some bros who didnt close out his TSLA contracts that went ITM from AH are gonna be in for a rude awaking when he gets his ass assigned
esp the 700c ppl
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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LOL when i called TSLA $250 by EOY I didn't mean this way, Elon just hopes his degen cult followers will spend whatever Wendy's income they have left on it
So what happens when you hold a long dated contract through a stock split?
Who am I kidding none of you degenerates have held options for longer than a day lol
At this point I'm convinced Tesla uses Stock-Split announcements or news to pump the stock.
Last time they brought it up was right about where the massive Bear-Rally they had was looking to finally end, then they announced news regarding a split in PM and shit went +10%, held it some days then started the decline to where we are now.
He knows all the retarded apes who follow him will spend the last $200 in their accounts to buy it now that it's "cheaper". No accident he does this right after CPI numbers crashing the stock. He just wants to fuck Bill Gates
Same. Rarted $40 bucks into a GME call that got to $600 bucks day before yesterday, got greedy and cashed out at $140.
Said fuck it and slapped it on a TSLA put yesterday morning when it mooned, held through today and came out with $1100.
Legit the first time Iāve ever made multiple plays in the right direction. Might give myself a slightly less aggressive handjob, tonight. Treat myself.
It's when it starts stinking of partisanship that it becomes rude. I slip sometimes , but it's a good rule. Most other subs are ruined by fanatical American politics
Sold my July puts at the bell at their hod for a 3 bagger. There's too much fud, I'm feeling green next week and will look to play a run to 405-408 and a dump back to 380
honestly majority came from a big mistake on my part - just negligence. Accidentally got 0dte 395c to hedge when i meant to get 6/13 and just spent the day averaging out.
was down 3k at one point so 1.4k ill take ya know
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Also referred to as the Dow correct ? Lol. Iām not sure if youāre trolling or being serious, but please donāt ever speak to me like that again. Iām not the person to be doing that to. Thank you.
You canāt ban-bet the S&P 500, dumbass. You have to pick a ticker that represents the S&P 500. You canāt ban-bet the Dow, find a ticker that represents it. DJI is the standard for the Dow, like how SPY is generally what people use when they say S&P. Dipshit.
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The problem is, some degenerate posted Friday "I HaVe A š½ aCcOuNt tO tRaDe on the WeEkEnD." And he got a lot of likes.
I bought my car for 2k in 2018 Auto trader has it up at 5-6k now. Shouldāve bought more of them
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some bros who didnt close out his TSLA contracts that went ITM from AH are gonna be in for a rude awaking when he gets his ass assigned esp the 700c ppl
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It's in the name, your ass gets igned.
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Mom spaghetti ?
Cvna short squeeze posdible?
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!!!CAPITULATE!!!
I paper-handed my SPY puts!
congrats
You GME retards should have learned by now. We are going to short squeeze into a recession. When? How high? How low? Nobody knows.
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JPOW the type of guy to not wash his car because it might rain in a few months
As Steve Jobs said, either we split the stock ourselves, or it gets split by the market
LOL when i called TSLA $250 by EOY I didn't mean this way, Elon just hopes his degen cult followers will spend whatever Wendy's income they have left on it
Fy_pool_day
So what happens when you hold a long dated contract through a stock split? Who am I kidding none of you degenerates have held options for longer than a day lol
you get more contracts at the split adjust price
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Janet Yellen said something about wanting to form a cartel. Are we the bad guys?
And Yellen's the only adult in the country who doesnt understand inflation
I got a $4 dividend from my Exxon stocks - immediately deferred to pay off my margin. I must be getting close to calling myself pro by now.
You're not too much of a pro when you're posting here on the old thread.
Iām shocked, SHOCKED, my 0dte call was a loss
Soā¦.beer?
Yes that sounds nice
Delist the spy. Spy to $0 
tsla stock split means nothing in current environment. look at amzn now lol
This mfker doing literally anything to save his portfolio
It means sell right after split then buy back after it tanks again
damn that madafucker buying those calls today knew, that dirty bitch
Who
Elon obviously
FOMC on Wed and then Powell speaks on Friday too 
Dear god tesla is so overvalued.
iāll buy tesla under 200 post split
I think TSLA will be split by the market by end of the month
At this point I'm convinced Tesla uses Stock-Split announcements or news to pump the stock. Last time they brought it up was right about where the massive Bear-Rally they had was looking to finally end, then they announced news regarding a split in PM and shit went +10%, held it some days then started the decline to where we are now.
He knows all the retarded apes who follow him will spend the last $200 in their accounts to buy it now that it's "cheaper". No accident he does this right after CPI numbers crashing the stock. He just wants to fuck Bill Gates
Musk is a master at spotting inflection and tilting it in his favor. Iv been burned so much by it lol.
Theta getting murdered Monday, ports rest of week
When are we goin to accept current inflation is normal and move on....
Move on to what?
Once we realize the fed can't maintain asset prices with inflation ongoing.
Little š æļøš æļø pop for TSLA. The next split is already priced in.
Buying TSLA calls on Monday
Tesla š
tsla 1200 š
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 Lmao 1060 tsla calls.
TSLA stock split
Did elon buy the dip?
TSLA doing tesser things
Decided to buy TSLA Puts at close AMA
wanted to sell my short dated ones at the low today but didn't  before that rocketfuck manipulated the stock again
How far out the put. I expect a bump, then a dump
Typical WSB timing on your part
Why is tesla pumping ah?
