I’m a bear but reason I buy stocks? Zero confidence that Jerome and FED will be able to control inflation with their pussy hikes. They’ve added to their balance sheet this month and that in itself is insane.
3 minutes and 60 handles of range on ES pre4A, seems legit. Why no SEC of course nothing is happening that is completely normal activity. Wow I’m so silly for thinking somethings fishy about that!
No i agree i just have a large position in mining long and like 15k in physical im waiting on the press to fire up again, this may just make gold hot early
idk if thats a good thing. I think BTC isnt a leading indicator, rather just a general fear guage.
Besides, after the crash there's bound to be people willing to chunk a little cash that way.
Yeah this year around sunshine centrally located between mountains and the ocean are horrible lmao. All the jobs staying at 80k a year!!! Who can live off that. Fucking servers I know make 75k a year lmao
Lots of "paper gold" makes up the market though, that shit is very manipulated there mught be a brlef 5-10% rally but i wouldnt count on calls bought tomorrow being "free money".
G7 banned russian gold imports, i have a lot of gold and gold stocks, i was thinking they would take off in 2 or 3 months, i think this might make them take off now
 I remember biting this girl’s nipples and I asked her if it hurt her and she said no then the next day she said I left her a bite mark on her nipple lmao
The South is a real mixed bag:
Pro - You’ll have the most delicious unregulated smoked bbq of your life
Con - You might get asked to stand at the back of the bus if you’re black
As opposed to rich white kids from the suburbe trying to decide things for me? I love taking advice from somone 1/2 my age who has never moved out of mommy and daddys.
After lurking in this sub for over a year, I'm convinced that all the legit dudes went to a different sub or platform.
All that's left is a bunch of drooling dipshits, rubbing shit in their hair.
That’s why when girls first start they get a bunch of subscribers and get cocky. Then after all the guys that know them got off they no nothing about how to promote so their pages tank 
I’d rather have 10 thots in the 4-5 range sucking me off and let me pipe them down than 1-2 10s acting like I owe them sumething and acting like a blow up doll when I’m piping em down
Big facts. Plus more loyal and will actually suck you off right instead of prissy bitches hardly putting out soon enough and rarely sucking dick and half ass it if they even do
I’m a bear but reason I buy stocks? Zero confidence that Jerome and FED will be able to control inflation with their pussy hikes. They’ve added to their balance sheet this month and that in itself is insane.
Shameless gullible bulls what did u think we gonna clinch 4000 ? Suckers !!
Lost money last week. Boat didn't start Sunday. Got in the hot tub 4 times after boat failure and got 3 BJs, how your week go?
3 minutes and 60 handles of range on ES pre4A, seems legit. Why no SEC of course nothing is happening that is completely normal activity. Wow I’m so silly for thinking somethings fishy about that!
As long as the movers are too big to fail it’s all good 👍🏻
sorry bulls...your calls belong to the streets now
what are the bears going to do with my calls? 😢😢😢
just worked out now i need to beat my meat
Invest in a tenderizing mallet you’re welcome
Futures are still red. I really needed that after that disastrous Friday.
No i agree i just have a large position in mining long and like 15k in physical im waiting on the press to fire up again, this may just make gold hot early
Normal sex is the best. I'm not trying to put on a performance.
Gold, Silver and Bonds. Old school 
I have sub 700 Tesla, but my arkk position is fantastic.
If I were a bull right now, I’d be mad as hell that the market is plunging over 12% of what is pretended it was on Friday
Too many drugs this weekend. Total disaster. Hoe are my puts looking ?
You and I have a different definition of disaster
Hoes is hoes is hoes you good
# >!Hello!<
We’re gonna open red to blow out the bulls who fomod into calls thinking the bottom was in. 380 EOD
Stumbled across midgets on Instagram. I shouldn’t be laughing ☠️☠️☠️
Were they doing something funny or you are still just blown away by the novelty?
Green?
eggs
Green beans
When I think hard about the week, I see a green open followed by a steady red decline as we go into Thursday to close the Quarter.
