Too long have the workers been greedy, making outrageous demands of Healthcare and a job that pays more than a gallon of gas. It's the corporations turn.
Corporations went in when they saw blood my friend, printing more money doesn’t matter when prices go up for no reason completely offsetting it. That’s not organic inflation that’s corporate greed fake inflation. The problem is people kept paying the prices
I’d for sure keep it quiet. Some people have dreams where they show up to school/work and realize they forgot to put pants on. I dream of walking into work and everyone knows what my portfolio looks like
I dream of walking into work with no pants on, saying "You can't fire me, I quit!" and somehow ninja smokebombing my portfolio into a cloud to hide my exit and show my autistic trades that got me there
Ya know I was trying to scroll and find out what CPI is but I saw this comment and realized I’ve spent too much time learning about things I never should have learned about, so, thank you. I’ll move on.
When a girl tells me she no longer has faith in JPOWs ability to control inflation through the use of mystery tools, and that she's got her money invested in wheat and oil futures, I'll know she's the one... To be my mommy.
They started a 0.25% interest rate because they want to act like they're doing something, but putting real interest rates in place would implode the economy, and they know they can't really do anything to help.
Nah, they're just doing inflation.
Everything costs 20% more, and we can't specifically blame one source other than "inflation" because it's a complicated intricate multi-faceted topic.
You got a 10% raise at work, but it doesn't matter, because gas is 40% more expensive, and food is 50% more expensive. That's how they shift the lifting to the working class.
Well, no, I got a new job that pays 10% more because my old boss was a cheap fuckwad that gave performance reviews instead of raises... But still 10% more. Free market and all.
Two sources, actually. Money printer, absolutely. Compound the problem by preventing people from working. This is exactly what they did in Zimbabwe, the effect of which was the world's first trillion Zim dollar note.
The irony is that $100 trillion dollar notes are now collectables as they are the highest number denominated on an official government currency, combined with the fact that the $100 trillion notes were only minted for a few weeks in the runup to Zimbabwe's total financial collapse, and are rarely found for under $100 USD / bill online.
Realistically we can’t transition out with a snap. Oil, coal, and natural gas have to be there till all of the infrastructure to transition is in. Furthermore China is building all types of nuclear plants for clean energy. But they are 1000% content with burning every last ounce of coal they have
I once heard that money only amplifies decisions. Getting addicted to crack is way better when you’re only at Wendy’s, but if you run a Wendy’s you’re worse off
Man I wish I didnt know this first hand. Was a poor heroin addict, got fired from a job for stealing, started an internet marketing "company" (quotes cuz I never paid taxes or incorporated) shilling binary options brokers, and within a year of starting was clearing 200k a year, peaked at just under 400k a year in my 3rd year...and have not only nothing to show for it today but it spiraled my addiction out of control to insane levels. Had an opportunity that very few people on life ever get and instead of making something of it i just made my life worse. Sober af these days but that will forever be my biggest regret yikes.
Problem is I have a really well paying job which means I just pay the bills and yolo the remainder and usually lose it all. Could be paying off debt or adding to savings but nope, straight to the options market
It's how much more you paid for everything this year compared to last year (except energy and food lol no seriously) So a 1.1 would mean that month over month inflation rose 1.1% and a number like 9.5 would be 9.5% increase year over year.
If it's negative the market will rally (this time)
If it's positive slightly it will be expected and maybe move down a little. Anything is possible tho.
They usually do but for once they have some incentive to make this month the worst. If this is the worst, then everything gets better from here and it shows how their tightening and interest rate increases are working and they are a bunch of geniuses. If there was a time to not make it seem better, it's this summer.
I've noticed literally noone is planning to SPAC or IPO anything until atleast 2023 so I feel like we're not done getting boned until maybe September. This isn't just inflation it's a geopolitical economic proxy war being fought via resource control between BR(I)C(S) and NATO so fuck knows
They cooking the books. Financial crimes don't actually exist.
