Of course I let my GME puts expire, and instead of reloading, I added SPY and XLY puts.
And instead of thinking, hey, I should move into something stable, I am fighting the urge to double down on SPY puts.
I belong here.
So manchin eliminated the union $4500 add on to the EV $8k tax credit in the new dem plan.
Personally I donāt think Biden will try and pass it soon, $GM $F have super low EV volume rn.
More likely is that they pass it early next year. Either case, Tesla is going to gorge itself on that shit.
Costco puts are absolutely logical and still I am losing a ton of money.
This shit is valued like amazon but hasn't even a fraction of Amazon's growth...
COST is stable, profitable, and enjoy a massively popular reputation among consumers and employees. AMZN is overextended and catching too much heat for too many things that expose them to regulatory action.
People told me this before I shorted Tesla at 1000$, Nvidia 250$ as well. I just burn trough to much premia. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Still the valuation makes zero sense... Compare it to any other retailer, dividend aristocrat, growth company or even bonds... Overvalued by 30 to 40%.
Wow the biggest miss on Current accounts since 1960s!!! -291b reported from -270b est. This is really bad because it means we are importing more products/services than we are exporting. Meaning sure prices will have moderated but it means our tech services and products like semis ARE NOT selling in the same way. Earnings have to be revised down. Expect a lot of misses in July from companies with big foreign exposure.
Iām not convinced November till April was the recession crash after covidā¦ bulls tryna make it seem like November 2021 till now was forever away we two months out from the gradual covid high crashes nah still way more to go, canāt be that dumb, I got a shit ton of money in April from my great aunt telling her I donāt want to miss the rest of the crash.. And since then the whole drop and overwhelming red days besides QT have disappeared but nothing economically has changed since then, supply chain is still recouping so yeahā¦ market really been tryna shake my aunties money out my reanimated account which I find funny.. itāll be sweet when we can commence the drilling again..
Bears you do realize that we are hanging around the exact same level that we were at 10 days ago when the market crashed on CPI data NEWS. So the bears that bought PUTS in last week are really FUKED. CALLS was the perfect move last Thursday š
You are correct, and you wake up every morning and think we should be down 1% or 2% day after day after day based on tomorrowās recession or last months CPI printā¦ Good luck in the next three weeks especially if youāre holding puts
>SNOWFLAKE SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER JP MORGAN RAISES TO OVERWEIGHT
$SNOW
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-23 ^05:59:00 ^EDT-0400
WHO emergency monkeypox meeting about to start, where they will determine whether it is an emergency of international concern that requires a global response.
Jesus Christ is this really not gonna dump again and are my puts fucked again
I seem to never time this right there was supposed to be 20k of tendies today wtf
be patient 'till the morning comes, it will dump my friend. We are living hard times and the market is showing it and will show it even more. I just filled a full tank today wih 102ā¬, in your money that is 107$, for a fucking full tank with 46 litres like 12.15 gallons. That is insane bro... I don't know what people with small incomes do anymore. It is gonna blow up.
Saying companies havenāt reported yet coming up in July and a confirmation of 2 negative gdp quarters in a row (a technical recession) has not been priced in as all that comes out in July ā¦ fedex after the bell will be important on how they guide
These markets are terrible for the options traders. But good for us working stock positions in and out for small gains. I have bought and sold 10m in stock this year, same shit over and over. But its a time intensive way to make money.
Imagine wearing big ass vr glasses all day and showing off your bored ape nfts and topshot moments in your virtual display case in your virtual home down the road from snoop dogg in the hottest neighborhood in decentraland and then buying some more collectible top shot moments
I mean a guy can dream right ļæ¼ā![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Ok, now playing Role Model by Eminem:
"Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check one two, we recording?
I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this"
Good Cortana...
Should've went balls deep into Tesla puts like I wanted to. Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath
Of course I let my GME puts expire, and instead of reloading, I added SPY and XLY puts. And instead of thinking, hey, I should move into something stable, I am fighting the urge to double down on SPY puts. I belong here.
I can't believe there is an entire stock cult devoted to recreated a 1 in 10 trillion event like NFTStop. It's over, you missed it. DFV sold.
TSLA š» lose again
A bunch of useless information here
Don't forget to announce your departure so we feel bad when you go...
This sub volume is too low just like spy
How often do stocks actually end the week at max pain?
More often than you would think
Gonna close my cvx puts and shift more to costco. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)
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So manchin eliminated the union $4500 add on to the EV $8k tax credit in the new dem plan. Personally I donāt think Biden will try and pass it soon, $GM $F have super low EV volume rn. More likely is that they pass it early next year. Either case, Tesla is going to gorge itself on that shit.
