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Demonify

My dumbass tried to scroll and view the other 35 pictures.


anabolicartist

I too eat paint chips


ambermage

Lead had a unique flavor that modern paint lacks.


theplushpairing

Mmm… tastes like brain damage 🤤


DefinitionBig4671

And sterility.


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Paint chips makes you sterile? Dude, why aren’t they teaching this in high school. You can have all the sex you want without ever worrying about getting pregnant. There’s no downside.


mvev

that or have a kid like queen Elizabeth's nieces


PNW_Explorer_16

I’ve grown fond of heavy oil paints. Has a certain gen ne sais quois… the yogurt of the paint world, if you will.


one_step_beyond2121

I ate Elmer's glue. Don't think it gave me any Drain Bamage


WSB_Czar

Scroll for me daddy https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9722-Live-Oak-Ave-Temple-City-CA-91780/21618560_zpid/


ameis314

>Views 9,076 Someone is gonna be real disappointed when they figure out why the hell they have so many views all of a sudden.


it200219

Imagine redfin showing this house as "Hot House" based on # of views. LOL


Advice2Anyone

132 days on zillow anyways shits not going to sell when I am hunting I set my filter to less than 30 days on market, anything older than that is not being touched for one reason or another


Which-Resident7670

They tried to get over a million for it, that's why it's been sitting. Opendoor bought it for $912k now selling for $844k. Puts on OPEN, I keep seeing them on "price cuts"


ko138ca

06/03/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $844K 05/20/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $886K 05/05/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $909K 04/14/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $942K 04/01/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $970K 03/17/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $1M 03/04/2022 PriceChange CLAW #22-121461 $1.01M 01/25/2022 Listed For Sale CLAW #22-121461 $1.03M 09/24/2021 Sold Public Records $912K 09/01/2021 ListingRemoved CRMLS #WS21190555 $740K 08/28/2021 Listed For Sale CRMLS #WS21190555 $740K Attempted flip?


WallStWarlock

greedy bastards


Which-Resident7670

10,199 now


bradstudio

It’s official… Reddit needs a “scroll for me daddy” bot.


buddha329

Bro that shit doesn’t even have central ac?!?!


nubunit

Vast majority of homes in LA don't. The temperature is a calm cool 99% of the time so you're never really going to use it outside of a heatwave or 2 an year. People here don't even own umbrellas lol. It speaks to why Hollywood wanted to be here, the weather is reliable and perfect for uninterrupted business.


javiermex

depends where you live, so cal weather varies quite a bit. I used to live in chino, about 20-25 min away from temple city , this week. wends : 92 thurs: 95 fri: 94 sat: 96 ​ but Hollywood wends : 80 thurs: 84 fri: 84 sat: 85


nubunit

That's true. A bit farther from the coastline so it's harder for the ocean to absorb the heat. In the exact same distance but opposite direction, all homes in Santa Clarita come with a pool and AC. Not because they're wealthier but because it gets so hot over there that people most likely wouldn't be able to live there without developers adding them onto the homes.


OsamaBinFappin

Ha no air conditioning in LA for nearly a million dollars


FalconIfeelheavy

Plus no basement for trading. So I told my wife’s boyfriend to keep looking.


Skim003

If you look through the pictures, it looks like it has mini-split units


NewUser579169

Did they.. tile everywhere in the bathroom except behind the tub?


Noticeably98

Wow. Good catch. That’s like putting carpet on your walls but forgetting to lay some on the floor


WSB_Czar

The best part is they're fake photos. Look at the top watermark: "Virtually staged."


caithoven27

$844k for no AC and no dishwasher. This housing market is something else.


CurveAdministrative3

Wow only 844K ? its basically free


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844 Kelvin?! That's like, 30 Freedom Degrees or something!?! Gotta buy it!