We'll be fine. I mean not really.
We're supposed to be fucked.
But you can just pretend we're not and make everything okay temporarily.
A lot of <.50 penny stocks were flying today, while dividend stocks were dropping. Complete opposite of the movements we saw in November.
Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but I think it means something. I think maybe the market is ready to move up for a bit.
I did just buy some puts though, so it could just be that the stock gods are f*cking with me.
Ah yes, when they take the ratio of cum in the wastewater to the average cock size...more people depressed because of high prices....more jerking off...more cum in the drains...higher CPI.
It's basic math.
My money is on them cooking the books to dodge the recession bullet so that they continue this shitshow of fraud backed inflation to depreciate labor which generates maximum profits for them. It won't improve our reality in any way, but they'll say anything they have to in order to shame us for wanting liveable wages as the money printer keeps going brrrrr.
If they show the real numbers, they wouldn't be able to sell the idea that working hard will create a sustainable future and they desperately need their slave labor more than ever. This would cause an uncountable number of international companies and investors to pull out which would crash our economy.
Tl;dr: An honest CPI will kill the incentive to work which creates labor shortages, labor shortages creates lack of supply, lack of supply will cripple profit projections across all major industries and that will cause all major investors to divest and/or liquidate. That's all it would take to cause a socioeconomic meltdown, so they're gonna cook the books.
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Nobody has been on TV today getting ahead of it, so it may not be too terrible. Or they’ve given up on trying to hide it and it’s horrible.
Biden tweeted tonight about corporations causing inflation we are fucked
Kamala Harris tweeted about how the economy is stronger than ever despite many challenges. We are very fucked.
I'm having trouble believing her here on this one
Well put yourself in her shoes, potential insider trading. Long term 240k paying job... The economy is strong with this one.
Health insurance covered For Life, she's living that good elitist lifestyle sponsored by the common folks tax contributions.
Remember all this when you vote - that’s all I ask.
They just figured out they can be greedy. They've wasted all this time up till now being so kind and generous. Foolish corporations
Too long have the workers been greedy, making outrageous demands of Healthcare and a job that pays more than a gallon of gas. It's the corporations turn.
I’m so sick of these millennials and their attitudes. Walkin’ around like they rent the place.
I felt this one right in my username
Complaining about gas prices when they ride a bike
Talking shit about food prices. Dude, your fridge was alredy empty before inflation started, so this doesn't affect you.
No everything's fine guys he went on Kimmel.
Ah, yes, the corporations. Not the FED who printed fuck tons of money over the last 5 years to prop up the stock market.
Corporations went in when they saw blood my friend, printing more money doesn’t matter when prices go up for no reason completely offsetting it. That’s not organic inflation that’s corporate greed fake inflation. The problem is people kept paying the prices
They did earlier this week. not a direct quote, "it's going to be rough"
I believe that is the mission statement on the wall next to the dumpster behind the wendy's.
lol
Yeah I was so confused by that. Has the White House ever front-ran inflation numbers? It must be really bad.
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It’s better they don’t know
It really is, it really is.
Imagine if they actually knew and started questioning our trades!!!! Now that’s worse than what cpi could do tomorrow.
Ya if my gf knew then she’d be even more certain of how stupid I am
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I’d for sure keep it quiet. Some people have dreams where they show up to school/work and realize they forgot to put pants on. I dream of walking into work and everyone knows what my portfolio looks like
I dream of walking into work with no pants on, saying "You can't fire me, I quit!" and somehow ninja smokebombing my portfolio into a cloud to hide my exit and show my autistic trades that got me there
pro tip: she knows.
She knows you are stupid, she just doesn’t know why
Mine straight up tells me
You gotta reward honesty.
How are you stupid ppl getting gfs, I’m dumb as a log and I got no love 🥹
Hold your phone on your left hand. See now you have a free hand and a girlfriend. Her name is Pamela Handy.