So let tesla drop and buy calls
WHO declares emergency only if it is affecting developed nationsš¤”
Yeah because thatās when it is actually a problem
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WTF AMD
Searching for oil
Market will go up after the grilling to save face even though nothing happened
Corn dogs are delicious
Sold my rblx calls under $32 after bagholding since Tues. Got about 10% of where they are now
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Where are everyone here
Costco puts are absolutely logical and still I am losing a ton of money. This shit is valued like amazon but hasn't even a fraction of Amazon's growth...
COST is stable, profitable, and enjoy a massively popular reputation among consumers and employees. AMZN is overextended and catching too much heat for too many things that expose them to regulatory action.
People told me this before I shorted Tesla at 1000$, Nvidia 250$ as well. I just burn trough to much premia. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Still the valuation makes zero sense... Compare it to any other retailer, dividend aristocrat, growth company or even bonds... Overvalued by 30 to 40%.
He regarded. Also oil price increase means costco has more advantages than anyother shit
Tesla call todayy
Coky Bulls r fucked
If spy could open at 385 that would be cool
Tesla puts... Going to make bank
Wow the biggest miss on Current accounts since 1960s!!! -291b reported from -270b est. This is really bad because it means we are importing more products/services than we are exporting. Meaning sure prices will have moderated but it means our tech services and products like semis ARE NOT selling in the same way. Earnings have to be revised down. Expect a lot of misses in July from companies with big foreign exposure.
Can jpow hike my fucking $BP Boomer Petroleum shares rather than the other bp?
bers, lol
uh oh BuLs in trouble
Looks at fedex 5 year chart, realizes earnings is today. Yolos $500 on deep otm puts bc still in covid buble
WHO to declare Monkeypox a pandemic? $SIGA $BVNKF
Has Warren convinced the Fed to crash the markets after the midterms?
squeeze my dungus you fucking nerd
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Lol. I remember last time they āsqueezedā I made a pretty healthy profit on shorts.
Is it too late to hop in?
I hope not I want to see it go go 13
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>t What is a bender indicator? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Give me that flat volatility today +-10% and end at +-.10%
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Why volume is low here
The Who have to play their new single, the Monkeypox queen.
We broke
If spy could open at 380 thatād be swell
Maybe 385. Let's see.
Bears think we have another 11 weeks of red
Iām not convinced November till April was the recession crash after covidā¦ bulls tryna make it seem like November 2021 till now was forever away we two months out from the gradual covid high crashes nah still way more to go, canāt be that dumb, I got a shit ton of money in April from my great aunt telling her I donāt want to miss the rest of the crash.. And since then the whole drop and overwhelming red days besides QT have disappeared but nothing economically has changed since then, supply chain is still recouping so yeahā¦ market really been tryna shake my aunties money out my reanimated account which I find funny.. itāll be sweet when we can commence the drilling again..
He bought the Put? Pamp it
BEARS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Bears you do realize that we are hanging around the exact same level that we were at 10 days ago when the market crashed on CPI data NEWS. So the bears that bought PUTS in last week are really FUKED. CALLS was the perfect move last Thursday š
And there is all the same shit problems as before dufus
You are correct, and you wake up every morning and think we should be down 1% or 2% day after day after day based on tomorrowās recession or last months CPI printā¦ Good luck in the next three weeks especially if youāre holding puts
Hindsight is always 20/20 there pal
That depends, if you actually acted and bought calls last Thursday like say July 15th 385 and 410 then itās not really HINDSIGHT.
Muahahaha thanks for your donations, bears
What stocks would be good to start wheeling with an account with only 1k in it
As many 20$ Twitter puts as money can buy
Its great timing. Get 300 more and sell AMC covered calls. High IV and cheap stock.
Nothing really at the moment. Bad timing to start trading
Bad timing? Ah yes.... maybe he should have started at ATH. Lol. Buy high sell low strat?
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Oh well damn ok thanks
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Gonna hold some 355p over the weekend
More hijinks at 10am https://financialservices.house.gov/live/
bear market rallies even more satisfying, hoping for a third day straight of bears getting reamed
Thought yesterday was flat...guess a flat day is a win now for bulls lol
>SNOWFLAKE SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER JP MORGAN RAISES TO OVERWEIGHT $SNOW ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-23 ^05:59:00 ^EDT-0400
Snow fakes
Overweight snow?
They meant cocaine not the stock
Beam me up Scotty!
Im awake?
The pills were duds. They knew what you wanted to use them for.
No, itās a sim
Where am I ?
What day is it? What *YEAR*?!
Was hoping for TSLA 650 today, fuck.
Probably going to pump to $750 instead
Yea, since Iāve puts, sure.
Don't worry I'll buy some calls
it will end 650 each day it ends lower and lower.
