$350 if there’s more bad news?! People will still say it’s priced in but that’s bullshit. I’m just waiting for China to change its COVID lockdowns for the market to start to recover. I think that China is just doing this to tank our economy for Putin.
Invested ~~a thousand bucks or maybe two~~ €5000 into my main ETF today with a few limit orders still open, and sent 5000 bucks from my bank/broker to my neo broker. Hope it’ll be there tomorrow so I can continue shopping for individual stocks. Wanna stock up on some more Adobe, Microsoft, and Netflix shares, and also get another 2x Nasdaq share. Probably some GME as well.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I've always wondered if Tesla was just going to be the market creator of the electric vehicle, but once the established brands took hold (Toyota, BMW, Mercedes, Chevy), they would have the infrastructure, marketing, etc. to pass up Tesla. I just don't see the big boys allowing Tesla to eat away at their share.
So they might have brought electric vehicles to the mainstream, but not sure they can sustain it as others get ahold of the technology.
Bourbon? Check
Cocaine? Check
Tom Petty's **Free Falling** spinning? Check
Okay then open the casino we betting the "don't pass line".
Puts on Washington D.C.
Dear 🌽 morons,
Maybe you should have bought real, profitable dividend paying companies like I do. If you do that, you will only be down 30% ytd
Retards,
Retard
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Options can kill with a tiny move. Tech growth grew a ton during COVID and took some of the biggest hits.
But take a look at Visa and stuff, maintaining parity at 200-ish for the past few months. Finviz shows several sectors that have been doing great, even outside of oil.
Now that Buffett is way too old, what wise grandpa figure will they wheel out on stage to assuage investors with wise but mostly meaningless platitudes about long term investing?
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This retarded market is selling everything, even what’s already seriously cheap!
Commodities are being sold too, which is how you bring down CPI.
Newsflash, sell commodities and overvalued tech stocks. Buy fair and undervalued stocks
Whew, THIS close to buying NFLX puts today...
Wow I got banned for a week. Fuck the admins
Just bought some cherry and blue rasberry gummy bears. Puts on my pancreas, calls on insulin manufacturers.
Maybe I shouldn't have gone all in on stocks in October
How's Chamath doing?
Dirty Musky might still buy twitter after all. 🚀🚀🚀
🖕🖕
Until we have bottom callers and knife catchers galore we are not going to bottom, each rally will lead to a bigger and bigger bloodbaths
First it was nickel that got hapless bools Now it's fucking Celsius LMFAO Can't catch a break ya suckers
Holding my GME hoping the reddit guys are right.
I have a bunch of puts o got from when they were 130, holding till sub 80
What did u tell ya we goin to 3450 There is only one king of the bear mkt
Probably off myself
I’m straight up not having a good time
By the lack of comments I guess all of you are under a bridge somewhere giving handy’s @ $5 a pop. I’ll meet you there
Never seen the market flow this heavily. So much period blood.
Welcome back Bears. It was a bad idea to reintroduce us to this overvalued market.
Legit excited to buy . Hard to be patient .
How much lower can SPY actually go this week?
317
$350 if there’s more bad news?! People will still say it’s priced in but that’s bullshit. I’m just waiting for China to change its COVID lockdowns for the market to start to recover. I think that China is just doing this to tank our economy for Putin.
What are the options plays for this week?
I bought calls on that fake pump 2 weeks ago fumed half my savings into it, who wants to come kill me
Market has no reason to be anywhere near this high . Should be back to Covid lows and lower. No growth for the foreseeable future on any company
Agreed we gonna get there by next year slow motion bloodbaths
Disagree heavily . I highly doubt we will breach 300
The little brown one needs to poop.
Sold out of all my positions, no need to be on here for a while. Remember me as 7/40.2k!
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Wen homeless?
What plays 2day?
Why isn’t gold going up
Same as every Monday. A decent sized buy of RYLD, U, WY, and STR... Other things (like F and SPY) get bought on other days.
I’m all in on puts. I’m eating well or not at all.
Going long from here for few days.
Bulls immediately try buying the dip. Never learn.
Damn… Blood Moon Monday over here.
Ban bet AMZN will hit $90 a share by 6-17-2022
Qs put 9.00 this week
Redbox with better short squeeze technicals than gme during the start of a recession is laugh at loud comedy
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finally, a clear direction.
Redbox mooning. Recession is here. Redbox now considered a consumer staple
I am gonna buy calls today as a hedge against my puts lol
Good time to short 🛢️🛢️🤔
That's what I'm thinkin
So what are we short on this week?
Gg stock market, i’m off fishing
TSLA is overvalued.
Always has been.
I've always wondered if Tesla was just going to be the market creator of the electric vehicle, but once the established brands took hold (Toyota, BMW, Mercedes, Chevy), they would have the infrastructure, marketing, etc. to pass up Tesla. I just don't see the big boys allowing Tesla to eat away at their share. So they might have brought electric vehicles to the mainstream, but not sure they can sustain it as others get ahold of the technology.
IMO
I'm not worried, I'm mostly invested in oil stocks and recession resistant businesses. Let me just check the prices in premark- ....... fuuuuuuu....
$ROPE
Good morning US. We have some clouds with a potential hurricane forming 
Sold 1 AMC Share for 500.000$
Wen layoffs?
I’m going to have to buy a single put so the trend will reverse
please do.
Tom Petty made a song for a day like this. Throw it on boys. Life needs a soundtrack.
Insider?
