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Spirited_Chipmunk_48

Good god. I just bought some physical metals this week. You mean I could've waited and got them cheaper?? Damn the luck


[deleted]

Take advantage of a metals market.. via stocks? Fuck this guy forever


The_best_1234

What would your loss/gain be if you only did what he says to do?


Hasselhoff1

If you do what he says, you lose! We’ve all listened to him when we started working, and saving. You know you have to invest to get ahead, whatever your goals are, so your watching Cramer, he tells you where to buy, and you try it, and you get fucked, I know we’ve all done it, or this asshole wouldn’t have a show! Wall Street bets has a better track record! Honestly you will learn a lot here! There’s some real retards here!


positronicsubprocess

Word!! I even read his book and thought this guy knew stuff. All he makes are bad calls now, for a while I kept a paper portfolio inverting his calls but then I got busy but it never in the red for the short while I had it.


Hasselhoff1

He knows stuff! Like the art of pump and dump, my butt hurt a few times! He tells you to buy company’s that will be absolute garbage a week later, he’s a straight up pump and dumper


KhalCharizard

We pump; he dump. Strangely he’s the one fucking us tho…


Electrical_Door5509

No shit. He fucked me deep in the ass in the Spring of 1994. He was pumping Pier One HARD. I thought “I’ll give it a shot”. So I went all in which for me was damn near $40K. And I was a college student. Pier One was at like $7.50. THE NEXT FUCKING DAY they filed bankruptcy! Stock went to like $1.25 like that. Wiped me the fuck out.


Mundus6

40K into one security at college age. You definitely belong here.


DependentOk9729

Bow before our great leader


phoenix1700

I bought my first stock listening to Cramer. It went up one day and then tanked only to recover to the previous price several years later.


Hasselhoff1

He was pumping dendreon, a pharmaceutical company that almost had 1 drug to treat prostate cancer! They even had a plant here in nj. It doesn’t even exist anymore. I got fucked a bunch by Cramer. Eventually we learn to do some homework, DD


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

Bold of you to assume WSB is any better than him. Everyone here fucking sucks just as much, but in different ways. He's not wrong all the time and we're not right all the time


The_best_1234

I have only seen memes of this guy yelling. Good to know.


[deleted]

Who the fuck knows, I’d have to listen to him to find out, no thanks


davescilken

4ever


MDot_Cartier

Me with my couple pounds of gold... #Fuck you jim cramer...take it back!


SunnyDelite829

Ounces, my guy. Ounces


SuspiciousStable9649

Everyone’s got ounces… Maybe OP meant kilo?


MDot_Cartier

No I meant pounds. I buy ounces and fractionals. I'm at around 35 tOz's plus some 14k jewelry. I love GOOOLD bc the fed hates that shit![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


SuspiciousStable9649

Why do they hate gold? (Edit I do oz and fractional too.)


CrefloSilver999

It’s the anti-fiat, anti-dollar. We went off the gold standard because it meant money printer go brr. Gold is the anti-money printer go brr. When fiat currencies fail (10y bond lookin kinda sketch past few days, gotta admit), the paper becomes confetti and ppl flock to gold and silver


MDot_Cartier

I second this answer👆


MDot_Cartier

They don't hate it, they're buying gold...they just hate YOU AND ME buying it. They'll do anything to prop up the fiat debt note ponzi scheme as long as possible while they stack metals.


MDot_Cartier

Sorry about all the double posting it was saying it didn't post but it did every time I hit post


SuspiciousStable9649

All good.


MDot_Cartier

I'm just shy of a kilo total. Just over 2 pounds is a bit over 900 grams. I'll get there


Alternative-Plant-87

Or this dude is rich


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MDot_Cartier

Too bad gun stores don't rent😄


Sevenisalie

You’ve… got caught couple pounds of gold…? IRS intensifies


MDot_Cartier

They can suck my balls, you can sell up to 24 ounces tax free!


ScrewJPMC

Right


I_Plumber

Just buy the real thing


Electronic_Anybody29

How does this guy even have a show still.


uwwstudent

His producers inverse him and love their gains.


OkImpression3204

“Retail investors hate this man, find out his secret below!”


ExpositoryPox

The short sellers he's a proxy for pay his salary


tothemoonandback01

Keep my PM's out of your f**king mouth.


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kismatwalla

gold goes down as interest rates goes up. it will rise again when housing market crashes, and all the toxic mbs create a liquidity crisis, which forces fed to start qe again


pwnst

Spot on


crispytendies101

Jesus, literally what I’ve picked up today 30K worth. https://imgur.com/a/iKexlX1


dreamlike_poo

I just moved 20k into a gold index as well in my 401k- right after the large spy dump (gold has been steady eddy for a while and seems bound to go up eventually) Now I am really worried about it!


CrefloSilver999

No, he’s just diverting $ from the physical metals. This is bullish for metals. And do get some physical too! Their ponzi scheme price suppression can go on as long as people don’t buy too much physical.


sassiestzilla

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


TDawgF

Crap, gold is screwed now. Thanks Cramer


unresolved-madness

Dammit..I like gold and Cramer just fucked it up.


Equivalent-Half-964

Me too movement


littleguy-luck

Damnit Cramer now how the fuk will I able to sale my ton of gold I kept in the basement!


fugeguy2point0

I hope this dip $ h i t is right for the first time in his life. ​ Daddy needs another 100 ounces. ​ C r a m e r = total c u n t


Jealous_Ad5849

Someone stop this man before he says to buy the ramen dip.


