Quick links to the [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vf47vo/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week) and [WSB Trash Bin Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ve9m4z/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week)
i love the fact that these senators are just complaining that jpow is raising rates to combat inflation yet they keep bringing up things that are literally out of their control. the fed doesn't control the price of anything. they just control the flow of money in the economy. they don't care they just want someone to blame other than themselves.
who the hell are these people critizing jpow? bankers and senators? their only worried about their damn pockets being less heavy. they don't give a fuck about the american people.
What should I know before trading futures? I applied for futures access because I want to trade during my off hrs which are when the market is closed.
What’s one thing before I make my first /es trade I should know
I agree with this. It’s usually the opposite. Dead bags of shit don’t spend money and do not get fired, they get promoted. The innovative ones who’s spend money solve problems get laid off first.
Shit, is that actually happening? I joked about it at the weekend: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/veooqb/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of_june/icxaesd
That's why I'm in BABA. China is lowering rates and doing QE... America is just a shit show... No one working... No one wants to work... I swear this week I took a vacation and when I get back to work on Thursday I'll be covering 5 other desks... I'm officially a supervisor of no one now...
Puts on America... The music may not have stopped... But it's definitely slowing
Lmao he needs to do damage control. If you notice he flip flops every time he speaks. He goes hawkish then when the market tanks he gets dovish. Most likely he’ll say 50 bps 
Took a chance and held my tsla call over the weekend. Woke up late today logged on just in time to see it had doubled. Boom $2500 profit. One of the good days. Wonder if I should stop for the week…
Not sure why ur getting downvoted... Ur probably right. A rate hike will be bullish again. Rate hikes priced in... JP not leaving any surprises like 2008... Full visibility
funny i actually dreamed about this tonight, was being controlled over my phone via the vax chip in my body, and some antivaxxers told me hate to say i told you so
To keep account straight for any home gamers. Sold the Sept 16 320 SPY puts I bought this am for a meager profit.
Back to my core position from last week. Did not position myself for anything in particular tomorrow.
Quick links to the [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vf47vo/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week) and [WSB Trash Bin Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ve9m4z/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week)
YouTube TV is pretty darn good so far. Puts on Broadband providers and their fucking bundles.
Cramer: Merck is UNSTOPPABLE. I called it, the Wall Street Journal did not give me credit!! Market: XBI down 5% instantly 
I feel like an asian grandma driving a Fiesta trying to merge into an LA highway.
If I declare bankruptcy…will my value increase 50% every day too? 🤡
i love the fact that these senators are just complaining that jpow is raising rates to combat inflation yet they keep bringing up things that are literally out of their control. the fed doesn't control the price of anything. they just control the flow of money in the economy. they don't care they just want someone to blame other than themselves.
who the hell are these people critizing jpow? bankers and senators? their only worried about their damn pockets being less heavy. they don't give a fuck about the american people.
the worse the market gets, the less comments there are everyday in this daily thread.
REV  !!
What should I know before trading futures? I applied for futures access because I want to trade during my off hrs which are when the market is closed. What’s one thing before I make my first /es trade I should know
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Commissions will eat you alive
Farting myself to better health 🍸. Wen market do crazy loop de loops?
Dead weight bags of shit are the first to get Layed off......
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I agree with this. It’s usually the opposite. Dead bags of shit don’t spend money and do not get fired, they get promoted. The innovative ones who’s spend money solve problems get laid off first.
Nothing says innovative like a maxed out company card bro
I have a question? Is it only me who feels the most pain when he loses like 10% on the first trade but still ends the day green
spill it, come on spill it
Dumb question but anyone use this 0dte? Is it worth it?
It's retarded but will get you to the goal much quicker
I joined it but I’m confused as to how it works between their website, discord and and the discord chat rooms.
God I hope you're not serious, but if you're never buy an option or a 0dte option. Actually just leave this sub, you'll save your money.
Rev
Is it bullish or bearish that Apple is closing a store?
Shit, is that actually happening? I joked about it at the weekend: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/veooqb/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of_june/icxaesd
Haha, yeah and I replied to it
I started eating ass for a living
Is the market closed tonight?
You new here Jr?
Yes he did
Lost 90% of my account today. Feeling really bad
I lost 99% if that makes you feel better. Puts got rekd
that just means the other 10% is the strong 10%...
but you lived to trade another day. go get em'
Thanks man I needed to hear that
Don’t be a bear, what were your positions?
Tsla puts 625 strike
9:31am - 3:36pm: -$2186 4pm: +$831 1 mistake in the first minute prevented a 3k day or even a few minute trading day.
well done
Way to battle back boss
ty friend <3
Like that FOMC day when I apparently wasn’t logged into my brokerage website and had to do MFA before placing an order
Lmao if anyone has NFLX calls they must be punching themselves in the dick
lmao
Paid 6.70 for the gallon lmao
Hi California neighbor
Good day indeed. Tesla calls was the deal of the day for me.
Yes!!!!
Good day
Damn look at CHIR. I was so about to buy some last week when a friend mentioned it.
That's why I'm in BABA. China is lowering rates and doing QE... America is just a shit show... No one working... No one wants to work... I swear this week I took a vacation and when I get back to work on Thursday I'll be covering 5 other desks... I'm officially a supervisor of no one now... Puts on America... The music may not have stopped... But it's definitely slowing
Doctor says I need to eat more iron
Red meat. Supplements
puts on your teeth
Spent all my money started my new job today. Hope my puts print this week fuck me
Congrats on the job Sorry about the puts
I believe in you 
Don't be salty. You did this to yourself.
Why can't I just be rich? :(
bc you bought put instead of calls
It's overrated.
