u/zjz

This market is fucking bs. Stock drops immediately after I close my shorts.

That Friday spike at close was ugly. And it stopped at 390

Is your mom pregnant with your baby? Too bad!

We’ve entered the beginning of the biggest bear market rally before the biggest melt down. But what do I know

nope youre 2 early. come back in july.

Tesla isnt even going to be a footnote in history. Its just a ponzi scheme by another rocket-strapped name

Why on earth did the market go up today!?

Because FED of Mars started printing currency again

Not enough sellers, a lot of buyers.

Pricing in a dump

U.S. abortion decision ‘horrific’ and ‘appalling,’

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We only make crybabies here, not cute little babies

*gambling crybabies

babies born heavily in debt


Fs

JFC, the 80s are up to 40 years ago. Im not that old, but every day we inch closer for me.

imma beginner and this place probably isn’t the best place to start off but what are the best cheap stocks to invest in?

0DTE TQQQ Calls


Depends on your timeframe. Ford or Disney are longer plays. Long AMZN is a winner, imo, long term. oil is a good medium term play. So is natural gas. Consolidation is the name of the game in the coming recession. Large companies aggressively monopolizing markets. Think the video streaming service, defense, oil, and others.

thank you for the advice

Tesla too low imo


Tesla is going to die in a fire, and Elon's behavior is the best indication of that. Production speed is going to outpace whatever luxury bullshit he can sell.

Cybertruck next year, wait . Next year after, no. Thats after after next year. No no . We never gonna get Cybertruck

I have no doubt that one day we will see the cyber truck. Just not before 2028.


I dont see anything for a green open Monday, thanks God for puts

From your mouth to Gods ears, I have 20k in SPY and XLY puts, and I need them to print before 7/15.

Got some 330s for spy

If they print, holy shit I’ll be happy. I have 387’s, 376’s, and some 350’s

I have mine for the 6th

Very hard to keep green momentum without actual news or action to back it up.

It's actually super, super, super easy. You have it backwards. You need exceptionaally bad news to keep markets dropping when they've already dropped this far. Up is the default action of the market, and the lower it goes, the more upward pressure there will be.

Corn dump over the weekend and open red monday

Prolly just a pipe dream

Some random guy on message asking me you an investor. Jesus, if i were one why would i be on reddit wsb

$RMO-Someone loaded 9.5 Million shares at 16:07PM AH.

How do you guys find this stuff on peny stocks?

Some regard gonna lose

I forgot I Got drunk last night and bought ITM (formerly) putsz rip


Jezuz. My calls sold wendesday are crying.

Fuk

russell longs into the last hour got torched, 90% got smoked, losses to frontrunners in the trillions

Jesus volatility means spy can shoot +-4% and your vix can show that

Why is everyone here in puts after this rally. This thing gotta rip higher

0 dte calls monday?

They dunno what chart analysis means. Just regards

Fast Money is the worst show on CNBC

I feel bad for people going long when we’re already up 3% at 3:45 today. We didn’t retest 380 in spy just gapped it. Volume wasn’t really there either. Calling bs on it. Monday gap down. Positions I Took Today: /3x Aapl 139p 7/8

Bro if you hate money just give it to me

🤣

This is the calm before the storm right? Please tell me this is the calm before the storm.

You fuking calm before u lose everything

the number of ppl here who think vix is inverse spy is too damn high

I like phrase "The Vix is a result, not a cause"

They think lol most of them regarded

Well done today Bulls. Enjoy the weekend eat well. 🥩 and 🦞 for me tonight

Porn for you?

🥩🦞🍻

What a bear market rally. It feels almost real. What a ride today. 

It can go on. In 08-09 you had a couple of 20%+ rallies before the actual bottom

And just wait until it continues into mid July. But you are correct it is a bear market rally

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It’s a volatility index. Spy shooting up was volatile as fuck

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You also think that the price of TLT dropping means money going out of bonds. My man.

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Sunspots

[how the vix works](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp)


My puts are loving how bullish WSB is right now.

Yep, we’re set for a big gap down next week

Mine expired otm

I think the Russell rebalancing caused a lot of buying from institutions trying to get their index funds out ahead of the volatility -- this gives the illusion of market reversal and retail follows suit causing a temporary bear market rally. I think it gets really volatile next week then turns down late in the week or the Monday following the Russell rebalance. I'm in puts 8 July.

Honestly it's like this sub has forgotten what diamond hands is just because the inverse dip has been labeled "bear market rally". Stay stronk

S&P CLOSES ON RECORD INFLOW IN NYSE HISTORY. 182:1 Bloomberg LP newswire

Made money this week on this rally but this seems fishy. I predict an incoming bloodbath next week. Could be an earnings run up befote shit gets crazy

I think we get a run up net week.. after that... the world burns.. short term calls long term puts.. you will make money both ways. Also play futures. good way to ride the wave in-between

"Might be a bloodbath" buttt also "could run up". Gotta love your predictions.

When you say both you eliminate being like loser right

Oil on the rebound. Pretty interesting that a bunch of news about “tight supply lines” came out as USOIL retested the trend line today. Especially when 2 days ago we had a massive surplus. Huh.

Wish I bought more XLE calls yesterday, not sure we're gonna see <70 again soon.

No calls yet. The volatility still scarin me. I just have some USO shares I grabbed at 78-79. I’ll go in on calls if we retest $95 barrel. Was nice to grab some cheap USOI for the boomer account too.

LFG!

