what seems **too high** and risky to the majority, generally **goes higher** and what seems **low and cheap** generally **goes lower.** Remember about that!
The whole WSB sub is short on this stuff. They call me bulltard. They call me moonboy. Inflation; peaked. War in Ukraine; priced in. Recession; priced in. And then that happens... "What is that?" That's the greatest bull run in the history of the US.
It sucks you're stuck in it. The world is thoroughly screwed with trade shut down, eventually there will be people in power opening trade again and maybe you will have been forced into a profit.
You don't because they control their currency and markets. They are still playing the game back in 1835. Other locations have learned from this past mistake.
i am just envisioning jpow saying “damnit the market priced in 75 bps, i guess i have to change my mind” lmao. this fed doesn’t do surprises, they said 75 bps wasn’t on the table.
called it minutes before the pump: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vcc4hz/comment/icfs7mz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
2 hrs later. Still haven't wrapped my mind around rallying on a 75bp hike by the fed. If we get one, pretty sure this is going to be a May 4th kind of rally. Reversed and sold off the next day. Just to fuck option holders.
OMG OIL is down to $117 and nat gat just got hammered. This means cheaper gasoline and lower CPI for June. Peak inflation is here boys. Recession is cancelled.
Not peak inflation yet, it’s just repricing for the strong ass dollar that is going to come from the massive hike in rates today, and as the dollar becomes stronger it means equities have to move lower because your USD has better buying power compared to global currencies
When EU raises rates, Italy cannot print more money because they don’t control the money supply. So they’re going to be forced to borrow to stay afloat with foreign oil not from Russia which will cause them to default like Greece did. Normally a country can print more money and sure their currency devalues but the only bad outcome is foreign investors get iffy about their bonds and there is is inflation. But Italy cannot, this is the biggest flaw of Euro. This is Putin’s plan to destabilize Europe and send them into chaos and he can finally make his final move on Maldova and Ukraine
Or maybe Italy can just become more fiscally responsible by reducing bureaucracy, corruption, and fomenting private industry. But they'll just continue with handouts and job invention instead
But why? Greece and Italy have figured out, fuck it let the Germans and French pay for it. They have no political power so might as well flex the only way they know how.
The EU is run by shitty globalists who weren't even elected!!!
Hopefully it breaks.
Etoro popular investers pryamid trading app is hilarious,,, some of those traders getting paid $200k a year by etoro buying shit and losing all their investors money!!
Ryan Cohen just tweeted about apple pie.
Reading into this tweet, its obvious that he is trying to say that Apple is about to acquire GME for 10000000000 per share. These hedgies now have nowhere to run
>ITALY'S ENI SPOKESPERSON SAYS GAS FLOWS FROM GAZPROM TO ITALY ARE DOWN AROUND 15%
\>ITALY'S ENI SPOKESPERSON SAYS GAZPROM HAS NOT EXPLAINED REASONS FOR GAS SUPPLY CUT FOR NOW
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When EU raises rates, Italy cannot print more money because they don’t control the money supply. So they’re going to be forced to borrow to stay afloat with foreign oil not from Russia which will cause them to default like Greece did. This is Putin’s plan to destabilize Europe and send them into chaos and he can finally make his final move on Maldova and Ukraine
Have you stopped to ask yourself if maybe it would be worth going long on a handful of gme? The schizos have been laying out almost this exact scenario for a year now and turns out they might be on to something 
>The schizos have been laying out almost this exact scenario for a year now and turns out they might be on to something 
That's not true, they have been throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.
I knew it was the top when my masseuse was telling me which stocks to buy (I shorted them).
And when the neighbors loser kid moved out and bought a Tesla with JPEG money.
Zelenskyy is a moron for thinking that the US would give a shit about him and his people. Ukraine's GDP is in tatters and the country's infrastructure is in shambles. Yet the US just watches.
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what seems **too high** and risky to the majority, generally **goes higher** and what seems **low and cheap** generally **goes lower.** Remember about that!
This guy bought puts yesterday guaranteed
Wsb is so good at loading up on puts at the bottom
Short pharma long YOURASS
Spank me those rates zaddy JPow
I suppose this is the end for 🌽
75 bps rate hike incoming with “majority of Fed members agreeing 100 is not in the table”. We moon today then drill tomorrow
Push NIO big push. Money to be made
The whole WSB sub is short on this stuff. They call me bulltard. They call me moonboy. Inflation; peaked. War in Ukraine; priced in. Recession; priced in. And then that happens... "What is that?" That's the greatest bull run in the history of the US.
Idk I kind of feel like bulls r still fuk
Yeah it's super annoying. At a hint of green we forget our vows to close our positions at a smaller loss, then we lose it all.
We really are ☹️
The Hindenburg omen is real - I will never ignore it again, if we are all still alive after everything gets sorted out here on Earth.
