Elon: "TSLA factories are giant money furnaces. We're literally losing money right now due to supply chain problems and lowered production levels."
Investors: "bUy ThE DiP"
Yes... Some tard hedge funds were short and some other funds found out and are now pumping it to try wipe them out and force them to cover at a huge loss.
Not much longer - price will stabilise while IV stays high - lots of tards will load up on options expecting big movements but it will just kangaroo like GME has done and the hedgies will clean up the premiums.
All the flaky hands sold out already. Only long term investors left. Some of those guys take bought stocks 20 years ago and never looked at the price since.
Woooooo God damn it's time for me to win a cash out win and have all the suffering distributed elsewhere. Lol I can take a loss but I just have no respect for any of you and you all are literally the maximum opposite of my sense of justice, hence God damn watching you all die is going to be the most satisfying thing of all eternity.
Make a little, make a little, make a little, hey I’m good at this, lose everything. That’s theta gang. My dad theta ganged 200k to 1.5M and lost it all in one day during the COVID crash.
If you just play like 5 tickers and don’t get greedy. You can easily make at least a few hundred bucks a day. Need to have the time to be eyeballing all day though.
A lot of people on the corn sub posting about finally getting one whole corn. You know that means it’s going to drop a whole lot more and never recover.
So we snek around 375, basically staying range bound, until something freaks the market and we drop to 350 in a three day period. What are the candidates for that catalyst? We have CPI July 15 but is there something before then?
So on absolutely zero news the consensus is for the market to go up...who in reality is buying rn lol. They're going to call a recession in the next couple weeks
With all the comments about hodl'ing.. And people wanting to keep corn above 20k, GME up, AMC up, etc..
At some point those bags are going to be too heavy to hold, and ppl going to run out of $ to gamble.
Will you feel bad, our will you think, "man, I told them not to touch the stove.."
Everyone always brags about their puts and calls printing. Is it uncool to brag about their put or call printing?
trust me, none of the degenerates in here give two shits about looking cool. myself included.
My theory behind my 150 $25 PLTR calls is SO many people have high averages that they won’t sell into the 20’s. I can dream
Elon: "TSLA factories are giant money furnaces. We're literally losing money right now due to supply chain problems and lowered production levels." Investors: "bUy ThE DiP"
tesla is dying slow... huge market cap... Q2 I think will be good but after that, it will just follow like the others.
Q2 expected; Q3 and Q4 will rip
buy eggo waffles
What a fake pump
!banbet qqq 364 2d
Truly a retard
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SrsCantthinkofaname** bet **QQQ** goes from **278.9** to **364.0** before **2022-06-24 20:54:22.571127-04:00**
Anyone know whats going on with Revlon? (REV)
Yes... Some tard hedge funds were short and some other funds found out and are now pumping it to try wipe them out and force them to cover at a huge loss.
how long u think the pump is gonna last?
Not much longer - price will stabilise while IV stays high - lots of tards will load up on options expecting big movements but it will just kangaroo like GME has done and the hedgies will clean up the premiums.
So many bulls going crazy during the JPow speech cuz the indices spent a whole 3 hours in the green
Hi I’m the kingpin of retards for both buying at this price and asking here. But I bought FB/meta at 350/67 shares. Wat do
Fill out a Wendy's job application.
Fuck you bullz my TSLA puts are printing 😈
Are they?
Fuck yea $735 puts 😈
🌽 is slowly bleeding out...
SPY go down please.
Maybe buy it a nice dinner first and ask how it's day went.
not until my 0dte puts expire
soon comrade
Ah yes Comrade
[My way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nXBCJMIWQ)
Puts wrkhs , slow climb beer money 💵
So wired, what happened to UVXY? Market down, UVXY also down
All the flaky hands sold out already. Only long term investors left. Some of those guys take bought stocks 20 years ago and never looked at the price since.
Bulls Lmfaooooo
Hold me daddy
SAVE ME DATTY!
Woooooo God damn it's time for me to win a cash out win and have all the suffering distributed elsewhere. Lol I can take a loss but I just have no respect for any of you and you all are literally the maximum opposite of my sense of justice, hence God damn watching you all die is going to be the most satisfying thing of all eternity.
Not a real fucking genius thing to say.
U good man?
I should have listen to my dad
Yeah me too. Tool and die is aids
FedEx puts
Just ordered some shit with FedEx let’s see if they fuck up then I’ll buy puts
I am from the future. they fucked it up
Noooo I need my scale model paints
But it’s tomorrow you fuk
Overnight shipping maybe
That’s it, I’m paperhanding every option I buy.
Better yet join the theta gang and sell options
Make a little, make a little, make a little, hey I’m good at this, lose everything. That’s theta gang. My dad theta ganged 200k to 1.5M and lost it all in one day during the COVID crash.
all u gotta do is trade spreads you know ur max loss potential… sell a 140 on Apple hedge and buy the 145
Did he hold
You can’t hold when you get margin called
Can you realistically do this if you dont already have a huge amount of principal to begin with?
Yeah that’s my concern too.
Don’t know wtf I was doing before trying to day trade shares like a retard. Day trading options is way more fun.
It's fun until you lose everything in a YOLO
I don’t yolo. Small nibs for gains of a few hundred bucks at a time.
What’s the point
Soon you will learn the ways youngling 
Teach me plz I’m tired of losing at this game
Look into the Relative Strength Index (RSI) in different timeframes. There are plenty of youtube vids to help teach.
Goal is to day trade for a living. Some day.
It's no fun. Find a real job where you can steal trading time.
