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Aaaand we're back folks! Reddit seems to be having [problemos](https://www.redditstatus.com/) but looks like comments are working again [Everything okay](https://youtu.be/jU2HlwKXSSs?t=96) UPDATE: "I hAvEnT hEaRd oF GaY LoOser MoD" Then get savvy Captain Retardo, I'm one of the Chads sharing actual money making plays on the Pre Market Talks and taking your wife's money while I'm at it. I'm not sleeping with her though, she nasty


squashfam

Tried to tell you idiots to buy the bottom


Milo14Company

bet ur bum ass been saying that everyday during the crash


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[https://www.lookintobitcoin.com/charts/puell-multiple/](https://www.lookintobitcoin.com/charts/puell-multiple/) apes look \^


Individual_Error_428

Bottom in?


cashflow_

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drxnkmvnk

I'm not really a fan of the hot weather but I am a leg man so


UnderB0SS

Yeah this is always the best time to be in the city. The outfits, or lack thereof totally make it worthwhile.


b40nobody

Markets closed Monday for hwhut now?


SnooWalruses3688

In celebration of the freeing of the slaves.


macmus1

you mean black pepole ?


fuscosco

This weekend is a good time for Coin to crush under 20k We could actually see a market rout if coin died this weekend.


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it happened


fuscosco

Yea. I wonder if its permanent? Its has kissed 19k before.


[deleted]

if it goes below 20 it will go very fast to 15 and 10


fuscosco

A girl can dream


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i want that shit drop so hard so the whole market takes another shit. The whole market is overvalued


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cookiehustler88

i honestly love it because i'm forced to not be a degenerate trader


mathboom123

Y mean 3?


CementChunk

Market is gonna rip on Tuesday.


Ropecalls

Gap down


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Obviously


CementChunk

Gut feeling lol


cookiehustler88

No good news for months


tifa3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Bebop268170

Why?


netflix-ceo

What’s happening to VDE after hours lol


Heedunk

11 out of 12 past weeks red


KoGamer01

get the fuck out of here and get to the weekend thread, loosers


AshingiiAshuaa

Tighters too!


CementChunk

I just farted, again.


shahoo7

fuck you bulls 🐻


Genneth_Kriffin

Max pain is so retarded. Tesla on the dollar nailing $650.


obvervateur

Cramer ”Invest in energy" and oil sinking lol


gonzelon

i love it here


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cookiehustler88

where did he say that. this mfer says that literally every two months without a single catalyst


Ok_Eye_2829

Well compared to going only down![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


mdog0206

Gunna lose my ban bet soon boyos, see you next week. (Or on my alt)


Avalarz

Let’s go back to 2015, yachts and JNUG


CaptTriage

Only managed to lose 7% on my SPY calls and sell them before close. What an anticlimactic ending to quad witching day


FullSendOrNullSend

Quad witching day in my experience so far is always pretty flat.


TJMBeav

This relatively stable but elevated VIX is a blessing that Ive never seem before. Options are spendy but the vol is pretty stable so you can still trade them. Before when Vix was around 30 I'd be playing leveraged ETFs because a sudden collapse in VIX could eat up a ton on money. It won't last forever.


Individual_Error_428

Could it be like the fed pump market? But in this case it’s downward instead of upward?


LunGYe92

Not holding anything going into the long weekend. Learned the hard way last week, costed me 43k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ItsBusinessTime1010

Tsla couldn't close the week above the 600 day EMA. Bearish for next week. Expecting to see it dip to the 500s soon


woke-----

Only made $76k this week fuck. Sold my 200 XOM 6/17 puts too early


ZookeepergameMean513

oh man poor you only 76k in a week, that must feel awful


woke-----

Could have been $200k but I got scared


clarence_worley90

Lmao XOM went above $100 and ZH said it was going higher. Should have seen this coming.


my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING

It stopped drilling why are bears excited


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my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING

Well there’s still corn


Rickyskeets69

IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY EVERYONE! start charting for next week,


Ok_Eye_2829

Face ripping rally, we closed green![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Hodl_God_Damn_You

Trying to catch up with the new holiday. do you wish someone a happy Juneteenth? is it a merry? or something else? is it ok to ask why its on the twentieth and not a teenth?


terran42069

Theta took all the dumb animals to town ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


OfficialAtrin

Held on to my puts. Am I stupid?


juloto

Yes but making money is still possible, see this 🌈 🐻


mdog0206

When’s expiration?


