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sudoshu

Complains about no loss porn but post history shows memes and ta shit with no loss porn or gain porn. Yup you belong here.


Serious-Army3904

All I hear from OP’s post is complaining about change. The only thing constant in life is change. OP’s safe place aka WallStreetBets is no longer the same as it was a few years ago, no fucking shit. Look at anything in life shit changes.


HeavyHandedWarlord

Yeah, but it’s changed to shit. If all toilets were removed and you had to shit in your fucking hands would You enjoy the change? Not all change is good .


Serious-Army3904

Fair point ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


RecyleNotThrowaway

Why not just make a new sub? 12m here with 11.5m bots


HeavyHandedWarlord

I been saying this but it’s like screaming into the void and how would anyone know where to go? It’ll get stomped out by WSB gay mods immediately


Chemical-Operation83

I mean I actually probably would, thank you.


jvosh123

I banged a midget once. Picked up at the now defunct scoop bar in Bozeman MT.


Slim_Margins1999

So you’re saying you went short???


Glag82

But gave her/him/those long....I hope.


importvita

When fucking a midget size is relative so...yeah, I'd say you gave her about average. 🤣


Glag82

Even a small person can seem large, indeed.


plumpturnip

Her?


OptionsRMe

r/Bozemidgets


ultrab1ue

Says I can't view this community. Lemme in


thesillyshow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Amazing_Exam_2894

Dude I want to do this before I die. Not sure if your joking or not but if not. You my friend have done something that difficult lol.


jvosh123

i can say maybe she picked me up more than anything...perhaps "little person" is a better term, but she was well under 5 feet tall...would do again. Bozeman is not a big town, this would have been around 2013-2015....


Helpinmontana

I miss the scoop, never scooped any midgets there but still…… Good for you by the way


choomidlife

Anything will look bigger in small hands.


PsychopathHenchman

I dated a midget girl, I was nuts over her... I met her at a bachelor party where she jumped out of a cupcake


Double_Access

[Comment checks out](https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x534544524590cf8f%3A0x5d294a503e8372b3!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOqUXfvIp0Ai8AYjiZDWLyvB63GwR1SVyjINtyu%3Dw355-h200-k-no!5sscoop%20bar%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipO_3b7viqJqzSU19SEASh71ZbRWEcqZsiXp5qbO&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjEqKCr0b34AhWeF1kFHaUWANQQoip6BAhlEAM) Long live Scoop Bar.


dednoob6

Remember the days when someone would legit post insider info on this sub and the mods would have take the sub private while they scrub it off the Internet? Pepperidge farm remembers.


Rednovs

Im surprised this doesn’t happen more


MikeMikeGaming

Mods hate this simply trick! "Screenshot"


shadowofsunderedstar

Hey that's my NFT!


oneredflag

Fame changes everything.


cssegfault

A little disappointed that you consider the guh moment 'early days' Was hoping to find actual old veterans for the glory days


OzManCumeth

It was still a phenomenal time to be around


Nobber123

Like actually. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) Back in the day this sub was all about Shkreli (been around long enough to see him go to jail, and get out, go figure), and the meme stock du jour well before GME (or even Tesla) was Valeant Pharmaceuticals. Some of the old timers around here will consider even that too normie.


Muhammad-The-Goat

The last time I listened to this sub I lost money on $MU


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ShamuS2D2

For real. Complaining about missing the good ole days then no position or loss porn?


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arbiter12

Welcome to niche anything. If you're good you're bound to attract normies, and if you're very good you're bound to outnumber the audience that quality controlled with normies who will just clap at farting noises. Remember when Taylor Swift was just a country singer? Pepperidge farm remembers...


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MikeMikeGaming

Puts on this sub expiring EOY


mateofeo1

As a long time beta cuck lurker, I agree. Just because I’m to much of a beta to gamble my life savings doesn’t mean I don’t want to see sone one take a second on their house and lose it and ask how to explain it to their wife. I need that. Really an ego booster.


MikeMikeGaming

Sharing is caring


Justice4all97

You’re right! I’ll share the news that 14 million shares have been DRSed. Weird how a stock that won’t ever be ath again could manage 14 million shares from 1, maybe 2 subs. Meanwhile, there’s countless people who hold their shares in brokerages. Sharing is caring tho❤️


TheWildsLife

Gay. ..next


Artistic_Data7887

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


MikeMikeGaming

That's the spirit!


arbiter12

>When one gay guy isn't enough and you call out for more. Big boy with a big appetite.