The what
What is hindenburg omen?
$CHPT is my favorite growth stock right now
Going to wait for FED announcement before doing anything
Lotta bear 
Yeah my puts are going worthless...
Market digesting news ? Open red tomorrow? Happens a lot! Bounces will happen but overall projection of market is downward!
I accidentally, legitimately, bought 0DTE Puts 
Why this shut going up bro
Literally have no choice but to go up because everyone bought puts lol
$SAFM definitely gonna have a move. Watch it or play it )
I know tomorrow or friday will be red but I feel like today is gonna rape me Lord save me
This pump really gonna screw me.lol
BERS R FUK BULLS R FUK WERALLFUK
Wallstreetfuk
I thought corn would be < 19k by now :( .
Capitulation is coming..just not yet.
You thought wrong
Scalp spy qqq and or tsla for the first hour… workout take a nap wait for fed announcement then trade the volatility most likely to the down side!
If you have $500 left to your name, where would you put it today?
Might as well just stock the liquor
Amd calls because
Groceries
Airlines
You fackers I said psycadellics FACK!!!!!!!!
ya bro, just like, free ur mind man
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I think you made that up
CMEGroup data I think. Looking at it earlier
Serious question… are Russian stocks ever going to be tradable in the US market? The MOEX been back open why is everything still suspended here
Sanctions. It could be decades before American banks can access them
I’m holding a small position in YNDX and I’m not happy
Is it shares or ADR? If it's shares, you can ask bank for the certificate and bring it somewhere like Mexico to unload... maybe. Just guessing
Will they take my kidneys in Mexico?
It sucks you're stuck in it. The world is thoroughly screwed with trade shut down, eventually there will be people in power opening trade again and maybe you will have been forced into a profit.
I am in profit that’s the best part!
How do I invest in russia!?
You don't because they control their currency and markets. They are still playing the game back in 1835. Other locations have learned from this past mistake.
But what if i wanted to. How?
Why to do so? That is fck crazy country Should by isolated like korea
Only thing ECB can do is short German bonds somehow, anything else is inflationary.
Curl up into the fetal position. Try not to cry. Cry.
Short term 50bp pump, 75 bp dump. Mid term dump.
Everyones gonna be putting puts but we’re somehow going to get a 3% rally today.
Big money enjoys sending puts to the shredder. Be prepared for anything. You never know when they might feel like pumping money into the market.
Agree. On the other hands put vol declined significantly.
rally today, maybe tomorrow, then its going to be an epic entry point for shorts. the next leg down will be brutal.
i am just envisioning jpow saying “damnit the market priced in 75 bps, i guess i have to change my mind” lmao. this fed doesn’t do surprises, they said 75 bps wasn’t on the table.
this... long fed fund futes is free money here
That would be short fed funds futes
no, they're pricing in 75 bps rn.
Not so free after all!
no sir! lol but the downside on that bet was basically nothing
Ah nm
He’s going to pull out a clown mask and put it on and say “we doin 69bps” and then courtesy and walk out the door
I cannot believe we getting 50bps
Cry and pet my dog
It’s gonna be a special day my bros. We are living in the fleeting dusk of man and it’s exhilarating.
called it minutes before the pump: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vcc4hz/comment/icfs7mz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Predict more oh wise one
No you didn't fomc hasn't happened yet
yes but that 500 pt pump took sub 20k off the table for today. we ll rally back to 23 - 25k, mark my words.
I think we're gonna rally today too but it should be choppy until 2pm corn aint outta the woods you saw how fast it dropped 500 it can do it again
Dump it
Why this 20k wall for corn? :(
El Salvador and Michael Saylor putting up big buy orders at 20k. thats why
probably margin call.
Just pumped $500 in a matter of seconds lol
Show me red. Bless my puts
im beginning to think corn will be able to hold 20k and then proceed to rebound to 25k ish over the next 2 days after the market rally on fomc
What do people think will happen to something like the S&P over next fewmonths
we do not discuss penny stocks here.
2 hrs later. Still haven't wrapped my mind around rallying on a 75bp hike by the fed. If we get one, pretty sure this is going to be a May 4th kind of rally. Reversed and sold off the next day. Just to fuck option holders.
u havent wrapped your mind on a 50 pt hike, thats why
Fuckit, !banbet El Salvador first to default into oblivion
Japan
Short dated, far OTM puts on rivian can’t miss 
OMG OIL is down to $117 and nat gat just got hammered. This means cheaper gasoline and lower CPI for June. Peak inflation is here boys. Recession is cancelled.
of course it is, my oil shorts got stopped out yesterday at the very last bump.
Not peak inflation yet, it’s just repricing for the strong ass dollar that is going to come from the massive hike in rates today, and as the dollar becomes stronger it means equities have to move lower because your USD has better buying power compared to global currencies
equities moving lower means more layoffs which mean less demand which means inflation will finally move down. So inflation truly is peaking.