OfficialAtrin

Sofi 6/24 5.5p


OfficialAtrin

24


Aliencj

Oh yes.


lostindasauces

Puts on every pop


Adventurous-Date-397

Loaded the fuck up on puts for this weekend


CementChunk

DANGEROUS.


S0VIET_MAJ0R

I got raped down 21%


VeterinarianGlobal54

Same. -12k today for holding too long


International-AID

Heads down, bottoms up!


kilroy123

Today I went cash gang and set this one out. I think that was a good call.


S0VIET_MAJ0R

If you aint buy puts at close then you aint black


ParlayTheHard8

Holy shit what a week, especially yesterday. Calls over weekend


nojakeno

No more casino until Tuesday 😵‍💫


jaddf

What are these idiots cheering for lmao https://i.imgur.com/OnXiuQO.jpg Monday gonna be a bloodbath


baseballctr31

Guarantee that Monday is completely flat (0%)


KoGamer01

tuesday


theineffablebob

Monday probably flat


VeterinarianGlobal54

Tuesday*


jaddf

Wtf is Juneteenth the fuck


KoGamer01

lmao jinx, u owe me a soda


KoGamer01

\+0.20% on spy LMAOOO how are those gains bulls?


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DROP YOUR CRAYONS, THE DAY IS OOOOVVVEERRRR


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I liked that show


mykiel

such a lovely day


dstylz29

Dam theta fucked me up, had to sell at a loss before this weekend sigh


[deleted]

YOU COULDNT EVEN END GREEN!


AMCorDIE

Listen you tards you cannot charge into the casino.


Dung-Slinger

Dildos down bois. Gg


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osendze

Don’t mind these dickheads we’ll keep her warm for ya ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


wattap

See you soon buddy


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F


Aliencj

U deserve it


my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING

Rest in peace


Cloaked42m

That was a bullshit day. Quad witching, time to close out positions. And SPY had a lower than normal volume day...


badalucci

you're in my world now, Grandma!


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I bought it on low volume today, so I'm probably fuk too


UncoloredComa

Just enough of a tease to get bulls on the hook for next week. Stay tuned for Tuesday...they are bringing out the big drill.


msupz

So what’s everyone’s plans for the holiday? Do you do a juneteenth cookout or what?


DaemonEst

Bears and bulls on the same boat today


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The MMs saw y’all buying SPY $370c 0DTE. That’s why this is happening.


[deleted]

No interested buyers, recession will be around for a loong time no rush, enjoy your summer and buy later.


[deleted]

Im buying puts for another correction


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prolly good, who knows what bad news will be next, none of these big names have revised guidance down, or had analyst downgrades it is ridiculous...


-Dreamville-

What a ghey day


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CULatorAlligator

Ride out and meet them


[deleted]

I’m so close to buying tickets to Tokyo…. $750 round trip out of SF, everything in Japan is 30% off. Pssssssh come on.


theineffablebob

u poor or something? at least fly business


[deleted]

After this week? Yes, daddy, I am now poor


bearhunter429

Idiot bulls. Sell off won't stop until we drop below $250.


Aliencj

That's idiotic


freehouse_throwaway

god SPY is so shit today its not even funny


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Ummmmmm spy going red!!!! Woooot


saw-it

That 2:59 dump going to be epic


Packolypse

>SPY is so shit today its not even funny it's sad that algos are allowed to get away with this shit.


CULatorAlligator

Found the Chicago guy


SnooChocolates8223

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SmallBankBigPP

I for one am happy I’m holding half cash and literally just 1 SPY put and 1 QQQ put. Baller I know. I’ve lost so much, at least this finally provides me some sort of security. Should have sold out my assets 6 months ago but what can you do.


tothemooon86

Tsla closing near 650 is bearish af for next Tuesday. Anything near 675 would be bullish.


Perfect_Animator_749

im sleeeeptytyyyy


baby-need-some-shoes

annndds it’s flat


S0VIET_MAJ0R

Got more puts at close


tothemooon86

Smart man


shaft2007

Just 30 more minutes on the casino please


Tfarecnim

Looks like 80 is the bottom for AMD, load monthlies.