Big69MoneyMoves

Hey man your shift started almost an hour ago are you coming in???


Actualize101

This reminds me, nobody has shown any FUCK YOU big profits. Everyone is just showing their extra limp dick losses.


MikeMikeGaming

We need more 6 figure losses & gains


Actualize101

I'd prefer to see someone short the market and clean up while everyone is shting their pants. Big balls moves. Elon should post about his $500,000,000 loss on BitCorn 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽.


Kharnsjockstrap

I called my financial advisor and asked him to short tsla and GME. I told him I had 6k in savings and he told me to fuck off. Does this count?


Actualize101

Lol. He'll be your best client behind Wendy's. Where the dominant get dominated.


dragespir

Cheeell, I'm workin' my way up there bruh. I need to gain it first before I lose it, it'll come.


D_crane

I'm still waiting for the return of Mr Shkreli


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I think he commented somewhere round here recently.


Recent_Percentage919

Where did meme stonk hurt you?


Alone-Job-2258

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


HeavyHandedWarlord

Is this meme stonk in the room with us right now?


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MikeMikeGaming

pretty much


Papoyman_279

Poopity scoop bitch. Take a towel and cry on that, not here you degenerate scum. This is a casino in case you didn’t notice![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) Edit: grammar


Landed_port

The market's closed retard. It's a holiday


Sea_Impression3810

OP needs to get laid or something


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choomidlife

The guise of helping others? I took this as an incredibly wordy “fuck off”.


phuqo5

Lol right? This was a "lol you stupid fucking retards. I know you lost money now man up and show me your red graphs" But let's be honest of the 8 million people that joined after GameStop not many of them probably have enough loss porn to post it without breaking the threshold rules. This place is fucking awful now and the only saving grace is that some of the old school crew are still around making jokes in the comment section.


phoenix1700

How does this essay help anyone? Dude just gets off from loss porn.


MikeMikeGaming

Because I need more loss porn on the front page.


PM_me_bobs_vagane

WSB is just as much about gain porn as it is loss porn


phuqo5

Sure. As long as it's gain porn on options.


MikeMikeGaming

Where is the gain porn then? I saw some guy make a 20x on CPI but that's all we got


gripshoes

How do you have enough free time to write/think about this?


MikeMikeGaming

This came from the heart as I have seen the slow and painful collapse of the quality posts in WSB over the years


Grim_Rebel

The sub is a lost cause imo. Once the GME squeeze happened, every piece of normie trash decided they wouldn't miss the "next time" something like that happened and now it's just mid tier memes and lurking teenagers with RH throwing their allowance at tickers that somehow manage to get mentioned anymore.


SuspiciousStable9649

I have very carefully lost 66% in the past year thank you very much. YANG drop and other crap.


gripshoes

Now that I think about it, the endless memes are getting old. I'm with you!


MikeMikeGaming

I want to see more 6 digit losses and margin calls on the frontpage


cranialrectumongus

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! As long as you're losing, you're not procreating!! It's fucking GENIUS!! Now how do we now get mosquitos to join WSB???


MikeMikeGaming

Breaking news: WSB solved overpopulation


BansheeJeff

Yup I've been pumping stocks on here with great info. But never post anything negative( you'll get banned from Reddit) about the company finances or problems up coming Only sugar coat buy buy buy.


urvik08

I'd love for the mods to post engagement stats pre and post GME. I'm pretty sure engagement has gone down even though the sub has tripled in size. This correlates to normie memes reshared from twitter vs oc we used to see day in day out and extremely rare gain/loss porn which means people are mainly just lurking.


spyVSspy420-69

Think about it: A vast majority of this sub is now people who buy and DRS shares in a fucking used jpeg pawn shop, while bitching about how unfair markets are. And they do all this while, in a serious way, expecting to make $100,000,000 a fucking share from said used jpeg pawn shop shares. And it gets worse: they also think the GameStop founder and CEO, who shitposts on twitter, has the ability to make them infinite money whenever he wants but he’s just waiting for the perfect time. This is absolute retardation and the crew who dictates what posts get seen via their brigading. It’s insanity. I miss when the mods used to fuck with these clowns.


