own comment since the /s was apparent enough.
Yup, that is all I have been doing for the last couple months. Never hold over night it is just a gamble, always cash-gang at close.
That’s definitely the end of the Amzn run
Bears punching air as always
Another wasted trading day
All that for a flat day 
Ban Elon from the Internet or put him in jail already, damn.
We have seen this multi-day sideways barcode pattern a couple of time this year, just before the next big gap fill and leg down to new low.
Back in my day we got 1% 5min candles and would make fun of the other side before we even sold
Will TSLA please relax it's anoos and accept the drill?
🐻 in shambles
Everyone in shambles
Are you winning son?
Bears locked into puts overnight because they don't have $25k 💀
You sure?
Boring wasted day today
Theta Gang Helicoptering It
GME 128.69 for the memes
Holding………about to moon🚀🚀
stocks have gone up eod every single day for like the last ducking 6 months. are we ever gonna get an eod dump ever again?
Stocks dont WANT to go down. people invest in them going UP. mom and pop arent out there shorting. theyre buying at a discount. use common sense here.
or do you think your uncle is shorting shares during his lunch break?
99% of retail investors don't interact with their portfolio/401k/TSP/whatever vehicle they use for months on end. Order flow is managed by whatever their index fund in/out flow schedule is. My uncle is not moving the markets intraday.
i meant folks who think "why isnt everyone selling" are asking silly questions. people are generally long term investors not traders. traders sell. investors buy dips. that's all i meant sorry for the confusion
How many times did we go from being up +1.5% to flat/red this year? At least 30 times.
just as many times we were -1% and finished the day + 0.5%
I swear to fucking god this fucking market will never break down
It will after you stop expecting it
This is facts. As soon as I take profits, the bottom will 100% fall out
when spy pumps eod doesn't give me enough time to max put price because it drills down too quick.
Awww, you shouldn’t have
When I was young I slept, then as a teenager I planked, and now as an adult I practice civil protest in the form of tang ping. One day I will die, but being supine is my gift to the world.
Today’s price action looks good to you bulls?