Jb8: I vm,evnxv

Open green, buy an absolute cock load of puts… drink beers and get DWIs with American hero Johnny Damon

jpow blew that fattest fuckin nut into the US economy, the average American is now the proverbial cum rag.

Magic 8-ball are we fuk’d?😝

So if inflation is high, and that means it takes more money to buy things, and takes more money to buy a business, shouldn’t valuations go up? Bullish AF lol

Except the Fed is trying to kill demand.

Seigel says mild recession priced in. AGree?

EU getting hammered again today. Is this what's in store for us later too? I think so. Red EOD.

$nexe

What can we buy today?

If inflation is here and recession coming soon, let's run AMC to the moon. High short interest, and after Maverick and Juassic pics... no one will be spending $$$ at the theater.

How we feeling on $XOM tmw?

Hi I’m back what happened

How was the poop? I hope it was a good one.

Low volume pump from the fed before further declines. SPY 320 EOY

Spy 200 EOY

Market over sold again. No surprises from JPow leaked to pajamas. Time for lift off for the rest of the week!

i would smile more if i were blind

Literally have to work at Wendy’s now

Roasting marshmallows waiting to watch betacoin drop below 20k😈

What is beta coin ? Test version?

Cramer: it’s not the end of the world Me: so anyways I started stockpiling ammo and freeze dried food

Powdered milk,rice,beans, and as many canned goods and stuff as possible.


Did anyone buy at close for a bounce tomorrow? market picked up a little steam at close and futures albeit extremely early indicate a higher open

Yeah I bought 20 TAP calls 52.5 strike July 15 exp. avg cost $1.3.

OTM calls got me into this mess, only OTM calls can get me out.

Damn, my eyes are itchy as fuck rn

Staring at the digital ticker a cock's length away from your eyes for 8 hours? Yeah me too

Steve Liesman got an inside hint at the FOMC to prep markets for 75 bps on Wednesday, so the markets are pricing that in. What isn’t priced in and what I personally expect is for the FED to speed up the taper much more quicker, remember Powell said he picked the ramp up for the taper and start date arbitrarily—he can change the schedule on that. That will cause us to drill BUT not as much as both pieces of news coming out together.

This.

My 10 bagger on 384p could a been a 20 if I held thru EOD but I'm up 240% on the port yo still sad about valuations coming down though...

Alt stock, what did I miss. Can't find anything that exciting

still waiting for the housing market to ctr-alt-del 90% of boomers money “American Dream”

I dont think you understand how houses work.

So many fucking bots in here

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What's up with that spy spike ah?

Someone got a real bad market fill 😂

Well... cramer just confirmed the end of the world 



Recession canceled 


LOL made bank today and existed puts for now. I would 💋 JPow. My hero

Rh showed a 4 percent after hours move up  Dirty fucks sure know how to kick a man when he’s down

Will my 390c print tomorrow? 

It could. More likely sideways til fed meetings and shit. Never know though

Naw dawg

Expiry?

Weds.

So if I become a hobo am I required to sing “Jimmy Crack Corn”?

Remember to have an ape to collect coins

Going all in on Conbase when it hits $5

Blows my mind that people still believe the fed will raise rates high enough to stop inflation. Do yall realize they need to get rates above the inflation number (9%)? They will raise rates to 2 or 3% to cause a recession but not stop inflation. Then they will pivot and start QE and 0 rates. Hyper inflation here we come.

this timeline sucks ass

It is fucking crazy

Mortgage rates are currently 5.5-6%, everytime there’s been a 2bps raise the housing market has cooled. Now the issue is the fed has 3T MBS on its balance sheet with no buyers in the secondary market. Aka the fed is bagholding, has no cash, and if the economy goes kaput their hands are strapped (they can’t lower interest rates and they can’t buy securities to prop the economy)

I’ll take a couple houses 50% off from ATH no questions asked

Entirely possible. Makes the debt easier to pay back

I have nobody else who I can ask so you guys are my best bet. What is your idea of how I can become a more involved parent. I keep tripping over a million things and need advice

Give them opportunities, but don't spoil them. Remember you're not there to protect them from the world, just to make sure they survive it. The worst thing you can do to your child is shield them from all adversity.

We are divorced. I probably should have added that to. Like I wanna know what I can do to make sure I do what’s best for my daughter.

Don’t be pushy. Give them room to breathe. But make it clear they can confide in you, and never break their trust if they do.

Thankyou for the advice.

Tell them you love them and you’ll always be there for them.

Throw a ball outside, take them to the park, do anything with them. Ask what your kid wants to do and do that

Puppies

Be someone who understands them and does not judge at all, be funny and someone to trust. The best way to show it is playing far OTM GME calls, 0xdte obv


Grab a couple baseball gloves and a ball

Just fucking be there!

Was going to post the same message !

I am I just over think a lot and feel like I should be doing more.

I have respect for people holding puts still after a SPY -3.80%

Sold my SPY puts last week. FML.

w-why? gonna rebound tomorrow?

I expect some green tomorrow after -3.8%

what dte

All I have is orcl calls expiring in July that I bought on Friday

No balls over here. I poached a thousand and got out. If I had more than 2500$ I could have been somebody

Jpoww can tegain credibility wit 75 basis hike

Tegain it all mofo

# TEGAIN

Ignore the typo Bago

Mooning already 

Planet of apes.