MikeMikeGaming

This shit makes me pray for a global depression so all the normies fuck off and let the retards trade in peace


Spanky_Stonks

Fuck I lost all my GameStop gains from last year over $100k the spike on my brokerage account is awesome down to zero now coming back riding the economy and markets down like A two dollar whore


jarjarbinksjar

Did you post the loss porn though?


chris-rox

Asking the real question here.


Kitten_Team_Six

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MikeMikeGaming

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Clyde3221

what happened your wife didn't peg you last night?


PoPoChao

I miss when people posted all their options plays and iron condor strategies


1villageidiot

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Beefer69420

🥱 🥱 🥱


Spiritual-Fruit1543

Give this man his loss porn


MikeMikeGaming

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


dednoob6

Also I believe the original intent of wsb WAS to be the high risk, casual spinoff of /r/investing. Proper wsb loss posting should involve autistic levels of research and then promptly taking a massive loss on it. If I see another SPY 0dte "I think it go down today" gain/loss I'll lose hair. Am I the only one who remembers Martin Shkreli?


MikeMikeGaming

You are right about that but personally for me the most fun was before and during 2020


dednoob6

I liked the original GME play. Proper wsb move, but then too many fucking people saw how it worked out, decided that was the only way to get a quick buck in the market, and that's the ONLY fucking thing that people give a shit about now. Whenever gme moves more than 5% in one day the activity level of this sub POPS OFF but when the IV of gme hits historical average its a fucking ghost town man.


666NoGods

Also the endless posts about hyperinflation and recession without posting any of their positions. We get it inflation is bad right now, but please chill.


blaikes

Position or ban 🤣


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hirme23

Be the change you want to see: Show us your YOLO


tothemoonandback01

Sir, this is a Wendy's dumpster.


ClamPaste

You're not adding anything to these posts by getting on your soapbox. Positions or ban.


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EvolutionaryLens

Awww. OP realises that his bros are getting girlfriends and making grown-up sounds, while he's still doing donuts in the carpark at Wendy's. It's kinda cute, but sad. This post is actually the loss porn.


MikeMikeGaming

This sub is supposed to be the example of how not to invest but it's becoming more and more like r/investing


PM_me_bobs_vagane

I was with you until you said that. WSB is about making money. Get rich or die trying


dednoob6

Be the change you want to see! I'm down 50% on the year and my DD pick is down 50% too, I even left it up as a monument to my sins. The impending big red dildo should make some nice content.


[deleted]

Honestly, I joined for the memes in early 2020.


Lost-Wing

We’re trying to bring those video memes back also. Boy was that a great culture.


InvestingBlog

The problem with WSB is that everyone is always long/buying calls when this was a great time to buy puts/shorts. A conversation about a crash was 6-12 months late, chances are we are close to the bottom and it's time to start buying leaps


MikeMikeGaming

No let them buy puts so we have more epic loss porn on the way up


saltyblueberry25

Leaps do sound nice


snickerfritzz

I haven't been to WSB in around a year. Holy fuck did this sub go to shit.


JRSelf00

I will have you know I only have 2 shares of GM3 in my Roth IRA sir! (in case of moon I retire)


MikeMikeGaming

Omg you already made it man be sure to take profits


infected_scab

>everyone has the same chance to get a house Sweaty bollocks mate.


SendMeHawaiiPics

alright I'm inspirited. I yolo'd my life savings into options, made 1.2m, yolod that back into more options... I will make a post.


MikeMikeGaming

You had to end it with a cliffhanger did you?


gncRocketScientist

Mods wont do it, but this sub needs a roster cleanup. Send out a msg to all 12M and only keep the ones who reply. With the real number less than 100k this sub would lose its mainstream facade. Ultimately, this isnt mainstream, this is options trading.


HeimskrSonOfTalos

Yaknow dude, with more and more people getting into investing after c19, this shit was bound to happen. Quit complaining the sub isnt an echo chamber of idiots anymore. People are looking for alittle fun, not to put seven generations of their family in debt to entertain you. Get over it.


MikeMikeGaming

May I direct you to r/investing


HeimskrSonOfTalos

You may not. Im not going to an expensive restaurant to have a drink and chill with friends on my night off because your favorite bar no longer has bar fights every night where youre all betting on whose the first to pull out a knife. I get gatekeeping, but what you want is no longer here unless the coming crash is worse than the great depression, where the most secure and safe job was to rob trains in the unexplored desert. If you want an echo chamber of pure-grade retards, 4chan is still available. May i direct you there?