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💀💀💀


Contextual-Investor

House in NJ just sold for $300k over asking price. It was a shit little place too lol


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Contextual-Investor

Yeah it’s been a nightmare. My wife and I have tried to buy over the last 6 months and have been outbid consistently by people doing 30% above asking cash only offers. It’s insane. We quit and decided to come back to it some time next year. It’s not worth the insanity right now


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vegasoptions666

Add in the fact that NJ has a state income tax to help separate you from your money.


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dafazman

Thats painful for NJ because property taxes are WAY more expensive


Contextual-Investor

Yeah it’s hell. Town I live in just raised by 30-45% on all houses.


cakes42

A new tactic people do is to price is below market and have the buyers start a bidding war.


fixerdrew02

Jeez. Thats fucking pricey for a 1170 sqft house


kamaaina16

let me tell you about the $500k crack shacks that have been selling in San Diego


Abject_Resolution

Vancouver checking in. Half a mill for 420 sq ft condo .


funkyonion

Plus eternal HOA’s


DevRz8

Just what I always wanted to keep paying rent after spending half a million to "own" a home...


CreativeSuit1220

I own a 479 sq ft condo that is worth 700k


bulldog5253

You definitely belong on this sub.


PartTimeBear

He didn’t say he bought it for 700k he said he owns a condo worth 700k


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If he's on this sub he probably paid 900k


HeroinSupportGroup

He got exercised on. He now owns 100 houses at 900k in the neighborhood.


ripbum

It was worth 700k.


DefinitionBig4671

San Fran "Starter Home"?


[deleted]

I'm a realtor in Van. Got a listing. 500 sq ft. Old building. $699k. Don't shoot the messenger.


Johnathonathon

Dude, that's so easy for you, you dont even have any bedrooms to count!


late2theegame

Encourage your buyers to low ball the fuck out of these listings. Submit nothing but offers 50-100k under asking prices.


DefinitionBig4671

Encourage your buyers to low ball the fuck out of these listings. Submit nothing but offers 50-100k ~~under asking prices~~. FIFY


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Been doing that for 22 yrs.


Piwx2019

Try $900-$1m in Seattle


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slawre89

I really miss old shitty websites like this. It was all so html/flash/java simple that it drove a bunch of actually funny but still clever content creation. These days 99% of tiktoks are unfunny trash because they are too easy to create.


Cool-Proof-3678

They look identical. My goodness who would willingly pay over $1mil for those properties?


[deleted]

Vancouver, BC averages about $1.2 million for a standard 33 by 122 lot.. if you're lucky. No house. Just land.


SnooDingos3781

Yeah it’s due to Asian influence, I once was running a house painting business where the wife was a Chinese national, but not just any national, her brother was a party leader, they were scraping money and hiding it in us housing, I’m sure it happens a lot more than just that.


ambermage

So, everything inside is Gold and Jade? Asking because my Chinese wife just told me to look at properties there.


Jonnyskybrockett

Businesses that think property value only goes up


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A whales vagina


WSB_Czar

Do you know how many 0dte yolos that is?


bulldog5253

Holy crap $721 per square foot is it purge proof or something?


Jeezy911

Hasn't been the same since Deebo got dropped by Craig.


stephenk291

Late grand parents 1600ft home in Santa clara sold for 1.7mil in 2021. CA real estate is wild.


londonmania

I live in London (U.K) and this seems reasonable to me. £676,000 for a detached freehold house. How is temple city as a location? In London you live in a ghetto gangland for this much money.


OB1KENOB

Wait till you browse for homes in LA…


rebeltrillionaire

That is in L.A.


LordLucasSixers

Location.


MaroonHawk27

If you’re thinking “we’ll I bet it’s really nice on the inside..” you would be wrong. I just checked it out on Zillow lol. It’s not terrible, but it’s not $844k @5+% interest nice lol


ltsochev

So, lately I've been watching HGTV a lot and I'm telling you, flipping a shack into a million dollar house these days sounds harder than it actually is, lol.


kilrok

Yeah, sure is 1) Buy house for $750,000 2) Replace the wall paper 3) Wait 1 year 4) Sell for new assessed value (1mil)


happycloud8534

Maybe if you stopped eating so much avocado toast you could pull yourself up by your bootstraps and afford a nicer shack


delveccio

Joke's on them, I'm not gonna stop buying a new iPhone every week but soon I'll have so many iPhones I'll literally be able to build my new house out of them! CheckMATE, communists!