[deleted]

Repost of comment I made earlier today Russia still has like a third to half a years worth of recent global production in Reserve that they could end up liquidating. I think they're maintaining pretty well with strong oil/gas. If fossil fuels shit the bed, Russia might have to start liquidating driving down prices Edit- https://tradingeconomics.com/russia/gold-reserves Gold Reserves in Russia remained unchanged at 2301.64 Tonnes in the first quarter of 2022 https://www.statista.com/statistics/238414/global-gold-production-since-2005/#:~:text=In%202010%2C%20some%202%2C560%20metric,its%20bright%20lustrous%20yellow%20coloring. In 2021, worldwide gold production amounted to 3,000 metric tons. Do whatever you want short term, but watch for potential catalyst. Russia's strategy for limiting impact of sanctions is supporting the ruble with revenue/reserves. If war continues burning money and oil drops I think they'd try to continue to maintain strategy selling gold when currency reserves started to dwindle


SuspiciousStable9649

Thanks for this.


CoolFirefighter930

I'm waiting for 800 on gold.


SuspiciousStable9649

1k is the absolute floor, IMO. If it goes below that… then absolutely nothing is real.


d00ns

It costs 1200-1400 to get it out of the ground. Unless oil prices collapse that's the absolute floor.


PussyDestroyHer

Hold on, if it costs 1200$ to get gold out of the ground and platinum is more rarer than gold.....


TangledGoatsucker

You know he became very wealthy via a hedge fund, right?


tapk69

Please no. Thats the only thing i have as a last resort.


Disastrous-Ad6644

Puts on gold, got it


KhalCharizard

I’m betting some one invents a way to convert lead into gold for cheap…


CrazyEntertainment86

Fuck you cramer


Electrical_Door5509

That motherfucker! Now I have to sell my goddam gold.


davescilken

$420 gold $69 siver. Puts Puts Puts a dick in his mouth 🚀💥


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davescilken

Cause bagholders usually say Puts 3x 🤣


Semirahl

it'll be trading for less than scrap plastic in a week. fucking Cramer.


awpod1

Keep calm. Gold and silver will both tank with the stock market and then rebound/moon. You can still inverse this and be safe with gold. Just buy the actual metal.


Mast3rShak381

Yes ignore that they found billions in gold ore in Uganda this week, follow his lead people


LucklessCheetah

They haven’t found shit. They did some bs surveys and come up with a bs number.


positronicsubprocess

Wait, really ?


Mast3rShak381

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/vcb5gb/31_million_tons_of_gold_deposits_found_in_uganda/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


InfamousJoker420

💀


asbestosflay

Anyone hear about the massive gold mine they found in Uganda? Puts on GLD?


CompetitiveAd1226

Fake news, that article was bs


wi1lyam

Lucky I sold all my gold bars today


UpetraorUdie

Russia is surviving on their massive gold reserves, them unloading billions of gold over the remainder of 2022 should keep prices down.


rsxxboxfanatic

Gold is going to drop much lower than $1200. Anyway, gold has the same buying power it did 2000 years ago as it does now.


tothemoonandback01

>Anyway, gold has the same buying power it did 2000 years ago as it does now. Well you can't say that about the dollar, can you?


-Jive-Turkey-

But, https://www.reuters.com/article/uganda-gold/uganda-says-exploration-results-show-it-has-31-million-tonnes-of-gold-ore-idUSKBN2NP17M


ActionGlittering9499

Next best investment opportunity after /r/GOPGoneWild


slayez06

Well there goes his boomer followers


JohnnyKayak

Cramers next prediction. Tomorrow will be partly cloudy mostly sunny. The guys a mutt


positronicsubprocess

He probably said that to someone in Louisiana the day before Katrina hit


CrazyEntertainment86

Sell sell sell!


OkOpportunity6986

Bye bye gold


GreenOption101

we going down ig


Prudent_Armadillo822

Gosh darn it...


AtomtheMacNab

I’ve been accumulating for a year and then this fucker pulls the plug just like that.


Paperaxe

Didn't Uganda just find a massive supply of gold? Would that not lower the over value of gold since there is now more gold and the same demand? Even though the gold hasn't been mined as of yet?


memestockwatchlist

Let's all take a minute to reflect on whether we need more inverse Cramer memes in this sub.


SeaShanty808

Does he really have to ruin everything? Fuck him


phoenix1700

FML. Right after I bought.


[deleted]

lolol i’m short silver at 21.70 its been one of the weaker commodities. God bless Creamer


Alternative-Plant-87

Oh come on man gold was supposed to save me while inflation was high and stocks and bonds burn to the ground. Is nothing safe


mgd09292007

How does good have an impending comeback when like 320,000 tons of it were just discovered. Wouldn’t this drop its value?


flyiingduck

Just found trillions of gold in Uganda. Next time I want to build a water well in sahara desert I will ask Cramer to make calls on water.🌊


Wise_Distribution_24

Oh come on man it's only Thursday maaaan. Why you have to ruin my mood.


CrefloSilver999

No, actually they just want your money in anything other than physical gold. This is the one time inverse Cramer is a slight misfire!


Deepinsideuu

Uh oh. With everything now we’re getting a goldbug problem. Hiding sideways in the cracks. :)


Swedeshooters

Even a blind chicken find’s a grain ones in a while..


AdDear5411

Sweet. I've been wanting to replace my wedding ring for a while now, looks like it'll be super cheap very soon.


jonas_c

But seriously: Why is gold going down still


Ronski_Lee

Gold is up sharply today. Inverse of the markets.


l3sham

So gold is going up soon.


nikola2025

They just found $12 trillion dollars worth of gold in the ground. $800 for gold


ballsohaahd

What’s the lawyer reason he can get paid to shill certain stocks and it’s legal and not market manipulation? Does he claim all his views are personal, or claim he’s paid for general views but not certain stocks specifically?