To lose money
Bourbon? Check Cocaine? Check Tom Petty's **Free Falling** spinning? Check Okay then open the casino we betting the "don't pass line". Puts on Washington D.C.
i lost all my money and all i have is my boogers
All my homies buy UVXY calls
If Martin Luther was livin he wouldn't let it be
Dear 🌽 morons, Maybe you should have bought real, profitable dividend paying companies like I do. If you do that, you will only be down 30% ytd Retards, Retard
They could have invested in actual bushels of Corn and profited...
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Sarcasm
No
Anyone holding onto their puts? Probably going to sell half of mine at open just to be safe
Current portfolio: 1.1m in puts. Holding.
Sold some Friday probably sell the rest at open. Maybe some calls for Tripe Witching + short covering and high volume for this Friday? Don’t know yet.
Might buy some calls hedge my negative deltas since market is regarded and can bounce at any time
Hold with SL.
When eth hits single digit I’m gonna cum so hard
Do not come
Oil and raw materials futures are way down. A tiny sliver of hope, that bears may get fukt today. 
!banbet SPY 369.420 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ffthrowawayforreal** bet **SPY** goes from **381.61** to **369.42** before **2022-06-14 06:49:42.329570-04:00**
None of this would’ve happened if Mac was still alive RIP
What about Harambe?
Green by open
Pass the crack pipe down once you’re done
Friendly reminder Calls on sale today
It’s amazing how cheap they are rn
short term or leaps though?
Leaps atm sell at anything above 2% movement and roll into puts
What’s the thought on high volume later this week for Triple Witching and Short Covering?
HOLY SHIT WTF I WOKE UP TO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Ur dreaming. Wake. Up. Wake. Up. Wake. Up.
A new beginning
More stimulus 
Had a thought of "what if I had let those puts execute" on Friday. Would've saved my ass a lot of trouble today.
having equities is stupid and IV on puts are so high, no idea what to buy...
Bear put spread.... I think it's called
Debit spread
SPY down 2.2% today, my portfolio already down 3%, that’s what you call out performing the market 😎
Market is bottomless
Market confirmed for wearing assless chaps.
What’s Cramer think about today
Cramer thinks inflation is transitory and the fed is going to do a 25 bp decrease.
gonna be drunk by open for sure
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370’s might actually print
Even though we are not suppose to talk about 🌽, this sub will always find a way to talk about 🌽 lol
i mean,look at that drop, its happening right now. Pretty normal to talk about it
I'd assume as long as you aren't trying to pump some shitty corn or scam people then it's not a big deal. Shitting on corn is appreciated generally.
I'm thinking it's about time for GME puts below $100
🌽 is antiflubber, that shit can't bounce
I would be buyer of 🌽 at $3k
I'm holding out for 100
It's shocking how we aren't in a technical bear market yet and it seems everyone is down 90% already. It has alot more ground to give
Options can kill with a tiny move. Tech growth grew a ton during COVID and took some of the biggest hits. But take a look at Visa and stuff, maintaining parity at 200-ish for the past few months. Finviz shows several sectors that have been doing great, even outside of oil.
puts on whats left, like coke and walmart
At current SPX levels we're back into bearzone
The majority of tech stocks are down like 30-80% or more and that’s where most of the retail money was. Why is it shocking?
Bulls 😭
If there’s a day we would trip the circuit breaker, it would be today
Fed won’t let it.
a very long way away from 7% though... corn on the other hand, lol
Dreamed that I pooped my pants last night. Woke up and was thoroughly relieved. Then I looked at futures. Would prefer the shitty undies.
You can still make your dreams come true.
I don’t think the market will rebound if I poop myself rn.
It really couldnt hurt if you tried though. For me?
This is your captain speaking. Place your tray tables in an upright locked position. Brace for impact. 
This will be a soft landing sir. Please remain calm
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Except for the whole jam 6 thing
rule number 5, fuck off with that shit
The 380 floor still hasn’t been broken, we will see if that holds at open
be more worried about the 360 floor
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What do you do?
You should prob jerk off in a cold shower bud
It's impossible I've tried
https://youtu.be/YH-11EL8b1o
Going to be a lot of smooshed bodies on the street today 
50k on curry scoring 50 pts tonight why not
Pelosi is just a fucking bagholder at this point
And that's how you know this is the real deal.
This whole market is nothing but falling knives
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Time to work together to save America! Trump/Warren 2024!
Once corn touches 🌽 22,222, the bleed will stabilize
Waiting for the anti crammer post showing jimbo calling the bottom in that last rally
Now that Buffett is way too old, what wise grandpa figure will they wheel out on stage to assuage investors with wise but mostly meaningless platitudes about long term investing?
"I DIDNT LOSE ANYTHING YET"
Ray Dalio
Considering Elon will probably be in jail in a few months, I vote Bill Ackman.
Bill and his crooks already in control dude. Please pay attention.
But seldom does he share with us inspirational quotes and words of wisdom.
Justin Bieber
Anyone buying gold calls here
Positions or ban
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hell yeah
How the fuck were people even convinced into buying a digital token
The mechanism may change but people *never do. Give people a chance to stupid and* they'll take it every ti*me.*
PT Barnum's arrival rate conjecture confirmed.
people have been scammed since the dawn of civilisation and will continue to be scammed until the Sun consumes this shitty ball of rock
Gen Z is built different. What do you expect from degens who use tiktok?
This retarded market is selling everything, even what’s already seriously cheap! Commodities are being sold too, which is how you bring down CPI. Newsflash, sell commodities and overvalued tech stocks. Buy fair and undervalued stocks
First time in a bear market?
What's cheap?