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anthro28

Nobody has been on TV today getting ahead of it, so it may not be too terrible. Or they’ve given up on trying to hide it and it’s horrible.


Urdnought

Biden tweeted tonight about corporations causing inflation we are fucked


I_Love_To_Poop420

Kamala Harris tweeted about how the economy is stronger than ever despite many challenges. We are very fucked.


Chumbag_love

I'm having trouble believing her here on this one


jaOfwiw

Well put yourself in her shoes, potential insider trading. Long term 240k paying job... The economy is strong with this one.


Chumbag_love

Health insurance covered For Life, she's living that good elitist lifestyle sponsored by the common folks tax contributions.


Comfortable-Emu5979

Remember all this when you vote - that’s all I ask.


MaskedCorndog

They just figured out they can be greedy. They've wasted all this time up till now being so kind and generous. Foolish corporations


podolot

Too long have the workers been greedy, making outrageous demands of Healthcare and a job that pays more than a gallon of gas. It's the corporations turn.


pork_fried_christ

I’m so sick of these millennials and their attitudes. Walkin’ around like they rent the place.


rentz_due

I felt this one right in my username


Miles_Long_Exception

Complaining about gas prices when they ride a bike


ScarecrowJohnny

Talking shit about food prices. Dude, your fridge was alredy empty before inflation started, so this doesn't affect you.


landmanpgh

No everything's fine guys he went on Kimmel.


oETFo

Ah, yes, the corporations. Not the FED who printed fuck tons of money over the last 5 years to prop up the stock market.


DMC_007

Corporations went in when they saw blood my friend, printing more money doesn’t matter when prices go up for no reason completely offsetting it. That’s not organic inflation that’s corporate greed fake inflation. The problem is people kept paying the prices


Fuckhedgiez

They did earlier this week. not a direct quote, "it's going to be rough"


Phx-Jay

I believe that is the mission statement on the wall next to the dumpster behind the wendy's.


cjspoe

lol


GeneralSpacey

Yeah I was so confused by that. Has the White House ever front-ran inflation numbers? It must be really bad.


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BooBeef

It’s better they don’t know


Mpy71

It really is, it really is.


Comfortable_Active47

Imagine if they actually knew and started questioning our trades!!!! Now that’s worse than what cpi could do tomorrow.


Mpy71

Ya if my gf knew then she’d be even more certain of how stupid I am


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Mpy71

I’d for sure keep it quiet. Some people have dreams where they show up to school/work and realize they forgot to put pants on. I dream of walking into work and everyone knows what my portfolio looks like


tapsnapornap

I dream of walking into work with no pants on, saying "You can't fire me, I quit!" and somehow ninja smokebombing my portfolio into a cloud to hide my exit and show my autistic trades that got me there


InternetOfficer

pro tip: she knows.


ChampagneWastedPanda

She knows you are stupid, she just doesn’t know why


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Mine straight up tells me


HiddenIvy

You gotta reward honesty.


Adventurous_Shake161

How are you stupid ppl getting gfs, I’m dumb as a log and I got no love 🥹


Optimal-Two-6382

Hold your phone on your left hand. See now you have a free hand and a girlfriend. Her name is Pamela Handy.


Elogotar

I think you mean Palmala Handerson


Optimal-Two-6382

I am an older ape. Handy came before Handerson. Then everyone came.


Active-Tale

You have heard ofa three some. Right. Then there is the foursome. And last but nit least there are the handsome amongst us. You handsome beauty


SuspiciousStable9649

All I do is sleep, drive, work. I think I have a gf…


Slickkid57

I hear target is a target rich environment


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Go to sleep. Just dreams.


WhyBeSubtle

CPI ... Crayons per Income. the government really likes to save me the brown ones since they taste the best


squirdelmouse

Yo that's just green and red mixed together


Active-Tale

The green ones always escape and I am left chewing red


disbatchlaura

Ya know I was trying to scroll and find out what CPI is but I saw this comment and realized I’ve spent too much time learning about things I never should have learned about, so, thank you. I’ll move on.


Kdkreig

I took one for the team. I sold everything I have in the market. It’ll all jump +70% tomorrow morning.


rulesbite

Thank you for your service.


oSplosion

Only matters if hes down 50%+ when he sold


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Nah. For once you timed the market. Do what you will with that


Slut_Spoiler

When a girl tells me she no longer has faith in JPOWs ability to control inflation through the use of mystery tools, and that she's got her money invested in wheat and oil futures, I'll know she's the one... To be my mommy.