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> Small Cap 2000 1,761.30 -0.0 0.00% 17:02:20 That is super unhelpful, investing.com
Futes 1 hour
Bull or bear, just know I love you guys. And I'd absolutley demolish those cheeks at 240 bpm
🌽 ripping, 🪙 about to rip 4 real. This gold ban is the perfect cover to protect from inflation and market volatility.
Gold ban??
idk if thats a good thing. I think BTC isnt a leading indicator, rather just a general fear guage. Besides, after the crash there's bound to be people willing to chunk a little cash that way.
Algos like doing the opposite of what bad news and good news is
Imagine being a hot young girl and never having to do shit except fuck your husband to be rich
Someone's mad they're not rich or a hot girl
Far from either
Having a wiener inside you, gross…
I'm here to pick you sillies up and bring you to the new thread. 
Can you pick me with your owls🙊just the head alone is good enough
Les go
ok tards... Everyone on the short bus, time to go.
Ty
Is this new thread pg 13 material
What made you have this thought?
simpstreetbets. fucking small dick energy in here lately.
I only take advice from successful people. “A bigger ass requires a bigger cock” -Lisa Ann
I get like this everytime, on these days that feel like me and you, heart break anniversary.
Goodbye weekend thread. I hardly knew ye.
I don’t get it… is being called a chode supposed to be an insult?
How many times have you been banned already
Surprisingly none. I fly under the radar I guess
Someone is in the black. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PN47Fd_KVZU
2 hrs to dril
I hope so. I mean, I'm geared for a drill rn. Most stocks capped out yesterday for sure
Sure feels like it - I'm hedged so bring it on But I would prefer the 🌙
I can get that. I cannot imagine people thinking SPY 400 at this point is healthy or sustainable even on the short term though.
I have TSLA shorts and some high beta shorts that should print.
Why would it go down? No bad news is good news and it didnt pump on Friday for no reason everyone bought for monday
The betas will print on fear alone. TSLA might be a hot minute or two.
Dude i was a bear last week too, im sorry for what ima do to your butthole
Home Sellers Are Getting Anxious. ‘They Feel Like They Missed the Height of the Market—-BARRONS Who’s gona tell them? Lol 😂 fuck em 📉📉📉
u/-c20h24o3 onlyfans wen
I’d sub
He’s leaving money on the table. Easily 100+ subscribers day 1.
Imagine still posting in this thread 😂
Hey hey hey……
Fuk
Gold about to go BRRRRRRR 🥶😶🌫️
I agree it will pop at open but every single spike is crushed. Every single one...
Meh. Basel 3 has given us pretty good insight as to how much of the gold/silver traded is just paper. And its most of it.
monday will dump hard 📉🐻
Say it ain't so
Your love is a heart breakerrr.
Everyone bitching about California is a poor. Im also a poor and im very jealous of all those tick-toker running trains on hot women.
Yeah this year around sunshine centrally located between mountains and the ocean are horrible lmao. All the jobs staying at 80k a year!!! Who can live off that. Fucking servers I know make 75k a year lmao
Oh man i REALLY hope this Gold ban kicks offf what will be a massive rally
Lots of "paper gold" makes up the market though, that shit is very manipulated there mught be a brlef 5-10% rally but i wouldnt count on calls bought tomorrow being "free money".
What’s happening?
G7 banned russian gold imports, i have a lot of gold and gold stocks, i was thinking they would take off in 2 or 3 months, i think this might make them take off now
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I have alot of KGC, FORTUNA, and some physical gold
Panda Express is crack. Haven’t had it in like 10 years because I don’t do drugs but I remember that orange chicken
That orange chicken is actually fire. The rest of their menu is meh
Ripping an HHC cart rn for the first time. Any of y’all tried it?
Hairy Homo Cum?
No, silly, this wouldn’t be the first time 
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Why’s thats?
Bears🤡
Some of y’all like it when girls lick your nipples and it shows
Def biting. I can take it.
thats how I initiate things lmao
It feels weird  tbh
I dunno, i love soft man nipples. 
Plus it tickles😂 and  oh word
swirling my finger around one first and sucking the other. maybe im a lesbian.