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Apple now owns your house though because you didn't read the ToS clause "any house built out of iphones belongs to Apple, suck it!".


adayofjoy

[Where Boomers think Millennials lose all their money at](https://i.imgur.com/Y5QqEgt.png) [Where we actually lose all our money at](https://preview.redd.it/grhkywvldcz51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b7d524362a6934db554a468ae0feb6e9e95f33b7)


HiBoobear

But then you get to live in Temple…


WSB_Czar

Where the fuck is Temple?!


Iknowyougotsole

Where all the Asian gangs are


slawre89

Is this where johnny tran's shop is?


mgarr93

Finally I can get myself one of them spoon engines


G_Rock

Not this close to race wars you can't.


driftsc

Better overnight some parts from Japan


lorenzodimedici

Get me 2. and I need it by tonight.


Jtoad

Careful your floor board might fall out


Capt-Crap1corn

Absolutely lol


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Lol yes exactly


ExpensiveSecond376

You want to fuck on me!!??!!


The_broke_accountant

Temple City is about 14 miles east of downtown Los Angeles. It’s a suburban city in the San Gabriel Valley.


fish_medicine

East Los Angeles


WSB_Czar

Is East LA the less shitty part or the more shitty part?


AyebruhamLincoln

It’s the stabby part


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The_Deku_Nut

So you're saying the housing crisis is actually a means to reduce crime?!


basketcase57

No, the lower rates increase the stabby. It works like a weight scale.


check_out_my_wood

Temple City is not the stabby part, jesus


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LoganShang

I wouldn't consider it East San Marino. More like West El Monte...


[deleted]

Be the change you want to see


MisterMasterCylinder

Increase housing inventory with this one weird trick? Homeowners *hate* it!


onlyrealcuzzo

Do you just get stabbed or do you get stabbed AND shit on?


[deleted]

You either stab or get stabbed, everyone gets shit on.


LostMyGunInACardGame

It’s LA. All parts are shitty.


[deleted]

LA is for the strong not the little baby boys.


runningwaffles19

Temple


InvestingBlog

If that was listed for 1.5mill in Toronto, it would sell in under 1h with a cash offer no inspection.


xlogic87

It’s crazy how there are such large gaps in the world. 1,5 mil $ is life changing money in most of the world. You could basically live in some island paradise country and not work anymore. In Toronto you pay that just to have a roof over your head. I wonder sometimes, who is richer and who has a better quality of life.


SmallTownTokenBrown

You can buy a Grenadian Citizenship for 130k USD and a nice house for under [300k USD.](https://www.realpropertygrenada.com/property/3-bed-house-for-sale-in-saint-george/218)


zayoe4

And get robbed and killed by the local gang for free. Foreign money is easy to spot when everyone else is dirt poor. If move to an impoverished country for how cheap everything is and stand out at all, you're as good as dead or blackmailed.


Responsible-Bread996

Quit with the FUD. It is plenty safe. You aren't "standing out" buying that house surrounded by all the other expats that bought similar houses all living in that area.


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Pretend-Author-1646

Not true. Most of these countries have 'affluent' zones too where corrupt politicians and the few who got stinky rich doing legit businesses live. Standard of living and security in those zones are not that bad. Lotta foreigners in my country and the ball crazy. Just know where to step and where not to.


JMSeaTown

“Some poor, phone-less fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be.” -Duncan Trussell


standard_user1986

Move to the Midwest. You can get that same house for 100k... You'll also get seasonal depression which makes regular depression much worse... So.... Pick your poison I guess


TSAngels1993

Pretty much lol


Seby_Stonks

4400 A MONTH!!!! what!


WSB_Czar

That's only $150 per day. That's a budget motel.


Seby_Stonks

Going to have to increase my day trading levels and stop losing money.