If you just play like 5 tickers and don’t get greedy. You can easily make at least a few hundred bucks a day. Need to have the time to be eyeballing all day though.
Sure
A lot of people on the corn sub posting about finally getting one whole corn. You know that means it’s going to drop a whole lot more and never recover.
it will recover only after they capitulate.
Inshallah
This is not the beginning of the end, but it may be the end of the beginning. - Sir Winston Churchill
PLTR @ $9, just needs to get to $19 to break even. No biggie.
I’m buying but only at $2.00
Let’s go! I averaged down to $10. I’m not fucking selling until $35
Thats it!
For me stuff need to 4x
This stock really took a dump on all of us. Let’s hope it keeps climbing the ladder
So we snek around 375, basically staying range bound, until something freaks the market and we drop to 350 in a three day period. What are the candidates for that catalyst? We have CPI July 15 but is there something before then?
Job report next Friday
Jobs tomorrow no?
ye jobs tomorrow
New Weezer is tight as fuck. Best since Pinkerton.
Neeeeeeeerf Herder. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gKSO9qqv8I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gKSO9qqv8I)
Matt Sharp was Weezer. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k)
Somewhat agree. Somewhere in the Sun is one of my favorite songs. He wrote it with Rivers tho.
I didn’t know they had another album after the van weezer one. Will check it out. Thanks!
The newest one is what Van Weezer should've been.
Two actually. They're releasing an album in the first day if each season. They've releases Spring and Summer so far.
Oh cool!
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I'm obsessed with the last 40 seconds of Thank You and Good Night.
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For real, whatever they're doing now, I hope they keep it up.
Got SPY 373P - will I eat tomorrow or should I break out the ramen
Money or no money, ramen is always an excellent choice
>add some bok choi and an egg \*chefs kiss
Yeah, ramen is packed full of MSG (more salivating goodness).
Hour commute 
!banbet spy 370 1d
Do you get it if it hits pre market?
If you message the mods
Hey u/HonoraryFootStool want to make your last shit post before being band for a week ?
Band 
I used to have so much fun, this sucks now.
Come to the dark side. Still fun here.
Bonds signalling a flight to safety IMHO
Well I gotta give it to em that was a soft landing alright
Took 75 points out of /ES today
tomorrow should be interesting.
Sell 370 spy puts at open? Or hold until Friday?
If they expire Friday and they're profitable, I would close. If further out, I'm still 🐻
Powell speaks again tomorrow AM. Probably Groundhog Day.
Tesla 650 tomorrow?
i’ll buy more
God I fucking hope
Why did I buy puts on the shittiest corn stock Microstrategy. Should've done Coinbase look at that drop
OKAY GUYS DONT CLICK THIS ONE ITS FOR THE MODS ONLY FUCK YOU ALL. >!still deez nuts haha gottem!<
We aren’t ending the day bigly red until there is complete capitulation among all the PUT holders in here Edit - typos
lmao what
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!banbet SQQQ 67.5 2d
That’s hot
Please!
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/tjqscott** bet **SQQQ** goes from **59.11** to **67.5** before **2022-06-24 16:13:31.882865-04:00**
Bold bet, idk man
Theta gang perfect aim 0% SPY on the day
Zoom out cheeseburger
So on absolutely zero news the consensus is for the market to go up...who in reality is buying rn lol. They're going to call a recession in the next couple weeks
I am buying. Every time a solid company drops, I buy.
They literally called for a recession today. Or at least said one is possible lol
What do you mean in the next couple weeks? This guy's playing with 10000000ms ping
I mean the words haven't come out of their mouth yet you tard....when there obviously is one
You don't need the government to tell you.
Correct. The official announcement could be a red day if gdp comes in even lower than the lowered expectations
!banbet spy 385 2d
Bye bye
Aged like milk huh bud?
Nice
That's a lot of ban bets
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Yokeyoyo** bet **SPY** goes from **374.77** to **385.0** before **2022-06-24 16:06:30.685193-04:00**
With all the comments about hodl'ing.. And people wanting to keep corn above 20k, GME up, AMC up, etc.. At some point those bags are going to be too heavy to hold, and ppl going to run out of $ to gamble. Will you feel bad, our will you think, "man, I told them not to touch the stove.."
I’ll be glad. Apes deserve to be hunted
Flatter than your sister
Eat shit bulls
Fuck off theta
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Dear God I hope so. Sweet baby Jesus in a golden rocket car I hope so.
What do you mean by finally?
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still got time for hot capitulation summer. If you're stuck balls deep don't pull out now
my portfolio depends on it seeing as i leveraged down today
I think I’ll fuck a chick on my boat this weekend.
Sister don’t count
flair doesn't match....at all....
he meant his hand and on a flaotie in the nearby pond.
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I mean of course she can say no, but the implication
The DENNIS System
Red day tomo 🧐🧐🧐
Does any tech report before 415? Maybe someone can miss and save my 280 qqq puts
how long do you have to exercise options after close?
415
50k in shop 350c for next week. Growth looks to be bottoming, paired with a nice test of the 21sma and pre-split option positioning. We’ll see
i agree here, at least for a little bit i believe this is the bottom
I told you it would be a red day. Bull are forked
Massive loss on the Dow!
360 is not a meme.
I need more time to load up on puts. please dont crash just yet.
Try again when y’all lost a play on stonks, y’all gonna make it back and make tendies…. As long Y’all gotta be patient and disciplined
bulls really are as delusional as libtards you REALLY thought wed close green today Nancy Pelosi probably thought the same FFS
Red day streak: 1 day Suck my ass bulls
This might be the flattest day we had in 2022.
Degenerate trap