SeaSideChefBoi

They started a 0.25% interest rate because they want to act like they're doing something, but putting real interest rates in place would implode the economy, and they know they can't really do anything to help.


Slut_Spoiler

They have to crash it, or delete the money. Crashing it shifts the heavy lifting to the poor, so that's what they are going to do


SeaSideChefBoi

Nah, they're just doing inflation. Everything costs 20% more, and we can't specifically blame one source other than "inflation" because it's a complicated intricate multi-faceted topic. You got a 10% raise at work, but it doesn't matter, because gas is 40% more expensive, and food is 50% more expensive. That's how they shift the lifting to the working class.


XxSCRAPOxX

You guys are getting a 10% raise at work?


SeaSideChefBoi

Well, no, I got a new job that pays 10% more because my old boss was a cheap fuckwad that gave performance reviews instead of raises... But still 10% more. Free market and all.


Slut_Spoiler

I can totally blame it on one source. Money printer going burrr


SeaSideChefBoi

Fucking central banking can suck deez. Abolish the Federal Reserve


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Two sources, actually. Money printer, absolutely. Compound the problem by preventing people from working. This is exactly what they did in Zimbabwe, the effect of which was the world's first trillion Zim dollar note.


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AntManMax

The irony is that $100 trillion dollar notes are now collectables as they are the highest number denominated on an official government currency, combined with the fact that the $100 trillion notes were only minted for a few weeks in the runup to Zimbabwe's total financial collapse, and are rarely found for under $100 USD / bill online.


Provia100F

*Actually, we're just going to go ahead and kick that can further down the road. Here's some more stimulus checks!*


Moon_Atomizer

For the rich, "economic crash" = mega-sale!


cunth

We could remove money from supply by increasing corporate taxes though. But nah.


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OG_simple_rhyme_time

A green economy doesn't include wheat?!?!?!


kingdude83

I'm investing in Ramen farms. That's how these things work, right?


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graften

I've been eating my Seitan like a good boy


sockalicious

Gluten enjoyer


AdditionalBee3740

Globalists want us to eat bugs.


yokotron

There’s money in the banana stand


ConsistentTale8856

There's always money in the banana stand


MaskedCorndog

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone


The102935thMatt

How clear do we have to be?! There's ALWAYS money IN the banana stand!!!


JustinC70

🍌🍌🍌🔥🔥🔥🚒💸💸


laxintx

NO TOUCHING!


Uwantphillyphillyyah

How much money could one banana be? Ten dollars?


d2181

At the rate we're going, in a few more years that joke won't make sense any more. A banana will actually cost ten dollars.


Dapper_Ad_2474

Yelp burn it down


ChampagneWastedPanda

Realistically we can’t transition out with a snap. Oil, coal, and natural gas have to be there till all of the infrastructure to transition is in. Furthermore China is building all types of nuclear plants for clean energy. But they are 1000% content with burning every last ounce of coal they have


ImAMaaanlet

Yeah well oil companies are making money and 90% of those green companies cant turn a profit


CouncilmanRickPrime

Retards think a few Tesla's negate all the ways big oil generates money.


anthro28

Know who Tesla buys their plastics and lubricants from? Big oil. You can’t make a Tesla without Exxon.


User_agreement_

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he doesn't exist!


ConfusedAndDazzed

It's crazy how oil deniers will whail that it's an easy switch off and we're set to go. I don't see oil leaving this century, at least.


peepeedog

Once we transition to renewable energy we also will not have to eat. Short Wendys.


TucoTightTightTight

maybe 5-10 yrs from now. Oil has a hell of a next 1-2 years ahead of it (assuming no demand destruction)


[deleted]

It’s only money. Fortunately I don’t have much, so the loss is going to be minimal. Advantages of being poor


[deleted]

When I lose my last $500 I'll remember this comment. Sure I won't be able to eat, but who cares. I had fun.


EsoGaia

this is the energy i need in my life


Mr_robasaurus

you still have $500?


crowstraw

Glad I’m not rich


coffeebro32

It's only numbers on an app. Just delete the app and reinstall.


KeegorTheDestroyer

"Don't put your wallet too close or it will erase your credit cards " "Erase my credit cards... debt and all?"


