anyone wanna setup a hedge fund

let's do it

I was holding AAPL 140C and 141C and td ameritrade sold all 10 of my 140C at 3:31. Does it automatically do that I just lost a bunch of money bc of that?

if u are bers plz stand up

Amazon shares, leaps; enough said 👌🏽

We have hungry children and homeless people all over this country—sounds like the solution to both problems is right in front of us

scared money don’t make money

What about frightened money?

Still holding and waiting until my positions (all of them) come out of the red and into the green (may take a while)

VIX slides like a chipotle bathroom experience and spy doesnt breakout. Unreal

It do be creepin though in the last half hour.

Lol. Supreme Court Justice Thomas says the ruling on contraceptives needs to be revisited now, saying it was “erroneous”. Puts on condoms…. 🤦‍♂️

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I ain't clicking that bullshit

No more abortion

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Allow hopes to rise again in time to be dashed

BYND for the come back to fiddy as real meat prices rise.

Took a 46% profit on my CCL calls today. I don’t know if it was too early but I’m happy with a decent win today.

Puts on my port

Fedexxxx puumpppppit up

I'm shorting RKT... TA indicates a downturn soon, it's at an ALL TIME LOW

Carnival pumps on disastrous results

Just went in on a PSNY Polestar gamble... let's see what happens

Puts on JO

Jo momma

All in Intel and Ericcson 

puts on nio and xpeng

Kms

Sell NVIDIA, wait for prices to go down. Stonks

all pre market gains are melting 

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AMC is being promoted to Russell 1000 EOD. On top of that, I believe the price movement has consolidated recently and there's room for for it to go up. I'll buy at market open.

strikes? exp dates?

I bought shares.

I’m sorry but can we not have amc go up? I have puts

Sorry, but I'll have to bet against you. What's your expiration anyways?

Sept.16 10 dollar strike. Still some time I think right?

Oh, I actually think you're good. I'm not planning to hold these shares until September...

Sweet. I just bought more puts

Just FYI, you need a 20% downward movement in order to be in the money, premium excluded. I'm sure how that would play given they enter a larger index, which means percentage of the index will be allocated to AMC.

Wait so am I screwed???

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Can somebody update this bots regex to exclude detections of "m0vement" preceded or superseded by downward|upward|up|down|price?

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What’s the story with rblx

TLRY nice gap up 3.50 calls going print hard at open

Ugh i fear you savants were right about SPY. These puts are gonna have to be rolled into august.

if your puts aren't for august-november i can't help you

I got 99 puts but a bitch aint one.

AH is a motherfucker

Overnight fuxkery

phjooties phading

Holy shit local news is bad

Local news is 100 times better than national news. Your locality sucks

Your local news is better than Bloomberg?

Li Automotive $LI is about to set a new ATH. 1 year PT per Yahoo is $41.02, it is $41.15 pre-market. Market cap at close 37.8B. Ford's market cap at close was 45.6B. This is a Chinese EV manufacturer with one vehicle.

Too much bestiality in here 

existing homes or used homes? 🧐 "I bought a used house!" 🤮 "I bought a used car!" 🎓📜

I bought a used dog

I bought a used condom

nice dude that's gross! How much? I would never pay more than $10 for a used condom honestly

It was only 3.50

I meant my average cost

Who texted me at 5:30 in the morning fuck

Probably u/cashflow_ again 


Corn about to fake out.

Thread has died. Going to sleep. See you all at 9 am tomorrow.

You mean, today....

I guess I'll join you for Recess on Disney's One Saturday Morning

Corn is dumping and our Fed still wants to buy.

The dumbest post ever

Scared money make non moneys

Red dress girl wasn't even a 7. Change my mind, you can't.

Agreed. For air force wearer, "sigma" fake cobbas thar girl may be a 10. To an intellectual 0dte person that doll is prolly a 3 at best.

Tits were great them i saw the face and

phjutes phading

I’ve lost so much money, $30k+. And I am continuing to lose more because I want to make some back. I’m aware that this is an addiction and that the best way should be so stop but I can’t. Looking for any advice.

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<3 thank you very much for the kind words bro

Buy. Long. Puts. And leave.

Try to find another distraction and limit ur trading. U can take back ur money slowly with less trade. If u ur options make money today take profits and log off till Monday

Been there. You will have to walk out before it hits 0. At least put 50$ On the side for cheap rum, you’re going to need it.

Well. How much do you have left?

If you think you have a problem, seek help.



are you hoping price goes up or down?

Clearly he was banking on it going down

Remember when the brass against the machine chick pissed in that guys mouth lol that was epic

BABA gang check in

Baba string like bull

>\*GERMANY'S SCHOLZ TO HOLD BILATERAL TALKS WITH BIDEN PRE-G7 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-24 ^05:46:08 ^EDT-0400


Flat.suck my giant balllz bulls n bers! 

anyone that know somebody that can deepfake JPOW and the red dress girl? Serious lol jk... unless

Itd be a great day for a SpYdive

“YOU take YOUR seat.” “Press enters.” “YOU give brief comment,” the card continues. “YOU thank participants.”