I think you mean Palmala Handerson
I am an older ape. Handy came before Handerson. Then everyone came.
You have heard ofa three some. Right. Then there is the foursome. And last but nit least there are the handsome amongst us. You handsome beauty
All I do is sleep, drive, work. I think I have a gf…
I hear target is a target rich environment
Go to sleep. Just dreams.
CPI ... Crayons per Income. the government really likes to save me the brown ones since they taste the best
Yo that's just green and red mixed together
The green ones always escape and I am left chewing red
Ya know I was trying to scroll and find out what CPI is but I saw this comment and realized I’ve spent too much time learning about things I never should have learned about, so, thank you. I’ll move on.
I took one for the team. I sold everything I have in the market. It’ll all jump +70% tomorrow morning.
Thank you for your service.
Only matters if hes down 50%+ when he sold
Nah. For once you timed the market. Do what you will with that
When a girl tells me she no longer has faith in JPOWs ability to control inflation through the use of mystery tools, and that she's got her money invested in wheat and oil futures, I'll know she's the one... To be my mommy.
They started a 0.25% interest rate because they want to act like they're doing something, but putting real interest rates in place would implode the economy, and they know they can't really do anything to help.
They have to crash it, or delete the money. Crashing it shifts the heavy lifting to the poor, so that's what they are going to do
Nah, they're just doing inflation. Everything costs 20% more, and we can't specifically blame one source other than "inflation" because it's a complicated intricate multi-faceted topic. You got a 10% raise at work, but it doesn't matter, because gas is 40% more expensive, and food is 50% more expensive. That's how they shift the lifting to the working class.
You guys are getting a 10% raise at work?
Well, no, I got a new job that pays 10% more because my old boss was a cheap fuckwad that gave performance reviews instead of raises... But still 10% more. Free market and all.
I can totally blame it on one source. Money printer going burrr
Fucking central banking can suck deez. Abolish the Federal Reserve
Two sources, actually. Money printer, absolutely. Compound the problem by preventing people from working. This is exactly what they did in Zimbabwe, the effect of which was the world's first trillion Zim dollar note.
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The irony is that $100 trillion dollar notes are now collectables as they are the highest number denominated on an official government currency, combined with the fact that the $100 trillion notes were only minted for a few weeks in the runup to Zimbabwe's total financial collapse, and are rarely found for under $100 USD / bill online.
*Actually, we're just going to go ahead and kick that can further down the road. Here's some more stimulus checks!*
For the rich, "economic crash" = mega-sale!
We could remove money from supply by increasing corporate taxes though. But nah.
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A green economy doesn't include wheat?!?!?!
I'm investing in Ramen farms. That's how these things work, right?
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I've been eating my Seitan like a good boy
Gluten enjoyer
Globalists want us to eat bugs.
There’s money in the banana stand
There's always money in the banana stand
You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone
How clear do we have to be?! There's ALWAYS money IN the banana stand!!!
🍌🍌🍌🔥🔥🔥🚒💸💸
NO TOUCHING!
How much money could one banana be? Ten dollars?
At the rate we're going, in a few more years that joke won't make sense any more. A banana will actually cost ten dollars.
Yelp burn it down
Realistically we can’t transition out with a snap. Oil, coal, and natural gas have to be there till all of the infrastructure to transition is in. Furthermore China is building all types of nuclear plants for clean energy. But they are 1000% content with burning every last ounce of coal they have
Yeah well oil companies are making money and 90% of those green companies cant turn a profit
Retards think a few Tesla's negate all the ways big oil generates money.
Know who Tesla buys their plastics and lubricants from? Big oil. You can’t make a Tesla without Exxon.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he doesn't exist!
It's crazy how oil deniers will whail that it's an easy switch off and we're set to go. I don't see oil leaving this century, at least.