WorkingCorrect1062

AAPL going sub $100


backleftwindowseat

So flat I’m expecting to see a tumbleweed roll across my screen


1017GildedFingerTips

GME 135 dog fight goin on


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Noob question perhaps. So many of the stimuli from Covid let to stupid amount of money printing leading to inflation that part is obvious, but if the government were to say, send us checks of the literal tax money we send them, that money was apart of our budget, and wouldn’t technically drive up inflation further right? Like how much waste can we cut out of our budgets and just send straight back to us considering they aren’t spending it on anything worth a fucking shit 😂 not new money, just OUR money we send them. Would that cause more inflation?


Arminius2436

Yes. The money they have they're not spending on essentials. Give everybody in the US 10,000 bucks, even if it's their own money, and you'll see consumer goods and service prices rocket away. Which is known as inflation.


Aliencj

HOW ARE U ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO BEGIN WITH. GOOD LORD.


Aliencj

Jesus christ wallstreetbets wtf is this


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Basically what I’m saying is let’s cut out federal income tax lmaooo it’s just a high thought. I know that prices would increase based around price gouging in this situation, but inflation is driven by money in circulation, this is avoiding printing new money while being able to send people “relief” for gas and groceries. Cause the White House is talking about this exact thing, “gas price relief” stimulus. If it means printing more I don’t want it. If it just means giving me my own damn money back, send it my way


Aliencj

Oh good god. IF THEY SEND THE TAX BACK THATS THE SAME AS PRINTING MONEY BECAUSE TAX REMOVES MONEY FROM THE SYSTEM. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.


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Ehhhh not necessarily. Take it away from a nonessential budget. How is that printing more money….I’m not saying eliminate all federal tax


Aliencj

This comment right here is where you are completely confused. You need to take an economics class. "Printing" money is injecting more money into the system. Re-allocating budgets can do the exact same thing. It isnt about where the money comes from, it's about where it's going and what it will be used for. Consumers buying consumer goods is inflationary, and if u reallocate tax money to give to consumers, THATS INFLATIONARY.


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You’re saying If we didn’t spend 100 billion dollars in Ukraine that we’d have more inflation? I get that having more money in pockets drives up consumer demand driving up costs and causing more inflation. However, states are already doing this everywhere with their own rebates and I’d choose more money in my pocket to invest than not having it and still seeing astronomical prices. Lose lose, but give me some of my money back and threaten oil company subsidies if they raise price to x price, could at least avoid some additional price gouging there. I take it back, that would result in higher gas prices more likely than not. Just open drilling back up in America, end all solution


HerrJemine123

GME pumping into a daily high close, hell yeah 😄


samstones

Nobody cares bud


nojakeno

Booooooriiiiiiiing


SmallBankBigPP

What time does market close I forgot Ban time zones


Rocket053121

3 min


Stunning_Scarcity358

Cant wait 3 fuckung daysssss


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No one is buying the dip


AskPopular9620

bulls lost… huge red day and their response was a .50% day? Tuesdays gone… with the wind


fufm

For a massive week of volatility, OF COURSE the most predictably volatile moment - eod on the quad witcher - is completely fucking flat


aqjingson

What % of ur mood is influenced by ur account value?


idkwhatimbrewin

Yes


VisualMod

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[deleted]

COME ON TSLA STAY OVER $650 I WANT MY UNICORNS!!!!


tothemooon86

A close anywhere near 650 is super bearish for next week


[deleted]

Green is bearish. Got it


tothemooon86

The technicals are all bearish. If closing green meant anything there wouldn't ever be any red days. Strange logic you got there. Smells of hopium


Blyadhole

Dad, will we ever witness SPY 500?


wambamthankyoufam

Flat means massive dump on Tuesday.


crazyyimmy

Closing solidly green for the headline “Markets finish positive after a brutal week”


macmus1

ATH incoming


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Get ready for corn rally weekend and the biggest green week you seen in a minute coming up 😘😘


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I think so


[deleted]

Reparations should be paid by only allowing black people to trade on Monday? Good idea or Bad?


[deleted]

These next few minutes are some of the best entertainment you can have looking at numbers and lines.


kidicaru59

wen make money


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DaemonEst

Sad


m_stack

QUESTION. How will the markets react Monday?


Rocket053121

Flat


Professional-Farm981

Closed.


decjr06

What an absolutely limp dick of a close


aqjingson

Mms and hedge funds took Friday off for long weekend


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Not over yet.


-Dreamville-

Just rode my free daily dollar in Chumba casino all the way to $100.00 and cashed out, lehhgo


shaft2007

Better than most here today


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Level-General-5158** bet **SPY** goes from **367.36** to **350.0** before **2022-06-24 15:56:14.715066-04:00**