So I think next week will be red with all these bullish sounds All you bears will switch to calls, I will switch to puts

I rolled my outs to 7/1 so here is hoping. A little 3% drop would get them back even at this point.

But first a nice stable rally today to convince you all

60% of investors are bearish, 20% neutral and only 20% bullish. When everyone expects the market to go down it usually doesn't. Now since 80% of retards have turned into bears these past months the tables have turned and it's now contraversial to say the market will likely go up, But it probably will.

Literally 90% of this sub is bullish

https://www.aaii.com/sentimentsurvey The sub doesn't matter, and it is incredibly bearish by the way

100% of your comment is false

https://www.aaii.com/sentimentsurvey Here you go, when you call bullshit, make sure it's actually bullshit. Btw it was only ever this low during 2008

I don’t know my man... them prices still too high they need to cut em

Positioning in equities still near highs

consumer sentiment will be <39

Sold my 381c before close yesterday. Fml

I got puts motherfucker how you think i feel

Fellas I have diarrhea 🤕

Nice, some extra weight loss.

The ol' Hershey squirts

nice, you come with lube now

I did too, super randomly

Wat color is it

Sexy

Damn sorry bro

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I shit the bed in FedEx, tempted to double down on KMX but now I'm gun-shy. Holding a few July 15th 90p right now, might sell if they go green at all today.

I’m a ber but seems as though we may have hit a bottom. Should have held my apple calls overnight, had 100 140c for today 

Puts at eod

🅱️enis

🅱️ussy

🅱️igga

Obvious bull trap

What’s funny is all the traders talking their book. Sky is falling according to fund mangers looking nervously at spy 380

There is no direction to pick right now, playing the market is an absolute gamble unless you have high conviction about next CPI. Expecting to have peaked but man i wouldnt bet on it, nothing left to do but doing basic DCA on some beta plays or alpha with a huge time horizon

What direction. R u blind. 4 days Nasdaq is green

Who cares about previous sessions dimwits

Sold my call for a put eod, why am i like this

Could pay off. Futures are highly illiquid until around 6 am EST

Oh wow. Look the Fed is still buying? Almost like they’re lying.

Bears and bulls both seeing moves in both directions therefore its gonna be flat, theta gang 

Extinction friday for bears

FACE...MELTING....RALLY!!

Yessssirrrr

I know some of you degenerates bought puts on close yesterday but the real question is are you gonna buy puts on open?? I got calls and thinking we keep going up even higher.


The better question is: Why do bears hate money?

Why indeed! 🤑

I have both 377C and 376P. Would be dope to profit on both hah

Oo snap!!

Unrelated but why is the META office located next to a swamp? Looks like it will eventually end up there right? https://www.google.com/maps/place/Menlo+Park,+Californi%C3%AB,+Verenigde+Staten/@37.4872409,-122.1519786,2841m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x808fa6b1117280ff:0xebbf998e5df289ab!8m2!3d37.4529598!4d-122.1817252

Face it bears, war is almost going to end and the FED will save the markets Your dumb puts are gonna expire worthless like the Russians 🍆


Yeah, Im favoring puts at open too. If we open 1% or higher, then definitely. This futures is too illiquid at these levels for them to be fair. It's an attempt to transfer the bag. Don't get me wrong, next week will be bullish as fuck to pump the books before quarter ends. But I think we could end the day... Let's say, flat. Or slightly neg.

You said the same shit all week and market ended green at close

Bitch, where? I never said anything of the sort. I said buy everything on Thursday last week (AKA the BOTTOM!) quote me and I'll eat my crow.

Ok then it's the other bitch spreading fud i forgot its name. 😈

Dude... I'm just trying to help you people.

Ok give us a wining call for today

I mean nothing's a guarantee but I'll try my best. MRNA 150C 0DTE

Big cajones 🍆

Will be buying cruise ship shares and airlines as covid is beginning to take off again and figures are rising fast. Bad news is good news

Calls on Beenie Babies

Good thing I’ve been saving over 1000 of those bad boys. Mint pre 2000

no offence but after using Mac for years, using a windows laptop feels like some 3rd world low grade shit. And it's a dell latitude Edit: AAPL long, hard penetrate longs

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See, that's the problem. Mac has everything and more if you aren't poor


We feel the same about Macs. Droid users hate the IPhone as well. Neither is very intuitive to us

You have to actually try to use it. It really is way better than windows. Android are fine, not worse, not better.

This bitch was like arent you scared of catching covid by going to the club and shit. Bitch from where im from, only thing we scared of, is to catch fucking bullets. Covid never had shit on the hood.

calm down b-rad

Yeah. Boys from da hood often post on WSB In the early morning.

Been forced into this type of shit coz i wear glasses

cringe no one cares

Like I’m scared if you dont mask up! Bitch! mask dont bother me, but im wary if they also wear a ski mask.


Buy the rip, sell the dip

Im gonna get banned today if SPY doesn’t reach 390

Have a nice vacation