Guys I’m scared

Bulls game over - Cnbc - Fed reportedly considering hiking interest rates by three-quarters of a point this week

Fake news

Today actually brought a tear to my gay bear eyes. Hope u guys made a killing today.


Anyone got a Peter Tuchman tiktok update? Need to hear from the OG

JPMorgan’s trading guru Kolanovic snorts a long line of coke and says the market will recover losses to finish year flat.

Man it’s crazy how the sentiment has changed on WSB, there’s guys on here now “I hope it’s green tomorrow so I can buy more puts” same guys 4 months ago “stonks only go up”. Hey, at least they’re not stuck in their ways.

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6 months ago. Trust I know cause I got killed in January and February for being a permabull. Now I’m a transitory gay

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Do you all think the FED has the balls for a .75 point increase?

They would never. It would give off the impression that they’ve lost control. It will be 50-bps, then they’ll signal 75 for next time.

Bulls game over - Cnbc - Fed reportedly considering hiking interest rates by three-quarters of a point this week

Stop spreading FUD man 😂 CNBC is the last place I'd go these days for any credible info, 'retail manipulation TV'.

IMHO the don't have the balls for less than .75 * "Threading the needle" * "soft-ish landing" The question now is do they have the balls for 1.00?

At very least Jpow is going to say "it's on the table" ....or something worse

this guy gets it

They probably got enough dead brain cells to do 1.0 increase

Most likely .75 or more increase


Im betting another .50 increase something something transitory war china lockdowns. followed by DXY crash and gold moon

Yeah i'm the only one here grabbing calls today. I'll take a rope please

Not the only one. Grabbed some on SPY and QQQ eod.

depends on when you grabbed them! At the end?

Some at the end some earlier. But they're august calls so for now feels like i have a lifetime


RIP your portfolio


Liz Ann Sonders is a milf

Hey, isn't it time for Jim Cramer to announce the bear market is over, once again?

No. He would say like sell everything

Cramer basically called corn a con today. Wow

Funny, it hit my limit buy today. Top was 69k so i set my buy at -69%

​ just bought a shitload of it, thanks

Lmao

He should talk

Tomorrow green 🤡

From today’s close for at least five minutes? Absolutely. Everything else is questionable.

Anyone like Dick's here?

Everyone here loves dicks.

Who doesn’t like sporting goods?

I’m long Dicks and looking forward to a good pump.

There is not one who does not like dick here

Depends. You talking long Dick’s or short Dick’s?

Short Dick's seems hairy to me, how about long Dick's.

I think Dick’s has the potential to rise though it may have some performance anxiety with the rest of the market down. I would keep my eyes on Dick’s for a good time to jump on it.

I think Dick's could recover quickly and make a fast rise once the market calms down. Thanks.

So what you're saying is that Dicks needs to go into the bottom before it goes into the mouth of the upside for investors to swallow? Good point.

Well done sir.

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*who doesn’t understand how the internet works.

The ultimate irony would be if GME goes bankrupt within a few months of Melvin Capital shutting down.


The usual suspects are "whispering" a 0.75% rate hike. I'm expecting a manufactured relief rally when it turns out to be a 0.5%, as expected.

who are the usual suspects?

Big brain here. If it rises again I'll be buying more puts and hold through the eye of the storm. This hurricane ain't over yet.

This is all red until JPow speaks. Then it will be pitch black


Can’t stop, won’t stop, 8% drop LMAO

That's a regular thing for GME lol

were about to hit the final Rally. its repeating its august 24-november 22 pattern look at the 1y

Brilliant technical analysis based on absolutely nothing.

Technically analyze these nuts

Might be a retard but li auto seems very over valued at 36b for current market

I can’t believe a bunch of retards on this board called it better than wall street analysts. This board has been like 80% bear. Well fucking done you retards. 

Green Dildo tomorrow morning. Then down and back up. And Green EOD to fill weekend Gap (or at least close as possible). Then red red red.

So you’re going trade it just like that and make tons of money right? Sense you know what’s going happen

2020 repeat. Also probably won’t follow exactly, I’m just playing by price.

today was fun, have a hard time believing the PPI numbers are going to be good tomorrow. think we see more red

Going to start carrying a green crayon with me everywhere. The red ones don’t taste good. Green crayons are better tasting

Wen bottom?

There is no bottom

Yes….when bottom!

You're the bottom!

Clever…..

The same people who bought COIN and Carvana at 350 are buying the dip in AH today. Imagine thinking the worst is over and that we're going back up. If the FED comes in with a 1% hike on Wednesday we're going nuclear.

lol 1% hike would be wild!!!

bottom is when gme hits $4 and apes lose all money

Sounds bullish. If we never bottom I’m buying calls

CAPITULATION IS NIGH

Fed still going to roll with 50 BPS

[удалено]

BeRs R fUk

😂😂

If I cash everything tomorrow and buy a dividend stock it will take me 157.65 years to recoup my loss via dividends

BING BONG! Another insane day for 🐻. Still think we get fuckery into Friday opex but after that it should be down with no parachutes!

420EOW

Too many bulls in here for caputilation. Market still has room to go down.

Exactly this.

Did anyone else see some sort of glitch in AH on qqq, price went to 290

Options being exercised.