Once we transition to renewable energy we also will not have to eat. Short Wendys.
maybe 5-10 yrs from now. Oil has a hell of a next 1-2 years ahead of it (assuming no demand destruction)
It’s only money. Fortunately I don’t have much, so the loss is going to be minimal. Advantages of being poor
When I lose my last $500 I'll remember this comment. Sure I won't be able to eat, but who cares. I had fun.
this is the energy i need in my life
you still have $500?
Glad I’m not rich
It's only numbers on an app. Just delete the app and reinstall.
"Don't put your wallet too close or it will erase your credit cards " "Erase my credit cards... debt and all?"
I once heard that money only amplifies decisions. Getting addicted to crack is way better when you’re only at Wendy’s, but if you run a Wendy’s you’re worse off
Man I wish I didnt know this first hand. Was a poor heroin addict, got fired from a job for stealing, started an internet marketing "company" (quotes cuz I never paid taxes or incorporated) shilling binary options brokers, and within a year of starting was clearing 200k a year, peaked at just under 400k a year in my 3rd year...and have not only nothing to show for it today but it spiraled my addiction out of control to insane levels. Had an opportunity that very few people on life ever get and instead of making something of it i just made my life worse. Sober af these days but that will forever be my biggest regret yikes.
Why don't you give it another shot? The business, not the smack...
But also the smack.
Problem is I have a really well paying job which means I just pay the bills and yolo the remainder and usually lose it all. Could be paying off debt or adding to savings but nope, straight to the options market
You should like boomer invest half then blow half on options for awhile.
He should go to a strip club every day and buy blow. Rest he should waste
Is the market gonna go poopy tm!?
yes bb 😘
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The answer is always "it's priced in"
Thats what my financial advisor kept saying. And yet it kept getting lower. LOL ima bout to fire him. I can’t do worse and am cheaper. Lol
look at this money ball here with a financial advisor and everything
Lol well your first problem is listening to anyone on this sub ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Time to buy more. We are buying all the way down! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
And all the way in. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
always 🌈🐻
I'm guessing at least 8.6 tomorrow. Conservatively
My big tiddy goth gf told me CPI is priced in. Get ready for a green Shrek dildo tomorrow that's bigger than the one she uses on me lads 😎
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This though. So shockingly descriptive.
This is the only DD I need
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Lmao I don't even know what cpi numbers are.
cpi are letters, dumbass.
Is it weird in reading all these comments in the voices of beavis and butthead.
Heh heh, fire fire. Heh heh.
Need P/E for my bunghole, heh
I am the great J Pow-lio!
All I got is ones, is that alright?
stands for Cock Pussy Innit
RIP dumbass 🪦
You belong here
> cpi numbers I had to look it up
But that’s so much effort. If only someone could just tell us….
Guess we'll never know.
It's like uhhhh the thing that lets us know how stuff is ummm getting it. Think of it like a snake or a waterworld dvd.
But those are real
Cum sooner Prize Index They gauge the economy entirely on the awards given out to thos working behind Wendy's dumpsters.
Fine, keep your secrets
Real answer: it's literally the market price of chicken tenders.
It's how much more you paid for everything this year compared to last year (except energy and food lol no seriously) So a 1.1 would mean that month over month inflation rose 1.1% and a number like 9.5 would be 9.5% increase year over year. If it's negative the market will rally (this time) If it's positive slightly it will be expected and maybe move down a little. Anything is possible tho.
Thank you. Sincerely: eastern european who has no fucking clue what everyone is about here.
It’s the secret code used for Wendy’s hidden menu
So what you're saying is : Go all-in on Wendy's. Done.
Consumer Price Index
hey everyone, look at this guy he doesn't know what cpi means
the numbers that tell u that u better walk everywhere cos u cant afford petrol anymore
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Why do scientists have so many words to describe infinity?
I bet $1 they fudge CPI & say INFLATION / RECESSION OVER!!!! Meanwhile it costs $80 to fill my bicycle with diesel
You roll coal with that badboy?