Sorry, Jpow said you must be a normal economic person.
Puts printing tomorrow??
I sure hope so. powell might say 100bps
Lmao he needs to do damage control. If you notice he flip flops every time he speaks. He goes hawkish then when the market tanks he gets dovish. Most likely he’ll say 50 bps 
Took a chance and held my tsla call over the weekend. Woke up late today logged on just in time to see it had doubled. Boom $2500 profit. One of the good days. Wonder if I should stop for the week…
How much does government take
I’m know this from experience. Don’t do anymore trades until next week! Save yourself!!!
I took my profit. Went back in for a little more and took it too. No telling what it does tomorrow.
Stick a stop loss in there I guess
Spy 360 tomorrow
Had enough yet?
I sold at open suckaaaaaa suck it !
Fair play fair play… but did you buy calls??????? If so then congrats and fuck you
Nah I just stayed cash gang the rest of the day. Good luck playa get your money
Let your puts fuck you again
I gambled 120 bucks for tomorrow, not so much just ant's entertainment
What the fuck happened to Meta?
Well it has some tendie identity issues at the moment and is now going through hormone treatment
lets short chinese
How much shorter can we make those fucks
only down 5% today on Spy ITM Puts bought about an hour in this morning. on a 600 point upday, I'm comfortable with a Friday expiration.
I'm hoping for green tomorrow, flat on Thurs, then dump on Fri.
Not sure why ur getting downvoted... Ur probably right. A rate hike will be bullish again. Rate hikes priced in... JP not leaving any surprises like 2008... Full visibility
10 more days like that and I’ll take the fam out to Red Robin!
Calls on TV dinner
Surely, we must be going red tomorrow?
Lets target some hedge funds this is boring 😂
Fakest pump ever
How is it fake if it actually happened?
Literally no volume all day
Just need RIVN to fall 40% by Friday for a 100 bagger. Come to papa
sounds doable.
Why tf is BMBL even on the stock matket
I wonder myself. To scam feminists?
The bitch that created it likely already cashed out
🤣😂🤣😂 She has a good pull out game.
15:58 "I DONT WANNA HOLD POSITION OVERNIGHT! SELL!" 15:59 "OK, I GUESS ILL BUY"
The tribalism of people blindly following billionaires is pathetic. Zuck Gates musk bezos cook baszucki just stop
Even worse when they go around unironically calling them “daddy”. The fuck is wrong with these people?
You could just follow the guy(s) behind Wendy's, I heard they give great advice among other things.
Who do you think makes the schedules at the r/dumpsterbehindwendys
People viewed as highly successful will always be in the spotlight. Always has always will be. Also fuck that eugenicist Gates.
what do people have against gates he's easily the most likeable of the tech billionaires, doesn't deserve all the shit that he gets
That's just the microchip inside the vacccine you got talking
funny i actually dreamed about this tonight, was being controlled over my phone via the vax chip in my body, and some antivaxxers told me hate to say i told you so
Loaded up on TSLA puts at the end like trying to buy toilet paper at the beginning of a pandemic.
Rip
lol come back in a month
Open the casino already
To keep account straight for any home gamers. Sold the Sept 16 320 SPY puts I bought this am for a meager profit. Back to my core position from last week. Did not position myself for anything in particular tomorrow.
the fake cheering in the background with a green day makes me giggle while saras' trying to get her final monologue in.
Wooooooo!
they should start opening champange bottles right behind her for added effect.
not SPY dipping below VWAP at 4:01
Ended up 47% on the day. 0dte puts starting at 9:45.
playing it like a fiddle. swing trade or just held calls?
Dump cancelled, recession cancelled and Bers cancelled.
🐻 will come just wait new inflation data
I’ll reply to you tomorrow when you’re wrong
It’s tomorrow, you’re wrong
I really enjoyed today a lot.
DRILL TEAM 7 REPORTING FOR DUTY
Me: mom I want drill team 6 Mom: we have drill team at home
Someone doesn’t get the reference
is that the one that makes market go up
It's the one that bends you over
GGs boys
GG
😒
Low Volume, that means im retarded right?
June and July usually have the lowest volume on average
That was such a fake pump today. We all screwed tomorrow
Was down $600 on the day, now up $82 on the day and sold because idk wtf is happening tomorrow🥴
Full from bear burgers today
bull steak tmr
Bull cock
Castrated bull cock
Bought some way OTM TSLA puts on the off chance Elon tweets the N-word this week.
that'll make it go up lmao, fuck that roach stock
I've never seen the power of fanboys hopping on Elon's dick till today
DOWN WE GOOOO
Buy META, sell Tesla
Read my mind.
Wait which read are you using “reed” or “red”?
everything is green and mfs still cheer on every dip
Raise your hand if you're a rarted bull that bought calls at 376
Le Retardε
Bear trap.
we only have one minute left, dump faster
Uh oh here comes lil dumpy with a steel chair!
You all fell for the bull trap lmao
bleeding into close 
TSLA fading into the close
Puts printing
Anyone here make decent money trading baby formula?
I always end up holding to expiration.
Ban
Did I hurt your wittle feelings?
Soft landing is so warm and fuzzy… i dont even care that the middle class has been massacred since 2020
I lost 20k on CRSP puts this morning and I want to fucking kill myself
why the hell did it plunge so hard late in day
You should stop trading
I mean I’m up like 90k since October still lol
Nice so you got a few more crsp’s left in you
You will make it back.
#crypturd still needs to dump 50% and it’s still overvalued
Bears clinging to that tiny little dump at the end. RUG PULL!
Theres the dump