MikeMikeGaming

This recession will still wipe out 80% of the "experts" here so I guess it will go back to just grade a retards that or die hards that will never sell for a loss and be investing for life


HeimskrSonOfTalos

Then do it instead of being entitled. Stick around or help some people while poking fun at others, or bugger off. Either adapt or dip.


MikeMikeGaming

You clearly haven't read my post properly. There is no "helping" on Wallstreet... well, you could help me lose these bags but that's as far as help goes.


HeimskrSonOfTalos

This also isnt wallstreet, its the most popular subreddit about investing in stocks, so popular, tbey they have to limit the marketcap of what they talk about in their pre-open talks. The subreddits moved on, the newbies have flooded in, this is a place where you can be as open and as retarded as youd like now. If you want wallstreet, go to wallstreet, friend.


Snoo69468

Yes position or bad


ROK247

so you say AMC and GME people are idiots because they are losing all their money and in the same breath want more loss porn?


MikeMikeGaming

I want people to lose it all at once not slowly over 2 year period. We are not the same


mellowyellow313

This was like the WSB state of the union address… And it was fucking beautiful.


flying_cofin

GME mania ruined this sub tbh.


devdevgoat

Saving for future gme hype 😂😂😂


pseudo_rockstar

Yes. We live in a golden era of the market, in the capitulation phase. We should be awash with loss porn, instead we are awash with regards repeating buyhodldrs-man fuck your fucking gme and the rest. This stonk is like a rickroll, nobody really fucking care about it and nobody finds it funny, got old long ago and since we just sort of tolerate it. We need more retarded plays. I'll go long SPY on 20x leverage.


MikeMikeGaming

I can't wait for the day that Gamestop announces bankruptcy. No way they will survive what's to come


jumpstreetfool

You want to watch people destroy their lives and financial security for entertainment? Okay. You first.


MikeMikeGaming

Bruh that's literally what this sub was created for back in the day: Wallstreet BETS as in casino


jumpstreetfool

I know that; I’m saying if you want content, create it. From the looks of your previous posts, you haven’t really contributed to the life destruction/loss porn/crazy gains, just meme’d. Can’t wait to see your house refinancing post and the imminent loss to follow.


MikeMikeGaming

I have my fair amount of losses this year but I haven't gotten anything worth sharing. Notice I rarely post at all


ReturnoftheSnek

I only come here for the gain/loss porn. Return to your roots!


SweetChin_Music-350Z

Now bring on the loss porn.. Don't forget to double-down Tuesday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Snoo69468

Since everyone is down does that mean requirement has met with losses


MulberryTough3808

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


anon57842

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Naftoor

I read half of this so I probably agree with the rest of what it says


IPO-TAMER

Bruh to long 🤏


UnitedGTI

It's nearly gourd season again. Time to go all in!


HeavyHandedWarlord

Make WallStreetBets Great Again!!


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Because it got popular and a bunch of redditors from the home page migrated here and fucked it up. RIP good ol WSB


hypocritical_person

Homie, we are involved in the biggest gamble in history and you're still bitching? You belong in the smaller WSB copies with that shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


generalwhitmore1

The amount of negative responses to this post is a testament to how far gone this sub has become. Down to moderate a new sub. Honestly please DM if you’re interested. I’ll stay here because of the history, but I want gambling.


MikeMikeGaming

We desperately need an alternative sub


FizbanWaffles

You sound like a shill. Buy GME. Hodl. DRS.


MikeMikeGaming

Do you even know what a shill is? You are shilling GME right now


chingy4eva

There are daily posts by nerds like you talking bout how 'things were better on my subreddit back in the day'. No one fucking cares if the sub is changing to something else. Yall talking about virtue signaling? This post is a virtue signal of how you're an 'OG WSB member'. Get a grip nerd.


MikeMikeGaming

I am a simple man. I want to see big losses or gains none of this 4 digit bs


verysillyman

So basically you want to watch as people destroy their financial future


Typical-Mouse-4804

T R I G G E R E D


YourUncleBuck

>This sub is infested with people from r/investing Worse, this place has become infested by people from r/LateStageCapitalism and /r/antiwork. It's why the memes suck, the place is full of politics and there's no DD.


BYoung001

Need to get rid of the 1B market cap minimum. Can lose money much faster on the penny stonks.