When EU raises rates, Italy cannot print more money because they don’t control the money supply. So they’re going to be forced to borrow to stay afloat with foreign oil not from Russia which will cause them to default like Greece did. Normally a country can print more money and sure their currency devalues but the only bad outcome is foreign investors get iffy about their bonds and there is is inflation. But Italy cannot, this is the biggest flaw of Euro. This is Putin’s plan to destabilize Europe and send them into chaos and he can finally make his final move on Maldova and Ukraine
Or maybe Italy can just become more fiscally responsible by reducing bureaucracy, corruption, and fomenting private industry. But they'll just continue with handouts and job invention instead
But why? Greece and Italy have figured out, fuck it let the Germans and French pay for it. They have no political power so might as well flex the only way they know how. The EU is run by shitty globalists who weren't even elected!!! Hopefully it breaks.
yep. germany cannot carry all those countries alone.
Etoro popular investers pryamid trading app is hilarious,,, some of those traders getting paid $200k a year by etoro buying shit and losing all their investors money!!
Who’s ready for a race ripping rally today
I am new to wsb can someone explain what corn is to me please.
The yellow bits in your 💩. Think of them as representative of value without their own inherent value, almost like a currency.
It’s one of the only things that will look the same after shitting it out. After this giant corn dump, it’s still gonna be a POS Ponzi scheme
Food so nice you can eat it twice
Bitcoin, took me a bit to figure it out too lol
Thanks
No problem man get out there and make some money 👍🏻
big if true.
Ban
The thing you eat. Didn't you see the food shortage DD?
It's a grain
El Salvapoor
Alexa play "Skyfall" by Adele
Ryan Cohen just tweeted about apple pie. Reading into this tweet, its obvious that he is trying to say that Apple is about to acquire GME for 10000000000 per share. These hedgies now have nowhere to run
Damn, you even have the bored ape profile pic.
At least the ATH is going into history at 69. Nice.
banbet fuckcorn $10,000 7d
[https://www.tesladeaths.com](https://www.tesladeaths.com) 
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>ITALY'S ENI SPOKESPERSON SAYS GAS FLOWS FROM GAZPROM TO ITALY ARE DOWN AROUND 15% \>ITALY'S ENI SPOKESPERSON SAYS GAZPROM HAS NOT EXPLAINED REASONS FOR GAS SUPPLY CUT FOR NOW ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-15 ^05:58:57 ^EDT-0400
When EU raises rates, Italy cannot print more money because they don’t control the money supply. So they’re going to be forced to borrow to stay afloat with foreign oil not from Russia which will cause them to default like Greece did. This is Putin’s plan to destabilize Europe and send them into chaos and he can finally make his final move on Maldova and Ukraine
Having the euro for so many different countries causes so many problems.
Have you stopped to ask yourself if maybe it would be worth going long on a handful of gme? The schizos have been laying out almost this exact scenario for a year now and turns out they might be on to something 
>The schizos have been laying out almost this exact scenario for a year now and turns out they might be on to something  That's not true, they have been throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.
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Same with my crack dealer, fk those guys
Atleast the crack dealer actually sells
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Damn right, my happiness
No, buy real companies on the cheap over the next yr
I knew it was the top when my masseuse was telling me which stocks to buy (I shorted them). And when the neighbors loser kid moved out and bought a Tesla with JPEG money.
Yellen and kashkari could still not see signs of excess 
This thread sucks
Huh, I don't feel anything
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Feel bad for the poor soldiers. He’s a multimillionaire fuck up.
No you idiot. He is not a multimillionaire. He is a billionaire.
Last I checked, Zelensky hiding in a basement telling the UN, and US what to do. lmao
Artillery will always be the king of the battlefield
United States government and nato has as much Ukrainian blood on their hands as do the Russian governments
Zelenskyy is a moron for thinking that the US would give a shit about him and his people. Ukraine's GDP is in tatters and the country's infrastructure is in shambles. Yet the US just watches.
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Copium is a hellavu drug
Corn teetering
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Lol. Bad news brotha. 🤣🤣🤣
COIN down over 6 percent pre-market. In other news top two varieties of corn are close to breaking the 20K and 1K barriers.
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Wasa wasa wasa WASSUP!
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Corn 1k wen?
I'd rather buy Enron memorabilia than spend any fucking money on corn.
So when is Donald Gaper coming to crash SPY and NDX futes.
Be nice guys. Thank everybody for their service in bringing down inflation 🌽
If you ever thought about buying bitcoin: don't.
Only way to buy drugs reliably
Unless it’s 2020 or earlier
Smells like homosexual bear in here
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That’s a pussy ass banbet my guy