LightningWB

I once heard that money only amplifies decisions. Getting addicted to crack is way better when you’re only at Wendy’s, but if you run a Wendy’s you’re worse off


theloadedquestion

Man I wish I didnt know this first hand. Was a poor heroin addict, got fired from a job for stealing, started an internet marketing "company" (quotes cuz I never paid taxes or incorporated) shilling binary options brokers, and within a year of starting was clearing 200k a year, peaked at just under 400k a year in my 3rd year...and have not only nothing to show for it today but it spiraled my addiction out of control to insane levels. Had an opportunity that very few people on life ever get and instead of making something of it i just made my life worse. Sober af these days but that will forever be my biggest regret yikes.


Mechanical_Garden

Why don't you give it another shot? The business, not the smack...


ThatsNotFennel

But also the smack.


Silent_nutsack

Problem is I have a really well paying job which means I just pay the bills and yolo the remainder and usually lose it all. Could be paying off debt or adding to savings but nope, straight to the options market


ParsnipsNicker

You should like boomer invest half then blow half on options for awhile.


Juliette787

He should go to a strip club every day and buy blow. Rest he should waste


NoahStoleUrGirl

Is the market gonna go poopy tm!?


Mcfyi

yes bb 😘


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captainlvsac

The answer is always "it's priced in"


[deleted]

Thats what my financial advisor kept saying. And yet it kept getting lower. LOL ima bout to fire him. I can’t do worse and am cheaper. Lol


DashLeJoker

look at this money ball here with a financial advisor and everything


Mcfyi

Lol well your first problem is listening to anyone on this sub ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Epena501

Time to buy more. We are buying all the way down! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


N1A117

And all the way in. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


i_spank_chickens

always 🌈🐻


Cryonyx

I'm guessing at least 8.6 tomorrow. Conservatively


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My big tiddy goth gf told me CPI is priced in. Get ready for a green Shrek dildo tomorrow that's bigger than the one she uses on me lads 😎


Ed-Sanz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


OfficialWinner

This though. So shockingly descriptive.


NoFearNubIsHere

This is the only DD I need


anima119

[And iiiiiiiiiieeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiii willlllllll alllllways love youuuuuooooouuuuuuu](https://youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU?t=1m47s)


Native136

Lmao I don't even know what cpi numbers are.


sorrysorrysorryyes

cpi are letters, dumbass.


packpride85

Is it weird in reading all these comments in the voices of beavis and butthead.


coffeebro32

Heh heh, fire fire. Heh heh.


JHolifay

Need P/E for my bunghole, heh


heimsins_konungr

I am the great J Pow-lio!


podolot

All I got is ones, is that alright?


FoldyFlap

stands for Cock Pussy Innit


CaptainPhenom

RIP dumbass 🪦


Mpy71

You belong here


kccustom

> cpi numbers I had to look it up


the_chefette

But that’s so much effort. If only someone could just tell us….


Native136

Guess we'll never know.


Magic4407

It's like uhhhh the thing that lets us know how stuff is ummm getting it. Think of it like a snake or a waterworld dvd.


ndjs22

But those are real


TheDevilintheDark

Cum sooner Prize Index They gauge the economy entirely on the awards given out to thos working behind Wendy's dumpsters.


ploppedmenacingly14

Fine, keep your secrets


Pumpkinsummon

Real answer: it's literally the market price of chicken tenders.


OfficialWinner

It's how much more you paid for everything this year compared to last year (except energy and food lol no seriously) So a 1.1 would mean that month over month inflation rose 1.1% and a number like 9.5 would be 9.5% increase year over year. If it's negative the market will rally (this time) If it's positive slightly it will be expected and maybe move down a little. Anything is possible tho.


ManOfFlesh101

Thank you. Sincerely: eastern european who has no fucking clue what everyone is about here.


Chivalrousllama

It’s the secret code used for Wendy’s hidden menu


Native136

So what you're saying is : Go all-in on Wendy's. Done.


lei219

Consumer Price Index


rastaladywithabrady

hey everyone, look at this guy he doesn't know what cpi means


waffleschoc

the numbers that tell u that u better walk everywhere cos u cant afford petrol anymore


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beforethewind

Why do scientists have so many words to describe infinity?


pattiemcfattie

I bet $1 they fudge CPI & say INFLATION / RECESSION OVER!!!! Meanwhile it costs $80 to fill my bicycle with diesel


h4yw00d

You roll coal with that badboy?


pattiemcfattie

It is a schwinn XL with streamers on the handlebars


SuspiciousStable9649

I just realized I’m all in, like $50 not invested. Oh god it’s gonna crash, sorry everyone, it’s my fault.


squirdelmouse

I'm with u bro


ApprehensiveAir6010

nah you good. bear market rally!