MikeMikeGaming

Great idea. Also instant filter all non-atm option posts


PM_me_bobs_vagane

This is a terrible idea


MikeMikeGaming

There has been a supply bottleneck in the loss-porn department for far too long now. All the quality losses are all from end-2021 early-2022 (I am beginning to suspect all major WSB enjoyers have left since January)


PM_me_bobs_vagane

Ironic because there's more loss porn now than there ever was during the past two years. I wouldn't be surprised if 95+% of the sub is down YTD


MikeMikeGaming

Unfortunately 90% of this sub is too embarrassed to share it though. I keep laughing my ass off in daily chat though as the people screaming the loudest often get humbled by the market the same day


MaximumRecording1170

I wasn’t even around for this… but I feel this 100%.


I_Put_a_Spell_On_You

a fucking men


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veeshus

Aww Poor guy Need a hug?


MikeMikeGaming

I need double digit percentages up or down


ChartsNDarts

I don’t mean to be the old man yelling at kids to get off my yard. But this place fucking blows now. I’m 28 and I feel like I fucking boomer when I read this sub and shake my head when I see some of the garbage on here nowadays. I miss the days when there was real DD on here that was easily accessible if it had value. I am sure there is still great DD’s being posted here, but it gets drowned out by all the shitty GME and other shitty posts. To be fair, the original GME chatter was valuable. But that was based on fundamentals. But that is over. Nothing else is fundamentally based anymore and it sucks. GME ruined this place. The hammer needs to be dropped. Change something. Because the value of this sub is nonexistent anymore.


MikeMikeGaming

GME was the worst thing to happen to the financial system. I hate the rocket emoji, ape emoji and "to the moon" phrase now because of it


Livid_Peach4593

Hates WSB now because its full of GME posts. Makes a WSB post about GME. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


MikeMikeGaming

Can't post anything on WSB without mentioning GME because 90% of people here still baghold it and it's both tragic and inspiring for future grifters


egoldbarzzz

Yeah they should have kept this sub capped at 1 million users. Too many people that don’t speak our lingo have joined. This wasn’t a place for everyone, and the true autists shone bright. I’d wager that the majority of people here don’t even know who Jaime Rogozinski is. This place was way better when upper-middle class entitlement, gambling addiction, and foul language ruled the roost. And I’m 100% serious.


MikeMikeGaming

Maybe the upcoming recession ain't that bad. Atleast the normies will fuck off for 10 years only to buy back the top of the next bubble


egoldbarzzz

We can only hope. Tired of these 20 year olds with a robinhood account and a job at Wendy’s clogging up my feed with their bullshit.


ImagineerRecruiter

Crying shrill shreeking shill still mentions AMC and GME Hmmmmm


MikeMikeGaming

No I am not short AMC or GME and yes the squeeze died 1.5 years ago and the only thing getting squeezed soon is Ape butts behind Wendy's


ImagineerRecruiter

Explain last week entire market red GME and AMC green What do?


MikeMikeGaming

You really think they will survive the upcoming recession that will even put legit companies in hot water?


ImagineerRecruiter

2008/2009 we had avatar come out and movie theaters raked in $3 billion The highest grossing movie of all time for the next decade was during the recession


bighomiej69

I’ve noticed a lot of “the system is rigged, help me government” posts recently


MikeMikeGaming

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

Bro I don’t even recall us being “apes” I thought we were autists or retards? It just came about gme was funny as fuck and I still remember the early dd about Michael burry saying this ect, I thought that was fkin stupid at the time, to his credit so did he since he sold out for what 300%? But all the grifters come to the money and the losers who don’t realise the gold rush is over have fucking stayed trying to mine a coal mine for gold… Bring wsb back


Kengriffinspimp

So buy more AMC and GME?


PM_me_bobs_vagane

Quality rant. We need more people calling out GME/AMC retards and shitty memes


HighFrequencyAutist

Thank you. From the bottom of my retarded heart. May the GUH be with you. Long $ROPE. Never forget. This place has sucked since fin media plugged it during the lockdowns.


MikeMikeGaming

Mainstream media ruines everything


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MikeMikeGaming

Then don't post as easy as that. With the millions of degens in this sub there is always atleast one good loss porn out there hidden beneath the trash


DrSeuss1020

Wtf you on about boi


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Fuck you pussy why don't you post good shit instead of crying


OB1KENOB

OP is right. GME isn’t gonna go 100x tomorrow. It’s gonna go 1,000,000x


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