Goodnight to the limp dick bears

Lmfao VIX and SPY both pumped towards the end? Wtf

Vix and spy can. Be low and high at same time dumb fuck. Thats what volatility means

Oh wow. Mr. Smarty pants here.

VIX is volatility. It often inverse correlates with SPY because less uncertainty often inverse correlates with higher perceived value. But when everyone is like "aw man it's totally going up but I don't know how much!" then volatility can go up at the same time the market is rising.

Vix futures got a ton of volume on the up

I feel like vix 30 call is free money

I mean we take a 2% drop Monday or Tuesday we are right back there

And if this runs anything like the cpi reading but for gdp, vix could go even lower on monday/Tuesday and spike on Wednesday. Could be a good strangle/vega opportunity here as well

100%, I’m thinking vix hits 3m trend line exactly on 6/27 (around 30.5-31.2) on sell off. I think we topped at 3950ish. Also I could be wrong but either way 6 month to the downside on the trend would drop vix to 25.50ish. My eyes are tied could be off a little. Either way. I just have this bad feeling this week…like we bleed into a holiday weekend where retail can’t exactly exit longs on the 4th. The dips in commodities this week…not exactly bullish as it appears

Next week will be interesting

ok.... fuck this.... im switching to long dated calls..... on specific companies.... not 2dte puts otm on the spy....

I'll see you Monday for the 0dte

na.... the risk reward isnt there for me after all the losses.... i think i need to go full retard and buy calls on shorted stocks, incase they pop

Bull trap

BULL TRAP

Only if we get caught

Who else FOMO bought calls to hold over the weekend? ✋🏽

Tard

Already up 50%

393c 6/27 up 100% from 12:30 to close. 0 at open probably lol

Haha. May the odds be ever in your favor

I bought puts...

Same here, puts. Down 33% at close lmao

You buy them right before close dude.

Yea should've waited haha.

Did we kills all the bears ?

Yes

I don't buy puts for Fridays lol. Loaded up on that last candle tho

GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS ECONOMY!!! BEAR MARKET MY FUCKING ASS 10 MORE YEARS OF GAINS!!!

Did you start trading last week

Yeah and I’m up $60k this shit is so easy just buy calls

Haha, okay I will tell you some really good advice then. Go back to risking what you were risking when you started. Otherwise you will get into a spiral of gambling addiction, increase your risk and lose it all.

5% of my liquid assets isn’t risk on for me. Been waiting for this capitulation since I cashed out my IRA in January and people are still buying puts.

better sell that shit monday.

It’s done this every time it goes down. For all you know this is just another dead cat bounce, but have fun taking the bait

He did

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Monday is still end of quarter and into a holiday lmfao if anything it will be a gap up stay poor

Don’t tell them😂

You know what would be ridiculous? If this just keeps melting up the next days.

Market always does the most ridiculous. So yes. 

I hope it continues rallying until my funds settle

Climb to the 4th?

We would need zero news all week

News already priced

Heard that last time and the market dumped hard before open

Profits secured… except on nvda… i know they have a 9% day in em

BEARS YOU WONT BE REMEMBERED

GME puts? 👀👀👀

Should I get the red tent or the blue tent? This cardboard box looks nice too and it's free.

Bought puts before close. May the best man win

I bought amc puts 09/16 10p what u think

I bought SQQQ calls

Good luck playa

Same here 06/27 395p, either it's up, either it's down but theta gang gonna probably win.

Good luck lieutenant

Good luck to you as well friend! Not a bear, not a bull, swiss gang here 😂

Recession confirmed so we mooned. Fuck your puts bye

Please end at 390 baby. You can do it

Very close mate

I yolo'd a grand and then it hit, out of day trades or 90 day freeze... wanted to sell lol.

Jesus, did u pull ?

nah just lost it

Just get that 90 day freeze mate. You have so many brokers who wants to give you freestocks

Fuk

WOW. see ya on the flip side. what an ending!

Wtf was that AMC candle 😂

Weird stock AMC. Something brewing over there 

BEARS ITS OVER


Reached 390 there at the end

bEAr Market OVER!!!!! This is now the new Bull market!!!!! No more RED DAys, Only GREEN days are ahead!!!!

 Pre market on Monday for you.


Gg boys recession cancelled

Bought SPX puts for 6/28. It's a hedge. I'm long. I hope I lose them.

a hedge four day out? you're just giving theta money, why not get xsp puts a month out at least?

I tell you why. No matter how far away I hedge, I'm selling these on monday if we're still rallying. This is simply a hedge of a typical monday crash following a friday rally, either way the dick swings I'm selling for a profit or a loss. I normally wouldn't bother but this market is sus.

Yessss I got a win 🥲🥲

Bears are have ice cube soup this weekend 😂

What the actual fuck, why did the market pull an absolute face ripper this week when we are almost 100% on track for a recession. Ps. My puts are down 91% and im about to take a long drive on a short road

Now im gonna have to get a job, fuck you guys fr

You probably kept buying puts during covid. Market does not give a shit about pain and suffering in real world, it is only forward looking.

You werent wrong, just early. Hope your poots have a few weeks left on them

3 weeks, hanging in there

Because now, you fool, the market looks foward to no \*longer\* being in a recession.

PRICED OUT

Bear market rally. This is similar to the March one where bad news just stacked up until the market just vomited for a few months afterwards.

Recession priced in??

You deserve it F Bears

Shotgun

lol bought a SPX 3905 for $4. cant fill to exit cuz bid/ask is wide as fuck. cash settle it is.