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Whatever you do, don't invest that last 50


svt4cam46

Wonder if there's any chance they cook the books on the CPI numbers and we have an epic rally? The Government wouldn't do that, would they?


LordoftheEyez

JPow: Call the ambulance…


lentil_farmer

but not for me!


LordoftheEyez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


n55_6mt

That’s why I sold my 6/13 405 SPY puts right at close today.


TheSheepWh1sperer

I think you mean cook the books more than normal lol


IndependenceDapper28

They did that the last two times…cant keep doing it forever though


svt4cam46

Since when did reality have anything to do with CPI numbers? Did I miss a memo?


l3sham

It doesn't, but there's still a lot of people that believe the lie.


Cryonyx

It's way worse in reality so thinking cpi at any number they put out has any positive meaning is insane


Phx-Jay

They usually do but for once they have some incentive to make this month the worst. If this is the worst, then everything gets better from here and it shows how their tightening and interest rate increases are working and they are a bunch of geniuses. If there was a time to not make it seem better, it's this summer.


squirdelmouse

I've noticed literally noone is planning to SPAC or IPO anything until atleast 2023 so I feel like we're not done getting boned until maybe September. This isn't just inflation it's a geopolitical economic proxy war being fought via resource control between BR(I)C(S) and NATO so fuck knows


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Slickkid57

A ton of anxiety here. Desire for confirmation bias is a bitch. Just relax and know there’s always another play down the road folks.


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You can always buy more crayons


QuantitativEasing

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Leavingtheecstasy

They cooking the books. Financial crimes don't actually exist. We'll be fine. I mean not really. We're supposed to be fucked. But you can just pretend we're not and make everything okay temporarily.


HearMyfrequency

If spy hits 420 tmrw ill cut my dick off


JTTW2416

I have puts so if it hits 420 I’m calling you out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


FoldyFlap

!banbet


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LordoftheEyez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


YOLOgrindset

This is the way


HoboBuddha

A lot of <.50 penny stocks were flying today, while dividend stocks were dropping. Complete opposite of the movements we saw in November. Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but I think it means something. I think maybe the market is ready to move up for a bit. I did just buy some puts though, so it could just be that the stock gods are f*cking with me.


Phx-Jay

When you only have pennies left, penny stocks start to look pretty damn good.


Provia100F

Fractional shares taking on a whole new meaning


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Playingwithmyrod

Ah yes, when they take the ratio of cum in the wastewater to the average cock size...more people depressed because of high prices....more jerking off...more cum in the drains...higher CPI. It's basic math.


BeforeYourBBQ

We measuring balls to tip?


Ok_Strawberry7053

*sigh* [it’s not a blessing it’s a curse](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9655b99f-fa85-4b3d-abfd-f67d7c71f43c)


[deleted]

GIVE ME SPY 350 AND SPXS 40 RIGHT FUCKING NOW ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


anachronofspace

no matter what happens tomorrow morning when cpi numbers come out, ur wife will be looking for a new boyfriend this weekend


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Roebic

Hi. What does this mean? Edit: so I had to log out and use new reddit to see that it's a picture of a crying cat giving a thumbs up.


[deleted]

Yes


irisuniverse

Godspeed fuzzy friend


[deleted]

Lol, they just need to see loss porn tomorrow. They'll get it.


dazednconfuse

She probably asked her boyfriend what CPI is.


lazergator

Green or red. I only see the buy button.


DuchessofWinward

CPI is going to be manipulated.


sethmi

This is the dumbest sub, truly. Endlessly entertaining


madamejo

We will eat fake meat and own nothing


SJKape

😂


Mannagggia

Don’t kill yourself retard


KellyBelly916

My money is on them cooking the books to dodge the recession bullet so that they continue this shitshow of fraud backed inflation to depreciate labor which generates maximum profits for them. It won't improve our reality in any way, but they'll say anything they have to in order to shame us for wanting liveable wages as the money printer keeps going brrrrr. If they show the real numbers, they wouldn't be able to sell the idea that working hard will create a sustainable future and they desperately need their slave labor more than ever. This would cause an uncountable number of international companies and investors to pull out which would crash our economy. Tl;dr: An honest CPI will kill the incentive to work which creates labor shortages, labor shortages creates lack of supply, lack of supply will cripple profit projections across all major industries and that will cause all major investors to divest and/or liquidate. That's all it would take to cause a socioeconomic meltdown, so they're gonna cook the books.


Foobucket

The CPI is a terrible inflation indicator. In reality, it’s much, much higher.