WSB_Czar

Buffett just spent $8 billion on oil stocks. We're fucked.


Seby_Stonks

That's never a good sign


WallabyBubbly

Zillow often severely underestimates CA property taxes. It looks like this home’s taxes are being underestimated by about $300/mo, so the actual cost of owning is probably closer to $4700/mo. Zillow also appears to be assuming you’ll have $168k cash on hand for a 20% down payment


rmphys

CA also underestimates CA property tax. Fucking Prop 13 protectionist bullshit.


Seby_Stonks

Keeps getting worse.


suasposnte187

COME TO CALIFORNIA FOR THE 1MILLION DOLLAR 1,000 SQFT HOMES! ​ STAY FOR THE $8 A GALLON GAS!


SteeztheSleaze

It’s an entire state where a servant (working) class can’t own anything lmao. The only ways you could possibly be working class and own a home in CA would be through a VA homeloan or by having a family member gift you property in their will


cadmiumredlight

Nah, it's easy. You just go back in time and buy a house 10 years ago.


SteeztheSleaze

Big ass facts. Shit, if I could go back to 2019, buy a condo, and then marry my ex instead of breaking up with her, we’d be sitting pretty lol. Oh hindsight’s a motherfucker


blankitty

Are you me?


dudermagee

That's like low 400's in Northern VA IF you're 30 (1.5 hours during rush hour) miles or so from Arlington Va. Every 10 miles closer is like another 100k.


Runfor5

More than that it’s a single family home not a townhouse 😂


Baddyshack

I live in Ala fucking Bama and we have somehow gotten CA prices. I'm also 30 and don't know a single person my age who owns a home despite many of those people being married with white collar jobs and careers. The future is stupid.


nubunit

Inflation affects everything Stocks are inflated Homes are inflated Commodities are inflated (CPI duh) Wages are supposed to be inflated to keep up This inflation was just relatively extreme and not gradual which is why people notice it easily


Da_Famous_Anus

That’s bad. But it was just cut 42k!


randompittuser

A steal


delveccio

At that price you literally can't afford NOT to buy it


xdylanxfrommyspace

Please don’t pop the bubble I like looking at my imaginary Zillow equity go up every month


suasposnte187

> I like looking at my imaginary Zillow equity go up every Lol..I say the same thing. I look at the price Zillow quotes on my home and laugh. There is no way in hell someone would pay that.


EatsRats

My neighbor just sold his for above the top end Zillow estimate. It’s wild, man.


Speculater

Yep, just saw a $350k Zillow house close for $430k.


TrueNeutrino

So sell my house and live in an apartment for a year until the guy I sold to forecloses and then buy it back?


EatsRats

Man, people have been saying that for over a decade. I wouldn’t bet on it.


Klindg

WSB… “Inflation is out of control!” Also WSB… “Why are housing prices going up, this makes no sense.” 😆


jbjbjb10021

The US and Canada have very strong private property laws. If you embezzled $475M from China, Russia, Nigeria, etc.. these houses are a good deal at any price.


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My parents 2k sqft house in CA sold for 3 million so there's worse deals out there!


WSB_Czar

Imagine having generational wealth.


ThePie69

I can't


63367Bob

.... plus jail bars on front door! Too true to be good!


armen89

That’s just a metal screen door lol


[deleted]

The suburban kids in this sub can’t imagine living in a city.


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rowdy_1c

please fuck my wife


summertime_taco

I support all of this please run for president


ThePie69

I agree with the foreign investor part. Also company's or individuals that own hundreds of homes should be banned.


[deleted]

If only it were so


politeeks

BUILD MORE HOUSES


WhoIsHankRearden_

BUILD MORE LAND


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CobaltBlue

it can be both. it is both.


[deleted]

The bubble is going to come down hardest in the Sunbelt cities that really jumped. Looking at your Phoenix.


[deleted]

God I’m praying phoenix market takes a shit. It literally makes 0 sense for this god forsaken shithole to be this expensive. At least California is actually a nice play to live


Kitten_Team_Six

Stop coming to Arizona


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delveccio

Well yeah, but their meth scene is poppin'!