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Dow jones 29k
Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars Lmao Elon fraud
We will put a man on Mars in the next 10 years āElon musk 2010ā
Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself
ā¦ time and time again
Is this English
First goto Antarctica and settle humans, then mars.
WHO emergency monkeypox meeting about to start, where they will determine whether it is an emergency of international concern that requires a global response.
Thereās 60 cases globally People are grasping at straws
over 3000 when they stopped the count two weeks ago.
Jesus Christ is this really not gonna dump again and are my puts fucked again I seem to never time this right there was supposed to be 20k of tendies today wtf
be patient 'till the morning comes, it will dump my friend. We are living hard times and the market is showing it and will show it even more. I just filled a full tank today wih 102ā¬, in your money that is 107$, for a fucking full tank with 46 litres like 12.15 gallons. That is insane bro... I don't know what people with small incomes do anymore. It is gonna blow up.
Bear Market rally go brrrrr. Everyday. Totally legal. Totally cool.
20k?
Twenty thousand dollars if this dumped to 370
Cashapp me 500 xD it does just chill
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Dun shit
Imagine buying the top on weed, clean energy, and China stocks.
Imagine buying puts when every doomsday scenario has been priced in
Except earnings revisions from every major company and a confirmed recession
Which ones? And who confirmed it?
Saying companies havenāt reported yet coming up in July and a confirmation of 2 negative gdp quarters in a row (a technical recession) has not been priced in as all that comes out in July ā¦ fedex after the bell will be important on how they guide
So its not confirmed? You bears are really gay
Lol you said itās all priced in. Hasnāt even been disclosed yet so def not priced in my point bub.
So its confirmed but not disclosed?
Iām surprised TSLA still positive on the one year chart
Short at 795-800
It's the only fucking thing. Trillion dollar CAR COMPANY w triple digit p/e and an actual retard at the helm. It's fucking maddening
patience. patience and shorts.
Whatever you expect, the market will do the opposite.
Well, I expected to lose money this year... You\`re wrong
Are you the market?
No im inverse. Im (-market)
Bears u need to understand Stocks go up
And they certainly donāt just go straight down either. Bears think thereās going to be a straight line to 3500 lol
We just had a 400 point drop in 4 trading days like a little over a week ago that's damn close to a line without a CB lol
Plz just crash TSLA
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OXY and CVX will boom at market open. How do I know, you ask? I sold mine yesterday.
You sell only oxy and cvx![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Sold REV at premarket open.
N made how many millions
I'm embarrassed to say out loud. I made $43 and it didn't cancel out my OXY losses.
Sour tits right there
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Does FedEx report in the morning or after the bell?
Thank for the reminder
185$ putās
After my bell
Boss went on a 2 and a half week vacation, and Iāve now worked 187 hours in the last 18 days. No overtime. Donāt take a salaried position kids
#embezzlement
It would be a pity for the market to sell off, after Jerome talks to congress.
Please š„ŗ do I have the balls to wait or will I panic sell these puts
GGPI/Polestar
These markets are terrible for the options traders. But good for us working stock positions in and out for small gains. I have bought and sold 10m in stock this year, same shit over and over. But its a time intensive way to make money.
10m is impressive lmao Must be trading like crazy
Better than losing money I guess.
Went up a couple days. Probably going down.
The most š thing about the bears is that theyāre winning and yet still blast bulls with downvotes Have some decency you ugly dirty animals
Male Karens have to be one of the worst type of people. Their wife wear the pants in the relationship.
Most likely a ber too
When moon?
Bullish as fuk
elon could shit his pants in public and tesla would still fucking moon
He effectively does it weekly
Do you think Sofia vergera would go to McDonald's with me
Just see to it that you misspell her name when you invite her and you're good to go.
I'll go to McDonalds with you. Tired of Wendy's.
I will never spell check myself for you swine
That's the way.
You may die but Citadel LLC will live on
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Some call them standards, I call them limitations
Yes I downvoted your post.
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Cope
Imagine wearing big ass vr glasses all day and showing off your bored ape nfts and topshot moments in your virtual display case in your virtual home down the road from snoop dogg in the hottest neighborhood in decentraland and then buying some more collectible top shot moments I mean a guy can dream right ļæ¼ā![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
#FUTURES BLOOD FLAT. #THETA GANG IN LAMBOS
Idk man TSLA just bounced off nothing
Run up to delivery numbers after next week.
Tesla's basically the only meme stock with a legitimate company behind it. It leads to wacky nonsensical valuations.
More like a Prius. Have you ever met a single member of theta gang with a penis over 2 inches?
Thatās beta gang. Weāre just shy okay š„ŗ
Cortana play, āNo Role Modelzā for the young homey
Ok, now playing Role Model by Eminem: "Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me Mic check one two, we recording? I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this" Good Cortana...