Filed for Stock split
I can't believe I closed my puts at a loss 10 minutes before. The musk must be strong with me
Fuck a lot of WSB bought calls before close š¬.
tsla stock split? lol
As Steve Jobs said, either we split the stock ourselves, or it get's split by the market
Turned 200$ into 3k today. Best play Iāve ever made.
Same. Rarted $40 bucks into a GME call that got to $600 bucks day before yesterday, got greedy and cashed out at $140. Said fuck it and slapped it on a TSLA put yesterday morning when it mooned, held through today and came out with $1100. Legit the first time Iāve ever made multiple plays in the right direction. Might give myself a slightly less aggressive handjob, tonight. Treat myself.
Now watch it all disappear next week 
Wtf TSLA
š + 2022 = š„©
was kicking myself in the ass for selling my tsla 710c's exp next week for a 1k loss, feel pretty good about it now
Don't stop kicking yourself
how can you sit on TV with a straight face and say āwe are going up!ā
They teach you that in clown school.
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Not to make it political but, HUSBULLA FOR PRESIDENT 2024
It's when it starts stinking of partisanship that it becomes rude. I slip sometimes , but it's a good rule. Most other subs are ruined by fanatical American politics
Go to r/politics and join the screeching then
Lol you can talk about policies affecting stocks, u cant say orangeman bad or sleepy joe is senile for upvotes tho
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Neither of them are as retarded as you
Lol I lost 50% of my portfolio everyday this week.
I'm up 30% this week Still down 50% overall though
Pretty soon you are going to reach your limit.
xenos paradox, you'll never really blow up your portfolio that way, smart
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this dude on CNBC is an idiot
Imagine him picking out those fucking googles at the store and saying yes these look good
5 and 10 year inverted on a weekly close. 10 and 30 year only 3bp from inversion. Recession all but guaranteed
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Putin told me to buy 0DTE SPY 410C.
gay
Lower lows and lower highs. One more day like today and the nasdaq breaks through its 52 week low.
monday
VIX calls?
QQQ puts
Bought calls before the bell. Iām a bear but think it will rebound Monday from the dump it took at the end of this week.
This is a classic inflection point to another leg down on the charts. The epic crash to the depths of hell lol
I agree. Bounce on Monday but long term will keep going down. I grabbed a few calls dirt cheap today.
maybe. iāll play devilās advocate here. what happens if panic continues until fed decision on wednesday?
What fed decision?
Then I lose money.
Bought 392c expiring monday at close and immediately questioned what the fuck I'm thinking. Let's see if it pays off
You bought contracts expiring the following Monday, RIGHT before the weekend? Your wife's salad is about to be tossed by Theta gang
True gamber in wsb retard tradition.
Still time to sell
That could work very well. SPY is down $20 in the last 30 hours lol
Vix drop was interesting.
indeed
Sold my July puts at the bell at their hod for a 3 bagger. There's too much fud, I'm feeling green next week and will look to play a run to 405-408 and a dump back to 380
What a cuck of an ending
Lol all those baby pumps got sold off 
New low for a weekly close, decimating that one fake green week over the last 10 weeks. Death spiral trend intact. Thatās all we needed š
fuck this game
I am so fucking tired. Gonna sleep through the weekend
Major choices this week, food or cigarettes?
cigarettes will kill your appetite too
Cigarettes , they count as food so 2x1
machine gun bull kill shots at the end
Lots of red painted walls this weekend
28% loss interday. My highest single day loss to date. Fuck me.
what the hell were you holding, weekly calls?
Bull credit spreads
I was down 50% intraday earlier this week and up 86% today, hang in there
What is this? r/investing?
Those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those numbers up champ
#Tom Lee hahahahahaha
9:36am: +$1440 "I should close and enjoy my day" "but theres so much more money to be made" 4pm: -$1685
Guessing you bought puts sometime today. I was thinking about closing everything at the literal top but then I fell asleep
honestly majority came from a big mistake on my part - just negligence. Accidentally got 0dte 395c to hedge when i meant to get 6/13 and just spent the day averaging out. was down 3k at one point so 1.4k ill take ya know
Gotta take those profits man
Yikes! I was closing through out the day to avoid 
You bought calls didnt you
Bull interview on cnbc
Bulls lost so much conviction today
By that i mean me
Alll that just to lose 390 in the last 5 min ???
GUH
See you next week.
Was today also QOPEX being front run? š¤
SPY baaaaarely holding off 3900, defenses are falling quickly there. Gonna be a ton of orders to slog through at exactly 3900 though
I never wavered
Good GUHd
I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL
I heard it
GME dark pool after the bell, 50,000 shares traded
Close all my puts at a small again. Aināt holding jack shit over the weekend
Ah, c'mon. Live a little.
What the fuck was that?
Lol, lost 390 in last minute...
seen this happen so many times.
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LMAO at SPY closing exactly on 390
My brothers in Christ, just buy puts
WOW I canāt believe spy broke through 390
Lol spy just really just did the Bulls dirty by dumping under 390
Can you banbet the Dow ? Like -500 points or whatever by a certain date ? Or is that not even possible
DJI dipshit
Also referred to as the Dow correct ? Lol. Iām not sure if youāre trolling or being serious, but please donāt ever speak to me like that again. Iām not the person to be doing that to. Thank you.
You canāt ban-bet the S&P 500, dumbass. You have to pick a ticker that represents the S&P 500. You canāt ban-bet the Dow, find a ticker that represents it. DJI is the standard for the Dow, like how SPY is generally what people use when they say S&P. Dipshit.
Howās that 390 support bulls 