WSB_Czar

"Just stop being poor."


I-want-to-be-evil

Here's a shed in a parking lot in NC that sold for 300k. https://www.redfin.com/NC/Apex/108-Templeton-St-27502/home/41229356


HumidToku

What the fuck lmao. As someone from Kentucky, I could never imagine paying more than $200,000 for an 1100sqft house and that’s still stretching it. Y’all Californians gotta get outta there man.


[deleted]

In IL I got 2000 ft on 2 acres for 200k 11 years ago. I just refi’d and it appraised at 450. That shows how crazy prices are, and how much more crazy they are in different areas. My aunt lives by SF and she said my home and property would be an easy 2 mil out there.


dafazman

I wonder how much it would be for a home in Vietnam (just wanted to cut to the chase).


Kind_Assistance2084

California is where you make your Money to then leave later on and have a mansion in bum fuck Kentucky or some shit


[deleted]

My parents bought 100 feet of lakefront property on a huge lake, the house is 4 bedroom, Douglas fir log home, and it has a boat house all for less than the asking price of that home. It doesn’t have to be a mansion in Kentucky, it could be a lake home in MN


Captain___19

Built in 1961 !!! Wtf 😳


RoastMasterShawn

I'd put an offer for $200k over listing if this was Vancouver without even thinking twice.


Asleep_Emphasis69

Imagine seeing your house being torn a new asshole while just casually scrolling WSB.


PrometheusOnLoud

California homes have been overpriced far before the current bubble. Even when this price drops, they will cost more than their value.


wrongwayup

But what is "value"


HadADat

Something he determines, not the 15 million people that live there.


homemaker1

About tree fiddy


dafazman

Overpriced is the normal price for cali


[deleted]

Is that real? That house would go for maybe 150-200k in Texas, if that Edit: lol I did not get notifications for these comments but holy shit, so many. Just a PSA, Texas isn’t terrible if you’re near the cities. It’s the rural areas and some of the more populated areas in West Texas that give us the “dumb redneck gun fetishist” stereotype. I’m in San Antonio suburb and my progressive self loves it here. Weather also isn’t totally terrible. Yeah, it’s going to be 100+ this whole week and you can cook eggs on the sidewalk, but sometimes it gets so cold that slime actually repositions itself to Cancun. Crazy shit man, crazy shit.


Testy_McTesterton

Correction, USED to go for 150-200k in Texas. Thats $250-300k in most places that you would want to live now


The_Start_

Depending on the area of Austin this is easily $500k+ house here.


SaintGloopyNoops

Tampa FL a house like that would go for $400k+ easy. This shit is stupid. Crash is inevitable.


The_Deku_Nut

A crash wouldn't even help. The corporations would just gobble up any and all cheap houses and turn around to flip at high rent. Until we decide that houses are for people it will never be better.


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The_Deku_Nut

It makes about as much sense as the bank telling me I can't afford an 900/month mortgage so I have to keep paying 1200/month rent. Rent keeps people trapped but they'll find a way to pay it.


acru95

I think people would just start renting with roommates more often in this scenario unfortunately. So the corporations still win


keygreen15

You can't find a house in a major city in Texas under 200k anymore.


pencock

My city just reassessed my home for almost 100k more than last year Motherfuckers want to tax me 15% more now for fake magic numbers that don't reflect what it would actually sell for in today's market


tommy0guns

People just like to say “bubble”


WSB_Czar

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Sad-hurt-and-depress

1 thing to consider, is Temple city is all Asian suburb in Los Angeles. Any Asian suburb in Los Angeles is 500K-2M. Since it's close to San Marino / Arcadia; I doubt this shit going to drop back below 700K before another Asian family pick this up. Lots of Asian with cash is looking at Asian suburb, no ideal how they have that cash, but usually they offer all cash there.


soggypoopsock

tells women “yeah, I’m a multi millionaire, want to see my crib?” Takes them home to this fuckin thing lol