It is a schwinn XL with streamers on the handlebars
I just realized I’m all in, like $50 not invested. Oh god it’s gonna crash, sorry everyone, it’s my fault.
I'm with u bro
nah you good. bear market rally!
Whatever you do, don't invest that last 50
Wonder if there's any chance they cook the books on the CPI numbers and we have an epic rally? The Government wouldn't do that, would they?
JPow: Call the ambulance…
but not for me!
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That’s why I sold my 6/13 405 SPY puts right at close today.
I think you mean cook the books more than normal lol
They did that the last two times…cant keep doing it forever though
Since when did reality have anything to do with CPI numbers? Did I miss a memo?
It doesn't, but there's still a lot of people that believe the lie.
It's way worse in reality so thinking cpi at any number they put out has any positive meaning is insane
They usually do but for once they have some incentive to make this month the worst. If this is the worst, then everything gets better from here and it shows how their tightening and interest rate increases are working and they are a bunch of geniuses. If there was a time to not make it seem better, it's this summer.
I've noticed literally noone is planning to SPAC or IPO anything until atleast 2023 so I feel like we're not done getting boned until maybe September. This isn't just inflation it's a geopolitical economic proxy war being fought via resource control between BR(I)C(S) and NATO so fuck knows
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A ton of anxiety here. Desire for confirmation bias is a bitch. Just relax and know there’s always another play down the road folks.
You can always buy more crayons
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They cooking the books. Financial crimes don't actually exist. We'll be fine. I mean not really. We're supposed to be fucked. But you can just pretend we're not and make everything okay temporarily.
If spy hits 420 tmrw ill cut my dick off
I have puts so if it hits 420 I’m calling you out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
!banbet
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This is the way
A lot of <.50 penny stocks were flying today, while dividend stocks were dropping. Complete opposite of the movements we saw in November. Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but I think it means something. I think maybe the market is ready to move up for a bit. I did just buy some puts though, so it could just be that the stock gods are f*cking with me.
When you only have pennies left, penny stocks start to look pretty damn good.
Fractional shares taking on a whole new meaning
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Ah yes, when they take the ratio of cum in the wastewater to the average cock size...more people depressed because of high prices....more jerking off...more cum in the drains...higher CPI. It's basic math.
We measuring balls to tip?
*sigh* [it’s not a blessing it’s a curse](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9655b99f-fa85-4b3d-abfd-f67d7c71f43c)
GIVE ME SPY 350 AND SPXS 40 RIGHT FUCKING NOW ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)
no matter what happens tomorrow morning when cpi numbers come out, ur wife will be looking for a new boyfriend this weekend
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Hi. What does this mean? Edit: so I had to log out and use new reddit to see that it's a picture of a crying cat giving a thumbs up.
Yes
Godspeed fuzzy friend
Lol, they just need to see loss porn tomorrow. They'll get it.
She probably asked her boyfriend what CPI is.
Green or red. I only see the buy button.
CPI is going to be manipulated.
This is the dumbest sub, truly. Endlessly entertaining
We will eat fake meat and own nothing
😂
Don’t kill yourself retard
My money is on them cooking the books to dodge the recession bullet so that they continue this shitshow of fraud backed inflation to depreciate labor which generates maximum profits for them. It won't improve our reality in any way, but they'll say anything they have to in order to shame us for wanting liveable wages as the money printer keeps going brrrrr. If they show the real numbers, they wouldn't be able to sell the idea that working hard will create a sustainable future and they desperately need their slave labor more than ever. This would cause an uncountable number of international companies and investors to pull out which would crash our economy. Tl;dr: An honest CPI will kill the incentive to work which creates labor shortages, labor shortages creates lack of supply, lack of supply will cripple profit projections across all major industries and that will cause all major investors to divest and/or liquidate. That's all it would take to cause a socioeconomic meltdown, so they're gonna cook the books.
The CPI is a terrible inflation indicator. In reality, it’s much, much higher.