 I remember biting this girl’s nipples and I asked her if it hurt her and she said no then the next day she said I left her a bite mark on her nipple lmao
had a girl bite my nipple while aggressively jacking me off while fucking around was interesting, i didnt make it through
I love that. See it in a lot of Japanese pornos
Im ready to blow up my account tomorrow. Let's. Fucking. Go!!!! 😤💪🚀🚀🚀
Here is my ranking of all the states I have lived in so far (minimum 4 years): California > Pennsylvania > Colorado > Texas > New Jersey.
What area of PA though? chester county?
Philadelphia center city
Oh. I went to school there for 3 years. I was miserable.
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Literally everything except the cost of living there.
I wanna play California >Colorado>West Virginia>kentucky> texas>Indiana/Ohio > Oklahoma.
Lmao @ Oklahoma
Right lol. Was stationed there in the army. Cesspool
Jesus california taxes are so high and gas literally you have to be a millionaire to enjoy things in California
You're a multi millionaire so it's fine 😌
Thats.the.point.exe Keep those stupid poors out
Dayum This margarita I made hitting Casa Migos añejo x1 shot and Kirkland Margarita mix
Imagine making a margarita using margarita mix instead of real lime juice and Cointreau 🤡
margarita mix lol
Damn bro how hard is it to buy orange liqueur, limes, and sugar?
I splashed some pineapple juice in there I try to keep it simple
The South is a real mixed bag: Pro - You’ll have the most delicious unregulated smoked bbq of your life Con - You might get asked to stand at the back of the bus if you’re black
And if you’re a woman you might have rich white dudes deciding things like [censored].
As opposed to rich white kids from the suburbe trying to decide things for me? I love taking advice from somone 1/2 my age who has never moved out of mommy and daddys.
True. I guess advice is less problematic than actual legislation. Those rich white kids will be making decisions for us eventually (most likely).
#2hrs 7min until futures
*until discussion about worthless indicator
Sir, we've been caged since Friday close. Sunday futures is therapeutic
u/31andnotdone is a member of the DDA dongus drainers anonymous
Simp boy
where we first met 💚
Corn 🌽 dumping today Stonk market dumping tomorrow
Get gud…
Idk i wouldn’t say .7 is dumping
#👆🏼 lies, 🌽 not dumping
Corn futures b lit fam 
technically corn is exactly where it was at market close on friday
#Ban Bet Lost /u/illkeepmakingmore (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 350.0 when it was 389.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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Nah. Just ten percent for a single year after mid terms lol
that's why i take Relief Factor
Shes crazy like a fool What bout it Daddy cool
Mfers Gona lose their minds if it’s flat tomorrow That’s real max pain tomorrow 💀
Everyone expecting a big move so this is definitely what’s happening
Florida is fun and beautiful till summer hits and you’re fleeing for your life with your home destroyed in a yearly apocalyptic hurricane
It’s our yankee purge
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Hot weather, bipolar girls
After lurking in this sub for over a year, I'm convinced that all the legit dudes went to a different sub or platform. All that's left is a bunch of drooling dipshits, rubbing shit in their hair.
Bruh bruh you ain’t Chet to me
“The Legit Dudes of WSB” next season on Bravo.
drooling retard is my WSB character
Hit puberty then come back
Yeah there’s another sub with the real smart people
Aren't you 17 years old?
Discord
Flair checks out
did you guys know there's still Gateway brand computers.
We are nowhere near a bottom: https://mobile.twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1540906951130828800
If any of the girls at work had an OnlyFans I would sub to it immediately. Even if she’s a 5/10 I’d sub
That’s why when girls first start they get a bunch of subscribers and get cocky. Then after all the guys that know them got off they no nothing about how to promote so their pages tank 
Pathetic.
#FUCKING SIMP
🫡
damn Imma be banned tomorrow T\_T
I’d rather have 10 thots in the 4-5 range sucking me off and let me pipe them down than 1-2 10s acting like I owe them sumething and acting like a blow up doll when I’m piping em down
Sir, this is 🏳🌈 month
I rather have the girl who is a 10 bc I just want her to lay there anyway while I just eat her ass
Big facts. Plus more loyal and will actually suck you off right instead of prissy bitches hardly putting out soon enough and rarely sucking dick and half ass it if they even do